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[QUOTE=Primprimate]I'm a young 24 year old college guy. I don't have time to do the typical party stuff with my current schedule. I was wondering if any of you could recommend any "Asian" parlors with full "healing touch" or any where the service is really amazing.[/QUOTE]


School JUST started... hell, you're probably still in your drop/add period. If you're too busy to google "baltimore asian massage parlor" then you're S.O.L. If that's how you found this site, Read The Fucking Forum... it's why we've been posting here for many many years.

Bench

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Larry!

[QUOTE=Primprimate]I'm a young 24 year old college guy. I don't have time to do the typical party stuff with my current schedule. I was wondering if any of you could recommend any "Asian" parlors with full "healing touch" or any where the service is really amazing.[/QUOTE]

Hey dude, beware the AMP! Many a good man fell here. Get the lyrics to the song "House of the Rising Son" by the Animals. Read it carefully. This is the official song of us AMP mongers!

Hey guys, long time lurker, first time poster.

So I decided to take the plunge and check out JHH in Towson. I got there (love the off-street parking, by the way) and mama-san asked if I'd ever been there before. Having done my homework, I of course said yes, and asked for Lisa May. Mama-san takes me downstairs, I disrobe, and then walks in this gorgeous young thing wearing a red chemise, thin without being too thin, lovely c-cup titties, and a big smile on her face. I'd say she's no older than 26. She gave me a lovely back and lower body massage for about 15 minutes, during which I made some small talk with her. I think it helped her warm up to me, and when my hands started to wander she responded favorably and asked if I wanted to flip. $. 6 to her got me an excellent cbj, daty and fs with two pops, and she was definitely gfe throughout. She didn't try to rush me, and I got a table shower at the end. Also at the end, she told me her name was "Rosemary", don't know if she was a different girl than you guys are talking about, if it was a misinterpretation on my part, mama-san's part, or someone else's part, or if she just decided to call herself something else today, but all in all, an excellent first experience, and I'll definitely be going back again soon.

Gard

well after two nights of late dinners and gorging myself yesterday at Baltimore's wonderful Brazilian restaurant I decided for an early lite dinner of fish n chips. but after returning to my room and saying good night to my associates I laid down and began to dream.

my dream took me along a dark road lit only by the moon. I did not see any flowers, nor did I look for any. But the weather did not seem like September, it felt more like May.

Also in my dream there were water falls followed by a heat wave. However the weather returned again to what felt like May. After some time I was hungry and decided to have a little more fish, but I'm not sure it was dead as it kept moving on the plate. So I tried to spear it, but it swallowed it whole, and it was only when I tried from the other side that I was able to hold it in place for a short time. Weird dream as for a moment I could not see my thumb while holding the fish. Then the fish exploded, and I did too...

Strange dream indeed..... but you know what? I think I May have seafood again tomorrow.

all nines,

Very nice short story LD. I enjoyed the wit.

I am new to this site and hope I am not out of line asking this question.

Which AMP is JHH in Towson?

[QUOTE=Zilla12]I am new to this site and hope I am not out of line asking this question.

Which AMP is JHH in Towson?[/QUOTE]

its the one where the Asian women work.

It's not hard to figure out if you read the forum, man. I don't want to give you a hard time, but I did my homework, and you should, too.

[QUOTE=Zilla12]I am new to this site and hope I am not out of line asking this question.

Which AMP is JHH in Towson?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Gardenald]Hey guys, long time lurker, first time poster.

So I decided to take the plunge and check out JHH in Towson. I got there (love the off-street parking, by the way) and mama-san asked if I'd ever been there before. Having done my homework, I of course said yes, and asked for Lisa May. Mama-san takes me downstairs, I disrobe, and then walks in this gorgeous young thing wearing a red chemise, thin without being too thin, lovely c-cup titties, and a big smile on her face. I'd say she's no older than 26. She gave me a lovely back and lower body massage for about 15 minutes, during which I made some small talk with her. I think it helped her warm up to me, and when my hands started to wander she responded favorably and asked if I wanted to flip. $. 6 to her got me an excellent cbj, daty and fs with two pops, and she was definitely gfe throughout. She didn't try to rush me, and I got a table shower at the end. Also at the end, she told me her name was "Rosemary", don't know if she was a different girl than you guys are talking about, if it was a misinterpretation on my part, mama-san's part, or someone else's part, or if she just decided to call herself something else today, but all in all, an excellent first experience, and I'll definitely be going back again soon.

Gard[/QUOTE]

$.6 for all that including FS with no complaints????? You must be one hell of a negotiator.

[QUOTE=DrummerBoy]Hey dude, beware the AMP! Many a good man fell here. Get the lyrics to the song "House of the Rising Son" by the Animals. Read it carefully. This is the official song of us AMP mongers![/QUOTE]So is the symbolism of this song in context to this board and your choice of words "Many a good man fell here" mean either many of mongers that go to AMP are busted in a 5-o raid or sink into the never ending turmoil of the "deadly" sin of lust and paid carnal pleasure?

Because if it's the later of the two. I don't think that's such a bad thing if you need some comfort from time to time with stress of my life right now.

[QUOTE=Primprimate]So is the symbolism of this song in context to this board and your choice of words "Many a good man fell here" mean either many of mongers that go to AMP are busted in a 5-o raid or sink into the never ending turmoil of the "deadly" sin of lust and paid carnal pleasure?

Because if it's the later of the two. I don't think that's such a bad thing if you need some comfort from time to time with stress of my life right now.[/QUOTE]

It is meant as a lesson that once you start, it is hard to stop..so it is best that you don't start at all.

There is a third meaning to add to your list.. financial. some guys spend too much and bring themselves to financial ruin. Personally it didn't happen to me. A former GF in the business informed me that she new several and thought it was funny.
Regards, and play safe!

[QUOTE=A Otay]$.6 for all that including FS with no complaints????? You must be one hell of a negotiator.[/QUOTE]I am thinking he meant $ and .6. Tip and house fee? If not, I am going there, right now!

[QUOTE=Primprimate]So is the symbolism of this song in context to this board and your choice of words "Many a good man fell here" mean either many of mongers that go to AMP are busted in a 5-o raid or sink into the never ending turmoil of the "deadly" sin of lust and paid carnal pleasure?

Because if it's the later of the two. I don't think that's such a bad thing if you need some comfort from time to time with stress of my life right now.[/QUOTE]


The line you're looking for is "You can check out any time you like but you can never leave"

Bench

[QUOTE=Primprimate]I'm a young 24 year old college guy. I don't have time to do the typical party stuff with my current schedule. I was wondering if any of you could recommend any "Asian" parlors with full "healing touch" or any where the service is really amazing.[/QUOTE]

Primp leave it alone.... I started mongering at 20 because I found out about AMPs & SW and haven't been able to give it up..... Does anyone know where a nymphomaniac annonymous meetings are held?