Not proud of that figure!
[QUOTE=Oc Amper]Holy Smokes, by my count and only by what you reported, you've spent pretty close to $1100.00.
Hopefully you've saved a little for the b-day and x-mas presents for your self![/QUOTE]
Oh yeah, I've got enough for one last session with my fair lady and then for the new year, I'll be on a strict mongering budget. I'm going to have to live vicariously through you guys for awhile.
A Bird and a Warm Blooded Mammal
Once again fellow mongers I am combining a strip club report with an AMP report since that's the way I like to roll when I have enough time and cash. I like stopping into a strip club for eyefuls of naked wiminz and some contact in the lap dance areas as an appetizer to the entree that I will consume later in an AMP. Yesterday I planned to make my first stop at "The Bird" for the appetizer, and then on to AC6 for the main course.
The plan I designed went pretty much perfectly. I found my way to "The Bird". Parking lot was full at 2:45 so I was optimistic since I hate dreary deserted strip clubs. Presented an ad for free admission but a little put off by a $10 drink - that is too much.
Inside, despite full parking lot, the place is near empty. Where do people park on busy nights? Do they have valet parking? Only about 4 dancers, a hot waitress, about 4 customers. 3 of the 4 dancers are out of the question too old and/or fat. 1 dancer is a young adorable young spinner with latina/morena indications - i.e. exactly what I specialize in.
As feared I'm immediately taken over before I even sit down by a too large and much too ancient latina named Kathy. This sort of thing really depresses me, but I wasn't going to let it get to me yesterday. She sat next to me of course, and told me she's about to get a degree in microbiology and then lectures on AIDS and swine flu and anthrax and agent orange and all sorts of other similar sexy topics. I'm being polite, but very reserved. To her credit, she does not shark me at all for an income producing activity, and eventually she takes the clue and heads for greener pastures. She was extremely nice, but this kind of thing is what I despise about walking into these lifeless empty SoCal stripclubs.
Within 2 seconds of her departure, the cute dark skinned spinner takes her place. She is the only young and cute dancer of the 4. Her name is Brianna - no doubt well known to regulars of the Bird. She's actually half mexican and half african american, born and raised in Texas. She's 20, has a cute face and a PERFECT petite body - no big curves of course, but not an ounce of fat, perfectly contoured tight middle. She's nice to talk to but she's pretty stupid - or perhaps less cruelly, merely ignorant. Doesn't know much about anything in this world. She is not a candidate for a degree in microbiology.
After quite an unpleasant push from the cute blonde waitress to buy her a drink on several occasions, I assured her she'd get some income from me on the couch - I just wanted to finish drinking the coffee I spent $11 bucks for.
We went to the $10 dance area and it was just fine. She softly grabbed and massaged my package from the start and played no defense - I got to explore all of her under her bikini. Very nice dances for $10, and I could easily have exploded in my PL Pros and let the day's perving activities end there for a total expenditure of .2 - .4 But I drove all the way down to the OC from L.A., so I was committed to visiting the Animal Clinic.
I did 5 dances with Brianna and gave her a .1 tip (I rarely tip for lap dances that don't include overt extras, but these were enough of a bargain for me to show at least some token appreciation) - she had offered extras in either of the VIP areas. I told her another time. But I won't be doing VIPs here - the songs are too short so its ok for a $10 dance, but I'm not paying upwards of $100 for a few minutes of VIP action.
Back to my table just to scope the club to see if there are any other cuties in the joint, and of course Kathy is right back at me - now massaging my cock and trying to get me to do dances. I was hoping she might take the clue that I had just had dances with a tiny cutie not yet of legal drinking age as to where my tastes lie. But no. I declined her dick sucking offers and got out of there with exactly what I wanted - my engine was purring and my wallet was only mildly wounded.
So as satisfied as I was with the first leg of my Saturday project, I could not come back here very often - I just know this latina Methuselah is going to be there every single time to discuss germ warfare with me while I'm trying to work up my libido, and doesn't seem like I'd find more than 1-2 prospects on any visit - plus the stage was mainly empty.
I was delighted to realize that the AC was less than 4 miles away - like a 10 minute drive. Walked into no. 6 and my two targets were in there together - the older but gorgeous manager Tracy who I have not yet sampled, and my emerging fav. The fav jumped up and greeted me with energetic hugs and kisses, and just led me to the room - so there was no chance for me to suggest that I might want to take a session with Tracy. Didn't matter.
My new fav looked absolutely gorgeous. This is a beautiful young woman who now has told me that she's 30. She could be a couple of years older than that but she is very youthful looking from most angles. Her body is pristine except for a less than excellent boob job. Perfectly petite tapered curves leading to the sweetest little pussy - no caesarian scars like I'm used to with the latinas, but more than tight enough despite her being a mom.
This was my 2nd visit with the new fav - she was incredible the first time and I popped 2X in the hour. This time she was pretty much off the hook and with little encouragement from me required. It seemed that she would be good for just about anything that I might initiate.
