I'll take natural smaller tits over big fake tits (shrug).
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I'll take natural smaller tits over big fake tits (shrug).
[QUOTE=Amplover69;6082206]I'll take natural smaller tits over big fake tits (shrug).[/QUOTE]Yes! Had a gf that went and got fake tits. They don't feel like tits and they don't look like real tits unless they have clothes on. They're cold, hard, they can displace and deform the nipples, they look like goards and or wrinkled when in different positions and they simply are not "woman". They don't tell the women this but a side affect is fat deposits in odd places, on your back or back of arms, popping up years later. A flat tire in the middle of the night so you wake up with one tit. Now talk about sagging titties. They only last about 10 years so you never actually get scar free. I love woman.
Every once in a great while, I've seen implants (ok, felt implants) that do a pretty good job. Rapid weight loss, nursing, or poor diet can lead to saggy, flapjack titties. Well placed implants that just bring the titty back to its former shape and firmness, I'm all for. Implants that leave the skin so taught you could bounce bowling pins off them is not appealing. Whoever said "Cold and hard" was talking about my ex-wife's personality, but also fake tits ballooned beyond reality.
I talked to a stripper who said to make money she needed bigger tits - "Bust is bucks" she said to me. Two nights later a stripper who had mosquito bites on fried eggs (extremely flat chested) danced onto the stage in a dress that looked like it had been stolen from a girl going to First Communion. She had Mary Janes on, with those little ankle socks that have the turned down frills. She carried a Raggedy Andy doll and danced to 60's bubble gum pop. Holy fucking Jesus on a pogo stick! The dollars flew onto the stage. Especially when stripper began humping Raggedy Andy.
Coochie (Still gets hard thinking about her) Eater.
God Bless You All.
P.S. I can hear some of you saying "Coochie, you lying bastard. We know you can't get hard" So, okay, I get somewhere beyond semi-soft thinking of her. Stop being so fucking picky.
[QUOTE=CoochieEater;6084363]Every once in a great while, I've seen implants (ok, felt implants) that do a pretty good job. Rapid weight loss, nursing, or poor diet can lead to saggy, flapjack titties. Well placed implants that just bring the titty back to its former shape and firmness, I'm all for. Implants that leave the skin so taught you could bounce bowling pins off them is not appealing. Whoever said "Cold and hard" was talking about my ex-wife's personality, but also fake tits ballooned beyond reality.
I talked to a stripper who said to make money she needed bigger tits - "Bust is bucks" she said to me. Two nights later a stripper who had mosquito bites on fried eggs (extremely flat chested) danced onto the stage in a dress that looked like it had been stolen from a girl going to First Communion. She had Mary Janes on, with those little ankle socks that have the turned down frills. She carried a Raggedy Andy doll and danced to 60's bubble gum pop. Holy fucking Jesus on a pogo stick! The dollars flew onto the stage. Especially when stripper began humping Raggedy Andy.
Coochie (Still gets hard thinking about her) Eater.
God Bless You All.
P.S. I can hear some of you saying "Coochie, you lying bastard. We know you can't get hard" So, okay, I get somewhere beyond semi-soft thinking of her. Stop being so fucking picky.[/QUOTE]Thanks cooch, always cracking me up. Got to hit Rickie's some night.
[QUOTE=DoubleLife;6082311]They don't feel like tits and they don't look like real tits unless they have clothes on. They're cold, hard, they can displace and deform the nipples, they look like goards and or wrinkled when in different positions and they simply are not "woman". They don't tell the women this but a side affect is fat deposits in odd places, on your back or back of arms, popping up years later. A flat tire in the middle of the night so you wake up with one tit. Now talk about sagging titties. They only last about 10 years so you never actually get scar free. I love woman.[/QUOTE]1. Good work doesn't have stuff like that happen, or if it does, the girl should be wise enough to go in and get 'them redone about once a decade, as you said, at the very least. I knew a dancer at Silk Milwaukee, now in Florida, who had hers taken out at one point when she went on a natural lifestyle kick. She looked just fine both with and without, though I'm sure there was some constructive work done after they were out, too. So be it.
2. Speaking of 10 years, though, who cares how long they last? If I'm going to a club, I'm not looking to be with the girl for 10 years. Half an hour tops.
3. Titjobs are fun. They're not possible with members of the IBTC, though.
4. We say "I like my women all-natural," then we expect them to spend two hours in front of the mirror on hair and makeup and buy a Victoria's Secret underwire bra and the whole bit. Natural smatural. I just want her to look good and do the job, by which I ask you to refer back to #3.
[QUOTE=CoochieEater;6084363]Two nights later a stripper who had mosquito bites on fried eggs (extremely flat chested) danced onto the stage in a dress that looked like it had been stolen from a girl going to First Communion. She had Mary Janes on, with those little ankle socks that have the turned down frills. She carried a Raggedy Andy doll and danced to 60's bubble gum pop. Holy fucking Jesus on a pogo stick! The dollars flew onto the stage. Especially when stripper began humping Raggedy Andy.[/QUOTE]One thing I do feel like is lost on a lot of dancers is the art of putting on a show. Any woman can throw on a bikini, do a couple basic pole tricks and get on her knees and twerk. The woman who can pull off a fun outfit, though, actually flirt a little and then grind you into submission is a treat, no matter what her body looks like.
They're out there. They're rare, but they're out there.
