The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=NoAlibis;2512024]Hey A2, how about them Cavs![/QUOTE]I too was hoping the CAVs could pull it out, but you can't expect LeBron to do it all himself. As it was, he set the record for the most points ever scored in the 1st three games of an NBA Finals!

What I want to know is what took the Warriors so long? They should have been able to sweep the CAVs in 4 games.

Hell the CAVs had their #2, #3 and #4 players on the bench with injuries. I can't wait to see what they can do next year with a full team of season starters to field in the Finals.

But yeah, for this year, congrats to the Warriors. Somebody had to win, so it ended up being the team with 5 players, rather than the team with only 1.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2511171]AncientASS is this an example of more of your golden intel? [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/stopyour-search-is-over/12830797[/URL].

First off you 200 to 300 dollar paying massage guy and body rub guy and hand job only guy, You are a fucking IDIOT! You're dumb ass would pay this ugly ass broad 200 bucks for a body rub? You're fucking pathetic! Then I notice in your post you advised SM'S to PM you for more info on this ugly ass man looking person! More golden intel and advice from AncientASS! Spend 200 to 300 bucks on an ugly chick for a fucking massage and body rub and MAYBE if you're lucky a HAND fucking job!! CTFU!!

You idiot!!

Douche bag city.[/QUOTE]Her ad says $140 for the hour for massage, where you getting 200-300 dollars from? Moron. Are you envious that my intel is unavailable to Douche bags like you? And as far as face / body goes, I am the only one who can compare her and your Grandma Swags (since only I have seen them both, naked too) and Grandma Susan Swags loses in both departments! Oh, one more minor variable that us quality mongers really do care about, only one of these two chicks is BAT SHIT CRAZY! I really believe that you are envious of mongers like me that have the disposable income to purchase action "above street level". You ARE the Pine Hills guy who sits in the nose bleed section all drunk from the rot gut he snuck in a flask! Checkmate.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2511806]I ain't going nowhere much less know a Toby5, you need mental help big time. And luv I've NEVER received 40 donation, that's your thing.

Checkmate.[/QUOTE]Okay, he only paid you $35 and bought you a value meal.

[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2512106]I too was hoping the CAVs could pull it out, but you can't expect LeBron to do it all himself. As it was, he set the record for the most points ever scored in the 1st three games of an NBA Finals!

What I want to know is what took the Warriors so long? They should have been able to sweep the CAVs in 4 games.

Hell the CAVs had their #2, #3 and #4 players on the bench with injuries. I can't wait to see what they can do next year with a full team of season starters to field in the Finals.

But yeah, for this year, congrats to the Warriors. Somebody had to win, so it ended up being the team with 5 players, rather than the team with only 1.[/QUOTE]Only Cavs signed for next year are Varejo and Harris. Their GM better get busy.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2511938]Porky let's talk on the real. This is between ME and YOU ok? What the hell is going on with you and your pathetic life? A few weeks ago you advised everyone here to put me and Savanna on fucking IGNORE and to not communicate with us. Then you disappear for a while to EAT yourself to death and then yesterday you suddenly reappear here in the Trap. My question is WHY? You hate everything me and Savanna stand for yet you continue to engage with us. You claim you put us on IGNORE and pledged to not listen to anything we say. What happened Porky? You are especially retarded and the one and only SP to ever most my covenant douche bag of the month list. My question is WHY engage us? Are we here for your entertainment? Does your IGNORE feature not work? OR is it you really NEED me and Savanna in your pathetic life? You disappoint me Porky. Savanna has always been a doll with everyone here on this board until you mother fuckers crossed her and you all made her shit list. Now lets talk FACTS Porky! It is indeed a face that Savanna does and has had for a while a very nice place of her own near the ocean. It is a FACT that Savanna does own her own vehicle. It is a FACT that she does indeed have a avid drivers license. How ridiculous is that.

