The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=Alligator19;2510329]It's been a little while since I checked in with the board. When I come up for air I find the ole Rat Trap is embroiled in scandal and controversy!

Er, well, at least embroiled in a mildly aggressive discussion over when (or if) the customer is always right and whether or not SP's need to have change at the ready like they're a hot dog vendor at Shea Stadium. All that, and I'm only on like page four of the conversation.

For those interested in discussing another topic. And perhaps venting about another aspect of the hobby that annoys them, I would be delighted to present one: The CONTACT ME verbiage on a donation page.

I've found in my limited hobbying experience that I like it when a provider has their own personal website. It gives access to a few pics and gives at least some relative assurance that the sp is not LEO and it's a sign that they take this serious and are going to be somewhat professional.

But, what I DO NOT like is when they have a space for a donation amount and instead of an amount it says "contact me".

In most cases, what I am looking for is information. That amount is an important piece of that information. I'd prefer to know it prior to contacting you.

I understand that things change and that number may not be set in stone. But, ladies, we are talking about donation rates for your time and companionship. Not energy futures. I can't imagine that they would fluctuate so wildly that you could not update a website every so often. Do us a favor. Give us some intel!

That concludes my public service message for the day.[/QUOTE]Dude, they tore down Shea a few years ago! Now the Mets play ball in Citifield but I am sure you knew that. No, SP's don't have to make change like a hot dog vendor. If you can't bring the right amount then THROW IT IN AS A TIP! On your other note, the "contact me" part of an SP's web site never bothered me. Its not energy futures but it IS like the fresh fish (pun intended) on a restaurant menu and that typically says MP or "market price". THIS is what it really should say "Market Price" Would that piss you off less?

[QUOTE=Alligator19;2510329]
I've found in my limited hobbying experience that I like it when a provider has their own personal website. It gives access to a few pics and gives at least some relative assurance that the sp is not LEO and it's a sign that they take this serious and are going to be somewhat professional.

But, what I DO NOT like is when they have a space for a donation amount and instead of an amount it says "contact me".

In most cases, what I am looking for is information. That amount is an important piece of that information. I'd prefer to know it prior to contacting you.
[/QUOTE]Al,

That, plus when those that list a price list one that is far higher than the going rate in an area and we all know far more than they really get.

Just give me the rate. Let me decide if I want to do it or not. You are correct, what I want is information.

C3.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2510424]Al,

That, plus when those that list a price list one that is far higher than the going rate in an area and we all know far more than they really get.

Just give me the rate. Let me decide if I want to do it or not. You are correct, what I want is information.

C3.[/QUOTE]Information so I can decide what I want to do. Unless your that young lady who writes a novel describing every possible nuance of what might even remotely be involved in the experience. If I were willing to read through all 82 chapters.

The right amount of pertinent information presented with her individual personality is what helps us understand who we may choose to spend time with and how to set our expectations.

Don't get me started on the ones whose sites open with music instantly blaring or a ridiculously complicated way to navigate the site and / or view pics. (Guys are visual, we want pics).

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2510060]He doesn't, you've been deleted AND blocked.

Checkmate.[/QUOTE]For someone who doesn't have a pot to piss in, or a window to throw it out of, you sure are creating a lot of enemies for yourself. I'm willing to bet there isn't one provider in Central Florida who will verify a reference for you. I will also tell you that Cindy does not exist. I've known Tina since 2007, and can tell you that you're making a fool of yourself. I'm sure your delusions will make for an interesting response tho. I'm sure your little friend Toby can help you out.

Let's forget all this drama and get back to what we all came here for!

Pussy, Pleasure, Pleased? Perhaps anybody? I'm horny!!

[QUOTE=AncientOne;2510414]Dude, they tore down Shea a few years ago! Now the Mets play ball in Citifield but I am sure you knew that. No, SP's don't have to make change like a hot dog vendor. If you can't bring the right amount then THROW IT IN AS A TIP! On your other note, the "contact me" part of an SP's web site never bothered me. Its not energy futures but it IS like the fresh fish (pun intended) on a restaurant menu and that typically says MP or "market price". THIS is what it really should say "Market Price" Would that piss you off less?[/QUOTE]Is this more of your valuable intel douche bag?

Smh.

Savanna I suggest we STOP responding to certain douche bags here in the Trap. I feel most here are using us to bring some type of attention upon themselves. Lets face it, if me or you mention someones name in a post EVERYONE immediately reads it love. We need to stop being taken advantage of!! There are certain douche bags that will ALWAYS get a response from me no matter what!! AncientASS is at the top of the fucking list along with that cocksucker Yrag and Camera3 and last but not least is that fat pig PORKY aka just Jenna! These motherfuckers represent the worst in the city of Orlando! The rest of you want to be douche bags will no longer get any attention from me.

