Massage Parlor Reports

It was my understanding after reading this forum for some time that you guys knew how read between the lines, funny part, last mouth someone was getting bitched out for giving names, places and events.

You can't have it both ways, plus I don't think I would want to name names, in places out in the open. Don't know much about back channel stuff, but I am sure because of my future sharing I will, and who to share with, until then you will have to think about what I said, read it, and try to understand it, or not. There are those that will understand what I say, but for you slow people, this time I will hold your hand.

It is a Baltimore base business, Baltimore's Best Massage is not the name. It's a one women show, her claim is she is the best and her pitch is, I charge more for the best you ever had. She has a menu of clothes or unclothes, the best part and only enjoyable part was the body, which I did not get to play with (not like I would have liked). I would not recommend, because of the cost and the service. Having had this type of service before that was not Asian, it is supposed to be erotic, with body to body contact, this was very limited amount of body contact, much less then you would get at a AMP. The arm use is, more or less hands on, I guess you can understand that, I like more in most cases, but it was not available. Did not enjoy, but will give shadow of doubt, she may have been having a bad day. I will try again and report back. Now I hope I spoke slow enough and plain enough for you (the most I am will to say in open channel) , if you had read closely you would have seen contact for info. Pass this if you need any more help, you may need to hire a tutor. If others feel that I need to be a little more forth coming with my info let me know, other than that I will continue with my style of sharing without saying to much, and giving the option of contacting me. I am new and trying to learn what is cool to say and what I should keep to myself, despite the ability of some to understand!

I agree that VS's days are numbered too. I think they know it too. The quality has really gone done, and I agree the attitude is terrible. I also liked our new friends post about Baltimore's Best Message. I think his criticism applies to both. A massage experience should at least be a good massage OR a bit of a tantalizing experience that excites the sense of possibility of what could happen. Rarely these days does it ever get to be both. The flip should also be a mental transition from massage therapy to some sense of surprise. More and more at the AMP's do they attain both and my experience with Christy a year ago wasn't much better. I did not appreciate the ten minute pause to show me a youtube video of some band on her cell phone. At VS and TS it seems like an effort to get them to deliver a full hour. I hope the new guy reports again and doesn't try to be so kind.

[QUOTE=Johnfamous;1288860]I agree that VS's days are numbered too. I think they know it too. The quality has really gone done, and I agree the attitude is terrible. I also liked our new friends post about Baltimore's Best Message. I think his criticism applies to both. A massage experience should at least be a good massage OR a bit of a tantalizing experience that excites the sense of possibility of what could happen. Rarely these days does it ever get to be both. The flip should also be a mental transition from massage therapy to some sense of surprise. More and more at the AMP's do they attain both and my experience with Christy a year ago wasn't much better. I did not appreciate the ten minute pause to show me a youtube video of some band on her cell phone. At VS and TS it seems like an effort to get them to deliver a full hour. I hope the new guy reports again and doesn't try to be so kind.[/QUOTE]I've been a long time lurker on this website and a 10 year or more player and have appreciated the info and have tofft with many. I'll give my 10 cents worth on a few.

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRubs/so-very-sweet-so-very-sexy-best-rates-23/4192169[/url]

She's a hot looking 23 year old who gives a body lotion massage that will make you feel like you just left Jiffy Lube and in the end you have to ask for extras. Yes, she's hot looking but NO, I won't repeat. Not sensual, not worth the $.60 and not worth the happy ending. Save your money and look elsewhere.

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRubs/tall-slender-michelle-43/4276900[/url]

Does a complete full body massage with clothes on, happy ending and expect nothing more than that. Pushing 50 years old and although the massage was very good, there is really nothing more to expect other than that. Not worth the money.

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRubs/treat-yourself-to-the-premium-massage-experience-beautiful-therapist-23/4184400[/url]

Saw her when she was in the Canton area. Petite, sweet, was cheap at the time and tried to upsell after I got there with the limited funds she expected but she did do the right thing and acquiesed. She did a full body massage, nude, very good massage, happy ending, limited touch and nothing else. When asked she replied she doesn't do anything more than that.

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRubs/relax-in-my-private-location-27/3849458[/url]

Hot looking, great body, great massage, big turn on, but in the end, the door fee is upselled so either bring cash for extras or expect a typical happy ending. A tad bigger than her pics portray but non the less, I was still turned on. She's a pro and acts like it so don't expect an innocent transaction.

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/?keyword=mya&layout=detailed[/url]

Mya works with a pimp and is a dead fish. You're better off jerking off than spending a quickie, a half hour or any time with her. A total limp waste of time. Trust me on this. She looks good in person but doesn't perform.

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-_-andhearts-_-exotic-_-andhearts-_-breath-taking-_-andhearts-_-beauty-21/4333417[/url]

She is HOT looking. Very Hot looking and her pics are exactly who she is. She talks dirty, but has rules and limits. Covered at all times, not tight, cool if you like them young and smells good. Won't kiss, it's all about business. If you are into a quickie, she's the girl but it's just a quickie and nothing more. If you want passion, play with yourself.