It is a FACT that Savanna has a apartment full of very nice things and closets full of new clothes and purses and shoes. I am there every weekend so I should know these things Porky, Savanna is doing very very well in her life and you and everyone else seem to be very jealous of that FACT. You make up lies and continue to try and put her down and it will never work. Savanna is a LEADER not a follower like yourself. You seem very angry Porky. Life is too short to waste hating people Porky. I know you may not have many friends in your pathetic life and trust me I sympathize with you on that issue as I really have am in the same boat. I was lucky enough to meet Savanna and she has changed my life! In a good way Porky. So here is my advice to you. STOP obsessing over Savanna. You will NEVER be Savanna. And another fact is Savanna does not do any drugs at all! Do you? I smoke weed all day everyday but hey a man has to relax right Porky? So do everyone a favor and USE the IGNORE feature. If not you will continue to get shitted on by me.

Douche bag city.[/QUOTE]Who the hell is she leading besides your irelevant ass? So, you say Swag has a car, don't you think that's kind of common today?
Plus, she has an avid, ( do you mean valid? ), drivers license, well isn't that rare.

[QUOTE=JustJenna;2511867]What's funny is you think you know so much. Riddle me this. I have classes Monday-Friday, 7-9 am (factor in this is a lighter load for summer classes). Work from 10 a-9 p. I manage to still accommodate regulars and an occasional newbie. Yet, you believe I have time to stalk you? Now let me guess, I'm a fucking vampire that doesn't sleep? Get the fuck out of here! I didn't have to stalk shit, the info came right to my inbox! That's right. I have friends here. Many who were once your friends, until they realized they were dealing with an unstable, uneducated hick that wandered out of the woods to find her next fix. To top all of this off, I function on a daily basis, while it wasn't but 3 months ago, I was diagnosed with fibromyalgia. Sweetie, if you hadn't started selling your psych meds to pay for your habits, you might not have opened your own can of karma. Now, your only friend here is Toby5 and let us not forget, your little dog too.

And you can tell your little boyfriend that I enjoy having dinner weekly at Kobe. Usually Friday's around 8 pm. There are several in Orlando. Plenty on the menu that is sooooo yummy and gluten free. I enjoy keeping a schedule throughout the week. I can just imagine how much it must suck to be a junkie with no goals in life other than the next high, and the next $40. Hope that works out for you.[/QUOTE]Summer classes, * schedule from 10 to 9 pm. What's your EAT schedule? LOL! When is graduation from arm pit school? You talk a lot of shit PORKY. It is you who is on drugs not Savanna. You are just plain jealous of her you FAT pig.

! Don't know what the hell fibrmlksyisa is but glad you got it! God don't like ugly PORKY. I have asked my girl Savanna to IGNORE you. I however, won't be ignoring you PORKY. You're FAT ass is all mine.

Douche bag city.

[QUOTE=AncientOne;2512225]Her ad says $140 for the hour for massage, where you getting 200-300 dollars from? Moron. Are you envious that my intel is unavailable to Douche bags like you? And as far as face / body goes, I am the only one who can compare her and your Grandma Swags (since only I have seen them both, naked too) and Grandma Susan Swags loses in both departments! Oh, one more minor variable that us quality mongers really do care about, only one of these two chicks is BAT SHIT CRAZY! I really believe that you are envious of mongers like me that have the disposable income to purchase action "above street level". You ARE the Pine Hills guy who sits in the nose bleed section all drunk from the rot gut he snuck in a flask! Checkmate.[/QUOTE]No I don't want ANY intel from your dumb ass! After seeing your latest BP girl you have lost your old mind GRANDPA! You are jealous of us you old prick! You can keep your 200 to 300 coin rub girls you MORON.

Douche bag city.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2511970]I learned the ignore button. I'm not feeding into the insanity and jealousy. I will only blast the fake and the resident pimps doucheness. Feel free to post whatever your mental illness wants, you don't phase me.

Here's to you.

