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I'm confused. If you see the ads for Asian apartments, why aren't you seeing the number to call?

[QUOTE=OneDownAsian;1792785]Do they ever offer more than HE? And I keep seeing asian apartments, anyone know how to get in touch?[/QUOTE]

Hey guys,

I went to Eastern Massage a week or so ago. An Asian granny was at the desk and I gave her $60 for 30 minute massage. I didn't like the prepay thing. Anyway after she led me to the room, a little Asian probably in her late 30's came in wearing a very long Mickey Mouse Tee-shirt that went past her ass. She was okay looking. Anyway, I got comfortable and put my $40 on the table next to me in plain view. She did a pretty decent massage on my back. She never told me to flip, so I just flipped on my own as I was thinking time was ticking away. When I flipped she told me "no extra". I held up the $40 and she said "no, you can do yourself." She let me touch her ass and tits over her shirt but that was it. I obviously didn't give her the $40, dressed and left. I will not be returning.

So I hit the strip looking for a SW and all I found were cops. So I left. Oh well, hopefully one of these days, I'll get a hold of Jasmine.

Later

I've never heard of not getting a HE at Eastern, or any of the similar Asian joints. Very odd. Unless you gave off a cop vibe for some reason.

[QUOTE=Backsnail Lvr; 1795709]Hey guys,

I went to Eastern Massage a week or so ago. An Asian granny was at the desk and I gave her $60 for 30 minute massage. I didn't like the prepay thing. Anyway after she led me to the room, a little Asian probably in her late 30's came in wearing a very long Mickey Mouse Tee-shirt that went past her ass. She was okay looking. Anyway, I got comfortable and put my $40 on the table next to me in plain view. She did a pretty decent massage on my back. She never told me to flip, so I just flipped on my own as I was thinking time was ticking away. When I flipped she told me "no extra". I held up the $40 and she said "no, you can do yourself." She let me touch her ass and tits over her shirt but that was it. I obviously didn't give her the $40, dressed and left. I will not be returning.

So I hit the strip looking for a SW and all I found were cops. So I left. Oh well, hopefully one of these days, I'll get a hold of Jasmine.

Later[/QUOTE]If that was your first visit, you gave a bad vibe. Like old Vince Lombardi used to say, when you get to the end zone, act like you been there before. When I go to a new AMP, they always ask have you been here before. You say yes of course. Sometimes I will say hello first, nice to see you again. When you get to the room, just start stripping and hanging up your clothes like you've done it many times before. If they ask how long its been say 3 months, by then they have recycled a new crew. Don't look around as if you don't know where anything is. Don't ask if its ok to put your clothes on the chair, just do it. But there should be point where you do the flip. On the flip, play with yourself a little through the towel. Put your hand on her ass. If her hand is near your cock, guide it to there. After that there is not much more you can do. Don't EVER say anything like, I will give you $40 for a HJ. Keep the 40 where they can see it but never mention it or point to it.

No AMP can stay in business without providing at least a HE. The girls mostly get by on tips. If you don't get a HE, there is some really bad vibe going on someplace. I've been to well over 100 spas and have only been turned down twice. One had just gotten busted for prostitution and the other the girl was such a prude and it was well documented its was legit. If you don't get a HE, don't go back. You are not missing anything. All Chinese jack shacks are the same. That girl you saw who you thought was in her 30s is probably 52. If they offer a table shower, take it. Many times the ice is broken early when they wash your cock and ass crack. Remember, that girl wants to give you a HE and she wants to get a tip. If it didn't happen, she aborted because she got a bad vibe. Not worth being sent back to China.

I have gone there a couple times over the past few years and always gotten a very good massage for $60. Never offered any extras and the one time I asked it was denied. So not all AMPs provide extras. Different story at the other ones like Eastern.

[QUOTE=Backsnail Lvr; 1795709]Hey guys,

I went to Eastern Massage a week or so ago. An Asian granny was at the desk and I gave her $60 for 30 minute massage. I didn't like the prepay thing. Anyway after she led me to the room, a little Asian probably in her late 30's came in wearing a very long Mickey Mouse Tee-shirt that went past her ass. She was okay looking. Anyway, I got comfortable and put my $40 on the table next to me in plain view. She did a pretty decent massage on my back. She never told me to flip, so I just flipped on my own as I was thinking time was ticking away. When I flipped she told me "no extra". I held up the $40 and she said "no, you can do yourself." She let me touch her ass and tits over her shirt but that was it. I obviously didn't give her the $40, dressed and left. I will not be returning.

So I hit the strip looking for a SW and all I found were cops. So I left. Oh well, hopefully one of these days, I'll get a hold of Jasmine.

Later[/QUOTE]As Lefty previously stated, you gave a bad vibe. Eastern is known for providing extras. Lefty stated it perfectly, only thing I have to add is stay cool and relax. The extra will come.

[QUOTE=Backsnail Lvr; 1795709]Hey guys,

I went to Eastern Massage a week or so ago. An Asian granny was at the desk and I gave her $60 for 30 minute massage. I didn't like the prepay thing. Anyway after she led me to the room, a little Asian probably in her late 30's came in wearing a very long Mickey Mouse Tee-shirt that went past her ass. She was okay looking. Anyway, I got comfortable and put my $40 on the table next to me in plain view. She did a pretty decent massage on my back. She never told me to flip, so I just flipped on my own as I was thinking time was ticking away. When I flipped she told me "no extra". I held up the $40 and she said "no, you can do yourself." She let me touch her ass and tits over her shirt but that was it. I obviously didn't give her the $40, dressed and left. I will not be returning.

