Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=GoodWill123;7000707]Ok quick poll: AMP lady sticks her finger in your ass during a hand job. Does anyone actually really enjoy this?

I'm with cautious Ted and slam T on something. I prefer FS shops, as the classic HE just doesn't seem to have it's appeal to me anymore, unless it's with a really attractive "therapist. " As another friend of mine on here says, "the thrill of the hunt " some times makes it worthwhile too.

But last week, just for shits and giggles, I visited an HE shop. During the stroking, she stuck her index finger in my ass, which I don't particularly enjoy. And she had these long nails, which kind of hurt, and started cork screwing it. I'm like "lady, please no. I don't need that. " She obliges which is fine. Then proceeds to stroke my monument with the hand she just stuck in my ass. Honestly I was too tired to complain about it so I just let it go so I could focus on the main event.

Then later I got to thinking about it. How many AMP women actually wash their hands in between customers. And even if they do, how many are cleaning underneath their nails, because that's where the shit is.

I love this hobby, but that's not one of my favorite attributes, LOL.

Anyway, I was just thinking about it, and I had nothing better to do and wanted to complain about it. Have a great night everybody.[/QUOTE]Just like my tequila, clean, neat and I will have two. Three if they are small. Drink up.

First time it happened, I was into it just for the kink factor. If they just rub around it and then right when I get ready to pop, go up to the 1st, even 2nd knuckle, it can be enjoyable. I was out in Las Vegas earlier this year and went to an AMP, the provider was extremely pretty and young. Tight little body. I negotiated and it went down from there. She stripped, my gawd this gilrs body was incredible. Then, she pulled out a spray bottle and wipes, I felt like I was in a doctors office. No passion, no flirting. Then out came the cover! I specifically asked for BBBJ, she played the language barrier. Then, she slid on a blue latex glove that looked like my wife uses to do the dishes with and jammed her finger up my ass. It fucking hurt, I think whe went in dry! LOL. I finally asked her to stop, between that and the covered BJ, it was a buzzkill. Asked to fuck her and got the $300 more B. S. ended up having to jack myself off while she licked and sucked my nipples while I FIV. Defintely not worth the $$. AND, my ass hurt the next morning!!

[QUOTE=GoodWill123;7000707]Ok quick poll: AMP lady sticks her finger in your ass during a hand job. Does anyone actually really enjoy this?

I'm with cautious Ted and slam T on something. I prefer FS shops, as the classic HE just doesn't seem to have it's appeal to me anymore, unless it's with a really attractive "therapist. " As another friend of mine on here says, "the thrill of the hunt " some times makes it worthwhile too.

But last week, just for shits and giggles, I visited an HE shop. During the stroking, she stuck her index finger in my ass, which I don't particularly enjoy. And she had these long nails, which kind of hurt, and started cork screwing it. I'm like "lady, please no. I don't need that. " She obliges which is fine. Then proceeds to stroke my monument with the hand she just stuck in my ass. Honestly I was too tired to complain about it so I just let it go so I could focus on the main event.

Then later I got to thinking about it. How many AMP women actually wash their hands in between customers. And even if they do, how many are cleaning underneath their nails, because that's where the shit is.

I love this hobby, but that's not one of my favorite attributes, LOL.

Anyway, I was just thinking about it, and I had nothing better to do and wanted to complain about it. Have a great night everybody.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ceenote;6999684]Has a nyone else noticed that their music soundtrack includes the song Baby Shark?

Before the fun started, Vicky was putting me through the alcohol wipe down when I noticed it. I think I mumbled something like WTF is that Baby Shark? Naturally she didn't understand. I tried to just wave it off as unimportant, but then she has to get up to retrieve her phone. Once she sees my translated question on her phone, she just giggles and nods her head yes.[/QUOTE]It gives them the rhythm for a smooth happy ending.

I'm with you, Will: NO fingers or anything else in my ass, please!

