Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=TheBenster;3596551]Hi all!

I'm from Italy and new in the area (FV). I've been around in Europe a lot and enjoy a good massage with an exciting HJ. I'm trying to get through your abbreviations and reports. Thank you, that helps a lot!

Is there a place nearby that offers a good massage and HJ only? What costs should I expect? Where I come from 60 min for $ 80 incl. Tip is standard.[/QUOTE]Have been in these two places last week. Massage / rub were okay, but not mind blowing. Total damage $90-100 each, which I found a little too much for the service. Also these places where kind of cold. Still waiting for some hints in the area with good prices and service.

Well P&C wellness is off my goto list now, got the old, grumpy, overpriced masseuse too many times. Sakura in CM has been my spot lately, good massage and finish, I never understand their names though, LOL.

A question for you pros who I've learned so much from. Where can a good looking younger guy meet Asian girls <30? I love the parlors, but I'm ready to try something more but have no idea where to start!

So I've been hitting up the backpages, and I ran across this [URL]http://orangecounty.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/99-new-client-special-tiana-real-pictures-or-it-s-free/146000142[/URL].

Has anyone ever tried her out before? Mostly curious since I don't think I've ever run across one of her ads before.

I went there just because of the convenient location while I have an hour to kill. I knew it was non-erotic, listed as such on our sponsor Rubmaps.

A senior woman, obviously the owner, greeted me and took my money. Obviously, they don't have many clients at the time. She called in a masseuse for me but offered me a woman for 10 minutes that was already there waiting for her client to arrive.

The room is well lit so I can see that the room is clean with white towels. But the strange thing is that I found a filter sheet on the face hole when I went on to the massage table. Well, it wasn't a filter, but a cover sheet for doctors' examination tables and massage tables, covering the whole table on top of white bedsheets or maybe towels. It was the non-woven type of paper that is soft and looks like lace that you can see through. It doesn't look like waterproof but it could be if that's used on doctors' examination tables.

I looked it up and it isn't cheap, costing 50 c to a dollar for each sheet. At the time my first question is, do they change sheets? Or they offer the sheet as an ADDITIONAL protection against the bedsheets and towels after laundry?

Since I got woman #1 for 10 min, I took a good look at her but couldn't see her face with the light at the back of the head. But she fitted in a tight jean. Even though I said medium she caused me pain when she twisted her fist on my neck. I know it's good stuff so I tried to tolerate that. The owner came in shortly after her as if to guard me against sexual harassment. She blamed #1 for putting the tiny towel on my butt the wrong way. #1 explained that it was me who did it, not her fault. It was a tiny towel on top a big towel so I took the top one and put it on my butt. I think she was supposed to use the big towel.

#2 came in about 15 minutes. Immediately she complained about the oil, or that #1 did it wrong with the oil. She turned on the tap every 2 minutes to rinse her hands and used the water for whatever reason. It could be oil but it felt like soap and water rubbing on me. You feel heat with oil but I felt cold with the soap and water. Fortunately, she covered me with a big thick towel for the half she wasn't rubbing. The feeling is bad like taking a shower without enough soap and water.

If that's not bad enough she massaged my neck wetting my hair around the hairline. Worst, she gave me a face massage rubbing every inch of my face with her drippy hand wet with something I didn't know about. The smell of cheap soap reminded me it was still there after she rubbed my face.

The strong short bursts of hissing sound of the tap gave me PTSD!

The massage wasn't bad and I almost had to tell her to stop grinding my muscle; the pain was almost too good to withstand.

I wasn't cleaned up with hot towels before the flip. It would be disgusting if they don't change bed sheets. And more disgusting if she let me go home with whatever on my body. She rubbed my chest, stomach, legs and toes thoroughly. It felt a little disgusting when she rubbed my face the same way she rubbed my face.

Finally she cleaned me with a big hot towel on both sides. So I had to flip again for her to wipe my bottom like a baby. Then she got down face to face with me and told me her name. I got a good look at her face. I knew she was older but with that face, not again.

I thought the soap mixture smells but not that bad. I didn't feel terrible driving home because at least I wasn't dripping wet. But my hair was wett and awkward.

[QUOTE=Friendlylurker;3617293]Well P&C wellness is off my goto list now, got the old, grumpy, overpriced masseuse too many times. Sakura in CM has been my spot lately, good massage and finish, I never understand their names though, LOL.

