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[QUOTE=HappyGardener]I would tend to disagree. I think of 3 places in Chinatown that I can get FS right now. This poster would also tend to have better luck with younger Asian girls by going to the Asian apts, which of course what Thai Palace and Taj Mahal are. It totally depends on if you are comfortable with that scene or not.[/QUOTE]Woah Thai Palace is an apt? I thought it was an AMP! I am getting confused :P. But I've been to apts so they're usually fine with me.
Forgot to ask- are the girls in the Thai Palace CL ads real girls from there or just models?
Visited a new city Apartment from an ad in craigs
A RELAXING UNRUSHED SENSUAL MASSAGE IS JUST WHAT YOU NEED! LET SEXY ME HELP YOU WITH YOUR STRESS! I ENJOY WHAT I DO AND I'VE AMAZING HANDS!! ALL MY SESSIONS ARE PRIVATE ONE-ON-ONE WITH NO INTERUPTIONS JUST YOU HAVING A GREAT TIME! ENJOY DELUXXXE PAMPERING BY ME........
HOUR : 9AM - 12MIDNIGHT (INCALLS ONLY)
RATES : 160 / 60MIN
PHONE : 773;641;2126
Fullerton and Ashland
Typical setup and service. 3 call system. The girl I met Michelle was not the girl pictured in the ad. But she was a friendly compact spinner.
Face: 6-7
Nice Bs nice nipples.
Body 7-8
Massage 4
Service 7
usual price.
She did allow kissing and DATY which was nice. Wouldn't say that she lived up to the hype in the ad but overall a good experience with a nice girl.
Her English was pretty weak so she didn't press the conversation portion of the appointment.
About the same type of deal as Thai Palace although some of the TP girls have been very good looking.
For you new guys who are agonizing over whether to take the plunge, a sure thing for 160 is a better deal than getting a major upsell or shut out at an AMP.
- pt
Uhm, Yea
Honestly, Its the Best in town. Younger girls, Always the same type, And the same setup. I've never had a bad time there. Is there run around worth it, Yes it is, deal with it until they know you, then your all good.
They girls get rotated every 10-14 days, and I have not seen below a 7 yett.
The AMPs are hard to feel out sometimes, You think somethings on the menu and you get shut down, so you leave ready to go somewhere else to get the job done, then you already wasted money on the first massage. If I wanted a Good massage, I wouldn't goto a AMP.
I just wish we had some euro apts that were on par with the asians.
And Lately CL has been a bust with alot of women on Bullpoop, I booked a 1pm with a girl today, told me to call when I was there, so I called 5 mins before she told me to call, and she was like uhm I'm confused didn't you call me 5 mins ago, Uhm no, I'm where you told me to call you from, and waiting on you, and drove 45mins here. I told you 1pm and here you are double booking appts. Why do you even take appts then. She said I will call you back in 5 mins, Guess what its 35mins later.
[QUOTE=Deizel5]Forgot to ask- are the girls in the Thai Palace CL ads real girls from there or just models?[/QUOTE]In my experience they are. Some even have reviews on a major escort review site.
Yeah, that was BS. Long story short is that I have been dying for a great hour full body form a trained mt. Stress and all. Lisuias is in walking distance. So I call to see who is available tonight, sort of hoping for Lucy. Julia was the only one availbale for non VIP so I booked an hour never having seen her before. Now this girl looked soemwhere between Hillary Duff and Avril Levive. Petite, and very cute. Some might say stunning. I'm on the table thinking, here we go again, zero massage skills, she's just another VIP girl or a I'll "trained" therapist. ON the flip I'm still covered and just kind of hoping this turns into a vip, because the massage is kind of going nowhere.
And that was kind of it accept for a few "teasing" acceptions which you can PM me for.
I did however get a table shower which I never had before. I was fully exposed on the flip. Someone was going to be fully exposed for this session, damn it!
Anyway, I do feel pretty good after, so it wasn't a total loss.
Here we go.
Looks: 9.5-9.75 I dont usually like blonds but brunettes have not been treating me well lately. If you like em little, you will be floored. She may be in the running for best looking provider i have ever had.
Massage: 4-5..if its going to be legit, it better be great. the first couple I had with Lucy and Maria was like taking good shrooms...(the after effect anyway)
attitude: 9
extras: 0
Overall experience: 7
I think the home work assignment for those who enjoy this place is to find out if she does VIP, and save us a few bucks. I think she was mentioned in posts about seinna. Could be the same gal.
Good luck, and God speed.