[URL]https://youtu.be/_nS-QeM2ne8[/URL][/QUOTE]Yes love please IGNORE the jealous haters! The way I see it, PORKY, Cindy, Stankstuff and Michelle are very envious of you. This is just my opinion. Most of time my opinions are dead correct. Are you going to the boardwalk today?

Xoxo.

Love jealously and envy will always be a part of this business. Women tend to deal and create this nonsense more than others. This board is full of fake and jealous and envious women. They are followers NOT leaders. You Savanna are indeed a true LEADER. Thats why I am with you because I only deal with LEADERS. Then hens will always be hens. These phony people pretended to be your friends and once you found out they were full of shit then you cut them off. Good! Now the good news is most of these shitty SP'S will eventually retire. Congrats again on the new and continued good reviews in Daytona Beach.

Xoxo seeyou soon.

[BLUE]The stupidity can resume on Monday.

You guys need to stop talking about all this personal shit, trying to hint at peoples real names, talking about previous history of mental health. Ect.

The Trap used to be mostly a social thing with a few instances of arguments, it was fun to read, now it just sucks. The change was almost entirely driven by Chris5, I'm not sure who he (or she) is exactly, but I'm telling you here, as I have privately, you need to back the fuck up or I'm not going to let you post here anymore. Anciant One, Swags, and Jenna, don't celebrate this as a victory because the three of you are just marginally behind him.

I know if I ban you guys you will just make new names, then I have to ban them as well. What I'm telling you is that I'm going to be watching this thread a whole lot more closely when I reopen it, this fucking hate has to go. If you can't curb yourselves then I will do it for you. I will no longer allow this thread to be dominated by a few members, I'm taking it back for the rest of the community.

A2[/BLUE]

Best of luck. By the way, that Jag guy is still a freak.

[QUOTE=Admin2;2516850]Best of luck. By the way, that Jag guy is still a freak.[/QUOTE][BLUE]Fair Warning, if the bullshit doesn't stop I'm gonna start banning some user names.

The Chris5, Swags, Jenna, Ancient One, show is fucking over. (To be fair, Ancient One has not restarted the bullshit, I mentioned you because of how involved you were before I closed the Trap)

I am NOT going to let you guys continue your childish bullshit on this forum, in any thread or by PM's. If I have to I'll get the Russians to code something so that I automatically get copied in on your PM's. No this would not be an invasion of your privacy. First you have no expectation of privacy on the internet, and second I would tell you about it before it happened.

Since this has NEVER been needed before, and probably will NEVER be needed again, I wouldn't have them create a tool, I would just have them modify your individual accounts.

I'm fucking serious about this, knock it the fuck off or take it to another web site.

A2[/BLUE]

When Daddy stopped the car and smacked us all around, apparently I was the only one who did not cry. Just saying. Play Safe!

[blue]See? Now this is what I'm talking about. Self depreciating, only a little douchey, slight jab at me.

Keep up the good work.

A2[/blue]

[QUOTE=Cobbler;2515886]Itoftt on this one. Big talker promised heaven on earth. But once I got to her place she was drunk any high. Lucky for me I just booked the 30 min. Then everything star going in the rush mode. Out the door in less then 20 it was mo senses to talk to her a. But will definitely not repeat. Again big talker even will send you picks. But lousy provider.[/QUOTE]For one I never use drugs so that is wrong I was prehaps a little drunk and apologize I willing to give you a free session but still not willing to do the things that you wanted for that I am sorry prehaps I did get carried away with drunk texting but the things you wanted were never on my menu. I try not to argue because it your right to put bad review and you did tell me you were so I will take it like a woman and promise to not ever let that happen again but my offer still stands for a free one. I leave the tequila in the bottle this time.

She said. "When your and uncircumcised and it smells that is a problem" If it smells that means the nasty dick cheese totting monger is not washing his dick. Why would any lady even date a monger if he smells. That should be end of session and no refund. You nasty dick cheese totting mongers need to wash your entire body before you see a lady. And pay special attention to your dick cheese.