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/?keyword=ashleigh&layout=detailed[/url]

This girl is the REAL DEAL. GFE all the way. She's way better than her pics, submissive, hot, totally unleashed and the best deal on BP. I've seen her 5 times and she gets better each and every time. She's 5 star. In fact, she's wet when you get there. Not a job for her, it's a pleasure.

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/?keyword=catonsville&layout=detailed[/url]

NO, this is no the girl in the pics but she is very very close to them. She met me at the outside door so as not to draw attention to herself. We walked back to her room and she was hot looking, great ass, tight body, a spinner and very very open minded. If you have the cash for something other than a quickie, this girl will do it all. Trust me, she's tight, hot, legal and very worth it. I intend to see her many times again. Just know that the pics aren't her but the body is dead on.

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRubs/professional-gents-40/3586839[/url]

Do NOT waste your time on this one. Nice looking lips in the pic but she's got an attitude from the get go. She wants to meet you at a KFC near Baltimore Co / City line and then you follow her back to her house in Baltimore City. When you get there, it is a big turn off. Dirty, sloppy and the massage is like going through a car wash. HJ in the end and if you want more than that, she tells you,"you should have told me that", and then the upsell. She's fat, ugly, no personality and not worth the money, even in a pinch. Save it guys, this one is the absolute worst.

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRubs/hotter-than-the-girl-next-door-22/4125765[/url]

Made the call to this one with the very limited picture that was on there. When I got there, the girl is the same one as "jamie" who gives a massage in Howard County MD. Claims to have a call service and she just happened to be there but DENVER was not. Bait and switch. Keep moving and don't waste your time.

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sept-8-20-let-mikki-be-of-service-to-you-52/4213541[/url] Claims she's from California, back east taking care of her mother. Pics look good but not worth the money. A total body rub and that's all. Put your money into gold than invest it in this one. You'll be happy in the end with your investment. What's worse is that she actually advertises the hotel she's staying in with no discretion. Anyone want to get busted? Didn't think so.

More to come tomorrow. Long time lurker, long time player but just telling it like it is. Don't do street meat and won't do agencies. Like them fresh, new, untried and true.

[QUOTE=Paulson; 1288819]It was my understanding after reading this forum for some time that you guys knew how read between the lines, funny part, last mouth someone was getting bitched out for giving names, places and events.

You can't have it both ways, plus I don't think I would want to name names, in places out in the open. Don't know much about back channel stuff, but I am sure because of my future sharing I will, and who to share with, until then you will have to think about what I said, read it, and try to understand it, or not. There are those that will understand what I say, but for you slow people, this time I will hold your hand.

It is a Baltimore base business, Baltimore's Best Massage is not the name. It's a one women show, her claim is she is the best and her pitch is, I charge more for the best you ever had. She has a menu of clothes or unclothes, the best part and only enjoyable part was the body, which I did not get to play with (not like I would have liked). I would not recommend, because of the cost and the service. Having had this type of service before that was not Asian, it is supposed to be erotic, with body to body contact, this was very limited amount of body contact, much less then you would get at a AMP. The arm use is, more or less hands on, I guess you can understand that, I like more in most cases, but it was not available. Did not enjoy, but will give shadow of doubt, she may have been having a bad day. I will try again and report back. Now I hope I spoke slow enough and plain enough for you (the most I am will to say in open channel) , if you had read closely you would have seen contact for info. Pass this if you need any more help, you may need to hire a tutor. If others feel that I need to be a little more forth coming with my info let me know, other than that I will continue with my style of sharing without saying to much, and giving the option of contacting me. I am new and trying to learn what is cool to say and what I should keep to myself, despite the ability of some to understand![/QUOTE]First and foremost, nice job Paulson. (But I'm willing to bet that you didn't dumb it down enough for all to understand.)

Here is the crux of the matter. There is no way to compare an AMERICAN massage with an ASIAN massage. Different cultures, different techniques, different styles of training. To me the Asians have a beautiful way of training the women to provide for the man's pleasure without being embarrassed or feeling something is "dirty". It's not and shouldn't be considered as such. On the other hand if what you want is a strictly by-the-book American THERAPEUTIC rub-a-dub there are plenty of them from which to choose.

[QUOTE=Paulson; 1288819]It was my understanding after reading this forum for some time that you guys knew how read between the lines, funny part, last mouth someone was getting bitched out for giving names, places and events.

You can't have it both ways, plus I don't think I would want to name names, in places out in the open. Don't know much about back channel stuff, but I am sure because of my future sharing I will, and who to share with, until then you will have to think about what I said, read it, and try to understand it, or not. There are those that will understand what I say, but for you slow people, this time I will hold your hand.

It is a Baltimore base business, Baltimore's Best Massage is not the name. It's a one women show, her claim is she is the best and her pitch is, I charge more for the best you ever had. She has a menu of clothes or unclothes, the best part and only enjoyable part was the body, which I did not get to play with (not like I would have liked). I would not recommend, because of the cost and the service. Having had this type of service before that was not Asian, it is supposed to be erotic, with body to body contact, this was very limited amount of body contact, much less then you would get at a AMP. The arm use is, more or less hands on, I guess you can understand that, I like more in most cases, but it was not available. Did not enjoy, but will give shadow of doubt, she may have been having a bad day. I will try again and report back. Now I hope I spoke slow enough and plain enough for you (the most I am will to say in open channel) , if you had read closely you would have seen contact for info. Pass this if you need any more help, you may need to hire a tutor. If others feel that I need to be a little more forth coming with my info let me know, other than that I will continue with my style of sharing without saying to much, and giving the option of contacting me. I am new and trying to learn what is cool to say and what I should keep to myself, despite the ability of some to understand![/QUOTE]You have a ways to go to establish credibility. I could write a thousand reviews that sound like yours without ever having been to the place.