Over the years, I've experienced a few Asian providers offering PM but I've always declined. Once, in Warren at the legendary, and sadly now closed, Tiger Spa, Cherry spent extra time cleaning my ass during the TS. Back in the room, she worked a little PM action at a strategic moment. Can't tell you why but I’m that one instance I found it enjoyable. Not over the top pleasurable like some guys report but worth trying exactly once.

In general, I don't mind playing with a chick's ass but regard my own as being gross and off limits! Never thought I'd be writing about that, hah!

[QUOTE=GoodWill123;7000707]Ok quick poll: AMP lady sticks her finger in your ass during a hand job. Does anyone actually really enjoy this?

I'm with cautious Ted and slam T on something. I prefer FS shops, as the classic HE just doesn't seem to have it's appeal to me anymore, unless it's with a really attractive "therapist. " As another friend of mine on here says, "the thrill of the hunt " some times makes it worthwhile too.

But last week, just for shits and giggles, I visited an HE shop. During the stroking, she stuck her index finger in my ass, which I don't particularly enjoy. And she had these long nails, which kind of hurt, and started cork screwing it. I'm like "lady, please no. I don't need that. " She obliges which is fine. Then proceeds to stroke my monument with the hand she just stuck in my ass. Honestly I was too tired to complain about it so I just let it go so I could focus on the main event.

Then later I got to thinking about it. How many AMP women actually wash their hands in between customers. And even if they do, how many are cleaning underneath their nails, because that's where the shit is.

I love this hobby, but that's not one of my favorite attributes, LOL.

Anyway, I was just thinking about it, and I had nothing better to do and wanted to complain about it. Have a great night everybody.[/QUOTE]

Saw an ad posted for a "grand opening" on this one in Madeira.

Looks like its been around for years though per google. (name change?) but also don't recall reports on this one either.

[QUOTE=Chevy1020;7001557]Saw an ad posted for a "grand opening" on this one in Madeira.

Looks like its been around for years though per google. (name change?) but also don't recall reports on this one either.[/QUOTE]Seems like a poor location with Kroger in the same plaza and the Madeira Police station less than a mile away.

Several days ago.

After setting my appointment ahead of time with Mimi, I arrived at my scheduled time and was greeted at the door with huge hugs and big smiles. It's always a pleasure to see Mimi. A grab of my arm and off we went to the far room. I paid for the hour ($60) and got undressed while Mimi handles the money transaction. She entered the room and again greeted me with kisses, hugs and a big smile. Next the sanitization process and watched as she removed her little black dress. I never miss on an opportunity to see Mimi. She is my favorite and always shows me a good time. She is by far the best girl in the shop and as usual as our time was winding down, she told me she wanted me to see the new girl. I'm always happy to partake so she gets up, gets dressed and leaves the room. After a couple minutes the door opens and in walks Mimi with Julie. Have you guys seen Julie?

Very cute girl. Very tiny. After introductions, Mimi leaves and Julie was ready to get down to business. She stands in front of me as I was sitting on the edge of the table. She proceeds to pull down the top of her dress revealing her little titties but ample enough for me to nibble on. She asked me if I liked and I said of course. She was very responsive to my nipple nibbling. I could tell she enjoyed my nibbles. She asked if I wanted a massage, I replied no. She asked if I wanted boom boom and of course I do!

She proceed to undress and grabbed the sanitizer. After that she proceeded back to her place standing in front of me. Very cute indeed. With such small features she was surprising very curvy and very fit. I enjoyed her body and there was more than enough for me to grab a hold.

