Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Jasper Malloy]Great report, sorry about your bad day. That's truly the essence of TOFTT. We all do it sooner or later. I am curious, though, why not name names on the blow-off?[/QUOTE]Search ers at CL for 8151 sensual/erotic massage

[QUOTE=Luv Nooke]Obviously you had a few negative experiences here. However, I have to admit to having a bit of a smug response to reading your story. The whole business of mongering is dirty. It's full of idiots, dumbshits, and crooks. Oh, yes, there are gems too. But the fact remains our hobby attracts the lowest forms of life society has to offer.

As hobbyists, we need to realize on the whole we're not dealing with established, well-respected businesses who care about their clientele. Men are very vulnerable in this activity and we get taken, lied to, cheated, robbed, etc. When you find a good thing enjoy it. When you get taken advantage of or find yourself dealing with a crook or idiot then move on. You'll save yourself a lot of aggravation if you do.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the heads up. I was beating my head against the wall trying to find an ATM on Kedzie so that I could pop in there the other day. I stopped at Walgreen's and waited in line at the ATM machine for five minutes. When one has the jones, five minutes is a life time. Finally I got frustrated, said screw it, drove home and choked the chicken. I was hoping to make a trip back there next week, but based on this report I might as well take it off my list. However, if anyone has had an exceptional experience there and wants to share a name, please shoot me a PM. Damn, I wish I could find a cheaper and less frustrating hobby. Somehow I don't think crossword puzzles will bring me the same satisfaction.

[QUOTE=Goat Trotter]So I'm curious have any of you guys had a Tantric massage and are you getting more than the usual handshake? PM me if you know a decent provider, I've been looking at a few on CL and wanted to get out of the same old AMP rut and try something different.[/QUOTE]

If you would like to try the "real deal" and even perhaps take a workshop try here to start...

[url]http://www.thetantricheart.com/[/url]

BTW... the workshops are a blast!!

[QUOTE=Musei]
[url]http://www.thetantricheart.com/[/url][/QUOTE]
Can you schedule appointments with the lady? The thought of him naked doesn't do much for me.

[QUOTE=George W. Bush]Can you schedule appointments with the lady? The thought of him naked doesn't do much for me.[/QUOTE]Are you sure?

Be truthful Now.

[QUOTE=George W. Bush]Can you schedule appointments with the lady? The thought of him naked doesn't do much for me.[/QUOTE]

You may want to study tantra a bit more first...

[url]http://kadampa.org/en/reference/about-tantra[/url]

[QUOTE=Jesus Collins]I think the home work assignment for those who enjoy this place is to find out if she does VIP, and save us a few bucks. I think she was mentioned in posts about seinna. Could be the same gal.[/QUOTE]I'm guessing this is the same girl I saw on Saturday. I did not get a massage from her, as I had an appt with Ivana. Tiny, blonde, and cute as a button. Ivana told me she was new and that she does not do extras. Hopefully that will change.

On a different note, stopped by CLV in Belvidere during one of my interstate drives. It was a bit out of the way, but I'm glad I did. Nice place--it's clean; the tables are not the typical austere massage tables, but are actually nicely padded; and each room has its own shower. I like that you get to see the available girls and choose. This is different from other places in the region such as The Spa (both of them), at which--unless you had an appt with a specific person--you get whoever answered the door. They are also well staffed. I was told they typically have 6-8 girls during the busy hours and 4-6 during the off hours. I went during during an off-peak time and there were two girls waiting, plus I could hear one or two pairs of voices in the back.

Saw Gloria. Probably mid-30s. White, black, possibly Latino mix (her skin is fair enough that she could pass as being white from 20 feet away). Very tall, A-cups, trim figure. Excellent back and legs massage. Finish was so-so. Door fee includes finish. I'm a little fuzzy on the tipping. I think you're just supposed to tip whatever you think the girl deserves at the end (I left a pretty good one for the service). This makes me wonder how more extensive service gets negotiated.