Douche bag city.

[blue]My money says you can't do it.

Just saying,

A2[/blue]

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Took out some clients to the Lake Mary location.

I used to knock their filet.

Not tonight, it was amazing, they must have changed something up.

Pleasant surprise, just killer.

On another note it sounds like Chrissy is tapping out, throwing in the towel, waving the white flag, letting the fat lady sing, crying uncle on a few of us, it's truly a sad day. Don't do it son, I believe in you so hang in there!

[QUOTE=Chris5;2510834]Savanna I suggest we STOP responding to certain douche bags here in the Trap. I feel most here are using us to bring some type of attention upon themselves. Lets face it, if me or you mention someones name in a post EVERYONE immediately reads it love. We need to stop being taken advantage of!! There are certain douche bags that will ALWAYS get a response from me no matter what!! AncientASS is at the top of the fucking list along with that cocksucker Yrag and Camera3 and last but not least is that fat pig PORKY aka just Jenna! These motherfuckers represent the worst in the city of Orlando! The rest of you want to be douche bags will no longer get any attention from me.

Douche bag city.

[blue]My money says you can't do it.

Just saying,

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]Good morning A2. You obviously have ZERO faith in me. I will try to prove you wrong.

[QUOTE=JustJenna;2510649]For someone who doesn't have a pot to piss in, or a window to throw it out of, you sure are creating a lot of enemies for yourself. I'm willing to bet there isn't one provider in Central Florida who will verify a reference for you. I will also tell you that Cindy does not exist. I've known Tina since 2007, and can tell you that you're making a fool of yourself. I'm sure your delusions will make for an interesting response tho. I'm sure your little friend Toby can help you out.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2510524]I only lived in one county dumb ass until Daytona. And might I say going through just your riom having power turned off, lock being disabled, room being enter when not home and many more unmentionables is NOT being ran out and took the crap for over a year and have NEVER had to run a blue light special. Now go back to your yo and STFU.

Checkmate.[/QUOTE]Well if it isn't our FAT porky little friend! I thought this fat pig may have eaten herself to death in all those restaurants she was advising and reviewing on here! CTFU! Jenna can definitely EAT FOOD! Savanna does porky not know you have your own place out in Daytona? Could she be that dumb and stupid not to know this information. You also have your own CAR. Does she know this? Her comments are a joke and it is SHE who is making a fool of herself once again.

I personally will always have a response to Porky but for you love, I feel you should cut her FAT ass off. She's just trying to get some attention from us.

Douche bag city.

AncientASS is this an example of more of your golden intel? [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/stopyour-search-is-over/12830797[/URL].

First off you 200 to 300 dollar paying massage guy and body rub guy and hand job only guy, You are a fucking IDIOT! You're dumb ass would pay this ugly ass broad 200 bucks for a body rub? You're fucking pathetic! Then I notice in your post you advised SM'S to PM you for more info on this ugly ass man looking person! More golden intel and advice from AncientASS! Spend 200 to 300 bucks on an ugly chick for a fucking massage and body rub and MAYBE if you're lucky a HAND fucking job!! CTFU!!

You idiot!!

Douche bag city.

I am " All In" plus $10 for Michele the odds are in our favor, unfortunately he will still be around.

Now let's hear a word from our sponsor "preperation H" think if we covered Chris In this he would calm down? What a PITA.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2510834]Savanna I suggest we STOP responding to certain douche bags here in the Trap. I feel most here are using us to bring some type of attention upon themselves. Lets face it, if me or you mention someones name in a post EVERYONE immediately reads it love. We need to stop being taken advantage of!! There are certain douche bags that will ALWAYS get a response from me no matter what!! AncientASS is at the top of the fucking list along with that cocksucker Yrag and Camera3 and last but not least is that fat pig PORKY aka just Jenna! These motherfuckers represent the worst in the city of Orlando! The rest of you want to be douche bags will no longer get any attention from me.

Douche bag city.

[blue]My money says you can't do it.

Just saying,

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LuvInIt007;2511177]I am " All In" plus $10 for Michele the odds are in our favor, unfortunately he will still be around.

Now let's hear a word from our sponsor "preperation H" think if we covered Chris In this he would calm down? What a PITA.[/QUOTE]Stop! CTFU. I can't deal.

[BLUE]Daddy's about to stop the car and put everybody in time out again.

How many times do I have to say it? When you have been fighting with somebody here and then ask them to meet in reality to work it out that's a threat.

This thread is supposed to be about "fuck you" then "no fuck you" not "Fuck you" then "I'm gonna fucking kill you"

A2[/BLUE]

[QUOTE=Admin2;2511210][BLUE]Daddy's about to stop the car and put everybody in time out again.

How many times do I have to say it? When you have been fighting with somebody here and then ask them to meet in reality to work it out that's a threat.