She began with the light touch - immediately to my butt crack and teasing the underpackage. When she came over to massage my shoulders, I reached up and put my arms around her and brought her down for a kiss. From there she was off to the races - began giving me a tongue bath starting with a full hardcore cleanup of my ear, and then down, through the butt crack and to the sack. This is NOT going to stop me from kissing her!
It was incredible but I didn't want to cum too quickly so I guided her to lay beside me on the table - we cuddled and kissed. I undressed her completely (helped by her failure to wear underwear), caressed and admired her entire beautiful body and massaged her inner sanctum with a finger - and then contrary to my recent practices, went down on her for just a brief period. I am no fan of DATY in this stage of my life as I was when I was younger, but she was tasty. I mounted her from the top and almost lost my mind - I intended to only do a soft genital on genital grind, but I thought about entering BB and she would not have stopped me - the door was clearly open, though I don't think this was something she would have initiated or desired. It's just that the momentum was pretty difficult to counter at this point. But I caught myself and didn't do it.
I got back on the table - she got up and began a short BBBJ before placing a condom and climbing on. Considering the array of stimulation I'd been experiencing all afternoon going back to Brianna's gentle stick shifting at the Bird, I couldn't hold out and finished very quickly.
She collapsed on top of me and we cuddled and kissed gently until it was getting dangerous - leakage from below was imminent. She cleaned me up and then began an actual massage for the first time, but then her cell phone rang - she excused herself and took the call outside and was gone for a good 5 minutes. She returned with water - a signal that the session was over. I had paid for an hour and we were at most 45 minutes in. So this was the only negative - a willingness to short me on time which rarely ever happens to me at an MP. Given the lack of massage and table shower here, I might consider booking only 30 minutes since it is difficult to "survive" with these game Viet providers for longer than that with them going straight to the point. But what does that save me, .2? I don't even know what hh goes for at the AC. Hour is .6, I tipped $ and was on my way.
All in all, this provider is beyond GFE - gets into PSE territory. However, she is also very professional. She would not do well to gratify mongers who have deeper fantasies and illusions when they get this far into GFE territory.
Coming to Disneyland next week
Hey - I'm from Hawaii and coming to Dland with the family. Wanted some solid tips on 1 massage parlor and 1 or 2 cardates nearby. You can check me out in the Hawaii forum and I'll return the favor if you visit here. Please PM me - I also have a stash of generic V.
Looking for big/long nipples
Fellow mongerers. I hope you can help me with my search. I have been looking for a decent looking petite practitioner (AMP, Latina, white, or mixed) with big, long nipples. I am a bit of a nipple freak and have not found any with big or long nipples in my mongering. There was one in Irvine I heard about around a year ago, but I have not found her. If you have any recs, please send me a PM with the details.
Much thanks.
Always For My Hawaiian Brutha's!
[QUOTE=Busy Boy]Hey - I'm from Hawaii and coming to Dland with the family. Wanted some solid tips on 1 massage parlor and 1 or 2 cardates nearby. You can check me out in the Hawaii forum and I'll return the favor if you visit here. Please PM me - I also have a stash of generic V.[/QUOTE]
How much time will you have to ditch the family? If you're staying on Harbor Blvd, all you need to do is drive a few miles south on HB after 11:00 pm and you should be able to find those car dates. The "animal clinic" would be a good amp for you as its not too far away - pretty viets. If you want Koreans or Chinese, will need to give you another location.
PM me a reminder and I'll shoot you the addy and give you the best areas to cruise Harbor to find your cardates.
Bait and Switch on Katella
I friend of mine referred me to the Katella location. It was my first visit and he recommended asking for Vivian. When I entered the reception area and asked for her the only lady there said she was Vivian. I thought how lucky am I to find her right away? She looked a little older than I anticipated but she was still attractive.
I paid $60 for an hour session and was quickly escorted back to my room. No one else seemed to be there. As I got a better look at her I guessed she could possibly be 40 years of age. Not my usual demographic but she had a nice tight ass, decent implants and was very affectionate.
She was quite skilled and performed the services one would expect. We chatted comfortably as she spoke excellent English. After I paid her tip she surprised me by saying she wasn't Vivian after all. She said her name was Jessica. I was very nice and but curious about what had happened. I said I thought she might be Tracy who I heard worked the front desk and was a little older.
She then admitted she was Tracy and used the name Jessica when she occasionally filled-in working in the back. Very confusing but I finally figured out what happened. When I asked for Vivian she happened to be on a lunch break. Tracy was the only one there and, in order to not to lose my business, said she was Vivian.
After we got to know each better and she thought I may be a good repeat customer she let me know who she really was. I wasn't upset as I had a great time. She even called Vivian to see if she could come by and meet me. We ended up just introducing ourselves and speaking on the phone.
The whole episode speaks of the unique culture of AMP's. I look forward to a return visit and finally meeting the real Vivian.