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For context- I'm a 28 year old black guy.

While my definition of a "phat ass" may be more stringent than some (most), let me assure you Nikki does NOT have a phat ass.

After googling "Ryan Smiles", I would like to double down on my assertion. There's more than the average amount to grab, yes, but let's call a spade a spade. On a 0 to Kim K scale, Nikki is a 76. Above average, but not getting into Harvard with a C.

[QUOTE=FrankDigitola;4820395]Sorry things went stupid for you brahs. It sounds like there's something legit wrong with this chick. I went to her in hopes of getting a pretty good massage, grabbing handfuls of PAAG booty and getting a tugger. Got that and then some for cheap along with some unintended comedy. I don't think I'll give her the chance to flip the bipolar switch on me.

I guess the takeaway for any future brahs who are thinking of seeing her is a matter of willingness to roll the dice. She gave me a pretty good massage, but brahs have said she'll underperform with that. Smashing is on the table and she's a freak. However the danger is there that she'll be impatient with the pop and / or will mark up the tip request. She can be quirky and jovial as she was on my first visit and how I perceive she was when a bunch of you brahs first saw her. The paranoia I'll chalk up to the COVID shutdown mandate, but the rudeness and mood swings are too weird to ignore. The only real sure thing is that phat ass she's got. It's up to brahs to decide if they're willing to roll the dice to play with it or not.

If seeing a PAAG is the only draw, there are other options out there. Thai Mint and Amy / Joanna at Garden in Burke have plump booties. KK is one of the best masseuses in the area and she has a really phat ass and thick legs. (She also has a bit of a belly, so pass if that's a problem for you.) Thai Nikki also has a really phat, Ryan Smiles tier ass and has HOF natty teddies also. So yeah, there are other options out there. Which reminds me. Haven't seen Nikki in a while. I might have to fix that soon.

Frankie.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DCmdvawiz;4820829]For context- I'm a 28 year old black guy.

While my definition of a "phat ass" may be more stringent than some (most), let me assure you Nikki does NOT have a phat ass.

After googling "Ryan Smiles", I would like to double down on my assertion. There's more than the average amount to grab, yes, but let's call a spade a spade. On a 0 to Kim K scale, Nikki is a 76. Above average, but not getting into Harvard with a C.[/QUOTE]There's no chance we're talking about the same Nikki here. You can't be talking about this Nikki:

[URL]https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/vienna-fairfax-gmu-saintsbury-drive-fairfax-va-usa/9660106.html[/URL]

If that's the Nikki you're talking about, then you've seen too many Brazilian Butt Lift sloots on Instagram. I've seen Nikki more times than I can count and am very familiar with datass. The Ryan Smiles comparison is spot on.

Frankie.