[QUOTE=ChimilDetin;6085937]1. Good work doesn't have stuff like that happen, or if it does, the girl should be wise enough to go in and get 'them redone about once a decade, as you said, at the very least. I knew a dancer at Silk Milwaukee, now in Florida, who had hers taken out at one point when she went on a natural lifestyle kick. She looked just fine both with and without, though I'm sure there was some constructive work done after they were out, too. So be it.
2. Speaking of 10 years, though, who cares how long they last? If I'm going to a club, I'm not looking to be with the girl for 10 years. Half an hour tops.
3. Titjobs are fun. They're not possible with members of the IBTC, though.
4. We say "I like my women all-natural," then we expect them to spend two hours in front of the mirror on hair and makeup and buy a Victoria's Secret underwire bra and the whole bit. Natural smatural. I just want her to look good and do the job, by which I ask you to refer back to #3.[/QUOTE]But to be honest, three of my favorite girls have boobjobs. Macie, Ali, and Sammilove. Also an UTR with an absolutely perfect body, naturaly very busty, thin / thick, long legs, perfect round ass, is more boring in bed than I am.
[QUOTE=ChimilDetin;6085937]1. Good work doesn't have stuff like that happen, or if it does, the girl should be wise enough to go in and get 'them redone about once a decade, as you said, at the very least. I knew a dancer at Silk Milwaukee, now in Florida, who had hers taken out at one point when she went on a natural lifestyle kick. She looked just fine both with and without, though I'm sure there was some constructive work done after they were out, too. So be it.
2. Speaking of 10 years, though, who cares how long they last? If I'm going to a club, I'm not looking to be with the girl for 10 years. Half an hour tops.
3. Titjobs are fun. They're not possible with members of the IBTC, though.
4. We say "I like my women all-natural," then we expect them to spend two hours in front of the mirror on hair and makeup and buy a Victoria's Secret underwire bra and the whole bit. Natural smatural. I just want her to look good and do the job, by which I ask you to refer back to #3.[/QUOTE]I fucked the stripper you're talking about. Her name starts with "T". I rarely go to strip clubs, and never saw her strip. Rather, I knew her through mutual friends. I never paid a penny, as our one-time liaison was purely social (or anti-social, as it were). I will not give details that can prove my claim, because I don't want her to be able to reveal to you my identity; but she and I are friends on Facebook, and she posts pictures all the the time of her with that wigger. She has always been a metal head, but now supposedly only listens to rap. LOL Her makeup is tattooed onto her face. The girl loves to fuck, and has a pretty tight pussy. God, I love life!
[QUOTE=BodyShopper;6098357]I fucked the stripper you're talking about. Her name starts with "T". I rarely go to strip clubs, and never saw her strip. Rather, I knew her through mutual friends. I never paid a penny, as our one-time liaison was purely social (or anti-social, as it were). I will not give details that can prove my claim, because I don't want her to be able to reveal to you my identity; but she and I are friends on Facebook, and she posts pictures all the the time of her with that wigger. She has always been a metal head, but now supposedly only listens to rap. LOL Her makeup is tattooed onto her face. The girl loves to fuck, and has a pretty tight pussy. God, I love life![/QUOTE]Don't think we're talking about the same person. Or, if we are, some facts aren't lining up.
This one's dancer name was Alice and her real name started with 'J'. Blonde, white to the point of almost pale. Very cute. Was last around here six or seven years ago, at least as far as I know.
It's rare to see one who can really work the pole (on the stage not in your pants). Most just grab the pole and walk around it. There are some good one's at the Palomino in Vegas (all nude, my favorite strip club). They really know how to strip, both on stage and in private.
[QUOTE=ChimilDetin;6085941]One thing I do feel like is lost on a lot of dancers is the art of putting on a show. Any woman can throw on a bikini, do a couple basic pole tricks and get on her knees and twerk. The woman who can pull off a fun outfit, though, actually flirt a little and then grind you into submission is a treat, no matter what her body looks like.
They're out there. They're rare, but they're out there.[/QUOTE]
Long time watcher of this blog. Decided to contribute now that I'm back in the game. I have a few UTR's and have some steady take out from HB and AL. I'm looking to exchange info, details and pics. DM me. My most recent dream is with a little hot Latina Autumn. Full menu after a couple visits; but her schedule is limited.
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Does anyone know if she dances locally? It looks like all her pics are from clubs, thanks.
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Does anyone know if she dances locally? It looks like all her pics are from clubs, thanks.[/QUOTE]When I first talked to her she worked at one of the Silks downtown. Tried to get in there to see her but she wasn't working when I was there. You could probably just ask her, that's what i did. she's one expensive piece of bone if you ask me, I would not partake. I just wanted to get a dance and save my money.
[QUOTE=NuruGurus;6181564]When I first talked to her she worked at one of the Silks downtown. Tried to get in there to see her but she wasn't working when I was there. You could probably just ask her, that's what i did. she's one expensive piece of bone if you ask me, I would not partake. I just wanted to get a dance and save my money.[/QUOTE]I was at same club when she sat down at my table and started a conversation. Really young and skinny and I made clear I had no interest. Before she left she asked me if I would tip her! "For what?
[QUOTE=AlwaysChillin;6075867]I've thought about OTB since they are open early. It's just far as hell for me. I'm coming from around Mequon. But, I suppose I've traveled farther to get my perv on.[/QUOTE]For sure hit up OTB. Daytime tons of talent. Was really happy and surprised. Lap dance excellent and glad to know it's good during the daytime. Spend 2 days this week there and was very, very happy. Girls eager to please. Friendly and plenty. Go to OTB for sure.