Strip Club Reports

Was bored Saturday afternoon around 2pm and in the Highlandtown area. Decided to stop in for a beer. The place was dead quiet. I on the pole 3-4 on the pole. Counting myself there were 4 guys there. With such a quiet afternoon goes. I was approached by Gypsy, she looked around late 20's early 30's. Petite frame and some soft B's maybe. I wasn't looking but I let her talk me into a lap dance. $.70 for 30 mins in the private area. She told me for a. 40 tip it was full service. What the heck, right? Nice trimmed kitty, nice and tight too. BBBJ wasn't to bad, although a little rushed. I haven't heard anything about the VIP room, if anyone has more intel, I'm sure we'd all like to hear it.

That's an excellent $. I've never been there. Any info, please PM.

Paul.

[QUOTE=Always Learnin;1228610]Was bored Saturday afternoon around 2pm and in the Highlandtown area. Decided to stop in for a beer. The place was dead quiet. I on the pole 3-4 on the pole. Counting myself there were 4 guys there. With such a quiet afternoon goes. I was approached by Gypsy, she looked around late 20's early 30's. Petite frame and some soft B's maybe. I wasn't looking but I let her talk me into a lap dance. $.70 for 30 mins in the private area. She told me for a. 40 tip it was full service. What the heck, right? Nice trimmed kitty, nice and tight too. BBBJ wasn't to bad, although a little rushed. I haven't heard anything about the VIP room, if anyone has more intel, I'm sure we'd all like to hear it.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Always Learnin;1228610]Was bored Saturday afternoon around 2pm and in the Highlandtown area. Decided to stop in for a beer. The place was dead quiet. I on the pole 3-4 on the pole. Counting myself there were 4 guys there. With such a quiet afternoon goes. I was approached by Gypsy, she looked around late 20's early 30's. Petite frame and some soft B's maybe. I wasn't looking but I let her talk me into a lap dance. $.70 for 30 mins in the private area. She told me for a. 40 tip it was full service. What the heck, right? Nice trimmed kitty, nice and tight too. BBBJ wasn't to bad, although a little rushed. I haven't heard anything about the VIP room, if anyone has more intel, I'm sure we'd all like to hear it.[/QUOTE]Good report but FYI you could have saved yourself about $80 by taking a 10 second drive over to Conkling or Haven.

Spent some time in the godforsaken hole that is Tony's Place. Girls were all fugly or ghetto, except for one fairly average looking girl with bad teeth named Bambi who was an absolute ***** to me at the end of the night. Saw a ghetto black chick taking it doggystyle from a guy in the lapdance room in plain sight of everyone on one side of the bar including the dancers. Later a fight broke out between some Dundalk white trash dude and a cholo. Pretty standard night in the funniest, dirtiest strip club in the world.

[QUOTE=John Chad;1229334]Good report but FYI you could have saved yourself about $80 by taking a 10 second drive over to Conkling or Haven.[/QUOTE]I personally haven't had much luck in that area. Next time I will try there first. Any advice on where to find some more exotic cuisine. Maybe Asian, Hispanic or European?

I never had a chance to sample so I ask. Are they real?

Eggroll

Went to the Pussycat on the block last night. Over the years I haven't spent much time in there at all but got roped in last night. Ended up spending time with Isis who stayed after her shift in the hopes of me spending some real money. Bought her a drink and then she asked if I wanted to do a lap, which I did. I didn't get laps for a long time as they're a waste of money but I've enjoyed them as of late. I bought 5 laps for $ in the hopes of it being really good, which it wasn't. Boring grind, impersonal, no kitty, only a tiny bit of through the pants the touching on the last song. I asked her about 3 songs in to turn around so I could see her ass and she just never turned back around. After that she asked for a $100 tip which I thought was ridiculous. We settled on $60 which is still overpaying I know. After that she wanted to do a private for another $230 to the bar and $150 tip which I wasn't buying. I sat down as I still had a full beer and she sat down next to me after I just dropped about $200 on her and said "I can't believe you're not going to do a private". I think she was pissed because it was after her shift. Honestly I had no reason to think that a private with her would be any good. Just a wallet drainer.

