Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=GeniusCasanova;7353069]I made an appointment via text to see Monica at a certain time. I showed up, and there were no cars, door was open, and it was seemingly dead with nobody else there.[/QUOTE]I was actually there (my car was in the lot) and overheard the whole thing. Here's my experience: went early in the morning and Vicky, who I've never seen, opened the door and ushered me to a room. Monica came in and started putting fresh linen on the table and whatnot, and I gave her the fee. She left and I was thinking I was going to be with Monica, but another client comes in the front door and Vicky returns to me, looking a little disheveled. She was crazy friendly and flirty, so I accepted her and she left to get ready. I hear / see another person coming upstairs. This must have been you. I think Vicky answered the door, I hear a bunch of talking, and then a client leaves.

Vicky finally comes back, ready to go, and mentions that Monica double-booked. I'm feeling pretty "yikes" at this point, but goddamn if Vicky didn't turn out to be top notch after all. Recommended! But that's another story and not relevant here, I guess. I did feel shitty for the client that made the trip and left, though. I can't imagine the clusterfuck that would have ensued if Monica had taken me on, too, when I first came in the door.

Anyway. First time / long time poster / lurker. What's shakin'?

Flyway's post got me all excited to see Monica again. She's very pretty with a killer body, and cute especially with the cat ear headband, so made an appt and drove down south to see her, 405 traffic is always bad but the trip was worth it. There was suv on driveway, thought there might be some waiting time, walked in and was greeted by Vicki (new girl) no bait and switch. The place was ghost town both girls are available. Got curious so I asked about the suv, was told belong to the owner. Shortly after, Monica led me into the rm and immediately getting all handsy (hand in pant with some HJ), playful, and tons of dfk. She's definitely a firecracker and very playful, and I like that. She brought out a vibrating prostate massager to msg the starfish while giving a sloppy BBBJ the sensation was amazing (be sure to ask her about the toy if you're into it). Other than this, the main course exp was very similar to Flyway's, loved the dry hump actions that get jr up and rock hard fast and builds up the urge to pound. Overall a great exp, She's going to be leaving in a couple days, so enjoy her while she’s still there n treat her well.

FYI the appt was around 11 ish, perhaps this time slot has the lowest foot traffic.

Disclaimer: this is a fictional story, YMMV. Happy hunting and stay safe fellas!

I was in Everett yesterday and decided to try this old joint. What a mistake. I saw an old Lady named Pink. It was a terrible, rushed experience.

Afterwards a lady named Linda came in with the hot towel. Then a quick massage and I was out of there. I should have just gone to Shanghai where I have always had a great time. Live and learn!! The Korean places have really gone down hill in the last couple of years it seams.

[QUOTE=Loveacpi;7354740]He is talking about the old house looking place just south of the Burger King.[/QUOTE]I'm afraid I'm going to contract HepC just from being in the parking lot. Any time I've been inside, I was constantly afraid the entire buulding was going to collapse on me.

Moderately attractive, usually chubby, always rushing and upselling like a stripper.

Pretty similar experience to everyone else here. Super cute girl with with her cat ears and thick framed glasses. Kind of reminds me of an Asian Kat Dennings. She has a bubbly personality and likes to joke / flirt around. Great body, very nice rack.

Started with a massage that was pretty decent. Very quickly moved on to something more sensual with tongue bath, water in mouth, very good TUMA with lube, and BBBJ in several different positions. She can be both very aggressive and very receptive, easy to work with. Went on with several more positions before finishing. She's definitely an ATF, very easy to work with, even shared some snacks with me afterwards and just chatted for a while like friends (I speak a bit of Chinese).

She leaves in a couple days so definitely see her now. I'm considering visiting again in the next couple days too.

[QUOTE=QSeanKnowsBest;7356303]I was in Everett yesterday and decided to try this old joint. What a mistake. I saw an old Lady named Pink. It was a terrible, rushed experience.

Afterwards a lady named Linda came in with the hot towel. Then a quick massage and I was out of there. I should have just gone to Shanghai where I have always had a great time. Live and learn!! The Korean places have really gone down hill in the last couple of years it seams.[/QUOTE]Thanks for reporting and TOFTT. I haven't been there in probably 8+ years. If you don't like the one you draw and you don't get a line up, just say you forgot your money in the car.

I came in to see the new girl Cherry this morning.

She looked great with blonde hair, mm DDs and, sexy nose and beautiful dimples. She definitely has youth and great team of cosmetic surgeons on her side.

The TS was nice and sensual. She took her time and paid attention to details which I like. Her tattoo is cute if you really are into that. Overall I enjoyed the time well spent.