When another experienced monger pointed out your review lacked details you take sly digs insulting his intelligence?

If you want to continue with "your style of sharing" please say so, then we can just put you on the ignore and bypass the really LONG and unproductive reads.

Thank you and Good luck.

[QUOTE=Brahmabull; 1289071]You have a ways to go to establish credibility. I could write a thousand reviews that sound like yours without ever having been to the place. When another experienced monger pointed out your review lacked details you take sly digs insulting his intelligence? If you want to continue with "your style of sharing" please say so, then we can just put you on the ignore and bypass the really LONG and unproductive reads.

Thank you and Good luck.[/quote]I understand it is a long road to credibilty, and I would exspect it to be, but if after two post your feeling is I should be placed on the block list, then I am sorry I have found the wrong forum. I have just about been to every place in town (not including the east side, well Jhh don't count, because that is a must if you are into the trade) and it is as if they all talk, the price is the same every where I go, guess I don't need to tell you that, the main add point (best massage in town) , should tell you where, I don't need to tell you where, All I saw was one girl (my thinking is one women show, but from what I am hearing here, I am finding out that is not the case) , So most of you know who I am talking about. Well don't need that infor, so what is it that I said that was so vague that it totally lost someone that has been around enough to have 548 post, or are you specking for others. I didn't decide to post to create a pissing contest, just to speck my mind. If what I say don't help you, move on, maybe some one else will get something out of it. Yes it is your call to just block me, but from what you are saying you don't even understand what I said. So how can you judge, I for got you have done this 548 time. So I am going to respect your opinion, I will send you " personally " Reference, if that will help.

I hope all don't feel the way you do. All I am looking for is to share, respect the person I am talking about, and learn where to have fun. Maybe my adjective are all wrong, Maybe you can tell me what it should be? Check this, at any point, if you felt a need to have more details you could have contacted me, very easy to judge if I am just copying from others. Trust me (not yet hahahah) , I remember the moles and where they are located, try asking. Takes less energy to do that, then to beat up on the new guy, that may help even you one day.

[QUOTE=Elibom; 1289038]First and foremost, nice job Paulson. (But I'm willing to bet that you didn't dumb it down enough for all to understand.)

Here is the crux of the matter. There is no way to compare an AMERICAN massage with an ASIAN massage. Different cultures, different techniques, different styles of training. To me the Asians have a beautiful way of training the women to provide for the man's pleasure without being embarrassed or feeling something is "dirty". It's not and shouldn't be considered as such. On the other hand if what you want is a strictly by-the-book American THERAPEUTIC rub-a-dub there are plenty of them from which to choose.[/QUOTE]In my analogy I was not trying to compare, American vs. Asian. What I was saying is that you would receive more contact at an Asian spa then I received in her session (body wise, way more). You are correct, they are both very different, reason I stick with the AMPs. Best of the worst I guess, even tho every 4th or 5th time I get a mind blowing session. But from the few good American session I have had, there was a whole lot of body to body contact, and the best fun I have had without having the fun I wanted (*vague*) , she was american, I exspected more. I will post about those sessions in the future, In short I know. Thanks for your positive input, will help with my decision, to post or just keep it to myself. To all, sorry did not mean to piss on any one.

I am not picking on you but here is the beginning of you first post.

"NOT VERY GOOD, it's all about the way you connect I guess, but here is my Experience, pleasant and pretty girl, very polite. But I don't think she likes what she does, lots of restrictions. Very little upsell (it was the best part of my visit, as funny as that sounds) , I had prepared for a straight Experience, so the up sell was a relief. I chose to see the person I was talking to. REALLY WORTH IT, VERY PLEASANT, and I could not guess how bad it would have been without that, closes I came to mind candy was a lay on (that is a make or break deal for me). I can't complain it happened 3 times"

What are you talking about? Was it NOT VERY GOOD or REALLY WORTH IT?

I am not slow, and that is where you crossed the line. You don't tell your story in an organized fashion. I could go on but I won't.

[QUOTE=Paulson; 1289198]I understand it is a long road to credibilty, and I would exspect it to be, but if after two post your feeling is I should be placed on the block list, then I am sorry I have found the wrong forum. I have just about been to every place in town (not including the east side, well Jhh don't count, because that is a must if you are into the trade) and it is as if they all talk, the price is the same every where I go, guess I don't need to tell you that, the main add point (best massage in town) , should tell you where, I don't need to tell you where, All I saw was one girl (my thinking is one women show, but from what I am hearing here, I am finding out that is not the case) , So most of you know who I am talking about. Well don't need that infor, so what is it that I said that was so vague that it totally lost someone that has been around enough to have 548 post, or are you specking for others. I didn't decide to post to create a pissing contest, just to speck my mind. If what I say don't help you, move on, maybe some one else will get something out of it. Yes it is your call to just block me, but from what you are saying you don't even understand what I said. So how can you judge, I for got you have done this 548 time. So I am going to respect your opinion, I will send you " personally " Reference, if that will help.