JC
Well I was CL Whoring earlier today and wanted to see a Nice latin girl with a Northside Incall in chicago area. Well I was literally blown the Fk off for my 1pm appt. Called at 1220 asked my name, Gave it, Asked if she was free for 1pm she said yes, call when you get to the area. So 12:53 make the call, I was like this is ****** and I'm here for the 1pm where do I come. She was like I thought you didn't have a cell phone, I was like uhm no, WHO doesn't have a cell phone in 08, so she was like uhm I'm confused, and some other stuff, then said well I'm just getting a room, so I will call you back in 10 mins. Guess what, NO CALL BACK.
So, I wait a little, try her again, Nadda. Now I'm a little upset. So I go about some business I had to do, try her again about an hr later, Figure I'll give her another shot, No answer, Grab my trusty back up Pre pay celly, 3 rings and an answer. I ask if she is available and she was like at 6 I am free would you like an appt, So I said well lets see I had a 1pm appt, and you blew me off after driving 40 mins to see you, and wasting gas, Now you want me to schedule another appt, Go stick it in your ass. If your going to be a Hoe, At least be a Smart hoe. She was quiet on the phone, I know she was there cause I heard background noise. And then I hung up.
So I did a little searching and came across some other latin Beautys, Brings me to Lawrence and Kedzie. Should of did some USASG research like I always do, BUT I didn't. Arrived at M22. Walked to the 2nd floor and was greeted by some guy, Cameras all over, Looked a little freaky, and weird like a sting, It wasnt though. There was a dog running around, bills all over the counter, money being counted, Just all ODD. Was asked if I was looking for anyone particular, I responded no. Well I should of been a little better on that, Cause I got a 3. Bigger, Husky type girl. I was like isn't there anyone else, she was like I'm the only free one at this time. Get into the massage room, Says to get undressed and lay down, Comes in 2mins later and Basted me like a turkey with baby oil, I couldn't even ask about the table shower that they said was included on the ad and on the phone call. So I get the usual, Have you been here before, what do you do, Yadda yadda yadda. Then I get told, I swear to god 3 mins into the hand to back touching to Flip. Now I'm like Lost, And saying what is Going on, so she grabs my hand and literally throws it towards her ass, Asks me what I want, 300 f 200 be 100 h. I said are you fucking crazy, I'm not paying you that much. So she started to haggle, By like 10. 00 down, I said not gonna happen. So we settled on 90. 00 for a b, She then told me why would I come there, Knowing what I was looking for with no money, I said Honey, Theres a BIG diffrence on going somewhere and spending money on something you like, Then to go somewhere and realize your literally getting taken. She didn't like that too much. (I was on a roll today, Must of been leap year). So she left, came back and got to business, Finished, Handed me 4 paper towels, and said throw that in the garbage. And left the room. On the way out I noticed some Cuties, But I didn't even wanna ask. I really felt like being confrontational about it, But said screw it. Oh and BTW she didn't even remove an article of clothing, Not that I wanted her to.
I didn't know what to say, nor to who. So I left, and vowed to write a review.
IMHO the AMP's are the place to go. If you are a "seasoned" monger at these places you will get what you want. Personally I like the ones where English skills are very limited.
However, from what I have experienced it usually goes downhill after 5-6 visits because now they know you and what you want. I hold the line on tips and sometimes I may get marked as "cheap".
Further, I would agree that the quality has gone down hill, but.......I still go!
[QUOTE=SpokenOne69]IMHO the AMP's are the place to go. If you are a "seasoned" monger at these places you will get what you want. Personally I like the ones where English skills are very limited.
However, from what I have experienced it usually goes downhill after 5-6 visits because now they know you and what you want. I hold the line on tips and sometimes I may get marked as "cheap".
Further, I would agree that the quality has gone down hill, but.......I still go![/QUOTE]Well said So69.
One thing I will say from my POV, is that the service for me is better than ever.
Their looks, no. If they ***** about tips, I tell them that the other girls or spas would be very happy to have a regular like me, and maybe I should go there from now on. Believe me, they all understand more that they let on, and will not let you go. Asian girls are driven by money, and only money in their business. I said "business" because that is all we are to them. With very few exceptions.
I do still go to the AMPS in Chinatown, but I would say that, anymore, the majority of my visits are to the Asian Apts, and to some providers that are freelance. The quality is better, the turnover of workers is faster, and I am guarenteed FS as opposed to the hit or miss AMPS. Most the apts I go to do not advertise and are certainly not on CL. Sometimes I am the only white guy in the place. I go to the apts for the same reason I get coffee at the same place every morning; I know what I am going to get when I walk in the door.
[QUOTE=HappyGardener]I do still go to The AMPS in Chinatown, but I would say the majority of my visits anymore are to the Asian Apts. The quality is better, the turnover faster, and I am guarenteed FS as opposed to the hit or miss AMPS. Most the apts I go to do not advertise and are certainly not on CL. Sometimes I am the only white guy in the place.[/QUOTE]Where can I find the Asian apts that you speak of that are not advertised?