A question for you pros who I've learned so much from. Where can a good looking younger guy meet Asian girls <30? I love the parlors, but I'm ready to try something more but have no idea where to start![/QUOTE]Try Mansion nightclub in CM after 10 pm. There are tons of young asian chicks there. Just dress nice and buy them drinks.

Anyone ever have a masseuse refuse a tip?

Me neither. Til today.

Was out and about and hit up both Honey Spa & Top 10 today. Both were huge successes. But I was still feeling a bit frisky, so I ventured up to Emerald since I had read here that the ladies there were cute and very accommodating. Sure enough I walk in and am greeted by a very hot little blonde number. I think her name was Kelly. Great tight little bod, cute face, somewhere in the late 20's / early 30's I'd guess (we are all so bad at estimating Asian women's ages, LOL). I ask if she is my masseuse and she confirms. Pay $50 for 45 min. She starts off great. Soft massage w / oil and some teasing, tho she never actually touches the goods. I have to ask for the flip (bad sign) and on the flip we start talking. She asks what other AMP's I visit and I tell her. She asks why I visited Emerald, and I tell her that there is good word online about the place. She tells me that other customers have shared with her the different forums where her "spa" is discussed. Uh oh. She tells me that she is a little concerned that so much intel is out there. She is rubbing my legs but no further action is happening so I ask if she is interested in "completing the mission". She has no clue what to do and when I tell her that I will show her, she declines and I let it go. I tell her that I will just head down the street after she's done with me to another AMP to get my SKO. Funny, because 99.99% of these women will accept my tutelage since a big fat tip is on the line, lol. Whatever. I get dressed and as I'm leaving I reach into my wallet to give her a small tip and she says she doesn't want a tip. She tells me to give it to the girl that you are going to see who will give you what you want. And she said it in earnestness, not in bitterness or anger. She almost renewed my faith in humanity. Almost.... ;D

Anyone ever have anything like that happen before? It sure was a first for me.

[QUOTE=Lovergrrl;3618210]Anyone ever have a masseuse refuse a tip?

Me neither. Til today.

Was out and about and hit up both Honey Spa & Top 10 today. Both were huge successes. But I was still feeling a bit frisky, so I ventured up to Emerald since I had read here that the ladies there were cute and very accommodating. Sure enough I walk in and am greeted by a very hot little blonde number. I think her name was Kelly. Great tight little bod, cute face, somewhere in the late 20's / early 30's I'd guess (we are all so bad at estimating Asian women's ages, LOL). I ask if she is my masseuse and she confirms. Pay $50 for 45 min. She starts off great. Soft massage w / oil and some teasing, tho she never actually touches the goods. I have to ask for the flip (bad sign) and on the flip we start talking. She asks what other AMP's I visit and I tell her. She asks why I visited Emerald, and I tell her that there is good word online about the place. She tells me that other customers have shared with her the different forums where her "spa" is discussed. Uh oh. She tells me that she is a little concerned that so much intel is out there. She is rubbing my legs but no further action is happening so I ask if she is interested in "completing the mission". She has no clue what to do and when I tell her that I will show her, she declines and I let it go. I tell her that I will just head down the street after she's done with me to another AMP to get my SKO. Funny, because 99.99% of these women will accept my tutelage since a big fat tip is on the line, lol. Whatever. I get dressed and as I'm leaving I reach into my wallet to give her a small tip and she says she doesn't want a tip. She tells me to give it to the girl that you are going to see who will give you what you want. And she said it in earnestness, not in bitterness or anger. She almost renewed my faith in humanity. Almost.... ;D

Anyone ever have anything like that happen before? It sure was a first for me.[/QUOTE]That's a first! I've seen Kelly, she gave a nice massage and release. Emerald has always been a reliable place for a good massage. Never had them negotiate for a tip there.

[QUOTE=Lovergrrl;3618210]Anyone ever have a masseuse refuse a tip?

Me neither. Til today.

