Massage Parlor Reports

The massage isn't good enough to warrant going back. If I knew for a fact that nothing was available except a good massage and a good, fun tease (there is a difference between a good tease and a frustrating one) I'd still probably frequent the place for the massage and atmosphere. With foot you get none of the above.

[QUOTE=TideLover;1947835]I believe I'm done going to this place. It has the best ts around but the massage quality sux donkey balls. I went in and got the hour, young chick comes in to give massage. She sits on my ass as she rubs my back, which wasn't too bad. Then she slides down and sits between my legs and uses her feet on my ass that is very half passed.. I became bord after 5 minutes on that. Then she get off the table and does a quick leg rub and spends a lot of time on my feet, so much time, she falls asleep. I wake her, she says flip over and does quick massage on my head and face and little chest and belly. Then says done, no leg / thigh rub at all..WTF.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Zodrocket;1948805]The massage isn't good enough to warrant going back. If I knew for a fact that nothing was available except a good massage and a good, fun tease (there is a difference between a good tease and a frustrating one) I'd still probably frequent the place for the massage and atmosphere. With foot you get none of the above.[/QUOTE]I went to check out a certain one that was no longer there. Should have left after I walked in and went to my ace in the hole. I do like variety, and that will cost me many frustrations and $.

[QUOTE=Zodrocket;1948805]The massage isn't good enough to warrant going back. If I knew for a fact that nothing was available except a good massage and a good, fun tease (there is a difference between a good tease and a frustrating one) I'd still probably frequent the place for the massage and atmosphere. With foot you get none of the above.[/QUOTE]Agreed, agreed. Love the table shower, but the massage quality is the worst of the similar places in town, by far. The reliance on the "back-walking" thing (which I don't particularly enjoy or find arousing) is its downfall. I won't be back.

The weirdness with the one girl and the "you massage me now?" thing, which I and others have experienced, is also quite bizarre. Fuck that.- I'm not paying you to let me massage your back. Let me massage your front, and maybe we'll talk.

Not sure if she is the girl in those pics but she is a big tall AA girl and overall doesn't look too bad. But don't waste your time and money on this one if you're looking for a good or even a decent rub down. Massage is non existence and service sucked. She constantly paused to answer her damn phone to book more sessions. For one bill I got 5 minutes of rub on my back and a CBJ after flip.

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[QUOTE=DuckHed;1955372]Not sure if she is the girl in those pics but she is a big tall AA girl and overall doesn't look too bad. But don't waste your time and money on this one if you're looking for a good or even a decent rub down. Massage is non existence and service sucked. She constantly paused to answer her damn phone to book more sessions. For one bill I got 5 minutes of rub on my back and a CBJ after flip.

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/all-frills-no-gimmicks-80-incalls-available-now-21/9033373[/URL][/QUOTE]This is definitely the kind of providers that need to be avoided at all cost. Nothing but a rip-off.

[QUOTE=DuckHed;1955372]Not sure if she is the girl in those pics but she is a big tall AA girl and overall doesn't look too bad. But don't waste your time and money on this one if you're looking for a good or even a decent rub down. Massage is non existence and service sucked. She constantly paused to answer her damn phone to book more sessions. For one bill I got 5 minutes of rub on my back and a CBJ after flip.

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/all-frills-no-gimmicks-80-incalls-available-now-21/9033373[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Soccer2010]This one looked okay so out of curiosity I gave a call. She said she is the girl in the pics and her massage is 80 for a full hour so I went for it. That was a mistake. Not sure if she was the same girl as the one in the pics but she was not bad looking. Her massage sucked. I was ready to leave after She rubbed my back for maybe 5 mins. I turned over. She gave me a option of hj or CBJ for ending. I went for the latter. It was decent. Again there was no massage so for 80 I got a CBJ. Before i left She said she has upgrades, I said maybe next time.
Just in case you were wondering about this one!!

This what he had to say last week about Charm

Any experience with this one?

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Saw Jennifer the last 2 visits. Very attractive, great DD naturals, decent massage, on the flip Russian, CBJ which was excellent, her spread on table me standing, then doggie and finished cowgirl. $60 plus $120 Definitely will repeat and have! Likes to talk dirty as well.

Don't do it. She's huge, nasty and in a disgusting part of town.

[QUOTE=Drsmooth1;1956920]Any experience with this one?

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Was going to TOFTT but I couldn't get her to answer her phone or reply to my texts.

I'm thinking she may not be real. Anyone has anything on this one?

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[QUOTE=DuckHed;1959227]Was going to TOFTT but I couldn't get her to answer her phone or reply to my texts.

I'm thinking she may not be real. Anyone has anything on this one?

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/blissful-sensual-touch-full-body-massage-28/7824287[/URL][/QUOTE]I saw her back in the summer.. Not her in the pics and she will upsell you on the ending.

Would not repeat.

[QUOTE=TwoWheelSx4;1959821]I saw her back in the summer.. Not her in the pics and she will upsell you on the ending.
Would not repeat.[/QUOTE]Asks for $125 and upsells on the ending. Fuck that!

Thanks man. You just saved me some dough!

I have seen a few escorts on BP and been following the reviews on soft hands girls. So I called Tiffany London to se about making an apointment and what all it entailed. She said $.40 for message plus $50 for her to be nude. No BJ unless I wanted FS which is $500. She seemed awesome to be with smart sexy and all but. If for only $10 dollars more I can have a FS HOTTY why would I want a massage. Not asking to be a smart guy, just feel like I may be missing something.

[QUOTE=Bham451;1959928]I have seen a few escorts on BP and been following the reviews on soft hands girls. So I called Tiffany London to se about making an apointment and what all it entailed. She said $.40 for message plus $50 for her to be nude. No BJ unless I wanted FS which is $500. She seemed awesome to be with smart sexy and all but. If for only $10 dollars more I can have a FS HOTTY why would I want a massage. Not asking to be a smart guy, just feel like I may be missing something.[/QUOTE]I saw her once several months ago. She is fat, a BBW with huge tits. She was very personable and massage quality was decent but nothing to write home about. For 140 she gave a 45 min massage with HJ ending and she exposed her tits after the flip. To be honest it would have not hurt my feelings if she had kept them covered. Overall Not good enough for repeat at that price.

She asked you for 50 more to be nude. Fuck that, wouldn't care to see that fat ass naked anyway. And 500 for FS? What was she smoking? She must be out of her fucking mind, who wants to fuck that fat ass anyway. Or maybe she just didn't want to do it.

Like you said there are others to choose from for FS. She ain't for that!

She comes to Bham often so as other new nomads mostly from Atlanta. The business must be good for them here in Bham. Problem is most are worthless!! The good ones don't have to travel ai guess.

I like a good sensual rub with a little extra every now and then but don't care to drop more than 100 or maybe 120.

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/caring-massages-and-here-a-very-short-visit-37/5961093[/URL]

Have seen this one a couple of times. Bham local; pics in the ad are indeed hers. She has a killer body for her age. Said she is a body trainer which seemed to be true. She has big mm boobs. The sensual massage and body to body rub was decent. After the flip she got totally nude, touching her all over was encouraged and the HJ ending was slow and awesome.

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