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In fact, I'd say you and HD are running neck/neck for the next Darwin Award.

You had a good thing going with a classy, beautiful lady who gave your (literally) dirty-ass extra time to finish.
Then you have the nads to come here and b*itch about 'feeling rushed' and 'only there 10 mins' knowing she reads the boards!
You just f*cked yourself, both figuratively and literally!!
5-10 mins after an hour is one thing, but double what you opt for is unacceptable and your rant/lie carries no weight.

I've seen Joi.
She's just as advertised (if not more) and not for a moment did I feel rushed and left more than sated.

If you want dirty/cheap, head out into the streets.
And think before you post.



[QUOTE=Funseekr]Just went to visit her. This is the 3rd time I have gone to see her. As always very awesome oral skills (BBBJ no CIM) I went for brief visit so just the BJ. Which she is fine with but I was taking a bit longer then she liked and straight out told me I needed to make it happen soon which kinda threw a wrench in the works as far as enjoying myself. I eventually ended up finished even after she mentioned again that I needed to make it happens soon. All in all a decent experience but being rushed kinda turned me off to going back to see her again I think. Wasnt even like I was there long. 10 minutes or so at most and she was looking to get me out the door.[/QUOTE]

Before I see a provider I do my homework. Every provider has positive and negative reviews. I always try and weigh the pros and cons. Oftentimes the negative review is not necessarily a direct reflection on the provider. Equal analysis needs to be focused on the reviewer as well. I believe the client often plays a larger part in YMMV i.e. attitude, hygiene, respect etc.

I have seen Joi Love twice and had superior sessions both times. She was only the 2nd escort I had ever seen at the time. I decided to visit her based in large part on her prior reviews. I weighed the evidence and came away with a good gut feeling about her. As stated I was a relative novice and felt immediately at ease with her. As far as the aforementioned "walk around the house" tour which I have seen ridiculed here and elsewhere I look at it this way. It was a chance for me to become acquainted with her. I was met at her door with a passionate kiss and led through her home with my arm around her waist and my hand brushing her ass under her sexy skirt. For me I felt welcomed and looked at this part of the session as early foreplay. Personally I think the line of thinking that Joi performs this walkabout to kill time is juvenile.

During my encounters with this sexy lady she made me feel like the center of attention at all times. The sex was great, I thoroughly enjoyed the intimacy and conversation with her, and I truly felt comfortable and safe at all times in the quiet surroundings of her home. In fact I think Joi's refurbished basement is the most relaxed setting in which I've ever seen a provider.

Since my sessions with Joi I have seen many other providers. In my opinion she still ranks in my personal upper echelon. I have very sweet memories of our times together. Listen, whenever I see a provider I hate thinking about the "clock". I am obligated to respect the girl's time and thusly try and prepare myself going in to always be aware of the amount of time I want to spend on foreplay/main event/postgame intimacy or chit chat. I rarely find it a problem to balance and plan accordingly. In saying this I have never opted for 15 minutes and am sure if I did would fully expect to prepare myself for a "hurry up offense" set things in motion to "score" early.

The silver lining here is that while contemplating previous occasions with Joi and the associated memories they conjure up I feel I may be calling her to get reacquainted real soon. If anyone wants to read any details of my previous encounters with Joi I submitted reviews in Posts #1183 and #1237 previously in this forum. My suggestion to anyone that may be contemplating seeing her or anyone else for that matter is to weigh all the opinions and facts.

What did this poor example of a 'senior member' do/say?
You won't be telling anyone here anything we don't already know.
Math/common sense are obviously not his strong suits either judging from his post below.



[QUOTE=Joi Love]That sounds stupid dude, you said you were 10 minutes into a 15 minute visit and asked to finish soon not leave right now? Exactly how much longer did you expect to stay? Remember you pay for time, sounds like yours was up. Plus even though you had been to my home before, you requested a tour because you only stayed 15 min then and didn't see it all. I took an extra 10 minutes to show you my home, then you had to wass up in the bathroom because you came musky and dirty, another 5 minutes. You had been in my home 10-15 minutes before we even began our visit, tell that, is it not the truth?