Went to the Flamingo too. They had a 3 songs for $40 lap special which I bought with a girl who got changed back into her stripper clothes (no clothes) when I showed up. Wish I could remember her name but she was skinny, white, possible drug problem but very early stages. Body still nice and tight. Real dirty dances, lots of action, fingering. She really worked up a sweat. All while her boyfriend who had come to pick her up watched. I really got a dirty eye as I walked past his girl and pinched her ass as she was bent over. Sorry chump. I think I tipped her $40.

[QUOTE=Lvillig; 1231317]Went to the Pussycat on the block last night. Just a wallet drainer.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the report Lvillig. Sometimes it's hard to pull the parachute and get the hell out before you do damage. Pussycat is dangerous, some good looking teases that work your wallet but not your dick. I have to get back to the Flamingo soon. Good times. Good times.

Keep drinking

Has anyone spent any quality time with Chanel from Golds. She said she wants my number to meet soon and talk business has this happened to anyone else also. Tia looked amazing that little asian I would love any experience on that. I would love for them bar ladies to get on that stage they sexy as hell with drinks in their hands.

Long time lurker, first time poster. I decided to bail on the work day yesterday after lunch. Went down to the block, and headed right to the surest thing I know of down there. Chez Joey. For some reason I always prefer the day shift down there. Probably because the girls' are so much more inviting after they've been sitting there bored all morning. Get there just before dinner time, like 5 or 6, and you will receive the kind of warmth and TLC we all crave.

As to my report, as soon as I walked in, a very attractive Asian girl approached me. She was probably mid-20's (can't remember her name). Claimed she just started working there. No signs of drug issues, and she was remarkably lucid for a block girl. So I bought her a drink and hoped to get her in one of the private rooms. Unfortunately since she is so new to the game, she doesn't get down and dirty like that. She even claimed she was currently working on her Master's degree, but is on summer break (umm, right). Once I learned that she doesn't get down, I declined to buy her a second drink, and she departed my company.

Within about 5 minutes, contestant #2 stepped up to the plate. A lovely MILF of a woman named Jasmine. She said she was 28. I'd probably believe that. She was white, ginger-ish hair, light freckles. No signs of illness (she later confessed that the monkey on her back is snorting Oxys). She wasn't a spinner, but she was thinner than a typical mother of 5 would be. I bought her a drink, and we began negotiating our private time. Bar fee was $175 for an hour upstairs. Her tip was $100. It was extremely worth it. Total GFE. I don't think I've ever made out with a working girl as much as we did yesterday. I had some blow, so we laid that out on the table. Luckily I also had a 25mg Viagra to counter the effects. BJ was uncovered, and quite good. There was no rushing or tension whatsoever from this girl. We started the sex uncovered (no lecturing, please). Despite my best seduction efforts, she wasn't as wet as I'd normally like. And once I put the rubber on, she was even less so. Every few mins I'd stop fucking her and go down to re-wet the situation. Her puss was smooth, clean, and tasty, so I had no problem repeating that procedure as often as I had to. Maybe it was the blow that was drying her out? Who knows.

All in all, it was a great fucking time. I definitely plan on going back to see her again. In fact we made plans to get together last night after her shift (she was working a double). But I was crashing by then, so I never answered the phone.

[i]note: I hate using dumb code words for shit, so please excuse my explicit description of the events. I think the code words are dumb anyway, because nothing anyone writes on here can legally incriminate you. So I'm just going to be straight-up in all my future reports. [/i]

I didn't really know where to put this. But since Fox chimed in at post #1432 about this lovely lady, I figured I would follow up.

As stated earlier, I saw her post on CL randomly and decided to TOFTT (since I didn't RTFF for her beforehand, should have known better). She was advertising for a FBSM and I was intrigued by the pic she sent me. Went to her place out in Brooklyn, quoted me H for $.5, but only walked in with $ so she agreed to HH. She actually gave a legit FBSM, paying attention to each extremity and had decent pressure. By the end of the session, I was blown away with a BBBJCIM when I only expected a standard HE. This girl is the real deal!