Was out and about and hit up both Honey Spa & Top 10 today. Both were huge successes. But I was still feeling a bit frisky, so I ventured up to Emerald since I had read here that the ladies there were cute and very accommodating. Sure enough I walk in and am greeted by a very hot little blonde number. I think her name was Kelly. Great tight little bod, cute face, somewhere in the late 20's / early 30's I'd guess (we are all so bad at estimating Asian women's ages, LOL). I ask if she is my masseuse and she confirms. Pay $50 for 45 min. She starts off great. Soft massage w / oil and some teasing, tho she never actually touches the goods. I have to ask for the flip (bad sign) and on the flip we start talking. She asks what other AMP's I visit and I tell her. She asks why I visited Emerald, and I tell her that there is good word online about the place. She tells me that other customers have shared with her the different forums where her "spa" is discussed. Uh oh. She tells me that she is a little concerned that so much intel is out there. She is rubbing my legs but no further action is happening so I ask if she is interested in "completing the mission". She has no clue what to do and when I tell her that I will show her, she declines and I let it go. I tell her that I will just head down the street after she's done with me to another AMP to get my SKO. Funny, because 99.99% of these women will accept my tutelage since a big fat tip is on the line, lol. Whatever. I get dressed and as I'm leaving I reach into my wallet to give her a small tip and she says she doesn't want a tip. She tells me to give it to the girl that you are going to see who will give you what you want. And she said it in earnestness, not in bitterness or anger. She almost renewed my faith in humanity. Almost.... ;D

Anyone ever have anything like that happen before? It sure was a first for me.[/QUOTE]I had one that was separated. She was new to the biz, when we first met, we clicked and FS ensued. She accepted a tip the first time. On my return visit, we got into it again. Upon leaving, I slipped the same amount into her hand. This time she gave it back to me and refused to take it. She told me that she enjoyed my company and she didn't feel comfortable accepting money for Our actions. I only paid the house fee each time. I made several more visits before she told me she was going back to her husband.

I'm currently seeing another married provider. The deal with her may not be as sweet. She will take whatever amount I have to give her. I've given as little as 30 for an FS session. I am still seeing this hidden gem.

[QUOTE=Caribe;3618340]I had one that was separated. She was new to the biz, when we first met, we clicked and FS ensued. She accepted a tip the first time. On my return visit, we got into it again. Upon leaving, I slipped the same amount into her hand. This time she gave it back to me and refused to take it. She told me that she enjoyed my company and she didn't feel comfortable accepting money for Our actions. I only paid the house fee each time. I made several more visits before she told me she was going back to her husband.

I'm currently seeing another married provider. The deal with her may not be as sweet. She will take whatever amount I have to give her. I've given as little as 30 for an FS session. I am still seeing this hidden gem.[/QUOTE]I had pretty much the same experience but mine morphed into a 10-year relationship. I still paid her for massages but she cooked for me and gave me FS all the time. Refused any money except for her professional services. When I moved to Vegas I did not see her for nearly a year. I went back after all that time and she now reluctantly accepted cash for FS. I guess people are unpredictable but they all want to be respected.

Only person to ever refuse a tip for me was a mamasan LOL. I usually give even bills since some place are like 25,30, 35,45, 50, etc. And I hate carrying 5's and 10's. One time a mamasan insisted, and I mean insisted, on giving me change back. We almost fought over it lmao damn language barriers.

Hi! First time poster. I been lurking the thread for the past few weeks, and I finally got over my nervousness and went to my first AMP. I picked Emerald off of Katella in Orange, since other posters have spoken highly of the place. As a newbie, I was freaking out a bit since they have a bunch of notices in the front about asking for extras, but I decided since I was already there the least I can do is get some sort of massage.

Desk girl showed me to a room, I got undressed, and Mimi walked into the room. Some small talk occurred but I couldn't stop looking at her body; looked pretty fit wearing a skin-tight black dress. We had some small talk while she gave me a hard pressure massage (I. E. Walked on my back a bit, she kept commenting about how hard my back was). One thing I found is that it's hard to get, uh, prepped, while face down? Or is that only a problem I have. ?

Anyways, got the flip, got some oil, and off to the races. She took off everything, let me wander a bit (but no FIV), rubbed up against me a little bit (nuru? But I was under the assumption that nuru was her getting all oiled up too and rubbing against me but whatever) but it took me a while to finish. She remarked about how she was getting tired (whoops), maybe I had stage fright? Finally finished, paid. 6 to the house, . 9 tip to Mimi. She mentioned that next time I swing by that she's recommend some other girls, but I'm not sure if that's a good thing or bad thing. I wonder if I paid too much?

Even so I had a good time and I can't complain; I'm still not sure how to ask for specific extras (BBBJ?) so I just kinda went with the flow. Also, how do you prevent the awkward fumbling of tip money in the middle of the massage. ?