"If that was posted by a trusted sr here I'd avoid her at all costs. One bad report from a unknown is questionable to me but makes me wary. You'd think there would be more.

Also, he might have purchased a single ticket and expected to ride all day,,,,"

is this not your post #1518 on the previous page?


*Funseekr is no Sr member
*only 1 such report
* and only purchased one ticket, sooo seems a little bit of an axe to grind with me. You are still angry and bashing me from the other review board, yet you have never told anyone why.


"If that was posted by a trusted sr here I'd avoid her at all costs. One bad report from a unknown is questionable to me but makes me wary. You'd think there would be more.

Also, he might have purchased a single ticket and expected to ride all day,,,,"

is this not your post #1518 on the previous page?[/QUOTE]

Respectfully disagree with ALL who said Joi should have given the guy extra time off the clock.
He booked 15 minutes. FIFTEEN minutes!!!!
You book fifteen minutes you should basically arrive at the appointment naked to save time. You are there for one reason and it is not to tour , talk or any other BS.

If you want to do a tour and photo shoot of the house for HGTV, save your pennies and book an hour.

Note to Joi: With all due respect; stop the 15 minute offerings as I believe they get you nothing but trouble.

And for full disclosure , I have contacted Joi in the past, have tried to make appointments but our schedules never mesh. We have had many nice emails and I have found her to be quite engaging. The latest postings will in no way change that opinion .

pwH

Well seems as though this subject has grown a life of its own with many opinions and views. I am interested in this because I have always thought Joi is just absolutley stunning and has a body that is to die for....I have held off visiting because of her rates at $2 bills it would be a no brainer, $250 or better I will choose the AMP package all day. Nothing against Joi as I am sure she offers a tremendous time, but for $50 less I can get a very pretty Korean, Table Shower, great Massage and all the extras for an hour plus with no pressure to finish! Sure I miss the American experience from time to time but for my buck the AMP's are by far the best ""Bang for the Buck"!

Seeing the reviews or comments of a few other seniors here reinforces that Joi is a quality provider. I still stand by my previous comment about allowing the 15 minute wonderman a few extra minutes to be satisfied, then send him on his way and cut ties with him!

[QUOTE=Gansett]Joi, I'm a Vet too, doesn't make a difference. [/QUOTE]Gansett, I couldn't figure out what this was all about, then I went back a screen or two and made the connection.

Joi said she has [b]vet bills[/b]. You know, like for her dog or cat.

[QUOTE=VilunyaChert]Gansett, I couldn't figure out what this was all about, then I went back a screen or two and made the connection.

Joi said she has [b]vet bills[/b]. You know, like for her dog or cat.[/QUOTE]In a "discussion" on another board she claimed to be a former member of the US Military. I would C & P it but she left that board and requested all her info and reviews be removed. All her posts were also removed, not a big loss IMHO.

[QUOTE=Jhonny8770]In fact, I'd say you and HD are running neck/neck for the next Darwin Award.

You had a good thing going with a classy, beautiful lady who gave your (literally) dirty-ass extra time to finish.
Then you have the balls to come here and b*itch about 'feeling rushed' and 'only there 10 mins'!!
5-10 mins after an hour is one thing, but double what you opt for is unacceptable and your rant/lie carries no weight.

I've seen Joi.
She's just as advertised (if not more) and not for a moment did I feel rushed and left more than sated.

If you want dirty/cheap, head out into the streets.