I think this place is definitely worth another look in the future to figure it out. Not worth it to do a roundtrip from the city, but if you're in the far NW suburbs or if you're like me and have occasion to drive through Western Illinois every once in a while (it added about an hour to my overall trip time), it's worth a look.

[QUOTE=Juggy Gales]Well I was CL Whoring earlier today and wanted to see a Nice latin girl with a Northside Incall in chicago area. Well I was literally blown the Fk off for my 1pm appt. Called at 1220 asked my name, Gave it, Asked if she was free for 1pm she said yes, call when you get to the area. So 12:53 make the call, I was like this is ****** and I'm here for the 1pm where do I come. She was like I thought you didn't have a cell phone, I was like uhm no, WHO doesn't have a cell phone in 08, so she was like uhm I'm confused, and some other stuff, then said well I'm just getting a room, so I will call you back in 10 mins. Guess what, NO CALL BACK.

So, I wait a little, try her again, Nadda. Now I'm a little upset. So I go about some business I had to do, try her again about an hr later, Figure I'll give her another shot, No answer, Grab my trusty back up Pre pay celly, 3 rings and an answer. I ask if she is available and she was like at 6 I am free would you like an appt, So I said well lets see I had a 1pm appt, and you blew me off after driving 40 mins to see you, and wasting gas, Now you want me to schedule another appt, Go stick it in your ass. If your going to be a Hoe, At least be a Smart hoe. She was quiet on the phone, I know she was there cause I heard background noise. And then I hung up.

So I did a little searching and came across some other latin Beautys, Brings me to Lawrence and Kedzie. Should of did some USASG research like I always do, BUT I didn't. Arrived at M22. Walked to the 2nd floor and was greeted by some guy, Cameras all over, Looked a little freaky, and weird like a sting, It wasnt though. There was a dog running around, bills all over the counter, money being counted, Just all ODD. Was asked if I was looking for anyone particular, I responded no. Well I should of been a little better on that, Cause I got a 3. Bigger, Husky type girl. I was like isn't there anyone else, she was like I'm the only free one at this time. Get into the massage room, Says to get undressed and lay down, Comes in 2mins later and Basted me like a turkey with baby oil, I couldn't even ask about the table shower that they said was included on the ad and on the phone call. So I get the usual, Have you been here before, what do you do, Yadda yadda yadda. Then I get told, I swear to god 3 mins into the hand to back touching to Flip. Now I'm like Lost, And saying what is Going on, so she grabs my hand and literally throws it towards her ass, Asks me what I want, 300 f 200 be 100 h. I said are you fucking crazy, I'm not paying you that much. So she started to haggle, By like 10. 00 down, I said not gonna happen. So we settled on 90. 00 for a b, She then told me why would I come there, Knowing what I was looking for with no money, I said Honey, Theres a BIG diffrence on going somewhere and spending money on something you like, Then to go somewhere and realize your literally getting taken. She didn't like that too much. (I was on a roll today, Must of been leap year). So she left, came back and got to business, Finished, Handed me 4 paper towels, and said throw that in the garbage. And left the room. On the way out I noticed some Cuties, But I didn't even wanna ask. I really felt like being confrontational about it, But said screw it. Oh and BTW she didn't even remove an article of clothing, Not that I wanted her to.

I didn't know what to say, nor to who. So I left, and vowed to write a review.[/QUOTE]I was at this same place on Friday 2/29. I called thinking that I was calling a lone provider but something wasn't right when I was given the address and rates over the phone. Normally I am given a cross street and asked to call when I get there but for this one the address was given without a problem.

Anyway, I arrived there, went up to the second floor. Rang the bell and a dog started barking! I wanted to leave but didn't leave. Found a guy with 4 girls, he asked for $.8 for the hour & $.60 for half an hour. I looked around and settled for half an hour. I was told to go to a room and some girl followed me. When I got there, she looked at me and said she has seen me before. I looked at her and I was like yeah I met you before. She told me to strip and started the baby oil crap. That did not go for a long time as she immediately pulled my hand to rub her ass. On the flip she asked me what I wanted and she stated the ridiculous price of $300 for the hour. I was like hell no!! I had FS with her before for $100/hour and she was damn good then. Just only because she was in that facility she wanted to rip me off. My last encounter with her was in an apartment on Ridge/Clark. I refused everything on Friday apart from the $60 that I paid at the door. Told her I would meet her at her place and that is when I can pay.

