Day Spa (Formally known as Victoria Day Spa on Normandy) review
Well gents, this will be a story of snatching a small victory from the jaws of defeat at a little place called Day Spa.
I was greeted by a mamasan and did what most of us did, go wait in a room after payment (65 for half). I was a bit worried because there was a sign there basically saying "Don't ask for extras or you'll be thrown out". I thought about leaving right then but just said "At least I'll get a massage". I was greeted by a older looking asian woman (thirties) and the session started. Now if your expecting at least a massage, you're better off going southside because almost no effort went towards that, just a few light passes for 5 minutes. BUT there was some light at the end of the tunnel. Convos about extras happened and despite gesturing "mouth", she offered h. E.
Now here's where things start to go south (and not in a good way) , she ask for 60, YES 60, for a HE and I was like "fuck no" and talked it down to 50 and should have gone to 40 but the little brain did not allow rational thought (seriously 60 for a he from some dusty mean older chick, no thanks). So after the negotiations were finished she pulls down her top and there were some pretty nice looking home grown boobs, BUT there was no touching. I mean none, not even her arm, and when I did my hand was slapped.
As I was laying there thinking "Damn just wasted $.65 for a third person H. E.", I decided not to finish and instead tried her out (Yes she was going to work for that $.15 third person HE rip off). So after a while she got tired and said "Ok you do it". Now it was time to set the trap, she gets on the massage table and stands and bends over in front of me, which was nice but basically live porn instead of the free porn I could have watched online since they both include no touching. So then I start working, knowing that I wouldn't get much satisfaction but I would at least give you guys a good story. Right when I get ready to launch I adjusted trajectory and FIRE!
I don't know how I did it, but it was like hitting some kind of arc / curve shot and it hit her hair, face, legs, and vag. She yelps when she feels the direct hits, and mumbles something angrily in Korean then says "Oh shit, you got shit on my hair" (In broken engrish of course). She then said "Why you don't warn me", and I'm thinking "You didn't warn me about the terrible service, I think we're even". While she's in the mirror searching for more snow flakes I try my best to not bust out laughing.
As she's panic wiping herself off I say "Oh sorry didn't know that would happen" (Well I knew, but didn't know it would be that successful) and she said "Yes you did" then she then left the room (most likely to tell mama-san she got a free protein shower) Then I left.
Overall the lady I saw was not young (ok body but wouldn't let you touch even her arm) , mean, mechanical, RUSHED, and expensive with basic menu that is NOT worth a combined $.15. I was warned against going to Day Spa because they forgot what customer service was, but went anyways to see if the westside had at least ONE good AMP, and it seems that it doesn't. I would not recommend going to Day Spa, if you want a good AMP experience drive on over to the southside (Pun intended)
Every time a woman, pro or otherwise, asks me what I like.
[QUOTE=Quickneasy;1826419]After we were done she informed me that she had a client coming in who enjoyed a fresh cream pie. That kind of freaked me out a little bit, but I guess what's really freaky is that one of you guys reading this may have been THAT guy. LOL[/QUOTE].
I tend to hem and haw a lot, somehow imagining I'm a sick son of a * who will doubtless send her screaming into the street with my with my prurient predilections.
Turns out I'm one vanilla mother fucker.
Cheers.
God I miss Marlee and Elane.
[QUOTE=Quickneasy; 1826419]How's this for dating myself.
I actually talked Marlee into going out one evening after a session. In those days she used to keep a bottle on a shelf in her studio and would take nips during the session. Not sure if it was me or the alcohol, but she readily agreed to go have drinks. We went to Bombay Bicycle Club (Remember that place?) and then ended up at T-Birds (On Southside). We sort of dated there for a short while. She had a house over off of Losco Road and I recall being in bed with her on several occasions and being interrupted mid-coitus because a house guest had to use the shower. At the time the only working shower was in her bedroom. Her house guest was a pretty hot little number. Long curly dirty blonde hair. She'd just bust right in and walk to the shower topless in shorts or panties. The first couple of times I thought we were going to have a nice little threesome scene, but it never materialized. She had some issues back then, alcohol for certain and I think she was messing with powder. It was a short lived deal, but fun while it lasted. I had a session with Desire' a few years later over off of Blanding, when I showed up it turns out my session was with Marlee who was supposedly "helping" Desiree' out. She realized who I was on the flip which made things interesting, but I ended up getting considerably more than I expected and she actually made an attempt to return my tip. (albeit half-hearted)
On a side note. I remember her calling me and asking me to come out to her studio after I got off work one afternoon because she was horny and wanted to fuck. I of course obliged her and she surprised me by taking off the condom mid session and telling me to fill her up. After we were done she informed me that she had a client coming in who enjoyed a fresh cream pie. That kind of freaked me out a little bit, but I guess what's really freaky is that one of you guys reading this may have been THAT guy. LOL[/QUOTE]God I miss Marlee and Elane. Those were the good "ol days, I remember them well. Smile
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Dropped in at the new place on Beach Blvd and had another therapy session with Jennifer. Business is slowly picking up she reported. Anyway, enjoyable time spent, complete de-stressing menu at standard prices. It is a clean and spacious place and worth a visit if you are into such things. I will keep it in my rotation.