Little more food for thought
[QUOTE=Glockman;3593706]Why the fuck you guys even seek out massages is beyond me! But to each their own. Give me a sure thing anyday. I just can't figure it out! Is it the hunt. Is it the anticipation? Maybe she will! Maybe she won't! It completely escapes me.[/QUOTE]Also if there is a term used at the place you went to that uses "house fee", your in the wrong pace. If she is charging you double for the flip, your in the wrong place. If she leaves the room after she started the massage, your in the wrong place. If she uses her phone, your in the wrong place. Only time you should be asked to turn on to your back is because she is done massaging your back.
Don't go in to a place thinking there is going to be extras, she will let you know in her own way. I went to this one woman about 6 times cause she just gave a great massage, one day my hand was left on the side of the table, just enough to hang off the side, she happened to start letting it "hit" it between her legs in the right place. Well lets just say, she had to change her scrubs before she walked out in to the lobby.
There is less of a chance for getting anything nasty, no cig smoke smell, no nasty motel rooms, no getting robbed in the parking lot, no handlers, no playing games on driving to a location and she goes cold on you to only get a text from her 30 minutes later cause she "fell asleep" when she actually decided to bump your time cause she really wanted to give your time to someone else and screw you over.
Will you go to many places and get nothing? Yup, but that one girl you finally find will understand "it" and it will be mind blowing tantric. It took me 10 years to really understand. Does that help you out glockman?
Jessica, Violet and the dreadful Juliet
Haven't seen Jessica in a long time and every time I try to see her I miss her. So I've been visiting Violet for the past few weeks. I enjoy her company and gives me exactly what I need. Even though I like violet I still like slim girls and she's a little on the thick side so I decided to try Juliet. Very good looking girl and nice petite body. However service wise she sucks! And not in the good way. No clue on what a massage is and doesn't respect time. Really fucking amazing ending. Coming back only for violet and the hopes I'll see Jessica again but even if they offer me a free time with Juliet I won't see her (maybe). She's beautiful, but she's going to ruin their reputation and quick!
Back To Square One But With An Offer
[QUOTE=MarlboroPlease;3598268]Its not about the quest and the anticipation, its actually the clean girls, the clean environment, the safe place, the no thugs running girls. The only bonus of the quest is a relaxing massage, besides that the quest 50% sucks. . .The actual massage IS the great side, and I mean actual massage skills. The big bonus is the extra's when you find it, that's the total package. [/QUOTE]Well then, I'm confused and back to square one. So it's not the quest nor the anticipation, but the massage itself. We simply have different tastes and different needs. That's what makes the world go around. It would be pretty boring if we all liked the same thing. But as far as qualities go, we both seek out the same type of lady. The big difference is that I'm looking to photograph her and then get a nice BBBJCIM. The songwriter is right though. It's no secret that my camera is my "sure thing!" Why he chose to point out the obvious somehow escapes me, but to each their own. But my camera is my passport to pussy. Without it I would just be a John with not much to offer the ladies. But I must be doing something right because 12 ladies on the USASG Adult Classified Ad are using my photos. I have number 13 lined up. Which brings me to my offer. Massages don't do much for me, but if you or any other massage monger can locate a lady who does a really good massage, will let me photograph her in all the usual Glockman shots, suck my dick like her life depended on it, will let me unload in her mouth, and will let me post the shot, then I will generously reward her and post all the shots on the Massage Parlor Report Board and give her an honest review. [B] Anyone [/B] who can locate such a lady who will agree to that, pm me her number. I'm serious. However, lacking that photoshoot posting series, I will not be posting anything else on this Massage Parlor Report Board but will stick to the other Boards instead. As a skeptical heretic, I have nothing useful to post here, and probably never did. But I hope someone finds me a suitable subject masseuse. They are way out of my element, I don't know any of them, and don't know where to find them. It seems to take a special talent that I lack. No flames please, especially from the songwriter, because I can't answer.
Massage in Senatobia, MS CL Personals. Caaual Encounters- Massage, W4 M
Private location for you to enjoy a relaxing massage after hard days work. No explicit messages if you do then you ll get this. This is not a sex ad and no happy endings sorry guys. But if you take a chance and behave before hand.
Text me at 66 two 59 eight 077 five.
Anyone TOFTT yet? Please PM if you've seen her already.
This was her response after contacting her:
Things to know -.
- Rates are $60 for 30 min, $100 for 1 hour.
- I offer a full body Swedish massage ONLY!
- My hours are evenings. M-F 5 pm - 9 pm.
- I am NOT a prostitute and no happy endings.
- I work from my home.
- I am located in Como MS.
- My husband will be home during your massage but will not be in the room or interrupt.
- I have everything you need for a relaxing massage. I. e. A relaxing environment, linens, massage table in a private room.
