The story with the monger seeing you covered in jizz is funny.
I have once been confused for LE and been given a very cold massage by the front girl.
Yet it had great reports. Rose something in central Phoenix. Front girl was some Russian or Polish girl.
I can pass for a cop, as I often have a flat top and I also was once pretty athletic, it does show a bit still, and was in the military.
But still, that was a bad bad experience :)