[QUOTE=Mdubya;4820703]You guys should call baby Hua, baby huey because she is greedy. I read the reviews and they were mixed so I decided to roll the dice and I couldn't pass up a Chinese chick with a phat ass. Texted her for an appointment and she said she'd be available two hours later which I was fine with. Showed up, texted her I was there and she escorted me in the building. I noticed a possible larger monger exiting before I texted her. I stopped in the restroom to take a piss and wash my hands and went to the room. We did not discuss how long over the phone so she told me only hh. Which was 40. I was here we go with a rush job. Grabs my junk and ask me for 100 for bbj and I was like I want everything and she said no which was understandable given we only had hh. Handed her the 100 reluctantly because I thought she would upsell me later. And it was too much money for 2 min bbj. If they heavier guy was a monger there's no way she changed the sheets. I've been in some pretty sketchy and dirty in calls so I said fuck it. Massage was worth the 40. I had to ask her to back off a little because she was hurting me. Now I will say I've had better massages with the Koreans. So probably about 20 minutes in she asked me to flip and she had her little titties out. She did have some awesome nipples. I told her she was very pretty and she had an awesome body. She nursed me for a little bit and started bbj which was just ok. So me being who I am I'm like how much for doggie because I was trying to see that ass y'all was talking about. She said no because I'm big and she has a bf and he's small and would know. So of course I know she's running game and she was not interested in my money. Literally 2 mins in she asked me to self service. At this point I'm like fk it. She smart to ask for the tip upfront. I self service while she's licking my balls. I tried to get a good rhythm and not hit her in the face with my hand. She pulls her pants down now to help me and I see the hairy bush and a side view of the ass. I even said the ass was nice. I start thinking about destroying her little ass with my dick and that helped me cum. So total dmg was 140. She gave me a hot towel to clean up and she left the room. Little did I know she was going to go let another monger in. Wtf!! Side note she was using her phone pretty much the entire time I was face down. Even while massaging me with the other hand. So I get dressed she never said bye, no hug, no come back and see me. Nothing. I was extremely polite and had a pocket full of money. Then I had to awkwardly walk past the incoming monger. I was pissed! She did the whole hurry up and cum shit too. The girl needs help. She's doing too much by herself and being greedy. I would recommend her if you want a below average experience and like jacking off yourself. I love you guys but I have to disagree she barely has an ass. It fits her body. It was nothing that made my eyes widen. She did have some big nipples for her small titties
https://bodyrubshop.com/ads/hot-asian-massage__1554151811-18274915?from=singlemessage[/QUOTE]If you have a wad of cash and want a massage and FS go see Ava and Tiffany. They are fantastic. 250 gets you a great massage with beautiful Ava then great BBBJ, DATY and CFS with beautiful Tiffany. At one point Ava will be massaging your front side while naked Tiffany will be playing with you dick. It's heaven.

[QUOTE=SlowBlo;4821342]If you have a wad of cash and want a massage and FS go see Ava and Tiffany. They are fantastic. 250 gets you a great massage with beautiful Ava then great BBBJ, DATY and CFS with beautiful Tiffany. At one point Ava will be massaging your front side while naked Tiffany will be playing with you dick. It's heaven.[/QUOTE]I saw Tiffany about a week ago and I was a little disappointed. I only saw her and not the two together. Her massage skills are nonexistent. No much in way of GFE but a little LFK. Decent BBBJ and then CFS. The biggest selling point for Tiffany is her smoking hot, tight body. She's maybe 4' 10" or 5' even. Slim body with nice curves. Man made bolt on's which feel very realistic. Probably the best body I've seen on an indy Thai in a long time and I think she is rally in her mid to late 20's. Outside of that her performance for me was a 4 but YMMV.

[QUOTE=DCmdvawiz;4820829]For context- I'm a 28 year old black guy.

While my definition of a "phat ass" may be more stringent than some (most), let me assure you Nikki does NOT have a phat ass.

After googling "Ryan Smiles", I would like to double down on my assertion. There's more than the average amount to grab, yes, but let's call a spade a spade. On a 0 to Kim K scale, Nikki is a 76. Above average, but not getting into Harvard with a C.[/QUOTE]Nikki is thick all over. Her ass is phat because, well she's a thick girl. Her tits are the show, and likely the main event until you've seen her more than 10 times.

Does it matter if you've seen her 1000 times?

The average Gerogetown / American / UMD girl in spandex has more ass than Nikki (granted, they don't deliver a massage as good as her).

It's cool for her age, and for someone that delivers a decent massage. But I think your dissociating from reality a little bit here. Nikki has a "big ass" for the NOVA world. Not the real one.

I'd love to hear from the peanut gallery on this one.

[QUOTE=FrankDigitola;4821126]There's no chance we're talking about the same Nikki here. You can't be talking about this Nikki:

[URL]https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/vienna-fairfax-gmu-saintsbury-drive-fairfax-va-usa/9660106.html[/URL]

If that's the Nikki you're talking about, then you've seen too many Brazilian Butt Lift sloots on Instagram. I've seen Nikki more times than I can count and am very familiar with datass. The Ryan Smiles comparison is spot on.