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[QUOTE=Friendlylurker;3617293]Well P&C wellness is off my goto list now, got the old, grumpy, overpriced masseuse too many times. Sakura in CM has been my spot lately, good massage and finish, I never understand their names though, LOL.

A question for you pros who I've learned so much from. Where can a good looking younger guy meet Asian girls <30? I love the parlors, but I'm ready to try something more but have no idea where to start![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Unusable;3619102]Hi! First time poster. I been lurking the thread for the past few weeks, and I finally got over my nervousness and went to my first AMP. I picked Emerald off of Katella in Orange, since other posters have spoken highly of the place. As a newbie, I was freaking out a bit since they have a bunch of notices in the front about asking for extras, but I decided since I was already there the least I can do is get some sort of massage.

Desk girl showed me to a room, I got undressed, and Mimi walked into the room. Some small talk occurred but I couldn't stop looking at her body; looked pretty fit wearing a skin-tight black dress. We had some small talk while she gave me a hard pressure massage (I. E. Walked on my back a bit, she kept commenting about how hard my back was). One thing I found is that it's hard to get, uh, prepped, while face down? Or is that only a problem I have. ?

Anyways, got the flip, got some oil, and off to the races. She took off everything, let me wander a bit (but no FIV), rubbed up against me a little bit (nuru? But I was under the assumption that nuru was her getting all oiled up too and rubbing against me but whatever) but it took me a while to finish. She remarked about how she was getting tired (whoops), maybe I had stage fright? Finally finished, paid. 6 to the house, . 9 tip to Mimi. She mentioned that next time I swing by that she's recommend some other girls, but I'm not sure if that's a good thing or bad thing. I wonder if I paid too much?

Even so I had a good time and I can't complain; I'm still not sure how to ask for specific extras (BBBJ?) so I just kinda went with the flow. Also, how do you prevent the awkward fumbling of tip money in the middle of the massage. ?[/QUOTE]HJ finish should be. 6 tip max. Please don't ever tip that much again. You're ruining it for the rest of us. . 9 tip is BJ territory and even that is pushing it.

[QUOTE=Unusable;3619102]As a newbie, I was freaking out a bit since they have a bunch of notices in the front about asking for extras...[/QUOTE]That's just legal BS. I was just at a place that had a sign saying this is a legal establishment and under no circumstances will sexual blah blah blah. After massage, first thing lady asks me is.

"You want anything more?

"Well yes, of course. ".

"OK, 20,40, or 100. ".

"I'll take the 100 option. ".

So much for all that blah blah blah.

[QUOTE=Unusable;3619102]I'm still not sure how to ask for specific extras (BBBJ?) so I just kinda went with the flow. Also, how do you prevent the awkward fumbling of tip money in the middle of the massage.[/QUOTE]For first time seeing a girl, I wouldn't ask for BB right away as you risk pissing her off and getting a lesser experience (just ask some dude in the LA section recently who asked for BB right away at HT). In general, if it's on the menu, she'll tell you (try Lambert Acu). But if you have to ask, wait till you're both fully nekkid and in the act of something and ask her something simple -- like "can I suck your tits?" See how she responds. See how nasty she is and if she says yes to other things or no without getting too offended, go ahead and ask.

Don't worry about fumbling money, it happens. I don't bring my wallet inside. There are some reports on here where these greedy hos downright try to look through your wallets! I keep only 60 in my pants pocket and another 60 in an inner jacket pocket in case I get one of those hos that persist on asking "how much you got?" I just say, "enough. " Never say how much you have. If all you get is a BJ, give her the 60 from your pants pocket and say that's all you got. If you had said you had 120 that ho would expect all of it. Now if the ho says her price instead, like say 80 (typical CBJ) or 140 (typical CFS), just say you only have 60 or 120. You will have to fumble money. You can also keep another 20 or 40 in another pocket in case you had so much fun you feel she was worth tipping more. I once had a young pretty asian spinner chick who didn't rush me, told me not to rush in fact, and oh what sexual positions we didn't try lmao. It was so fun I felt like I was a porn star we just kept going at it like energizer bunnies hahaha. In cases like that you might want to tip a little more.

Thanks for the tips. I was thinking too much with the wrong head; I'll probably try some other joints in the meanwhile. Sounds like I should be hunting for a provider I like and becoming repeat rather than bouncing around different joints. Not trying to ruin it for everybody, so hopefully I can help out more in the future.