I hope all don't feel the way you do. All I am looking for is to share, respect the person I am talking about, and learn where to have fun. Maybe my adjective are all wrong, Maybe you can tell me what it should be? Check this, at any point, if you felt a need to have more details you could have contacted me, very easy to judge if I am just copying from others. Trust me (not yet hahahah) , I remember the moles and where they are located, try asking. Takes less energy to do that, then to beat up on the new guy, that may help even you one day.[/QUOTE]Another senior member pointed out that your review left out any valuable information. Yes anyone could figure out by searching BP for "Best Massage in Baltimore" who you refered to. That still doesn't make the review credible. Since anyone could post a vauge tale as you did.

So your contribution was acknowleged and it was suggested to you that you provide a better review next time. You did not take that constructive comment well and basically said anyone who didn't understand you was dumb (yeah I parphrased it but that was your implecation). So now you do not seem to be taking my constructive comments too well either.

Yet you claimed in your earlier reply:

[Quote]If others feel that I need to be a little more forth coming with my info let me know[/Quote]I guess you didn't mean that. You also said.

[Quote]I am new and trying to learn what is cool to say and what I should keep to myself[/Quote]Well a respected senior member (Gintonicrocks) POLITELY suggested that you share more details and complimented you your contribution, and what did he get for his trouble? Well if you don't know go re-read your response.

I said we could ignore your vauge posts if that was going to be how you contributed, there are enough would be riddlers around here we do not really need anymore. When I review, I say who I saw, when I saw them and how much I invested in the encounter, I am not one for "dirty details" vauge or otherwise, and if I choose not to say what services were directly rendered I do share that intel via PM with contributing members when asked. But I will always tell you where I went (in the case of escorts who) and who I saw there and what amount was donated. Those 3 key points will determine for most people if they will make a visit themselves. Any review without that basic information is a wasted read.

You do not have to agree with me you are free to do what you want to do. But when someone disagrees or offers a suggestion, you do not need to get insulting. You will notice no one has insulted you.

Good luck with your hobbying.

Hey guys,

I think we are going overboard on this topic. If a poster doesn't want to give out a detailed report, we should honor his wishes. My biggest problem is with a poster who tries to take the high road, but can't manage to use the English language to degrade fellow members, and when called out, calls them small minded. Even the most illiterate of mongers can figure out how to use spell check. For one, I grow tired of trying to decipher the ramblings of some of our fellow travelers. Take the time to write reports, and stop writing in Ghetto Speak. The majority of us have been brought up with the ability to express our thoughts in clear and proper English, don't call us slow because we can't read your gibberish. You can refer to us as "The Educated Ones", because no matter what your retort is, we will still be able to read between the lines, and understand what you are struggling to say.

Please remember, these are just the ramblings of an old, slow, fart. I have written this in easy words so that the Trolls can understand, look in the mirror if you think you fall into this category. Watch for falling rocks.

GTR.

BD- Sorry, I slipped off my meds again.

[QUOTE=FordmanPlayer; 1288887]I've been a long time lurker on this website and a 10 year or more player and have appreciated the info and have tofft with many. I'll give my 10 cents worth on a few.

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRubs/so-very-sweet-so-very-sexy-best-rates-23/4192169[/url]

She's a hot looking 23 year old who gives a body lotion massage that will make you feel like you just left Jiffy Lube and in the end you have to ask for extras. Yes, she's hot looking but NO, I won't repeat. Not sensual, not worth the $.60 and not worth the happy ending. Save your money and look elsewhere.

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRubs/tall-slender-michelle-43/4276900[/url]

Does a complete full body massage with clothes on, happy ending and expect nothing more than that. Pushing 50 years old and although the massage was very good, there is really nothing more to expect other than that. Not worth the money.

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRubs/treat-yourself-to-the-premium-massage-experience-beautiful-therapist-23/4184400[/url]

Saw her when she was in the Canton area. Petite, sweet, was cheap at the time and tried to upsell after I got there with the limited funds she expected but she did do the right thing and acquiesed. She did a full body massage, nude, very good massage, happy ending, limited touch and nothing else. When asked she replied she doesn't do anything more than that.

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRubs/relax-in-my-private-location-27/3849458[/url]

Hot looking, great body, great massage, big turn on, but in the end, the door fee is upselled so either bring cash for extras or expect a typical happy ending. A tad bigger than her pics portray but non the less, I was still turned on. She's a pro and acts like it so don't expect an innocent transaction.

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/?keyword=mya&layout=detailed[/url]

Mya works with a pimp and is a dead fish. You're better off jerking off than spending a quickie, a half hour or any time with her. A total limp waste of time. Trust me on this. She looks good in person but doesn't perform.

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-_-andhearts-_-exotic-_-andhearts-_-breath-taking-_-andhearts-_-beauty-21/4333417[/url]

She is HOT looking. Very Hot looking and her pics are exactly who she is. She talks dirty, but has rules and limits. Covered at all times, not tight, cool if you like them young and smells good. Won't kiss, it's all about business. If you are into a quickie, she's the girl but it's just a quickie and nothing more. If you want passion, play with yourself.

