Eight visits.
Always wore a raincoat!
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Eight visits.
Always wore a raincoat!
I need to stop by here more often. You guys are a hoot. I am always,always,always astonished at not only what goes into, but what comes out of Smacks mouth.
Had a great send off for Carol last week. She said she doesn't know if she will be back anytime soon. I am sure going to miss that girl.
Sophia told me "new girl" on Sunday.
Any info on the new spinner? PM is fine
Thanks
[QUOTE=Hoho Train]Tried to search the thread, with conflicting/incomplete results, but could someone please tell me, is oral usually w/hat only at FT/TG/TO?
Thanks[/QUOTE]
Unfortunately oral is almost always covered at Tampa Bay AMPs, if you can get it at all. Back in the Osaka days, you could get anything you want, covered or uncovered, but those days are long gone.
Since Osaka changed, I pretty much avoid AMPs because happy endings and CBJs are totally useless to me. I need a good slobbery BBBJ with all the evidence swallowed, or I'm not a happy camper.
I thinks its funny that the "I DRUG TEST ALL MY GIRLS" phrase got mixed up in that argument.
I would saw off my left nad if this statement was even remotely true. O yes i have a scrip excuse doesnt count.
I bet you can't even get a receipt from any MP's to show drug testing has even occurred. If nothing else you would see years of deductions of MP's taxes and so forth.
I once hired an individual and at least he was honest he was an occasion cocaine user but it wouldn't effect his job performance. Well it does and they get very moody when they don't have their pick up.
This would explain why some of these places get complaints and moody girls alot. I bet if they had their fix first they would either pass out or work alot.
Happy Hunting...
QUOTE=Bitchslap]I thinks its funny that the "I DRUG TEST ALL MY GIRLS" phrase got mixed up in that argument.
I would saw off my left nad if this statement was even remotely true. O yes i have a scrip excuse doesnt count.[/QUOTE]
Anyone know much about the new spinner at PT? PM me if you do.
Thanks
An associate visited these two AMPs based on recommendations here. As you can see his experience does not jive with what has been reported. Very unusual since he is a smooth fellow with years of AMP experience across the country. Here is his story:
"...I went to Pine Tree Spa in Clearwater. It's a nice place. Clean and in good repair. A girl came in. The vibe was not good. She was acceptable looking, but not much more than that. She took me to the shower room. Shower, but no privates cleaning. Never had that happen before. She was not wearing skimpy spa wear, either. Back at the room, she asked me some questions and then proceeded to give an massage with me covered my a towel. She had me turn over and covered me with a towel, too. No flirtation behavior, not much of anything. WTF? I just went with the flow. Then she finished. Maybe she wanted me to suggest the next activity, but I didn't think it was going anywhere, so I dressed and left...I did go to Aloha afterwards. They presented me with a short, chubby Korean girl. She was the only one working. I took my house fee and left..."
[QUOTE=Drew Park]An associate visited these two AMPs based on recommendations here. As you can see his experience does not jive with what has been reported. Very unusual since he is a smooth fellow with years of AMP experience across the country. Here is his story:
"...I went to Pine Tree Spa in Clearwater. It's a nice place. Clean and in good repair. A girl came in. The vibe was not good. She was acceptable looking, but not much more than that. She took me to the shower room. Shower, but no privates cleaning. Never had that happen before. She was not wearing skimpy spa wear, either. Back at the room, she asked me some questions and then proceeded to give an massage with me covered my a towel. She had me turn over and covered me with a towel, too. No flirtation behavior, not much of anything. WTF? I just went with the flow. Then she finished. Maybe she wanted me to suggest the next activity, but I didn't think it was going anywhere, so I dressed and left...I did go to Aloha afterwards. They presented me with a short, chubby Korean girl. She was the only one working. I took my house fee and left..."[/QUOTE]
There are 2 Aloha Spas. Which one are you referring to? The one on 5th street is a total waste of time. Have been to the one on 38th St many times and always left verry happy & relaxed.
I went to PT recently after reading the positive reports about Carol and Sophia. This was my first time to PT but not to an AMP. The girl's name was Lee, and she said she was from Korea. She was probably about a 8 body wise and a 6 face wise. During the table shower, she avoided the key areas and wore those loofah sponge gloves the whole time, except when she took them off, laid them on Smithy Jr., and said "you washee there." She covered me with a towel that she moved strategically during the entire massage. I don't like a hard massage, and in my opinion, the massage was pretty rough. At one point, I was trying to figure out what part of her body was dug into my back. Based on the table shower and the massage, I was not expecting anything on the flip. To my surprise, she offered a HE. I tipped.4 and was out the door.
