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Don't know but looks like Ron is buying.
[QUOTE=Atlpersiandood;3016923]Hi fellas. When is this so-called next meetup? I just moved to Chicago from NYC and I'm looking to get into some trouble. Also don't really know anyone here and wouldn't mind chatting with some like-minded people. Who doesn't like Twin Peaks?[/QUOTE]
I moved to Chicago from New York twenty years ago. On a non-mongering note, Chicago is a great town with great people. The Twin Peaks in question is on Milwaukee Ave just south of Lake Cook road.
[QUOTE=Atlpersiandood;3016923]Hi fellas. When is this so-called next meetup? I just moved to Chicago from NYC and I'm looking to get into some trouble. Also don't really know anyone here and wouldn't mind chatting with some like-minded people. Who doesn't like Twin Peaks?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Jameson290;3015656]That's almost exactly what happened. So you can continue to create these imaginary scenarios in your head or read the posts. Also, when did I say the massage went an hour?
Anyways, I can reiterate: On the flip I touched her to let her know I was interested, she smiled and put up a 4, I said I only had 2 and she said next time more.
We negotiated and came to an agreement before proceeding. Please stop adding your own inferences and ask me more questions if you don't understand what all went down. You are adding things to the report that did not occur.[/QUOTE]Yes that is right, No Apology Here. You left very important facts about your report out, therefore it is easy to think of you as Pond Scum of the Earth. Suggest reread your input a few times before uploading your report next time.
[QUOTE=OldDog261;3012667]True, but when I deposit in my home area, I should expect to access my funds when traveling. [/QUOTE]Funds travel well. If you are serious participant in your home area, that seems to buy you a fair shake when traveling.
[QUOTE=OldDog261;3012667] Not asking much here, just a nudge in the right direction, I will take care of the rest. [/QUOTE]This thread and the EMP Chicago thread and the Waukegan / Gurnee massage parlor thread and the info on CLV and ERS in Belvidere.
There is enough info on these pages (if you can spend an hour or so) to veritably guarantee success.
[QUOTE=RonM;3016345]You're talking about a meeting at Twin Peaks? I'm in as long as there's no Cub Game at Wrigley. And I don't have any scheduled play time with any providers.[/QUOTE]Yeah, maybe that this time we will get more people that you, me, and PP.
Boys- well worth the price and trip. If you head down 55 do a little research and stop in. Seniors can PM for a better review.
[QUOTE=DaddyOne23;3017506]Yeah, maybe that this time we will get more people that you, me, and PP.[/QUOTE]Saturday August 20 or Sunday August 21 ok?
[QUOTE=RonM;3018500]Saturday August 20 or Sunday August 21 ok?[/QUOTE]No thanks.
Hi gents. I've wanted to join the hobby for a long time, but have been unable to get up the nerve. I've been reading the forum for months and you guys are a great help. I've learned what I can and I'm ready to take the plunge.
Most important to me are reliable service, average or above looks, Cauc / Latina, C cup or better (no bolt ons). Topless / nude B2 B with HE. Price not that important.
After much study of the forums, LT or BR Chicago seems to match my needs. Problem is, the girls seem to change a lot. So I'm not sure who is a good match. Any help would be very much appreciated. PM is fine. And I'll be sure to share. Thanks guys!
[QUOTE=TheTaxMan23;3019608]Hi gents. I've wanted to join the hobby for a long time, but have been unable to get up the nerve. I've been reading the forum for months and you guys are a great help. I've learned what I can and I'm ready to take the plunge.
Most important to me are reliable service, average or above looks, Cauc / Latina, C cup or better (no bolt ons). Topless / nude B2 B with HE. Price not that important.
After much study of the forums, LT or BR Chicago seems to match my needs. Problem is, the girls seem to change a lot. So I'm not sure who is a good match. Any help would be very much appreciated. PM is fine. And I'll be sure to share. Thanks guys![/QUOTE]If you've been reading the forum for months you'd know that you need to give to get. You should have some options by now, just go out and see what you can find.
-w.
[QUOTE=Wenger;3019984]If you've been reading the forum for months you'd know that you need to give to get. You should have some options by now, just go out and see what you can find.
-w.[/QUOTE]I agree. Taxman just take the plunge and see how it goes. LT uses real photos so you should have a good idea of what is in store. BR Chicago, I don't think use real photos all the time but generally are representative of what you get (maybe exaggerated a bit). Have fun and report back.
Been doing this a while like some of you boys. I usually don't share my info, but I need some advice on finding younger more attractive therapists. I'm sure they're out there, and I'm sure many of you (like me) know where some are and just aren't sharing. So, in that spirit.
Here's some overall AMP rules for you newbies out there:
* Walk in with your chin high looking straight ahead. Smile at the girls and talk a bit, but keep small talk to a minimum.
* When getting a massage, get completely naked and don't put the towel on. She probably will when she gets in, but that's not a deal breaker.
* Take a "wide stance" while laying where your legs and arms are right at. Or beyond. The edges of the table. This is the MOST IMPORTANT detail. When she's doing the massage, if she allows her body to press up against your hands / arms / legs, it's go time buddy. If she avoids them, no touching allowed.
* I FUCKING HATE OIL. The only purpose it serves is to caues me to get backne and have to take 30 showers and feel slimy. I immediately say "no oil" when I lay down. Some I will let use lotion, otherwise they can do it without oil or lotion (called a Beijing Massage).
* Bring cash. Never use a card. Don't be a dumbass. And don't spend more than you intend. Spending only cash and only taking out what you're willing to spend is the best way to do this.
* Feel free to ask for "the other" girl. I know a lot of you are probably not alpha males and are intimidated by the clam for sale here, but if you don't like the look of the therapist they give you. Ask if anyone else is working! If you're uncomfortable doing so, tell them you were there before and had a different girl and ask if she's there. If they ask her name, say "I will know if I see her. ".
Reports:
1 - Oki Spa, Chicago. This place is legendary for me. Emily specifically. Adorable young girl with braces (early 20's). First time there, she started rimming me and gave me a golden trombone. Best experience of my life. Also, at this place, a lot of times there are multiple girls up front sitting on the couch and you can pick one.
2 - Bamboo, Warrenville. Great place. First time there, older chubby lady who did nothing for me. She asked 3 x if I was a cop because I was so not interested in her massage. Second time, I drew Yun. She is probably the most talented I've ever had anywhere and that says a LOT. Great massage, got happy and sad twice. Wonderful time.
3 - Sun Massage, Chicago. Mostly legit, but very pretty providers and honestly the best therapeutic massages in the city IMO. Every once in a while you can get lucky, but largely DIY.
[QUOTE=RonM;3018500]Saturday August 20 or Sunday August 21 ok?[/QUOTE]Which location?
[QUOTE=JolieThornDog;3020335]Which location?[/QUOTE]Wheeling on Milwaukee Ave near Lake Cook Road.
I have more to share over PM for someone willing to share advice on younger talent in the area (Chicago or West or NW burbs are best). I like the shorter / petite style girls.