So I hit the strip looking for a SW and all I found were cops. So I left. Oh well, hopefully one of these days, I'll get a hold of Jasmine.

Later[/QUOTE]I was there last week and was treated right. I'm a rookie but have always got HE by playing the game. Go in like you know what you are doing. Don't ask questions and sit back and relax.

The granny mamasan was at the door and told me to go into the room and wait for the girl (good sign because granny wouldn't be seeing me). I paid 7 upfront for full hr massage no shower. I saw a girl who looked 20s with longer straight hair and bland face walk by. However, no such luck. I got the 30 looking but really 40 'Mary'. Massage was decent, but I don't care so much about that. Mild teasing when on my front. On the flip there was not much more teasing. She was working my gut and accidently hit the little guy a couple of times. Cut to the chase and grabbed it and said "OK". Sure. Negotiation began between 4 and 6, stupid me settled on 5. Bad mistake and sorry if I messed up the going rate. Got the typical ending.

One thing about this place. They used a scented oil and I had to make a stop at the gas station on the I to do a quick cleanup before I got home. Even after that I could still smell the oil, so I bought some peanut butter and cracker things and rubbed some peanut butter on my arms and legs which did the trick. Take note for what its worth.

Had a dream of a nice time at Eastern today. Walked in and granny came to greet me. I asked if she was giving massage. She sd yes. I said no thank you and began to walk out. She asked me to stop and asked if I wanted new girl. I asked if she was young. She said yes. She called out and a woman around 40ish came to front. Wasnt really what I wanted, but I said wth and just went with it.

Eventually, I was glad I made that call. Decent massage performed. A little teasing of the boys. Then the flip. She saw I was hard and went right in and started rubbing Mr. Happy. No negotiation made. Went right for it. She started rubbing him and smiling. She then began licking my chest as she rubbed. I asked her if she could kiss Mr. Happy. She didn't speak english well and didn't understand. So I pointed to what I wanted. And she did. As she rubbed, she licked the head very lightly. As I exploded, she licked some of the cum off the head. Very nice.

Afterwards she continued massage. When she was done she helped me up and helped me get dressed. I left a nice tip and left happy. I will return in another dream!

Rating: Looks (5/10) , Massage (6/10) , Ending (7. 5/10).

Went by The Best Asian Massage Ever by Mayfair Mall today. Jill as she calls herself informed me she may soon be offering full service options. Didn't really say when or what would be avaialable, says she is considering this because her business is slow. At this time she only offers a really nice massage and a HJ ending. Will keep you all up to date on what is going to happen.

[QUOTE=Jekwarz;1804089]Went by The Best Asian Massage Ever by Mayfair Mall today. Jill as she calls herself informed me she may soon be offering full service options. Didn't really say when or what would be avaialable, says she is considering this because her business is slow. At this time she only offers a really nice massage and a HJ ending. Will keep you all up to date on what is going to happen.[/QUOTE]I found a Milwaukee's Best Massage located on Mayfair Road. Is that the place?

[QUOTE=Jekwarz;1804089]Went by The Best Asian Massage Ever by Mayfair Mall today. Jill as she calls herself informed me she may soon be offering full service options. Didn't really say when or what would be avaialable, says she is considering this because her business is slow. At this time she only offers a really nice massage and a HJ ending. Will keep you all up to date on what is going to happen.[/QUOTE]And the Tosa Police also.

[QUOTE=Jekwarz;1804089]Went by The Best Asian Massage Ever by Mayfair Mall today. Jill as she calls herself informed me she may soon be offering full service options. Didn't really say when or what would be avaialable, says she is considering this because her business is slow. At this time she only offers a really nice massage and a HJ ending. Will keep you all up to date on what is going to happen.[/QUOTE]Well I'm not going to a public shopping mall and take a chance of being seen going in. FS options in Mayfair Mall? We know thats going to turn out badly at some point.

What happend to Nohemi, the Bayview Latina? Courtney the inconsistent FS one day, blue baller the next in the office building in Brookfield? Is drunk Krazy Karen still at it with her endless ads full of jibberish?

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty; 1804565]Well I'm not going to a public shopping mall and take a chance of being seen going in. FS options in Mayfair Mall? We know thats going to turn out badly at some point.

What happend to Nohemi, the Bayview Latina? Courtney the inconsistent FS one day, blue baller the next in the office building in Brookfield? Is drunk Krazy Karen still at it with her endless ads full of jibberish?[/QUOTE]This provider operates out of apartments near Mayfair, not at Mayfair. Was also wondering if Nohemi is still around. I was considering paying her a visit.

[QUOTE=CrackerJack77;1804584]This provider operates out of apartments near Mayfair, not at Mayfair. Was also wondering if Nohemi is still around. I was considering paying her a visit.[/QUOTE]Ok, I see. I'm surprised she was not already FS. Most Asian Apts are full service.

TIFWIW:

I just saw this old woman. English is terrible. 1/10 looks. Probably 60 or older. Location in apt near Mayfair area.

Massage was OK and you need to tell her "yes" to soft touch. I thought she meant hard or soft pressure, so she did the entire massage with no teasing or touching the boys at all. My mistake.

At the end, after telling me the massage was over, we did work this out and she baby oiled up for 5 minutes of the least inspired HJ I will ever get. Sorry, YMMV, but I just could not get into anything about her as being attractive enough for a boner to happen.

For $120 per hour, there are way better solutions out there.

Happy Hunting!

S.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;1804601]Ok, I see. I'm surprised she was not already FS. Most Asian Apts are full service.[/QUOTE]