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/?keyword=ashleigh&layout=detailed[/url]

This girl is the REAL DEAL. GFE all the way. She's way better than her pics, submissive, hot, totally unleashed and the best deal on BP. I've seen her 5 times and she gets better each and every time. She's 5 star. In fact, she's wet when you get there. Not a job for her, it's a pleasure.

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/?keyword=catonsville&layout=detailed[/url]

NO, this is no the girl in the pics but she is very very close to them. She met me at the outside door so as not to draw attention to herself. We walked back to her room and she was hot looking, great ass, tight body, a spinner and very very open minded. If you have the cash for something other than a quickie, this girl will do it all. Trust me, she's tight, hot, legal and very worth it. I intend to see her many times again. Just know that the pics aren't her but the body is dead on.

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRubs/professional-gents-40/3586839[/url]

Do NOT waste your time on this one. Nice looking lips in the pic but she's got an attitude from the get go. She wants to meet you at a KFC near Baltimore Co / City line and then you follow her back to her house in Baltimore City. When you get there, it is a big turn off. Dirty, sloppy and the massage is like going through a car wash. HJ in the end and if you want more than that, she tells you,"you should have told me that", and then the upsell. She's fat, ugly, no personality and not worth the money, even in a pinch. Save it guys, this one is the absolute worst.

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRubs/hotter-than-the-girl-next-door-22/4125765[/url]

Made the call to this one with the very limited picture that was on there. When I got there, the girl is the same one as "jamie" who gives a massage in Howard County MD. Claims to have a call service and she just happened to be there but DENVER was not. Bait and switch. Keep moving and don't waste your time.

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sept-8-20-let-mikki-be-of-service-to-you-52/4213541[/url]

Claims she's from California, back east taking care of her mother. Pics look good but not worth the money. A total body rub and that's all. Put your money into gold than invest it in this one. You'll be happy in the end with your investment. What's worse is that she actually advertises the hotel she's staying in with no discretion. Anyone want to get busted? Didn't think so.

More to come tomorrow. Long time lurker, long time player but just telling it like it is. Don't do street meat and won't do agencies. Like them fresh, new, untried and true.[/QUOTE]What a great report. It looks like you laid out a ton-o-money to give us a lowdown of current talent. Don't listen to anyone who tells you that this is the wrong forum for your post. You truly get the intent of this forum, and I look forward to more.

GTR

My co-worker found an add with this website URL: [url]http://www.kneadingshannonmassage.com/[/url]

Has anyone tried her? Does anyone know if she offers the extra perks? Thanks.

[QUOTE=Houndog1; 1288616]Not to be overly greedy with the likes of the current lineup, but any word on if Vivian will be coming back?

*woof*[/QUOTE]I texted her a about 2 months ago and she said that she did not expect to be back.

[QUOTE=Gintonicrocks; 1289413]What a great report. It looks like you laid out a ton-o-money to give us a lowdown of current talent. Don't listen to anyone who tells you that this is the wrong forum for your post. You truly get the intent of this forum, and I look forward to more.

GTR[/QUOTE]Would you please except my deepest apologies, I did not mean to offend anyone. I did not know that it was only one way to write a review, and that there is one judge to its validity (seniors). I will return to my hole, and continue to read only. I seem to not understand what the forum is all about, and what its members are looking for in a report. I was under the assumption, it was about sharing experience and thoughts as well as reports, I stand corrected. Now I know why I keep seeing only a hand full of people posting reports. I, along with a few others I would guess, just don't know how to post, and need to learn more about it, before trying again. I will dedicate myself to the newbie section and hope to learn how to post. Have good day

PS. I still don't understand what else you wanted to know in my post, it was all there. Just had to think a little, or just simply ask!

Thanks Fordman Player for an AWESOME report.

That's the way to do it!

[QUOTE=Paulson; 1289448]Would you please except my deepest apologies, I did not mean to offend anyone. I did not know that it was only one way to write a review, and that there is one judge to its validity (seniors). I will return to my hole, and continue to read only. I seem to not understand what the forum is all about, and what its members are looking for in a report. I was under the assumption, it was about sharing experience and thoughts as well as reports, I stand corrected. Now I know why I keep seeing only a hand full of people posting reports. I, along with a few others I would guess, just don't know how to post, and need to learn more about it, before trying again. I will dedicate myself to the newbie section and hope to learn how to post. Have good day

PS. I still don't understand what else you wanted to know in my post, it was all there. Just had to think a little, or just simply ask![/QUOTE]Try again. It's as if there are two different Paulsons posting reports. The first, as Satya so clearly descibed was rambling and incoherent. Your last post, which I quoted, was quite succint and non- muddle headed. If I may offer you some advice, it would be to not post after you've had too much to drink or whatever it was that was clouding your thoughts. Your contribution is still appreciated none the less.

[QUOTE=Gintonicrocks; 1289413]What a great report. It looks like you laid out a ton-o-money to give us a lowdown of current talent. Don't listen to anyone who tells you that this is the wrong forum for your post. You truly get the intent of this forum, and I look forward to more.