[QUOTE=BackJack;2518220]She said. "When your and uncircumcised and it smells that is a problem" If it smells that means the nasty dick cheese totting monger is not washing his dick. Why would any lady even date a monger if he smells. That should be end of session and no refund. You nasty dick cheese totting mongers need to wash your entire body before you see a lady. And pay special attention to your dick cheese.[/QUOTE]Unless he paid the upcharge for that service.

Agreed, last thing I do before leaving the house is take a shower. If I was unable to do that, the second thing I do after arriving is take one there. Or since I'm in a bidet country, use that.

Daddy stop the car!. Well can you stop the car on girls with pimps, its getting tiring and old!!

Patients don't be calling my phone trying to recruit not interested!! I'm VERY INDEPENDENT I HATE PIMPS!!

I do whatever I can to get all pimps off this site!! If it means calling your ass out! I'm sick of it!

I have seen Marina's ad many times and have watched some of the films she done and I've been meaning to see her and after reading the negative review I was skeptical. But after reading her response to this bad review I'd be more than willing to see her drunk or sober, honestly most women get really kinky and extremely horny when drunk! So I say pour us some shots baby cause I'm coming soon! Just felt the need to acknowledge great customer service which is rare to find! Stay sexy until we meet Marina!

Munchi out.

[QUOTE=MarinaGfe;2517214]For one I never use drugs so that is wrong I was prehaps a little drunk and apologize I willing to give you a free session but still not willing to do the things that you wanted for that I am sorry prehaps I did get carried away with drunk texting but the things you wanted were never on my menu. I try not to argue because it your right to put bad review and you did tell me you were so I will take it like a woman and promise to not ever let that happen again but my offer still stands for a free one. I leave the tequila in the bottle this time.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MarinaGfe;2517214]For one I never use drugs so that is wrong I was prehaps a little drunk and apologize I willing to give you a free session but still not willing to do the things that you wanted for that I am sorry prehaps I did get carried away with drunk texting but the things you wanted were never on my menu. I try not to argue because it your right to put bad review and you did tell me you were so I will take it like a woman and promise to not ever let that happen again but my offer still stands for a free one. I leave the tequila in the bottle this time.[/QUOTE]That most of us took his review with a grain of salt 50 steller reviews, your bound to get one that's lukewarm. No worries.

[QUOTE=MissMurno69;2518460]Daddy stop the car!. Well can you stop the car on girls with pimps, its getting tiring and old!!

Patients don't be calling my phone trying to recruit not interested!! I'm VERY INDEPENDENT I HATE PIMPS!!

I do whatever I can to get all pimps off this site!! If it means calling your ass out! I'm sick of it![/QUOTE]Well that just happened! I guess that guy taking her photos wasnt a hobbyist afterall!! The Trap is back at defcon1. Lololol.

[QUOTE=MarinaGfe;2517214]For one I never use drugs so that is wrong I was prehaps a little drunk and apologize I willing to give you a free session but still not willing to do the things that you wanted for that I am sorry prehaps I did get carried away with drunk texting but the things you wanted were never on my menu. I try not to argue because it your right to put bad review and you did tell me you were so I will take it like a woman and promise to not ever let that happen again but my offer still stands for a free one. I leave the tequila in the bottle this time.[/QUOTE]Hey Mariana is his coupon transferable?? Mr Cobbler if it is I will open the bidding with an offer of 25 chicken McNuggets.

Smiling Jesse.

[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2518641]Well that just happened! I guess that guy taking her photos wasnt a hobbyist afterall!! The Trap is back at defcon1. Lololol.[/QUOTE]I don't want to be in the trap but doesn't everything goes down in the trap?

Anyways patients no dick is good enough to pay for!! Lmao remember when you said that! You gave you and your pimp away, by saying that!! I wouldn't be here if she didn't have so much time on her hands to contact me out of the blue with that BS!!

She always gives me great service. I never have no problem.

