Massage Parlor Reports

I hate to rain on the nympho parade here but nyphomania is a FEMALE only thing. Similar to the fact that it's the female mosquito that bites you and the female black widow kills her mate when she's done with him.

Cabbie!

[QUOTE=Top Jimmy]I am thinking he meant $ and .6. Tip and house fee? If not, I am going there, right now![/QUOTE]Hey guys,

Sorry for the mix up, the tip was $.6, the house got their .7 for the hour. I should've been more clear before.

Ask David Ducovny of X-Files.

Went to AMP this evening. First time. I would like to give a full review, but as a new monger I am not familiar with all the abbreviations to make it accurate, but anonymous. Is there anyone willing to help me? I want to pay my dues to the board.

Its been the death of many a man, and god I know I'm one.

Addicted to love.

I'm not thinking well tonight. So I will leave it open.

Smiling Fox

The once unbeatable DC spa scene is down to maybe two low profile spots. I remember when there were over a dozen great places.

I still visit in HoCo and once in a while back home in Baltimore. Again, in low profile spots. I wonder if mongers will start to come north? Or if Uncle Leo will come with them?

Central Maryland once had a great spa scene, with Miami Spa, and several in Columbia, (forgot the names). They were closed years ago, and now even a R&T like Rainbow/21 is closed.

Shite! What is a hobbyist to do? Yellow Fever must be treated or, well, I might die or something!

Demand remains, how will the supply be provided?

[QUOTE=CabDriver52]I hate to rain on the nympho parade here but nyphomania is a FEMALE only thing. Similar to the fact that it's the female mosquito that bites you and the female black widow kills her mate when she's done with him.

Cabbie![/QUOTE]Satyrism is the male equivalent of nymphomania btw.

Just to stop the confusion:


There is a house in New Orleans
They call the Rising Sun
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God I know I'm one

My mother was a tailor
She sewed my new bluejeans
My father was a gamblin' man
Down in New Orleans

Now the only thing a gambler needs
Is a suitcase and trunk
And the only time he's satisfied
Is when he's on a drunk

------ organ solo ------

Oh mother tell your children
Not to do what I have done
Spend your lives in sin and misery
In the House of the Rising Sun

Well, I got one foot on the platform
The other foot on the train
I'm goin' back to New Orleans
To wear that ball and chain

Well, there is a house in New Orleans
They call the Rising Sun
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God I know I'm one



other line about checking out is from Hotel California... Eagles.

[QUOTE=Ginger Man]The once unbeatable DC spa scene is down to maybe two low profile spots. I remember when there were over a dozen great places.

I still visit in HoCo and once in a while back home in Baltimore. Again, in low profile spots. I wonder if mongers will start to come north? Or if Uncle Leo will come with them?

Central Maryland once had a great spa scene, with Miami Spa, and several in Columbia, (forgot the names). They were closed years ago, and now even a R&T like Rainbow/21 is closed.

Shite! What is a hobbyist to do? Yellow Fever must be treated or, well, I might die or something!

Demand remains, how will the supply be provided?[/QUOTE]I am beginning to believe those Mail-In order brides might be a good idea, but damn I like variety ... and I don't think my girl would be too appreciative to share a place with a 'masage' (she might catch on to me).

Went to Lily's after a long day at work. SO wuld begin to wonder why I was soo late, so I opted for 1/2 instead of my normal hour AMP routine. THis was my first visit to Lily as I tended to go to 21 on Lotus when I had unchecked income.

I drew Princess, nice looking korean girl with bolt ons and a cute behind. She was immediately disappointed htat I only had .7 when she asked for tip in advance. She was weraing a nice dress that looked like a snow white outfit but shorter. Pretty playful and smacked my but a lot, talking about needing to see Benjamins next time.

Flip, dress drops and she has nipples that could dial a rotary from across the room. Nice tug with moaning and some dirty talk.

Nice enough to relieve tension, but not the best My assumption is the half hour and the .7 did not set me up as well as I expected.

Monger on!

[QUOTE=Srallen98]

I drew Princess, nice looking korean girl with bolt ons and a cute behind.
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What was her age range? Was she under thirty?

[QUOTE=Srallen98]
the half hour and the .7 did not set me up as well as I expected.
[/QUOTE]

Nor will the hour and Benji.

Slim

Great Job LappDogg! Obvious all kinds of vices do fit...I just choose this one and it is appropriate!

I had this crazy dream about a place with a Golden name on the way to Ellicott City -- off 108 near the intersection of route 1 and 175 in Jessup, actually. I was looking for a place called GNC but it's not the vitamin place and it's on an old Waterloo Road.

I entered, greeeted by MMS (?) named Candy with big wavy hair and big pendulous bags of a natural sort and a little dog underneath her feet. She asked if this was my first Golden trip and I said no but actually it sort of was since my last Golden trip had had a wait that made me wake up from my dream and not return until today. So Candy was my companion for the hour. Seems like I needed to wash up and that was great and a nice time. Then she asked for tips before we discussed other topics and I illustrated a story I had heard about 6 Jacksons which was one more Jackson than my other usual stories but I wanted to be sure that she understood me since I was new to this Golden dreamland.

She left for a few minutes and then returned and we discussed a great many things and I kept dreaming. She was about to cover up Don Johnson but then she told me about an episode of BJ and the bear that was bareback -- she said something about other tips for other things but I stressed that my tip should have been more than enough for this kind of story telling. I attempted to tell her about a visit I had to the Pacific Rim and she didn't want to hear it and she didn't want to tell me any similar stories either. Then Don put on his cover and there was talk of missionaries and cowgirls and finally, since I was a bit nervous, I quickly told her a story about white Russians.

Very good dream in many ways though I felt like it was over too soon without enough diversions. A little bit business-like was this dream but many good things about it. Candy was nicer than some dreams I've had at BT in the past in some ways. And she had two MASSIVE charms that really intrigued this treasure hunter. Perhaps if I hadn't been nervous, I would have kept dreaming for a second white Russian but alas this dream lasted a little under an hour all told.

I hate myself for doing this. But I like it soo much. Too much!

I can’t afford this.

I can’t afford this.

I [u][b]CAN NOT[/u][/b] afford this.

Went back to the ah… carpet store? that I reported on last time. Was looking for the same ah… carpet? that I purchased last time. My “sales associate” was Sherry. She was selling shag, not hardwood. Anyways, the sales pitch started with crewing the fibers (as we used to say back in high school) and then let the saleslady talk to the boss. She popped like a firecracker on the 4th of July. Brought a coat so I get the full sales pitch. Massage afterward pretty much sucked.

I have to stop this. Or at least go back to just R&T. Or stop. If I can.

LARS™ Rating:

Face: 6 – much older than I like, not typical of the salesladies of this store
Body: 7 - bit heavy, not just a little
Attitude 8
Service 8

Okay, I suck at this creative writing crap. See ya’!

Butter Dog

Is JH Still open was thinking about checking it out?