She started by dropping to her knees to lick my boys. As she worked her way up my shaft, she engulfed all of it and didn't have any gag flex reaction. Very admirable use of her tongue put me in a spot that I needed to move this session along otherwise I was going to blow. She looked at me and said she wanted to fuck me. Of course I would like that. She helped me lie down and then jump on the table with me. She put the cover down and the lowered herself into RCG. Very nice view and she knows how to move her small proportioned body. I asked to switch and she turned around for a CG ride. I love seeing her little titties bounce. It was more than enough. I then asked her what she liked most and she said doggie. To which I replied. Let's go. I got up from the table and she turned her back towards me. Nice little ass was inviting and as I entered she let out just of moan to suit the mood. Very responsive! I like it. The only music I could hear was the rhythmic slapping of her ass as I pounded it into oblivion. Very nice view and after a few minutes I couldn't take it anymore. I blew into the bag. As we were both exhausted, I lied back down on the table while she got up to start the cleaning process. After cleanup we chatted and kissed a little and shared a laugh about our sexcapades. Very cute girl guys. Very sweet and takes commands nicely. Very responsive to your needs. Totally recommend taking a visit. In 2 weeks she will be gone so get there soon.

[QUOTE=Chevy1020;7001557]Saw an ad posted for a "grand opening" on this one in Madeira.

Looks like its been around for years though per google. (name change?) but also don't recall reports on this one either.[/QUOTE]Bliss has been around for a while with an Asian owner who gives a very firm and strong massage with no hints of extras or at least that was my experience. Not surprised given the location.

I coincidentally drove by Wisteria today and saw the Open sign was turned on. I did not have time to stop. Has anyone had luck visiting this location? Last reports were that is was closed.

And a change of phone number. Gone is Oriental Accupressure.

It's now called Healing Hands Therapy Massage and the new number is (513) 866 0133.

I really like spring spa. All the girls have been great. It has become my go to place. Anna is amazing but haven't seen her in a little while.

[QUOTE=Hairy2;6993532]Anna at Spring is a good choice. Her endowment and attitude are suitable for a quality Russian experience.[/QUOTE]

Didn't get her name but pulled a younger chick at Sunflower last week. I would say she was mid twenties, massage was fairly decent nothing to write home about. She didn't seem to know what to do during the "teasing". She finally asked me to flip and motioned if I wanted HJ, went for FS, she didn't seem to enjoy it saying too big, finished quick and left. Her body was banging but kind of a bust personality wise.

I haven't seen any postings for the Man Cave, Rochelle / Rachelle, Stacy. Are they still around?

[QUOTE=AlphaTek1;7003206]I haven't seen any postings for the Man Cave, Rochelle / Rachelle, Stacy. Are they still around?[/QUOTE]Yes they are on skipthegames and had an ad there today.

For me, the answer depends entirely on whether it has been done with care or not. I have had this happen a couple of places. It is awesome when it is done right, and a real buzzkill if it is done hastily or carelessly. If you didn't ask for it, I suspect I know where you went haha. I don't like it enough to request it, but if she volunteers, and she's being careful, it's all good with me.

I will say that I'm extremely confident that they wash hands and scrub in between clients.

[QUOTE=GoodWill123;7000707]Ok quick poll: AMP lady sticks her finger in your ass during a hand job. Does anyone actually really enjoy this?

I'm with cautious Ted and slam T on something. I prefer FS shops, as the classic HE just doesn't seem to have it's appeal to me anymore, unless it's with a really attractive "therapist. " As another friend of mine on here says, "the thrill of the hunt " some times makes it worthwhile too.

But last week, just for shits and giggles, I visited an HE shop. During the stroking, she stuck her index finger in my ass, which I don't particularly enjoy. And she had these long nails, which kind of hurt, and started cork screwing it. I'm like "lady, please no. I don't need that. " She obliges which is fine. Then proceeds to stroke my monument with the hand she just stuck in my ass. Honestly I was too tired to complain about it so I just let it go so I could focus on the main event.

Then later I got to thinking about it. How many AMP women actually wash their hands in between customers. And even if they do, how many are cleaning underneath their nails, because that's where the shit is.

I love this hobby, but that's not one of my favorite attributes, LOL.

Anyway, I was just thinking about it, and I had nothing better to do and wanted to complain about it. Have a great night everybody.[/QUOTE]