I heard she's from NY and she's Umi's good friend. Maybe I try their duo later?

[QUOTE=DapperDavid;7354477]Which Renton Spa is this? There are several. One just off the freeway near the Burger King. One off of exit 7 by Seahawks VMAC, in same parking area as Starbucks and McDonald's. Is there another in the Renton highlands as well?[/QUOTE]The one by the boigah kang!

Like I mentioned, it's the house that looks like it's ready to fall in and collapse, and as others mentioned, the one with the parking lot that you will contract hep A-Z just by breathing in the air alone. Ahahaha. Ya can't miss the place! It's got the Christmas lights and all.

[QUOTE=Loveacpi;7354738]Your report was the one and only good thing I have ever read about this place. RM is nothing but ripoff reports, LOL.[/QUOTE]That one visit with the Arab Latina was my ATF visit to a parlor let me tell ya. WOW.

But like I mentioned, with the variety comes some haggling and in some cases, sub par service when compared to the subservient cut and dry priced Asian women of the industry.

They're all w in the end and will do anything for the right price. Sometimes you just got to be stern when naming it and walk when they don't cave. You'll always find what your looking for somewhere.

[QUOTE=IstlFun;7356288]Flyway's post got me all excited to see Monica again. She's very pretty with a killer body, and cute especially with the cat ear headband, so made an appt and drove down south to see her, 405 traffic is always bad but the trip was worth it. (be sure to ask her about the toy if you're into it). Other than this, the main course exp was very similar to Flyway's, loved the dry hump actions that get jr up and rock hard fast and builds up the urge to pound. Overall a great exp, She's going to be leaving in a couple days, so enjoy her while shes still there n treat her well.[/QUOTE]Please tell me she at least put the toy in a bag?

[QUOTE=FlyWaySkyWay;7357118]Please tell me she at least put the toy in a bag?[/QUOTE]Yeah, it was covered.

Hello fellow Mongers.

I'm pretty new to the area and looking for some wisdom on the best BBJ providers in the Seattle / Bellevue area. Bonus points if they can go multiple times within the hour. I've seen all the reviews about the girls at JM and Tokyo, but curious of any other gems.

[QUOTE=SeattleStiff;7353067]Went by Champion on Roosevelt and was ushered in by a woman named Lilli. Probably 4'-11" and very hot.[/QUOTE]Scheduled an appointment, confirmed with booker 30 minutes prior but they asked if I could go at 7 instead. Should've taken that red flag, but told them I can't and they said ok to 6:30 so I showed up on time. Seemed like Lily was the only one working and it took her awhile to get to the door, and when she finally did she asked that I wait at least 30 minutes because of an irate customer. I waffled a bit but agreed to wait.

7 rolls around and this dude is arguing about how he was shorted on time, got really upset and called her a dumb *****. I pray she didn't understand the words as I was pretty uncomfortable listening to this argument through the walls (I'm not a confrontational guy), and then prayed harder it wouldn't escalate to violence or worse. Anyway, they must've settled on her finishing out more time, so she popped back into the room with a cheery attitude asking me to wait 20 more minutes. I took that as my cue to get out, and she apologized on the way out.

1. The booker fucked me on this one. I let them know it wasn't cool.

2. Fuck the other guy. Shame on you if you're reading this. It was a few minutes / dollars, eat the cost and get out next time. Not only makes you the asshole, but you also kill the mood for everyone else.

3. Lily was short and attractive with huge tits. On the older side though, going to guess 40-45. Still wanted a session with her and disappointed it didn't happen.

Lots of complaints about appointments not being honored lately, I just had a chat with a spa owner / manager about it. She said they do their best to honor these, but you can't expect the girls to refuse customers if some other dude shows up 10 minute before you do, there's no guarantee you'll show up as there's no booking fee or anything like that, they are not incentivized to wait for you, and the other guy won't be happy to be turned away when there's no other customers. The best they can do is to put you in after their current session. But if you are a regular and the girl knows you then yeah they'll likely refuse other customers and wait for you, but it's still not guaranteed. They deal with a lot of weirdos in this line of work, be understanding and more importantly don't be one of those weirdos.

Monica answered the door. Got a hug and kiss, she grabbed my crotch and said I remember you.

I told her I was here to visit the new girl.

She led me to a room. Less than a min. Later Vicky came in naked, and hott. She is 5'2 135 ish.

Great smile and Horney as hell, at one point her and Monica switched. BBJ kisses and happy hands from both! !

As I was leaving Vicky told me she was leaving and another new girl was coming.

I hope Vicky cums back.