And think before you post.[/QUOTE]Yeh so now I'm a liar. This is funny stuff. Personally I think you should get a clue my friend. I am far from a liar and I think I know the difference between 15 minutes and a half hour. Am I whining? I think not, I simply said I felt rushed. Nothing more. Perhaps take some reading comprehension classes? Or maybe you think because I have so few posts that I don't know whats going on in the world of escorts? Heh. Keep thinking what you wish. I know what happened. You do not. And just for the record I left her a favorable review from our first meeting on escort. Com. And once again as I said. It wasnt meant to be a negative report. In fact I do believe I praised her oral skills. So. Reading comprehension. Try it sometime before push keys. Oh and. Think before you post.

I'm with Joi on this one. If you book 15 minutes, you should be thinking on the clock. I don't think anyone here likes it when a provider has one appt right after another. We all want our women to be freshly clean for us and I think we would all like then to be able to have their time to do it. If a lady gives each guy in her day a few extra minutes that would add up quickly. If a provider asked for a few extra dollars she would be slammed left and right, so why should anyone expect them to give up a few extra minutes? Yes, we are the paying customers but that doesn't give us the right to expect whatever we want. Service providers should be respected too.

[QUOTE=Tp1701]I'm with Joi on this one. If you book 15 minutes, you should be thinking on the clock. I don't think anyone here likes it when a provider has one appt right after another. We all want our women to be freshly clean for us and I think we would all like then to be able to have their time to do it. If a lady gives each guy in her day a few extra minutes that would add up quickly. If a provider asked for a few extra dollars she would be slammed left and right, so why should anyone expect them to give up a few extra minutes? Yes, we are the paying customers but that doesn't give us the right to expect whatever we want. Service providers should be respected too.[/QUOTE]
Regardless! Anyone booking fifteen minutes is either broke or cheap, so as someone said below, do away with the short sessions. And yes Joi, even bad press is good press. You now have me very intrigued!

[QUOTE=Willy O]Regardless! Anyone booking fifteen minutes is either broke or cheap, so as someone said below, do away with the short sessions. And yes Joi, even bad press is good press. You now have me very intrigued![/QUOTE]

Ok, booking a 15 minute session means you're broke or cheap.

But what does that make the provider? Desperate?

Slam Bam Thank You Mam, works for me. I'll be quicker than an ATM if she's that good. Maybe she''ll even do two lolly pop transactions if I'm that quick? haha. If I want more, I'll pay for more. It's only fair in this 1/4hr offering.
Thank You Joi for your Hottness!

I do surprise myself sometimes with the extent that I go to in my search for some "strange" even when most guys would be very happy with my "regulars"

I caught this ad late last night on CL casual encounters section. I have seen similar ads in the past on weekends late in the night and they're usually flagged quickly. I did copy this one so someone might be able to recognize her style of ads in the future.

I replied back to it and she answered back immediately and in response to my questions she said that her incall was at her place in Bellingham, Ma and that her rates were $. 5 for 45min and that everything was covered (ie safe only). She first claimed not to have a pic then sent one that she said she had just taken with her blackberry. I also have other pics from previous ads that could've been her but I'm not 100% sure so I won't put those ones up.

When I balked at the rate and how far I would have to drive she offered a lower price and I ended up taking it. Her place was easy enough to find and she was cute enough with BIG tits but she kept asking me to "be quiet" eventhough I already was. Ok service but then again it should be with a young college age chick and while the service got the job done the overall deal was just ok. I can do better (and cheaper) closer to home so I won't end up repeating.

She was VERY easy to set something up with and she quickly replied to every e-mail and at first when I suggested a "rain check" she was agreeable and said to just e-mail her and to let her know when I wanted to see her. I would guess that setting something up with her in advance would be easy and fulfilling if she's your type.

This wasn't the first time I had ever seen an ad from her so I don't know if she's a part timer escort that just needed the cash or a non-pro that was short on cash but either way I would guess that she's hit or miss. I am pretty sure that if anyone is interested and replies to that e-mail addy that she'll be sure to get back to you.

Good luck and play safe.

