Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Stevemilw67; 1804726]TIFWIW:

I just saw this old woman. English is terrible. 1/10 looks. Probably 60 or older. Location in apt near Mayfair area.

Massage was OK and you need to tell her "yes" to soft touch. I thought she meant hard or soft pressure, so she did the entire massage with no teasing or touching the boys at all. My mistake.

At the end, after telling me the massage was over, we did work this out and she baby oiled up for 5 minutes of the least inspired HJ I will ever get. Sorry, YMMV, but I just could not get into anything about her as being attractive enough for a boner to happen.

For $120 per hour, there are way better solutions out there.

Happy Hunting!

S.[/QUOTE]Is this the same as the Shiatsu Asian near Mayfair? Saw her recently and YMMV with her. Nice lady, ok massage. I keep going back.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;1804754]Is this the same as the Shiatsu Asian near Mayfair? Saw her recently and YMMV with her. Nice lady, ok massage. I keep going back.[/QUOTE]I've been with both Shiatsu Asian and Asian Jill and they have alot in common like being close to mayfair, age, below average looks and subpar massage / HJ. Neither one worth repeating

On East Layton in St. Francis by the Value Village, Dairy Queen, Greg's True Value is a new AMP. I reconned the place and it is run by the same crew as the other AMPs. There are no table showers offered but the rooms have real doors and not just curtains.

What I like about the place is that it is very discreet. You can actually park in the neighborhood streets behind the strip mall and walk through the alley. There are stairs that lead right to the door almost. They are located in the breezeway of the strip mall.

YMMV but I did not waste my time or money there. Since they seem to be opening more locations they are going to need more girls at some point.

I saw the one named Jill. Will not be repeating.

S.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;1804754]Is this the same as the Shiatsu Asian near Mayfair? Saw her recently and YMMV with her. Nice lady, ok massage. I keep going back.[/QUOTE]

I will me in town next week and would greatly appreciate it if somebody could pm me a great place to get a Happy massage.

Thanks

[QUOTE=BobSteel;1796217]I have gone there a couple times over the past few years and always gotten a very good massage for $60. Never offered any extras and the one time I asked it was denied. So not all AMPs provide extras. Different story at the other ones like Eastern.[/QUOTE]Chinese Relaxation Center and its offspring on 108th and National (Health Massage?) are both very much legit (and some of the best massages in the area). Another really good legit AMP is on 68th and Layton (a steal for a foot massage). An AMP doesn't have to be a rubshack but, more often than not, rubshacks are AMPs.

[QUOTE=Finders; 1806177]I will me in town next week and would greatly appreciate it if somebody could pm me a great place to get a Happy massage.

Thanks[/QUOTE]If you read this thread you probably could figure that out yourself.

Got to see Abbie before the holiday weekend. She told me she could see me before she left for the week. Won't be back till after the 12th. God was it a great time. My fifth visit and it gets better each time. Sh3e goes a little further each time also. I wonder on my tenth time will I get FS. Not that I am complaining, I REALLY don't CARE. I will be back. Paid .85 tipped an extra .2 would have given more. Wallet empty.

Paid a visit to Eastern Massage on 27th St. Yesterday. I am coming to the conclusion that I am much better negotiating on the street than I am at AMPs. I got Coco, an older (45?) and somewhat pudgy woman. Of course she was sweet and had a good attitude and really wanted to please me, but that is pretty consistent with my AMP experiences. I opted for the. 7 half hour table shower and massage. When she inquired about "more" I tried to get oral for an additional. 6. However, she insisted on $. Of course I caved, which I always do at AMP's. I think when I am up for the whole game, I am fine with cruising or calling a BP girl. When I just feel like the sure thing I go for an AMP. I have no doubt I severely overpaid compared to what some of you guys have gotten. Also, I need to learn the art of asking for a different woman. When I left 2 MUCH younger and pretty women were talking and giggling in the back. I need a strategy to ask for a different girl. But all and all the massage was good and so was the BBBJ, so all's well that ends well.

[QUOTE=CrackerJack77;1807618]Paid a visit to Eastern Massage on 27th St. Yesterday. I am coming to the conclusion that I am much better negotiating on the street than I am at AMPs. I got Coco, an older (45?) and somewhat pudgy woman. Of course she was sweet and had a good attitude and really wanted to please me, but that is pretty consistent with my AMP experiences. I opted for the. 7 half hour table shower and massage. When she inquired about "more" I tried to get oral for an additional. 6. However, she insisted on $. Of course I caved, which I always do at AMP's. I think when I am up for the whole game, I am fine with cruising or calling a BP girl. When I just feel like the sure thing I go for an AMP. I have no doubt I severely overpaid compared to what some of you guys have gotten. Also, I need to learn the art of asking for a different woman. When I left 2 MUCH younger and pretty women were talking and giggling in the back. I need a strategy to ask for a different girl. But all and all the massage was good and so was the BBBJ, so all's well that ends well.[/QUOTE]

One thing you might try is using Google Translate to print out, or learn to speak a few phrases in Chinese, that is assuming the girl is Chinese and not a different Asian ethnicity.

Here is the link http://translate.google.com/ You can learn to say a phrase like "I want a younger lady", or you can print out the Chinese symbols.