[QUOTE=Juggy Gales]Well I was CL Whoring earlier today and wanted to see a Nice latin girl with a Northside Incall in chicago area. Well I was literally blown the Fk off for my 1pm appt. Called at 1220 asked my name, Gave it, Asked if she was free for 1pm she said yes, call when you get to the area. So 12:53 make the call, I was like this is ****** and I'm here for the 1pm where do I come. She was like I thought you didn't have a cell phone, I was like uhm no, WHO doesn't have a cell phone in 08, so she was like uhm I'm confused, and some other stuff, then said well I'm just getting a room, so I will call you back in 10 mins. Guess what, NO CALL BACK.
So, I wait a little, try her again, Nadda. Now I'm a little upset. So I go about some business I had to do, try her again about an hr later, Figure I'll give her another shot, No answer, Grab my trusty back up Pre pay celly, 3 rings and an answer. I ask if she is available and she was like at 6 I am free would you like an appt, So I said well lets see I had a 1pm appt, and you blew me off after driving 40 mins to see you, and wasting gas, Now you want me to schedule another appt, Go stick it in your ass. If your going to be a Hoe, At least be a Smart hoe. She was quiet on the phone, I know she was there cause I heard background noise. And then I hung up.
So I did a little searching and came across some other latin Beautys, Brings me to Lawrence and Kedzie. Should of did some USASG research like I always do, BUT I didn't. Arrived at M22. Walked to the 2nd floor and was greeted by some guy, Cameras all over, Looked a little freaky, and weird like a sting, It wasnt though. There was a dog running around, bills all over the counter, money being counted, Just all ODD. Was asked if I was looking for anyone particular, I responded no. Well I should of been a little better on that, Cause I got a 3. Bigger, Husky type girl. I was like isn't there anyone else, she was like I'm the only free one at this time. Get into the massage room, Says to get undressed and lay down, Comes in 2mins later and Basted me like a turkey with baby oil, I couldn't even ask about the table shower that they said was included on the ad and on the phone call. So I get the usual, Have you been here before, what do you do, Yadda yadda yadda. Then I get told, I swear to god 3 mins into the hand to back touching to Flip. Now I'm like Lost, And saying what is Going on, so she grabs my hand and literally throws it towards her ass, Asks me what I want, 300 f 200 be 100 h. I said are you fucking crazy, I'm not paying you that much. So she started to haggle, By like 10. 00 down, I said not gonna happen. So we settled on 90. 00 for a b, She then told me why would I come there, Knowing what I was looking for with no money, I said Honey, Theres a BIG diffrence on going somewhere and spending money on something you like, Then to go somewhere and realize your literally getting taken. She didn't like that too much. (I was on a roll today, Must of been leap year). So she left, came back and got to business, Finished, Handed me 4 paper towels, and said throw that in the garbage. And left the room. On the way out I noticed some Cuties, But I didn't even wanna ask. I really felt like being confrontational about it, But said screw it. Oh and BTW she didn't even remove an article of clothing, Not that I wanted her to.
I didn't know what to say, nor to who. So I left, and vowed to write a review.[/QUOTE]
Obviously you had a few negative experiences here. However, I have to admit to having a bit of a smug response to reading your story. The whole business of mongering is dirty. It's full of idiots, dumbshits, and crooks. Oh, yes, there are gems too. But the fact remains our hobby attracts the lowest forms of life society has to offer.
As hobbyists, we need to realize on the whole we're not dealing with established, well-respected businesses who care about their clientele. Men are very vulnerable in this activity and we get taken, lied to, cheated, robbed, etc. When you find a good thing enjoy it. When you get taken advantage of or find yourself dealing with a crook or idiot then move on. You'll save yourself a lot of aggravation if you do.
So I'm curious have any of you guys had a Tantric massage and are you getting more than the usual handshake? PM me if you know a decent provider, I've been looking at a few on CL and wanted to get out of the same old AMP rut and try something different.
Cheers and happy mongering...
[QUOTE=SpokenOne69]IMHO the AMP's are the place to go. If you are a "seasoned" monger at these places you will get what you want. Personally I like the ones where English skills are very limited.
However, from what I have experienced it usually goes downhill after 5-6 visits because now they know you and what you want. I hold the line on tips and sometimes I may get marked as "cheap".
Further, I would agree that the quality has gone down hill, but.......I still go![/QUOTE]
Being a regular customer is a good way to know the place, but I wouldn't visit the same therapist 5-6 times.
[QUOTE=Juggy Gales]Well I was literally blown the Fk off for my 1pm appt. [...][/QUOTE]Great report, sorry about your bad day. That's truly the essence of TOFTT. We all do it sooner or later. I am curious, though, why not name names on the blow-off?