- Any questions about muscle tension and injury prevention can be discussed at your appointment.
- A confirmation call or text will be sent approximately 3 hours before your appointment.
- If you are a no call, no show, you will lose you appointment and will not be rescheduled.
- Any other questions can be addressed when you arrive for your appointment.
- DO NOT WASTE MY TIME WITH USELESS and PREVENTED QUESTIONS and / or COMMENTS.
Man In Awe's first experience with the Hobby.
Hi all,
My first experience was quite a surprise. From reading this site, I will start with "I had a dream, in my dream.
I had been having back and arm problems that I had been going to a LMT to help with. On a flight to Tulsa in January, my back was acting up, so I decided to find a massage therapist in Tulsa. It was already after 6 pm, but a googled and found a page full of massage parlors and their associated addresses. Several also had their associated websites listed. I clicked on one called Hiimori and saw some very nice looking staff. They were open till 8 pm, so I drove on by and went in.
I talked with the nice looking lady at the reception desk and told her about my back problems. She asked me to wait in the reception area, then came back and said that there were no therapists available. We talked for a while, and she walked out again, then again telling me that there were no therapists available. She escorted me out and I told her I would drop by again the next time I was in town.
After leaving, I looked at the massage listing again, and went to the closest one that was open, which sounded Chinese. I can't remember the name of this one, but it was in a house in a partially residential neighborhood without much outdoor lighting. I got to the address, pulled in the curved front driveway nervously, then saw a small neon "open" sign flashing on-off on the front door. I thought- this doesn't look to great, but maybe than can help with my back. -So I went in a vestibule and rang the bell.
A lady answered from the back of the house, then opened the door and I went in. The lady was a Chinese woman of approximately 70+ years old dressed in an oriental looking gown. I asked if she could loosen the muscles in my back. She said "sure" and led me to one of two therapy rooms. The room had a nice clinical feel to it with a nice massage table, oils, towels, etc. That you would normally see when going to a LMT.
Then things changed. She walked up to me and asked to see my hands. She took my hands in hers and quickly drew them to her butt and told me to squeeze. Not quite knowing what to do, I squeezed. Then she said that she was making sure I was not law enforcement. She then quickly took off her dress and was left in panties only. Wow! She asked me to undress, and not quite knowing whether to leave or stay, my curiosity got the better of me, and I undressed (leaving my underwear on) and laid on the table on my stomach. She started making motions with her hands and said $, and then again $.2, and then $.4. I said $ and she started massaging my back. After a while she climbed on top of the table and continued the massage for about 45 minutes while talking most of the time, half of which I understood. The massage did actually help my back. Then she hopped down and asked me to flip over.
I flipped over and she quickly grabbed the sides of my underwear and pulled them down. She oiled her hands and started rubbing you know where. In 2 to 3 minutes, it was over and I had a nice HE.
She wiped me clean and I dressed. On the way out, she introduced me to her talking parrot, then said goodbye.
I hope you all get a kick out of my funny story. It ended up being a nice experience. Would I go back even if I could find it again? Probably not, but if she was 20 to 40 years younger, definitely.
The next dream dream will be about a return visit to Hiimori. Future dreams will be about some experiences in Memphis.
Man In Awe.
September dream with Awesome Goddess Danni
I had a dream about Awesome Goddess Danni near the end of September. She was visiting Memphis. I saw her add on Backpage and e-mailed her with a few questions. She responded by e-mail with the information I asked for along with massage rates, links to her website, and TER profile with 37 reviews.
I then called and set up the appointment for that afternoon. She sounded sweet on the phone and I was looking forward to my visit.
The time came, and I went to the hotel and texted Danni that I was there. She texted me her room number.
The hotel was nice and in a nice area of town. I wouldn't mind going back there again.
Danni greeted me with a hug and introduced me to her travelling companion, a cute small dog who sniffed me and then jumped on the couch and laid down.
I asked for the double smile and we both undressed. I laid on my back on the massage table and she smiled, teased, and softly rubbed the little one until he popped. Nice! She wiped me down and I flipped to my stomach. Danni's massage was firm at times, not deep tissue massage firm, but a nice firm. At times the massage was light and teasing. There was some mutual touching allowed, but very limited. Danni has a nice soft beautiful body. I can't say this too much, but she is gorgeous as you can tell from the photos on her website. The massage continued until my hour was almost up and I rolled over on my back again. Danni began a soft rub again that gradually built up and felt great. After 10 minutes, I realized my second smile wasn't coming. She hugged me, cleaned me up, and I said "Maybe next time".
We got dressed, talked a little, hugged again, and I left thinking "YES, there will be a next time!
I saw that Danni had been in town this past week, with one day even available with a second therapist. Unfortunately, I wasn't available for a second visit. I hope she comes back soon!