[QUOTE=MarinaGfe;2517214]For one I never use drugs so that is wrong I was prehaps a little drunk and apologize I willing to give you a free session but still not willing to do the things that you wanted for that I am sorry prehaps I did get carried away with drunk texting but the things you wanted were never on my menu. I try not to argue because it your right to put bad review and you did tell me you were so I will take it like a woman and promise to not ever let that happen again but my offer still stands for a free one. I leave the tequila in the bottle this time.[/QUOTE]

You got my vote for "Nasty Dick Cheese" police! Put those smegma generating stinky mongers n the bad boy corner till they sanitize their junk. Go get them Dick Cheese Tracy!

PSA announcement: bring a pack of baby wipes to your session even after your shower and wipe down your junk before your session starts.

Be clean and safe.

JC

[QUOTE=BackJack;2518220]She said. "When your and uncircumcised and it smells that is a problem" If it smells that means the nasty dick cheese totting monger is not washing his dick. Why would any lady even date a monger if he smells. That should be end of session and no refund. You nasty dick cheese totting mongers need to wash your entire body before you see a lady. And pay special attention to your dick cheese.[/QUOTE].

Somebody please tell me I'm not the only one seeing it!

[QUOTE=Admin2;2518918]Somebody please tell me I'm not the only one seeing it![/QUOTE]Guess number one. That the outlines of the gals heads resemble the outline of the enormous, throbbing fuck stick that belongs to "Thee Jag" complete with the "hook".

Then again everyone sees ink blots differently. Sonny those Jag barbs might not ever die. SMH. Jesse.

A monger can pay a girl to Eat Dick Cheese?

[QUOTE=Admin2;2518392]Unless he paid the upcharge for that service.

Agreed, last thing I do before leaving the house is take a shower. If I was unable to do that, the second thing I do after arriving is take one there. Or since I'm in a bidet country, use that.[/QUOTE]

[blue]If the chick agrees on a price to eat dick cheese then yes. I personally don't know any, but I reckon there has to be at least one. There's chicks that will play scat games.

Something for everybody brother,

A2[/blue]

I am clueless.

[QUOTE=Admin2;2518918]Somebody please tell me I'm not the only one seeing it![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BackJack;2519282]I am clueless.[/QUOTE]Two girls ARE better than one. You can't use "is" when talking about two things.

They could have said "because two is better than one" (sort of) because using two in the sense of the word meaning a whole number that is more than one and less than three is a singular thing, but then you would be talking about the word and not the chicks.

Basic subject / verb agreement.

Sheesh what is that country coming to?

A2.

But I figured it was just an uneducated chick or pimp. It was just too obvious and I thought it was something more. Many ads on the page have bad grammar.

[QUOTE=Admin2;2519365]Two girls ARE better than one. You can't use "is" when talking about two things.

They could have said "because two is better than one" (sort of) because using two in the sense of the word meaning a whole number that is more than one and less than three is a singular thing, but then you would be talking about the word and not the chicks.

Basic subject / verb agreement.

Sheesh what is that country coming to?

A2.[/QUOTE]

Public education. We should consider it an oxymoron. Right up there with jumbo shrimp and military intelligence.

And don't even get me started on the Affordable Care Act bull shit.

Just sayin'.

C3.

[QUOTE=Admin2;2519365]Two girls ARE better than one. You can't use "is" when talking about two things.

They could have said "because two is better than one" (sort of) because using two in the sense of the word meaning a whole number that is more than one and less than three is a singular thing, but then you would be talking about the word and not the chicks.

Basic subject / verb agreement.

Sheesh what is that country coming to?

A2.[/QUOTE]

This is a case in point to follow. You owned up to what you did do. You stood up for yourself for what you didn't do. And you maintained a polite demeanor while offering a free session to make it up. Kudos love. I commend you on this.

Xoxo.

Paige.