Play safe and smart out there!

[QUOTE=Juggy Gales] I've never had a bad time there. Is there run around worth it, Yes it is, deal with it until they know you, then your all good.[/QUOTE]What do you mean by run-around? Is there a chance I don't get FS the first time?

[QUOTE=Deizel5]What do you mean by run-around? Is there a chance I don't get FS the first time?[/QUOTE]No. but people complain about there Phone Skills, and they way the handle you if you have never been there before. There just protecting themselves, And it is Well Worth it.

Hodecolonge,

"FS with her before for $100/hour and she was damn good then. Just only because she was in that facility she wanted to rip me off. My last encounter with her was in an apartment on Ridge/Clark."

Was this latina short, thin and wearing large hoop earrings? If so, she also used to work North/Ashland.

[QUOTE=Wrigley]Well, this isn't much of a first post, but here goes.

I have been looking for a good EMP in the Des Plaines/Niles area, and saw an ad on CL Therapeutic for a place on Milwaukee near Howard. It was actually mentioned here once (by SpaSearch), and I had the same luck as him.

The girls there are indeed hot, and the massage was decent (a little light for my taste), but you can't beat the price they have going right now. If someone has any luck there, I'd like to know the secret.

Another strike out was in Des Plaines. There is a euro woman offering massage out of a nail place (near white hen on Lee). I have seen her several times, but no hint of anything extra.

When I was younger, my first trip to a AMP was successful beyond my imagination, and I have had shitty luck ever since.

Anyway, if anyone has some success stories for EMPs in/around the O'Hare area, feel free to let me know.[/QUOTE]Try Singapore Spa on golf road in MountProspect your first visit usualy nothing after that anythings on the menu

[QUOTE=Cubiche]Hodecolonge,

"FS with her before for $100/hour and she was damn good then. Just only because she was in that facility she wanted to rip me off. My last encounter with her was in an apartment on Ridge/Clark."

Was this latina short, thin and wearing large hoop earrings? If so, she also used to work North/Ashland.[/QUOTE]The girl you are describing was there too. The one I had was tall "plump" by name Sasha. Search for her on CL. She has gained weight since we last met. Her attitude too was bad.

Why is it that everyone is quoting $300 nowadays? This is just ridiculous and I ain't paying that! AMPs still are the best and let us hope inflation does not creep in there too.

[QUOTE=Juggy Gales]Search ers at CL for 8151 sensual/erotic massage[/QUOTE]Sorry to hear about your bad day Juggy. About three years ago I had a similar experience with 8151, (can't remember her name). I did finally hook up with her, what a waste. Fat, unattractive, terrible massage and attitude. Post your negative review on CL if you get a chance.

M22, also a waste of time.

[QUOTE=Juggy Gales]So, I wait a little, try her again, Nadda. Now I'm a little upset. So I go about some business I had to do, try her again about an hr later, Figure I'll give her another shot, No answer, Grab my trusty back up Pre pay celly, 3 rings and an answer. I ask if she is available and she was like at 6 I am free would you like an appt, So I said well lets see I had a 1pm appt, and you blew me off after driving 40 mins to see you, and wasting gas, Now you want me to schedule another appt, Go stick it in your ass. If your going to be a Hoe, At least be a Smart hoe. She was quiet on the phone, I know she was there cause I heard background noise. And then I hung up.[/QUOTE]

This has happened to most anyone trying to line up an independent. You call and talk to them, they ask you to call back. You call back at the correct time, and it rings and rings, or goes straight to VM.

Are they able to put numbers on ignore, using their cell phone?

Another question obviously is WHY? Why go through that trouble? Why not just tell you "I'm busy now, how about 6pm?" Why the games?

Of course I already know the answer - She's wh*re, and her entire life is about 'head games.' She wouldn't know any other way to play it.