Massage Parlor Reports

Dude it was a joke.

[QUOTE=ScorpionOvem;4771239]I do not recommend this place at all. Massages you through a towel and no oil. No hint of extras and just a bad massage too.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TripJ;4771187]They are all over the place. Try Hong Massage in West Knox near Hooters but you have to enter through the back door.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=ScorpionOvem;4771239]I do not recommend this place at all. Massages you through a towel and no oil. No hint of extras and just a bad massage too.[/QUOTE]I've never been to an Asian massage parlor before. What would I need to do to get them to give me a little extra?

[QUOTE=Arawan69;4742212]Avoid this piece of trash. She, her incall, and her "massage" are not even worth the possible thought![/QUOTE]I'll second that. Total waste of time. Also she and the Arabian woman are now living together off Lovell Rd.

[QUOTE=MrBanana2000;4772005]I've never been to an Asian massage parlor before. What would I need to do to get them to give me a little extra?[/QUOTE]It's not that hard to figure out, but my experience was it took patience. The first place I went to years ago was a table shower (hint#1). Don't think you'll find that around Knox anymore. I went through several others that ended up being good massages with no extra, so it may take patience. Again, you won't find it around here.

[QUOTE=MrBanana2000;4772005]I've never been to an Asian massage parlor before. What would I need to do to get them to give me a little extra?[/QUOTE]It's very simple really. Just show them your badge.

Good one. LOL. Someone PM'd me and actually asked about the back door at Hong. Asked if there was a special knock that got you extras. 🤦8205;9794;65039;.

[QUOTE=Callmecrazy;4772322]It's very simple really. Just show them your badge.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MrBanana2000;4772005]I've never been to an Asian massage parlor before. What would I need to do to get them to give me a little extra?[/QUOTE]As a homosexual gentleman who be lovin rub and tugs for many a year (around this cuntry and around the world) here are some key identifiers. I will pretend like a pandemic is not occurring, just for fun.

1) As some other degenerate already mentioned, a table shower is a really good sign. Stay loose, be happy that they're touching your cock, balls and hairy asshole.

2) If they remove all covering, while massaging, that's another good sign. For example, you're face-down, they're working your lower body and just remove the towel all together. Don't over-react, just act like that's par for the course.

3) After the flip, they obviously glance over your cock. You are now good to go. My advice is to keep your mother fuckin hands to yourself, act like you've had sex before, keep your eyes closed and make them work a little.

They may grab your boner at some point and say "this ok? Or "wow, so big! Some bullshit to see if you are down or not. Continue playing it cool, congratulations you probably will get jacked-off for whatever tip you deem appropriate.

Where things may go sideways is if they clearly bring everything to a stop and start discussing "extras" (as us loser fuck-nuts like to call them) or "tips", or whatever the fuck. Now, the mood is somewhat killed AND you are going to probably give them more money than you would have liked. Sure, you can pay too much for a lousy lay, that is, when they push you away with their feet so you can't fuck deep. I wouldn't recommend it. Occasionally you can get a real nice covered blow job, but usually these grannies would rather spread and lay there than put in the effort for a blow job.

If a blow job is in the cards, AND the girl is fairly young / hot, maybe you can 69 and eat out that asshole. God darn! You've hit the lottery.

To conclude, don't go to AMPs to fuck. Probably not even to get a slob job. Go to AMPs to get a nice rub down and jacked off to completion, for a reasonable price.

Use dating apps to fuck for free.

Rose. Open, busy.

Massage Works. Not open.

Five Star. Open, takes same day appointments. It sounded like you could walk in.

Foot Spa. Not open, door has signs indicating closed for April.

Hong. Open.

Sherry. Open, as much as ever.

Odd older French woman who advertises in phone book. Answers phone and returns calls, but I have missed them.

Massage Therapy near WT. Open, appointment only, no same day appointments (Skye. Open if you can get her to respond. I wish she was less flaky and move available.

Seeks.

[QUOTE=SeeksEasy;4777327]Rose. Open, busy.

Massage Works. Not open.

Five Star. Open, takes same day appointments. It sounded like you could walk in.

Foot Spa. Not open, door has signs indicating closed for April.

Hong. Open.

Sherry. Open, as much as ever.

Odd older French woman who advertises in phone book. Answers phone and returns calls, but I have missed them.

Massage Therapy near WT. Open, appointment only, no same day appointments (Skye. Open if you can get her to respond. I wish she was less flaky and move available.

Seeks.[/QUOTE]Good info. Thank you, seriously.

Somewhat frightening, but whatevs.

Tempting, but I ain't fuckin with that shit no mo.

[QUOTE=SeeksEasy;4777327]Rose. Open, busy.

Odd older French woman who advertises in phone book. Answers phone and returns calls, but I have missed them.

Seeks.[/QUOTE]BTW, Who the frizznick is "odd older French woman?

Can anyone elaborate?

I'm interested as fuck!

I'd also like to get my hands on a phone book, I can probably get top dollar at the swap meet for them old ass shits!