[QUOTE=MarinaGfe;2517214]For one I never use drugs so that is wrong I was prehaps a little drunk and apologize I willing to give you a free session but still not willing to do the things that you wanted for that I am sorry prehaps I did get carried away with drunk texting but the things you wanted were never on my menu. I try not to argue because it your right to put bad review and you did tell me you were so I will take it like a woman and promise to not ever let that happen again but my offer still stands for a free one. I leave the tequila in the bottle this time.[/QUOTE]

Maybe its me but since Admin in their infinite wisdom chose to remove our private selection of tasty treats and pushed our private group of SP's to the new classified site something has changed.

I very seldom saw these girls as I generally find a better selection elsewhere but I enjoyed going there and seeing what's new and felt a little affinity to them being local and yes I even found the occasional gem there like Mel1 L.

Now its just like going to BP even looks the same.

Just wondered if anybody else noticed the difference.

[QUOTE=Iamaries54;2519777]Maybe its me but since Admin in their infinite wisdom chose to remove our private selection of tasty treats and pushed our private group of SP's to the new classified site something has changed.

I very seldom saw these girls as I generally find a better selection elsewhere but I enjoyed going there and seeing what's new and felt a little affinity to them being local and yes I even found the occasional gem there like Mel1 L.

Now its just like going to BP even looks the same.

Just wondered if anybody else noticed the difference.[/QUOTE]I agree. My "guess" is their ads look like they are automatically put up each day. Just guessing?? They even seem to be in the exact same order. Plus like it has already been said before, the pictures aren't as good as the previous version. Definitely seemed to have a more personal feeling before.

Tbuc1.

That reminds me of a neighbor I had about 15 years ago. He came home one day with a new car and he let me take it out for a spin. It had this radio that was voice activated. If I said, "sports talk" it would switch to a sports talk station. If I said, "Country music", it switched to a Country station. As I was about to turn back into our subdivision some jerk cut me off almost forcing me into the ditch and I blurted out, "you dumb ass". The radio switched to Rush Limbaugh.

[QUOTE=Iamaries54;2519777]Maybe its me but since Admin in their infinite wisdom chose to remove our private selection of tasty treats and pushed our private group of SP's to the new classified site something has changed.

I very seldom saw these girls as I generally find a better selection elsewhere but I enjoyed going there and seeing what's new and felt a little affinity to them being local and yes I even found the occasional gem there like Mel1 L.

Now its just like going to BP even looks the same.

Just wondered if anybody else noticed the difference.[/QUOTE][BLUE]Just pick a state and city.

Just curious, would you have preferred coming here someday and seeing "This website has been seized" better?

Just curious

A2

By the way, Backpage does 4.5 million a month in sales, they are doing something right.[/BLUE]

[QUOTE=Camera3;2519619]Public education. We should consider it an oxymoron. Right up there with jumbo shrimp and military intelligence.

And don't even get me started on the Affordable Care Act bull shit.

Just sayin'.

C3.[/QUOTE]Well, I attended public schools through high school and I consider myself to be relatively 'telligent. Of course, this was in a different state and a few decades ago.

Also, I did catch the grammar mistake in the ad that Admin2 cited, but I figured it couldn't be that. What with the general level of prose presented in these forums, I dismiss such niceties as soon as I log on. Hell! For that matter, the entire internet is a cesspool of misspelling, poor grammar, and feeble communication skills. LOL!

FSU, UF. Every state has state colleges and public schools. I bet you are one of the trailer park living broke as pretend to be conservatives; that has no clue what conservative is and who they support. The more you post the more doubt you remove.

I bet you went to public school and we can all tell no college.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2519619]Public education. We should consider it an oxymoron. Right up there with jumbo shrimp and military intelligence.

And don't even get me started on the Affordable Care Act bull shit.

Just sayin'.

C3.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BackJack;2520317]FSU, UF. Every state has state colleges and public schools. I bet you are one of the trailer park living broke as pretend to be conservatives; that has no clue what conservative is and who they support. The more you post the more doubt you remove.

I bet you went to public school and we can all tell no college.[/QUOTE]Has ran.

I believe that was A2's point.