GTR[/QUOTE]Agree. This guy posted great info and yet the follow on posts are about some bullshit that doesn't matter.

[QUOTE=Zappa3;1289676]Try again. It's as if there are two different Paulsons posting reports. The first, as Satya so clearly descibed was rambling and incoherent. Your last post, which I quoted, was quite succint and non- muddle headed. If I may offer you some advice, it would be to not post after you've had too much to drink or whatever it was that was clouding your thoughts. Your contribution is still appreciated none the less.[/QUOTE]The comments by Zappa3 are spot-on. Reports from Paulson and everyone are welcomed. Many of us write incoherent reports from time to time, which are a waste of space. We all understand that few people are good writers, but we need to concentrate when we write to assure our messages will be understood.

You are not going to like what I am going to say, but I know two things, none of you old guys own this forum, and anytime someone has said something you don't like, you slam them. It has been that way for as long as I have been reading the forum. I understand your complaint with me, and I will work on cleaning it up a bit, but if I gave a shit about what was being said, I most likely would not have posted again, but you know what, find a tall bridge, don't read what I write, And I will not be writing it for you to read.

I am not a writer, and I can't write very well, but I like to write, as you can tell by my long post. I only wish I could write a post as good as FordmanPlayer (a senior with his first post, ya right,). Point taken, and I see how it is done, here is my problem, I went back 20 pages on the forum, back to July. Not once did I see anything like what fordmanplayer posted. Where are you guys that are so forth coming, beside ready to bang someone around that can say more than a grunt or two. Here is the thing, if I understand what I wrote and one other person understand what I wrote, then who are you to tell me I can't do it that way.

I like to give a picture a background; yes I may go off on a tangent about the fucking blue wall that was in the room. You may not want to hear about that, cool, move on. No one is holding your head making you look at it. And for everyone that call themselves giving me advice, and got shitted on by me, sorry. It not what you said, but how you said it. If I ramble on with one letter for a full page, how and the hell does that hurt you. You want to help me, post some stuff I don't already know, everyone here knows what is happening, where its happening, we know how much (except for the private places) and most cases after a few pages we know their names. How many ways can you tell the same story? Becomes boring after a while, there is more than one way to tell a story, a maze to some, a story to others. I was not going to post again, and I know that would have made some happy, but after hearing from my ninth senior, telling me about how they did not understand what I was saying, when I know dam well with a little effort, they could have, I changed my mind. Fuck um, you will not like me, I am ok with that. I have had just as much fun, if not more then you, and have never gotten any help from you. Yes I read the forum, and yes there have been info from those very people I am talking about, so they do help some. But I am a hands on kind of guy. Tell me shit I don't know or shut up, don't reply to my post, ignore me. Now I know there will be those that will lock in on parts of this and try to tell me where I am wrong, well I am done with that part, I will make my post, and I hope to put, if not information about what is being done, and where, maybe what I want to have done, who knows some of this may rub off and we may start something new. Like all the hidden souls out there that want to post, maybe some funny shit, maybe some sexy shit, something that happened in a straight place, where they got lucky, a place they can't divulge, but makes for a good story.

I am no longer looking for information, just looking to share with those that are not playing this I am better poster bullshit. This is the last time I am replying to anything except for information about fun; for those that don't know what that mean, sticking my Johnson into something (plain enough) all that other stuff is stuff that I don't care about. This may be a joke to some, but there are others that feel as I do Even tho they also may not like how I write or understand what I am saying in some cases, they know I am right about a lot of cobwebs in here. May not be able to make it any better, but I am not leaving, and I don't think I can make it any worse.

PS. Keep it to your self's, I really don't want to hear it unless it has something to do with me getting it wet (vague).

[QUOTE=The NewGuy; 1289418]My co-worker found an add with this website URL:

[url]http://www.kneadingshannonmassage.com/[/url]

Has anyone tried her? Does anyone know if she offers the extra perks? Thanks.[/QUOTE][url]Http://www.modelmayhem.com/512423[/url]

Here are some more pictures of her.

[QUOTE=Horsetrader;1289964]The comments by Zappa3 are spot-on. Reports from Paulson and everyone are welcomed. Many of us write incoherent reports from time to time, which are a waste of space. We all understand that few people are good writers, but we need to concentrate when we write to assure our messages will be understood.[/QUOTE]Yes I feel as well that intel can be gain from all reports, comments, or questions. Etc. Etc.

[QUOTE=Paulson; 1290100]You are not going to like what I am going to say, but I know two things, none of you old guys own this forum...[/QUOTE]A bit of advice free-of-charge.

You might want to give some consideration to developing a thicker skin. You are VERY touchy and way too sensitive for this type of forum.

[QUOTE=Paulson; 1290100]You are not going to like what I am going to say, but I know two things, none of you old guys own this forum, and anytime someone has said something you don't like, you slam them. It has been that way for as long as I have been reading the forum...[/QUOTE]Lighten up, Francis. Wow.

Paulson, you have some serious freaking issues there.

[QUOTE=Paulson;1290100]if I understand what I wrote and one other person understand what I wrote, then who are you to tell me I can't do it that way.[/QUOTE]Have you been reading the forum? Because I have. And I have seen some very positive responses to your posts. But you're totally freaking out on some minor criticism. And YES, I mean [u]MINOR[/u] Criticism. There is a big difference between someone asking you to give more details and someone totally flaming you. I don't recall any flaming.