[QUOTE=Drew Park]An associate visited these two AMPs based on recommendations here. As you can see his experience does not jive with what has been reported. Very unusual since he is a smooth fellow with years of AMP experience across the country. Here is his story:
"...I went to Pine Tree Spa in Clearwater. It's a nice place. Clean and in good repair. A girl came in. The vibe was not good. She was acceptable looking, but not much more than that. She took me to the shower room. Shower, but no privates cleaning. Never had that happen before. She was not wearing skimpy spa wear, either. Back at the room, she asked me some questions and then proceeded to give an massage with me covered my a towel. She had me turn over and covered me with a towel, too. No flirtation behavior, not much of anything. WTF? I just went with the flow. Then she finished. Maybe she wanted me to suggest the next activity, but I didn't think it was going anywhere, so I dressed and left...I did go to Aloha afterwards. They presented me with a short, chubby Korean girl. She was the only one working. I took my house fee and left..."[/QUOTE]
Wow, hard to fathom. Went to PT yesterday, met Una, a very attractive young spinner. Had a great time, maybe not as good a time as with Sophia or Carol, but still, a first class AMP experience. Wonder if it has to do with first timers?
As to the short, chubby Korean girl at Aloha, if she calls herself Pink or Pinky, that was one of my worst AMP experiences. I should have been as wise as you and walked.
[QUOTE=SpeedRacer29]There are 2 Aloha Spas. Which one are you referring to? The one on 5th street is a total waste of time. Have been to the one on 38th St many times and always left verry happy & relaxed.[/QUOTE]
Must have been strange karma or something. He visited 38th St. Go figure...
So, I was out of state (not in FL) and had the opportunity to visit a highly recommended AMP and even though I got "everything", I was still disappointed. I am admittedly an AMP newbie, so I wanted to ask you guys in my area what you think. Am I expecting too much or did I get a half-assed job...
I was greeted by a lady at the door - middle age, fairly thin but a little pudge around the middle (not fat, just not cheerleader tight), very long pretty hair, about 5'2", very nice breasts (looked store bought), not the prettiest in the face but OK, friendly, not much English. I saw a younger, prettier girl in there, but this middle aged girl was the one that was specifically recommended to me so I stuck with her.
So, for $70 door fee + $120 tip, I did get everything, but it just wasn't up to my expecations.
Table Shower was descent and she cleaned all the right parts, but in my ideal table shower world she would have been all over me during that shower -- body to body contact - with her getting wet too. Does that ever happen? Instead she had golashes on so as not to get her feet wet and kept her clothes on the whole time. It was a new and pleasant experience but not what I was hoping for.
Took me back and gave me a half-assed massage. Now, I go to licensed qualified massage therapists from time to time and get an excellent head to toe, make you feel completely relaxed kind of platonic massage. This girl was not even close. She rubbed a bit and what she did was OK but again, not up to my expecations. I've had girlfriends who gave much better massages.
On the roll-over, she went straight for the best parts, but in reality, I would have liked to have more of a massage as well. Not up to my expecations.
Licked and flicked my balls for a while.
Fair at best CBJ for a few minutes.
Cowgirl for about 5 minutes (maybe less)
She flipped over and had me go mish.
I didn't finish within her expected time frame (whatever that time frame was) so she said "you finish". I was irritated at this point for $70+$120.
With a little coaxing, I did get her to keep playing with me, suck my nipples, and rub on me so I could finish, but again, for the price, not up to my expectations. I am not johnny-cum-quickly and maybe she was hoping for a 5 minute pop. I don't know. I take more like 15-20 minutes if I'm trying to cum and I can go longer if I want to (unless it's been 2 weeks since I popped which is rarely the case).
I guess I'm all about value for the money. I didn't time it, but it felt like I was in and out in 45 minutes and that was with her missing for probably 10 minutes during that time frame (5 minutes before the table shower and 5 minutes after). So, it seems like I really got about 35 minutes of her time for $190. Not a good value in my book.
If what I described is what you guys call a great experience, please let me know. I'd really like to know so I don't waste my time trying to find an AMP that will be up to my expecations if none exist.
How I could better spend $190 to be relaxed...
$50 - Chicken Wings and a few beers with a couple of buddies.
$50 - Half & Half with a cute SW (they do exist -- IE: Dawn)
$80 - one hour massage from a very good licensed massage therapist who does an excellent job.
$0 - shower and jacuzzi dip at home
That leaves $10 change still in my pocket and I have spent at almost a half a day on myself having a good time and relaxing instead of 45 minutes at the AMP.
Am I expecting too much???
I had a hankerin for some asain & time was a bit tight (BT) is about 20min from the casa. I called to see if June was back & Mammasan said Jenni (? Sp) was there. When I got there I asked Mamma for her to do TS (not only are you thoroughly cleaned you damn near get a massage in the TS) she seemed very pleased that I really wanted her for this. Then to the room & excellent service as per usual. Question, anyone seen the blonde Nicole that advertises on BP as HygiaMassage. Probably not the right thread, but thought I'd asked just in case one of you guys had seen her. Even if it's a totally legit massage, $49 for 60min isn't bad, as long as it a good quality massage. If I don't hear anything soon I may have to TOFT.
Be Safe,
Golodstien57
I don't believe the AMP girls ever get nekkid for the table shower. That seemed like a good idea to me and my first few visits I tried to bribe them into doing that, but no dice. I imagine that in case some cops come in, they don't want to be caught in that condition. I have a wealthy buddy over in Miami and he has tried throwing up to 4 hundred bux around in the AMPS and he can't get much more out of them than you did.
The rest of your report sounds typical to me.