In general, places seem very busy, very wary, and relearning the rules.

Rose. Open, busy. I have not been able to get an appointment.

Massage Works. Not open. Have not rechecked.

Five Star. Open, takes same day appointments. It sounded like you could walk in. Update: Massage was good, nothing more has ever happened there, for me, but there were a few hints. They were not busy, but they are not convenient.

Foot Spa. Not open, door has signs indicating closed for April. Update: Busy, open, appointment best. New staff, new relearning procedures. Disappointed, but I am sure it will change. My goto because it is close to work.

Hong. Open.

Sherry. Open, as much as ever.

Odd older French woman who advertises in phone book. Answers phone and returns calls, but I have missed them. Update: She is in DC but will be back in town this month. Well spoken.

Massage Therapy near WT. Open, appointment only, no same day appointments (Skye. Open if you can get her to respond. I wish she was less flaky and move available.

Seeks.

Any knowledge if the Niota joint is open? Or a number where someone answers? I'll do the drive by if I have to tonight.

[QUOTE=JimmyyZZ;4783274]Any knowledge if the Niota joint is open? Or a number where someone answers? I'll do the drive by if I have to tonight.[/QUOTE]Sign on door, temporarily closed due to COVID-19.

Visited rose Monday. They are cleaning a ton. They will spray your hands before anything happens. They asked for people to sign their name coming in case they come in contact with covid. All the names were obviously fake. But left happy.

[QUOTE=JimmyyZZ;4783274]Any knowledge if the Niota joint is open? Or a number where someone answers? I'll do the drive by if I have to tonight.[/QUOTE]As of this morning, they still have the closed for covid sign on the door. I drive by daily, it's on my way home. I'll post it as soon as it opens again. I'm looking for something hat day myself.

At Foot Spa yesterday I got the same therapist as before. I had asked for someone else, but that didn't work. I knew that these people were new and that it was time to become a regular again. I had indicated my desires nicely last time, and got nothing not even teasing. I was clearer this time but still nice and careful and was told no. The massage finished and she left. I do not speak Chinese but her conversation with the owner was clear and the mad 'no' came out loudly. She was not there when I left and paid, and the owner was on his phone. I doubt if this is the long term plan but it became the plan that day.

Is it the same guy that it used to be?

[QUOTE=SeeksEasy;4785534]At Foot Spa yesterday I got the same therapist as before. I had asked for someone else, but that didn't work. I knew that these people were new and that it was time to become a regular again. I had indicated my desires nicely last time, and got nothing not even teasing. I was clearer this time but still nice and careful and was told no. The massage finished and she left. I do not speak Chinese but her conversation with the owner was clear and the mad 'no' came out loudly. She was not there when I left and paid, and the owner was on his phone. I doubt if this is the long term plan but it became the plan that day.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=GaltGuy;4785610]Is it the same guy that it used to be?[/QUOTE]Yes, Jerry. I assume he works with different, rotating leased employees, but this was new to me and disappoints me since they were my close-to-work ol' reliable.

[QUOTE=DDD222;4783938]Visited rose Monday. They are cleaning a ton. They will spray your hands before anything happens. They asked for people to sign their name coming in case they come in contact with covid. All the names were obviously fake. But left happy.[/QUOTE]Only ever saw one woman work here? You said "they", is there more than one working?

[QUOTE=GreenGretsch;4784616]As of this morning, they still have the closed for covid sign on the door. I drive by daily, it's on my way home. I'll post it as soon as it opens again. I'm looking for something hat day myself.[/QUOTE]"I'm looking forward to that day myself".

Does anyone know the number for the NIota joint?

The one in Google is wrong as well as the one in Rubmaps.

At least it was wrong about a year ago.

Went to Hong yesterday. Got a back massage. Only a back massage 😔.

NSTR.

When to Rose yesterday and one younger girl working, left happy.

[QUOTE=Drifter47;4789956]When to Rose yesterday and one younger girl working, left happy.[/QUOTE]She has a partner now? Last time I went it was just rose and no one else. How would you rate the younger girl?

[QUOTE=SeeksEasy;4782478]In general, places seem very busy, very wary, and relearning the rules.

Rose. Open, busy. I have not been able to get an appointment.

Massage Works. Not open. Have not rechecked.

Five Star. Open, takes same day appointments. It sounded like you could walk in. Update: Massage was good, nothing more has ever happened there, for me, but there were a few hints. They were not busy, but they are not convenient.

Foot Spa. Not open, door has signs indicating closed for April. Update: Busy, open, appointment best. New staff, new relearning procedures. Disappointed, but I am sure it will change. My goto because it is close to work.

Hong. Open.

Sherry. Open, as much as ever.

Odd older French woman who advertises in phone book. Answers phone and returns calls, but I have missed them. Update: She is in DC but will be back in town this month. Well spoken.

Massage Therapy near WT. Open, appointment only, no same day appointments (Skye. Open if you can get her to respond. I wish she was less flaky and move available.