Also, you want us to ignore you if we don't like what you write. Doesn't that go both ways? Try doing a little ignoring too. On this forum, you can please some of the mongers some of the time, but you are never going to please all of the mongers all of the time. Try responding to the positive posts.

Yeah, we could use some new blood on this forum from time to time. Start telling your stories. Let us hear what you got. Lay off the 'I'm going to change this board'. Ain't going to happen my friend. Us old mongers are too stubborn.

And regarding the comments on posting what, who, when, how and how much, that issue is constantly being debated. You would know that if you read the forum. Just because one or two mongers give you a little crap because you were a little vague doesn't make it right or wrong. There are just as many mongers that are okay with vague and trade more specifics in back channels.

Don't take this the wrong way, but grow a thicker skin (like Elibom said) or get lost. Hope you stick around.

GTR, you take my meds man! Dam!

BD

[QUOTE=Paulson; 1290100]You are not going to like what I am going to say, but I know two things, none of you old guys own this forum, and anytime someone has said something you don't like, you slam them. It has been that way for as long as I have been reading the forum. I understand your complaint with me, and I will work on cleaning it up a bit, but if I gave a shit about what was being said, I most likely would not have posted again, but you know what, find a tall bridge, don't read what I write, And I will not be writing it for you to read.

I am not a writer, and I can't write very well, but I like to write, as you can tell by my long post. I only wish I could write a post as good as FordmanPlayer (a senior with his first post, ya right,). Point taken, and I see how it is done, here is my problem, I went back 20 pages on the forum, back to July. Not once did I see anything like what fordmanplayer posted. Where are you guys that are so forth coming, beside ready to bang someone around that can say more than a grunt or two. Here is the thing, if I understand what I wrote and one other person understand what I wrote, then who are you to tell me I can't do it that way.

I like to give a picture a background; yes I may go off on a tangent about the fucking blue wall that was in the room. You may not want to hear about that, cool, move on. No one is holding your head making you look at it. And for everyone that call themselves giving me advice, and got shitted on by me, sorry. It not what you said, but how you said it. If I ramble on with one letter for a full page, how and the hell does that hurt you. You want to help me, post some stuff I don't already know, everyone here knows what is happening, where its happening, we know how much (except for the private places) and most cases after a few pages we know their names. How many ways can you tell the same story? Becomes boring after a while, there is more than one way to tell a story, a maze to some, a story to others. I was not going to post again, and I know that would have made some happy, but after hearing from my ninth senior, telling me about how they did not understand what I was saying, when I know dam well with a little effort, they could have, I changed my mind. Fuck um, you will not like me, I am ok with that. I have had just as much fun, if not more then you, and have never gotten any help from you. Yes I read the forum, and yes there have been info from those very people I am talking about, so they do help some. But I am a hands on kind of guy. Tell me shit I don't know or shut up, don't reply to my post, ignore me. Now I know there will be those that will lock in on parts of this and try to tell me where I am wrong, well I am done with that part, I will make my post, and I hope to put, if not information about what is being done, and where, maybe what I want to have done, who knows some of this may rub off and we may start something new. Like all the hidden souls out there that want to post, maybe some funny shit, maybe some sexy shit, something that happened in a straight place, where they got lucky, a place they can't divulge, but makes for a good story.

I am no longer looking for information, just looking to share with those that are not playing this I am better poster bullshit. This is the last time I am replying to anything except for information about fun; for those that don't know what that mean, sticking my Johnson into something (plain enough) all that other stuff is stuff that I don't care about. This may be a joke to some, but there are others that feel as I do Even tho they also may not like how I write or understand what I am saying in some cases, they know I am right about a lot of cobwebs in here. May not be able to make it any better, but I am not leaving, and I don't think I can make it any worse.

PS. Keep it to your self's, I really don't want to hear it unless it has something to do with me getting it wet (vague).[/QUOTE]Well said. I can't believe you are the same person who wrote that first report.

[QUOTE=Zappa3;1290556]Well said. I can't believe you are the same person who wrote that first report.[/QUOTE]I think he could be more concise. Less is more.

[QUOTE=Paulson;1290100]You are not going to like what I am going to say, but I know two things, none of you old guys own this forum, and anytime someone has said something you don't like, you slam them.[/QUOTE]You are right. I'm going to lock in on parts of this and tell you where you are wrong. You are wrong.

No one slammed you after your review. GTR gave you a constructive comment to which YOU proceeded to insult him and anyone who didn't understand what you were trying to write. Then I took issue with your "reply" to GTR and called you on it.

Now you are trying to make this about how we don't like your style, don't twist things, you were given a comment about your review, you responded with an insultiing post, and were called on that. Seems like you want everyone to pitty you for being attacked when NO such thing occurred from any Senior members here.

Lets not let facts get in the way of your ranting. You applogize one minute and the next minute you say "fuck them" which is it.

You started this back and forth and not one of the senior members has insulted you, we have just pointed out you could write a more informative review next time.

The issue at hand is contribute without drama, no need to insult someone who suggests you could do a better job on your next review. If you can't except that it is unfortunate because that is how it is.