Frankie.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SlowBlo;4821342]If you have a wad of cash and want a massage and FS go see Ava and Tiffany. They are fantastic. 250 gets you a great massage with beautiful Ava then great BBBJ, DATY and CFS with beautiful Tiffany. At one point Ava will be massaging your front side while naked Tiffany will be playing with you dick. It's heaven.[/QUOTE]Can you guys help out with the ad for Tiffany and Ava?

Feel free to write your girl Ryan a letter.

[URL]http://www.dc.state.fl.us/offenderSearch/detail.aspx?Page=Detail&DCNumber=I40826&TypeSearch=AI[/URL]

[QUOTE=DCmdvawiz;4821474]Does it matter if you've seen her 1000 times?

The average Gerogetown / American / UMD girl in spandex has more ass than Nikki (granted, they don't deliver a massage as good as her).

It's cool for her age, and for someone that delivers a decent massage. But I think your dissociating from reality a little bit here. Nikki has a "big ass" for the NOVA world. Not the real one.

I'd love to hear from the peanut gallery on this one.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SlowBlo;4821342]If you have a wad of cash and want a massage and FS go see Ava and Tiffany. They are fantastic. 250 gets you a great massage with beautiful Ava then great BBBJ, DATY and CFS with beautiful Tiffany. At one point Ava will be massaging your front side while naked Tiffany will be playing with you dick. It's heaven.[/QUOTE]They definitely are on the radar. Just have had trouble getting schedules aligned. This situation probably won't last long so I need to pull the trigger on them.

[QUOTE=MangoBalls78;4821346]I saw Tiffany about a week ago and I was a little disappointed. I only saw her and not the two together. Her massage skills are nonexistent. No much in way of GFE but a little LFK. Decent BBBJ and then CFS. The biggest selling point for Tiffany is her smoking hot, tight body. She's maybe 4' 10" or 5' even. Slim body with nice curves. Man made bolt on's which feel very realistic. Probably the best body I've seen on an indy Thai in a long time and I think she is rally in her mid to late 20's. Outside of that her performance for me was a 4 but YMMV.[/QUOTE]Also saw them recently. Ava gives a solid Thai massage and is strong for her size. Tiffany has a great body but the performance was meh. CG then Mish for 10-15 before she stopped me and tried for a HJ finish. Wouldn't give a BBJ at that point and said I couldn't get the package deal in the future. Sent me off without a HE. Would just stick to Ava for Nova.

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Not girl in the pic though. Be safe and have fun.

Isn't she Angie? I thought she was trans? She just came back from Cali.

[QUOTE=RobIvan;4821789]Hi my degenerate friends. Heads up for those seeking, this one offering BBFS:

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Not girl in the pic though. Be safe and have fun.[/QUOTE]

Has anyone tried her out? I texted and she said no FS, so I want to know if someone has had any experience with her, or should I TOFTT? She looks beautiful.

[URL]https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/tyson-conner/9658367.html[/URL]

I saw Tiffany last week. I have seen her before too. But this time she was off. She has a busy schedule. I was in and out in about 25 minutes for 300 bucks. She was not in a mood. She said, "don't fuck me too hard, my belly hurts" I was like OK. We agreed for multiple pops but I got done with her crankiness in pretty soon and walked out.

[QUOTE=SlowBlo;4821342]If you have a wad of cash and want a massage and FS go see Ava and Tiffany. They are fantastic. 250 gets you a great massage with beautiful Ava then great BBBJ, DATY and CFS with beautiful Tiffany. At one point Ava will be massaging your front side while naked Tiffany will be playing with you dick. It's heaven.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RobIvan;4821789]Hi my degenerate friends. Heads up for those seeking, this one offering BBFS:

[URL]https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/tysons-vienna-reston-dc/9663685.html[/URL]

Not girl in the pic though. Be safe and have fun.[/QUOTE]What's the damage?