By the way, are "Eastern" and "Far east" the same thing? If not, I'm not familiar with Eastern. I know that Far East and Asian massage are owned by the same folks and the girls usually go back and forth between the two places weekly.

Anyway I've learned a few phrases in Chinese, they're always impressed!

[QUOTE=LoveAddict; 1808030]One thing you might try is using Google Translate to print out, or learn to speak a few phrases in Chinese, that is assuming the girl is Chinese and not a different Asian ethnicity.

Here is the link [url]http://translate.google.com/[/url] You can learn to say a phrase like "I want a younger lady", or you can print out the Chinese symbols.

By the way, are "Eastern" and "Far east" the same thing? If not, I'm not familiar with Eastern. I know that Far East and Asian massage are owned by the same folks and the girls usually go back and forth between the two places weekly.

Anyway I've learned a few phrases in Chinese, they're always impressed![/QUOTE]Not familiar with Far East. Eastern is on 27th on West Side of street, a little north of the Suburban.

[QUOTE=CrackerJack77;1808129]Not familiar with Far East. Eastern is on 27th on West Side of street, a little north of the Suburban.[/QUOTE]Every spa is different but I find once they know you and you are like an old friend, the service is good. Speaking Chinese, or bringing in a gift for the girls to share. Box of candy etc. Being a good tipper helps. Standard is $40 but you leave $50 will get you treated well. Leaving $100 you will get treated well but no better than if you left $50. Arguing over $20-30-or 40 might get you a cheap HE but you won't make any friends. Don't talk too much and don't talk loud. I hate it when I hear some guy in the other room asking dumb questions. My experience with the Chinese parlors is the girls really are not that cute. But cute is a relative term as I have found that once they oil up your pole they suddenly look a lot better. I have been to over 100 of these spa and its rare. And I mean very rare you get a woman under 40. She might look young but isn't. I though old glasses down at Lake Geneva was 40 but she was like 51. Some girls can make up for their lack of looks with a good massage, being flirty, and going the extra mile to make you happy.

One time I negotiated a BJ with a Chinese provider and was surprised because its rare to get that. She goes to get a condom after I have just tipped her. She comes back with Saran Wrap. It was horrible and a horrible waste of money.

Went and saw Nohemi in Bay View today. The appointment was set up entirely by text. I arrived on time and she was ready for me. She is a good looking hispanic woman. My experiencewas consistent with what some of the other reports mentioned. She was very pleasant and seemed very sweet. She gave a very good massage and there was definitely some contact with the boys while I was on my stomach. She moved my hand when I tried to touch her leg. On the flip she did her share of brushing and she did lots of light touching all over me, but stopping short when she got close to the most important part. She indicated that I could "Finish" myself if I wanted. I tried convincing her to finish me by offering "more money" but she refused. I took her up on her offer and really took my time. I literally massaged myself the way I would have wanted her to. She continued to light touch my thighs and twisted my nipples while I slowly finished the job. All in all I spent. 5 for 50 minutes. The overall experience was actually pretty good, even though I wasn't able to meet my goal of enticing her to finish the job. I may repeat because it was a pretty good massage at that price and there is always the chance that on repeat visits he finish may change as she gets more comfortable.

[QUOTE=CrackerJack77;1808414]Went and saw Nohemi in Bay View today. The appointment was set up entirely by text. I arrived on time and she was ready for me. She is a good looking hispanic woman. My experiencewas consistent with what some of the other reports mentioned. She was very pleasant and seemed very sweet. She gave a very good massage and there was definitely some contact with the boys while I was on my stomach. She moved my hand when I tried to touch her leg. On the flip she did her share of brushing and she did lots of light touching all over me, but stopping short when she got close to the most important part. She indicated that I could "Finish" myself if I wanted. I tried convincing her to finish me by offering "more money" but she refused. I took her up on her offer and really took my time. I literally massaged myself the way I would have wanted her to. She continued to light touch my thighs and twisted my nipples while I slowly finished the job. All in all I spent. 5 for 50 minutes. The overall experience was actually pretty good, even though I wasn't able to meet my goal of enticing her to finish the job. I may repeat because it was a pretty good massage at that price and there is always the chance that on repeat visits he finish may change as she gets more comfortable.[/QUOTE]Does she still post ads on CL? I've been wanting to see her but not sure on her number

This is a warning and you can do with it as you want. I saw Nohemi earlier this year and ended up in court because of her. I would avoid this person (and thats being polite calling her a person) at all cost. After she finished with me she called her boyfriend and they tried extorting more money out of me them they both cruised up and down my street and even walked by my house that night trying to intimidate me I presume to give them more money. I called the police and said there was a strange person walking around the block and 2 hours later police are hauling me to jail. The police caught up with Nomehi and her boyfriend and she said I sexaully assualted her. Long story short (a little to late, I know) .3 months later with several trips to the fifth floor (felony) of the Safety Building and $5K in legal fees I get off with a misd dissorderlly. I could have went to trial (I pretty sure I would have won) but it would have cost me another $10K minimum and several more months. I DON'T want any PM about this as I do not wish to discuss it any further. Everyone has been warned about her. To me she is definately not worth it and should be avoided at ALL cost!