Santa Ana and Costa Mesa.
Two reports. I go into detail so you'll notice a transition between reporting and ranting.
4 months ago I got my first local massage at Main Street Santa Ana in afternoon impossible to miss if you go down main street from Irvine, next to a gas station. Mamasan was older 40's asian lady with a passable (6/10) body and need of braces. Paid. 5 for hour. She was my provider and the only person their. Started with table shower that can't be distinguished from a table shower at a legit place. Once on the massage table she asked me what I wanted and I got a nuru slide (regular oil normal massage table) for $. I'm not sure what a really good nuru entails but I'm sure it wasn't what I had. She didn't get naked (unless I agreed to give her more) and didn't sit on face when asked (petty detail I know). Appreciated the paizuri though. Also note to self tits aren't as much fun to suck if they are covered in oil. Ended with H. E. She didn't finish me. I will rant about H. E. Later. Total $.5.
Very recently went to 440 Newport Plaza in early morning. It is very literally a plaza of parlors. Honey Spa (on the second floor) and the place directly below it on the first floor were open. I went to the bottom one I think it was Swan Spa. Paid .6 for hour. Clerk lady was young and attractive. My provider was an older Asian with a cute face for an older woman. Expected to start with a massage but she quickly asked me what I wanted. I wanted everything but apparently I'm too big for FS (would've appreciated it if she at least tried). Paid $ for naked CBJ. Couldn't touch her goodies but was allowed to suck on nice tits. Removal of clothes revealed a lack of ass and a tire stack stomach. Note to providers if they are reading this, do some sit ups. The pleasure from the CBJ was kinda overridden by teeth and a lack of depth. I asked for FS again but was denied because size. Next was HE. Is it just me or do providers have no rhythm. In santa ana + Montreal they just mashed it which might work for the uncircumcised but only causes slight pain for me. I find that you need to specifically demonstrate what type of HE would get you off. Newport woman squeezed the hell out of the based of pole. Why? She eventually got the technique right and I finished minutes after. I left and just realized that I paid for an hour and was only in their for a half hour before being showed out. No massage WTF it's not like she had customers waiting this early at morning. Basically I paid $.6 for a half hour mediocre HE. I could've done better at home. I should've gone to honey spa. Screw it time for me to find a GF maybe I'll go nofap, but I'm pretty sure I'm just saying because of a post orgasm mindset and my balls being sore. But this isn't the sore balls that come from a really good release, more like the sore balls that come from the providers long ass finger nails scratching and pinching them.
Later today I'll make another two post about an orange county weekly gangbang party and spot in diamond bar with light extras. Both of those were very pleasant experiences. Anyone else been denied service because of size. Anyone have special things they do when they go get massage. I like watching hentai from phone during massage.
I'm not going to back to either of those places anytime soon.