Seeks.[/QUOTE]This is a great summary and rundown of what is currently available in the area for massages. Thanks for the update Seeks. You are always spot on.

Ron.

Seeks,

Tried to send you a PM and your mailbox is full.

Thanks.

Ron.

[QUOTE=Wiggles;4785800]Only ever saw one woman work here? You said "they", is there more than one working?[/QUOTE]Hook me up with that place?

[QUOTE=KnoxDebauchee;4790444]She has a partner now? Last time I went it was just rose and no one else. How would you rate the younger girl?[/QUOTE]Handshake-8.

Looks==8.

Massage==4.

[QUOTE=Drifter47;4791641]Handshake-8.

Looks==8.

Massage==4.[/QUOTE]If they're going to short you on the actual massage, they aughtta be hot.

[QUOTE=KnoxDebauchee;4790444]She has a partner now? Last time I went it was just rose and no one else. How would you rate the younger girl?[/QUOTE]Younger girl. Is Amy.

Decent massage.

Great looks.

Spinner body.

Relaxed and happy after session.

Seeks, I also tried to send you a PM and your inbox is full.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=RonHanson;4791442]Seeks,

Tried to send you a PM and your mailbox is full.

Thanks.

Ron.[/QUOTE]

Sorry. In box cleared.

[QUOTE=GopherDickey;4794228]Seeks, I also tried to send you a PM and your inbox is full.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Drifter47;4791641]Handshake-8.

Looks==8.

Massage==4.[/QUOTE]I couldn't remember if the original, Jennifer I think?, wears glasses of if the girl with glasses was the new Amy. It's been a long time since I've been there. I wasn't sure because she was wearing a mask when I just stopped in to check it out.

Can anyone assist?

Also, several plan clothes uncles at the cigar shop too.

Only one working is the owner. No second girl.

BTW, has anyone tried the new place on Kingston Pike down near Pellissippi called Feet Retreat? Its new and apparently has about 5-6 girls working. They have a website and rates are in line with everyone else in town. I'm sure the are legit but will probably TOFTT this weekend just to feel the place out.

[QUOTE=JohnLast;4794796]I couldn't remember if the original, Jennifer I think?, wears glasses of if the girl with glasses was the new Amy. It's been a long time since I've been there. I wasn't sure because she was wearing a mask when I just stopped in to check it out.

Can anyone assist?

Also, several plan clothes uncles at the cigar shop too.[/QUOTE]

Seen Jessica today for the first time an it will not be my last she gave an out standing Nuru Massage her place is very clean an well organized she is a very good looking lady. Her pictures in her add do not do her justice she is so much better looking in person an a great personality I have had some great massages from providers but Jessicas massage was the best that I have ever had I will not go into details but I left a very happy happy person.

[QUOTE=AllenByrd;4795460]Seen Jessica today for the first time an it will not be my last she gave an out standing Nuru Massage her place is very clean an well organized she is a very good looking lady. Her pictures in her add do not do her justice she is so much better looking in person an a great personality I have had some great massages from providers but Jessicas massage was the best that I have ever had I will not go into details but I left a very happy happy person.[/QUOTE]Just to clarify, is this the Jessica you're referring to? [URL]http://knoxville.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/come-feel-the-warmth-inside/104375181717[/URL].

[QUOTE=AllenByrd;4795460]Seen Jessica today for the first time an it will not be my last she gave an out standing Nuru Massage her place is very clean an well organized she is a very good looking lady. Her pictures in her add do not do her justice she is so much better looking in person an a great personality I have had some great massages from providers but Jessicas massage was the best that I have ever had I will not go into details but I left a very happy happy person.[/QUOTE]Does anyone else have a problem with her screening requirements? I've thought about setting up several times and then decide that her screening is more then I'm willing to submit to. Anyone else?

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Anyone visited this young lady?

[QUOTE=OldHippieDude;4796111]Just to clarify, is this the Jessica you're referring to? [URL]http://knoxville.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/come-feel-the-warmth-inside/104375181717[/URL].[/QUOTE]Not even close.

[QUOTE=GtBabyAtt;4796235]Does anyone else have a problem with her screening requirements? I've thought about setting up several times and then decide that her screening is more then I'm willing to submit to. Anyone else?[/QUOTE]All Jessica wanted was my name and my picture. I could care less if she knows my name, and even after seeing my ugly face she still agreed to see me LOL. I'll say it again, Jessica is an awesome Nuru experience. Lovely face, awesome tight body, hysterical sense of humor and a fabulous personality. She's about as good as it gets. If I was the man I was 20 years ago, I'd be chasing her around with flowers and promises. .

[QUOTE=OldHippieDude;4796111]Just to clarify, is this the Jessica you're referring to? [URL]http://knoxville.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/come-feel-the-warmth-inside/104375181717[/URL].[/QUOTE]No that is not the Jessica that I reviewed the Jessica that I reviewed has a add on rub ratings knoxville section.