Here we are, four days later, and two pages of bandwidth down the shitter. Paulson, I really don't give a damn what you write, as you stated, it's all the same. You can grouse and whine all you want, all this community has tried to do is offer you advice. Which apparently, you don't want to accept. You know what, most of us don't really give a shit, one way or the other. This is a forum, discussion is allowed, and all points are aired. It is through this back and forth exchange of information that we learn more about our hobby, as well as other hobbyists. I wish you well, and hope you have a long run on this board, be well.

GTR

[QUOTE=Gintonicrocks; 1290714]Here we are, four days later, and two pages of bandwidth down the shitter. Paulson, I really don't give a damn what you write, as you stated, it's all the same. You can grouse and whine all you want, all this community has tried to do is offer you advice. Which apparently, you don't want to accept. You know what, most of us don't really give a shit, one way or the other. This is a forum, discussion is allowed, and all points are aired. It is through this back and forth exchange of information that we learn more about our hobby, as well as other hobbyists. I wish you well, and hope you have a long run on this board, be well.

GTR[/QUOTE]
Thank you Gin Tonic.

On an another note. (Not to derail Paulson's rant board)

"Hey guys does any one know a good massage joint where I can get a happy ending?"

Stay horny my friends

[QUOTE=dchung; 1290106][url]Http://www.modelmayhem.com/512423[/url]

Here are some more pictures of her.[/QUOTE]100% legit as far as I can tell. Might be fun to try to convince her otherwise, though. Haha. Let us know if you come up with a different outcome!

[QUOTE=WMIntMonger; 1290883]Thank you Gin Tonic.

On an another note. (Not to derail Paulson's rant board)

"Hey guys does any one know a good massage joint where I can get a happy ending?"

Stay horny my friends[/QUOTE]Each of us has a different view of what a happy ending is, AN my case I can only go to a few places, if I understand what you are asking for, you can visit any gin joint you want and get that, now on a separate note to get a good massage, I have found that if I talk to mamason, tell her I need a good massage she will generally lead me to the right person, but then it's a flip of a coin if the ending is nice. As stated earlier, hard to get both. And a full ending with a good massage is even harder to find. The days I get both, I head right to the lottery window afterward. Before you say I didn't tell you anything, You can go anywhere, (read back a page or two and you will know where) good luck, have fun.

[blue]Gentlemen,

The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange of information between Men on the subject of finding Women for Sex.

Let's get back to the subject.

Thank You,

Jackson[/blue]

[QUOTE=WMIntMonger; 1290883]Thank you Gin Tonic.

On an another note. (Not to derail Paulson's rant board)

"Hey guys does any one know a good massage joint where I can get a happy ending?"

Stay horny my friends[/QUOTE]This is a rhetorical question (no reply needed) mixed with a splash of sarcasm (mocking statement) in attempt to get everyone back on topic.

Well, thank you two for the good info (more sarcasm)

Sorry Jackson I just couldn't help my self (sincere).

[QUOTE=G Love 6938;1291036]100% legit as far as I can tell. Might be fun to try to convince her otherwise, though. Haha. Let us know if you come up with a different outcome![/QUOTE]I didn't want to drive out to her area which is about an hour away unless she wasn't legit.

To make it even sweeter at jhh this fall. It is official Anna will be back Oct 20. In all her BBBJ glory.

I was bored with what I have in my area south of BMore, so when I was on the north side, I thought I would hit a Chinese joint on Harford. I flew right by but I found Sunny Spa just a couple blocks down where I was going to make my U-turn. Screw it. I decided to hit this one. Nothing to look at. Seriously, I tried to keep my eyes closed. I opted for a four-hand massage because I had never done that. Good choice, but the second one wasn't anything to look at either. I asked about the shower, but they said that it came at the end. Confusing. The massage was probably the absolute best massage I ever got at an AMP. Bar none. Standard stuff, but I had to keep my eyes closed. The table shower was scary. It was plastic over another massage table. I swore my ass was going to slide off. I walked away happy but only because of the massage.

What do you guys think is the best one closest to Harford County.

Does anyone know of any AMP girls that like to squirt? I was with one several years ago and it was quite an experience! Please PM me with any info in the Baltimore, Jessup or PGC areas. Your help will be greatly appreciated and kept confidential. Thanks!

Saw a grand opening for a new spa called vita revive in Parkville. The website looks like a legit over the top kind of day spa (anyone for colon washing therapy?) but some diligent googleing turns up that Irene is hiring for this spa and her number also hits for TBC in Towson. It shows up in ******** but without any reviews yet. I'll try and hit it if I can get some free time and will report back. Wanted to share in case anyone else wanted to do some intel work.

Happy hunting,

*woof*

[QUOTE=Jalb25;1292609]Does anyone know of any AMP girls that like to squirt? I was with one several years ago and it was quite an experience! Please PM me with any info in the Baltimore, Jessup or PGC areas. Your help will be greatly appreciated and kept confidential. Thanks![/QUOTE]I was with this woman, actually two, at a house that is closed now near Padonia on York Road. As part of the evening entertainment one girl stuck a Newport in her pussy and puffed on it, it was pretty cool but I haven't met or notices a squirter.