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I can't comment on Joi as I have never had the pleasure if seeing her. Me personally I would never go for a 15 minute appointment. I need some warm up time to get the chemistry flowing between my date and I. If I were a provider I doubt I would even bother offering a session like that. I think its unrealistic on either side to expect such a short session to be enjoyable or valuable for all involved.

I just want to say thanks to all of you who sounded out in PM and on the board in support of my side. I never thought I had so many friends and fans. It is appreciated totally. As a matter of thanks, any person who spoke out for me if you ever decide to visit let me know spoke out (your thread), I'd love to proper thank you, LOL.

Okay, okay I am sorry, mistyped, I have a different mother, LOL. She is happy and healthy in VA coming to visit real soon, I CAN"T WAIT, heeheehee.

Gasnett or whoever you are(MY STALKER is your name) shows that being a SR Member doesn't always make you wise hun, take a time out for 11 seconds, reflect on your stupidity. As far as being kicked off the local review board, I asked to be removed while still in good standing with a rating of 8+ from start to end. I believe I was a top provider until I removed the review link from my site so clients didn't have it for reference anymore. Only then did my rating fall bellow 8. 5. If you'd like a copy of my request or anyone else, it can be forwarded to you. Again as stated before, you are the same stalker that harassed me on that board, kinda the same way you are doing now, only your ass is in my pot because everyone can see you are plain out SAD! My momma always told me not to fight a battle of wits with an unarmed person. You don't even have a weapon yet. Yes I am a vet Air Force and Army (my MOS in army was 75 Fox, even then I was hot, LOL) anyone visiting can see all my pics and books openly on display throughout my home. You should've took advantage of the G. I. Bill, reading is fundamental, remember "RIF" because only an ignoramus would ask if I was talking about me or my dog. Kinda surprised you don't know when and were I got him STALKER. I have always maintained this question to you, why such hatred? As far as bringing up race, kinda like you just did. It made you angry then and it makes you angry now that yes I am a very beautiful, educated, proud Exotic woman, how exactly does that lessen you? Yet you'd claim I bring the subject into our conversations, as always it is you, because you have nothing else to stand on but my race how pathetic. I/WE have handed you a plate full of your own hypocrisy and you now have a hair in your ass about it. Just swallow it up and move on, preferably away but all prayers can't be answered. One more question if I may, are you the provider review board cyber cop because you spend allot of time being a dick on various review boards? GET A FUCKIN LIFE DUDE. Visit a provider and stop living through other client visits, maybe you'd feel better about life. Until you prove you have, your SR Membership should be revoked. A keyboard in your hands can be waisted.

As far as Funseekr, I don't even provide 15 minute visits, or short notice visits, I did it especially for you because you had visited me before. Then you lie on me? Look at my website for my favorite motto! [url]http://web.me.com/joilove/BostonEscort/About_Joi.html[/url]. And wash your nasty a** and feet and change your socks, the middle section of my house stank for the rest of the day. And you always come that way. I've been a member since 2009, check facts before you speak better yet just stop speaking until you actually have something of value to say. I had just never before felt so disrespected by a so called old friend I had no need to speak. Again talking out of turn, some ignorant dogs never learn. When My Stalker and others started speaking I'll of me I had to tell the truth. The fact that you actually fixed your mouth to say what you said could not be ignored. Don't blame me for being accommodating to your ever request, just not for free. I never told you to stop and leave did I? I never wanted to look at you in this manner, I preferred to see you as an old friend who wasn't as financially blessed as others, I was grateful that you'd take what was obviously your last to see me, I felt blessed. I didn't know your living situation so I didn't want to seem snooty not seeing you, so I afford you the chance to bathe before you visited me. Now I see you are just as everyone said: a nasty, broke jerk.

I hope that this in substance or length didn't offend anyone but I was very moved when a member called me to tell me about the threads and reading them made me feel really special and blessed to have friends both known and unknown to defend me personally but more important what is just plain right. Today has been a very good day for me and I thank all of you for it.

Until we meet,

NJoi Love