Pleasant girl with a down to earth personality. Rocking body like Fox said, kudos to her at 40. Since she lives right near me, she is definitely a keeper and an ATF.

Jag

Gentleman, since I am mentioned here.

When you see mickey. And I recommend it.

Do not mention me until the end of the session.

We had a slight disagreement / misunderstanding. She is queit angry at me. Don't blame her from her perspective. But I don't see her any more.

I would like her to know that even though She won't see me, I still recommend her. I really did like this lady. And sorry about the misunderstanding.

But those things do happen from time to time. And once you walk out, you can't come back.

Smiling Fox, ; }

[QUOTE=Dj Rivaa; 1231965]Tia looked amazing that little asian I would love any experience on that.[/QUOTE]Hmmm. Sexy asian at GG, huh? Damn. I haven't been there in awhile, but I love me some sexy asian girls. Whoo-hoo. But, the problem is, not much in the way of extras at GG is there? Is she a bartender?

Might have to take a drive down there.

Keep drinking

McCreeper:

If you say it was worth it, then it was worth it; but it seems a bit pricey to me.

[QUOTE=McCreeper; 1231970]Long time lurker, first time poster. I decided to bail on the work day yesterday after lunch. Went down to the block, and headed right to the surest thing I know of down there. Chez Joey. For some reason I always prefer the day shift down there. Probably because the girls' are so much more inviting after they've been sitting there bored all morning. Get there just before dinner time, like 5 or 6, and you will receive the kind of warmth and TLC we all crave.

As to my report, as soon as I walked in, a very attractive Asian girl approached me. She was probably mid-20's (can't remember her name). Claimed she just started working there. No signs of drug issues, and she was remarkably lucid for a block girl. So I bought her a drink and hoped to get her in one of the private rooms. Unfortunately since she is so new to the game, she doesn't get down and dirty like that. She even claimed she was currently working on her Master's degree, but is on summer break (umm, right). Once I learned that she doesn't get down, I declined to buy her a second drink, and she departed my company.

Within about 5 minutes, contestant #2 stepped up to the plate. A lovely MILF of a woman named Jasmine. She said she was 28. I'd probably believe that. She was white, ginger-ish hair, light freckles. No signs of illness (she later confessed that the monkey on her back is snorting Oxys). She wasn't a spinner, but she was thinner than a typical mother of 5 would be. I bought her a drink, and we began negotiating our private time. Bar fee was $175 for an hour upstairs. Her tip was $100. It was extremely worth it. Total GFE. I don't think I've ever made out with a working girl as much as we did yesterday. I had some blow, so we laid that out on the table. Luckily I also had a 25mg Viagra to counter the effects. BJ was uncovered, and quite good. There was no rushing or tension whatsoever from this girl. We started the sex uncovered (no lecturing, please). Despite my best seduction efforts, she wasn't as wet as I'd normally like. And once I put the rubber on, she was even less so. Every few mins I'd stop fucking her and go down to re-wet the situation. Her puss was smooth, clean, and tasty, so I had no problem repeating that procedure as often as I had to. Maybe it was the blow that was drying her out? Who knows.

All in all, it was a great fucking time. I definitely plan on going back to see her again. In fact we made plans to get together last night after her shift (she was working a double). But I was crashing by then, so I never answered the phone.

[i]note: I hate using dumb code words for shit, so please excuse my explicit description of the events. I think the code words are dumb anyway, because nothing anyone writes on here can legally incriminate you. So I'm just going to be straight-up in all my future reports. [/i][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Eggroll; 1231195]I never had a chance to sample so I ask. Are they real?

Eggroll[/QUOTE]They absolutely are real. Finally sampled her last night. It is not easy to get intimate with her-too young, kind of new to the game, I guess.

But who cares. Zoey has an amazing body and perfect, I mean, perfect boobs.

Eggroll