This thread is supposed to be about "fuck you" then "no fuck you" not "Fuck you" then "I'm gonna fucking kill you"

A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]LOL shit, daddy about to stop the car.

Please stop the car!!

I'm tired of reading this craps anyways!

[QUOTE=Chris5;2510825]Is this more of your valuable intel douche bag?

Smh.[/QUOTE]You may not like anything I have to write here on this board but at least I know how to spell and use punctuation and write full coherent sentences. You and Grandma Swags on the other hand surely failed to get a graduation diploma from elementary school. Let me buy you two some Dr. Seuss books that you can try to read to each other on your next hot date! Checkmate.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2510834]Savanna I suggest we STOP responding to certain douche bags here in the Trap. I feel most here are using us to bring some type of attention upon themselves. Lets face it, if me or you mention someones name in a post EVERYONE immediately reads it love. We need to stop being taken advantage of!! There are certain douche bags that will ALWAYS get a response from me no matter what!! AncientASS is at the top of the fucking list along with that cocksucker Yrag and Camera3 and last but not least is that fat pig PORKY aka just Jenna! These motherfuckers represent the worst in the city of Orlando! The rest of you want to be douche bags will no longer get any attention from me.

Douche bag city.

[blue]My money says you can't do it.

Just saying,

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Chris5;2511148]Good morning A2. You obviously have ZERO faith in me. I will try to prove you wrong.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Chris5;2511171]AncientASS is this an example of more of your golden intel? [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/stopyour-search-is-over/12830797[/URL].

First off you 200 to 300 dollar paying massage guy and body rub guy and hand job only guy, You are a fucking IDIOT! You're dumb ass would pay this ugly ass broad 200 bucks for a body rub? You're fucking pathetic! Then I notice in your post you advised SM'S to PM you for more info on this ugly ass man looking person! More golden intel and advice from AncientASS! Spend 200 to 300 bucks on an ugly chick for a fucking massage and body rub and MAYBE if you're lucky a HAND fucking job!! CTFU!!

You idiot!!

Douche bag city.[/QUOTE]That happened even quicker than I thought it would.

[QUOTE=AncientOne;2511228]You may not like anything I have to write here on this board but at least I know how to spell and use punctuation and write full coherent sentences. You and Grandma Swags on the other hand surely failed to get a graduation diploma from elementary school. Let me buy you two some Dr. Seuss books that you can try to read to each other on your next hot date! Checkmate.[/QUOTE]They can't even read Dr. Seuss. Think we may need hooked on phonics for these two!

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2510060]He doesn't, you've been deleted AND blocked.

Checkmate.[/QUOTE]I cried myself to sleep last night because of this NOT. And yes he does and yes he did place that call.

Love Tp ALL.

Xoxo Ashley.

Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.

I figured I would have at least a few hours to do a real bracket chart. Damn!

C3.

[QUOTE=Admin2;2511244]That happened even quicker than I thought it would.[/QUOTE]

I know we egg them on for entertainment purposes, and maybe we shouldn't.

But, you ever wonder if they realize they need help?

Actually I believe if you were to dip Sissy Chrissy in Preparation H he would simply shrink away to nothing just like any other hemorrhoid does. All you would hear is is tinny little voice as he slowly disappears.

[QUOTE=LuvInIt007;2511177]I am " All In" plus $10 for Michele the odds are in our favor, unfortunately he will still be around.

Now let's hear a word from our sponsor "preperation H" think if we covered Chris In this he would calm down? What a PITA.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=FLAdventurer;2511419]I know we egg them on for entertainment purposes, and maybe we shouldn't.

But, you ever wonder if they realize they need help?[/QUOTE]For all the help they need, that shit is going to take years. Unfortunately you and I are the ones who will be paying for all of the help they will end up getting. It's one of the reasons why healthcare costs as much as it does. They are not only draining this forum but also society.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2511247]He said he'd stop responding to "Certain People" but would always blast AncientAzz, porky and few others. Just not the ones seeking attention.

Xoxo,

Savanna.[/QUOTE]That was my bad I read his post quickly and missed that. Apologies to Chris.

A2.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2511243]I have SEVERAL pots to piss in, and many windows to throw them out from. Just let me know ahead which one you'll be standing under so that I may get an accurate dump. Who the hell in Toby or do you have turrets and randomly shout out odd names? Go back to playing in your little piggy pin.

Checkmate.[/QUOTE]I wouldn't expect you to know since you've probably never seen "Roots". LMAO. I'll let you attempt to figure it out! It is spelled, T-O-U-R-E-T-T-E the syndrome is singular, not plural, however I don't suppose you'll understand that either. No I do not have Tourette Syndrome, Do you? And I wouldn't stand under your window, I would knock on the door. And it would be a "piggy PEN" not pin. MO-RON!! Just when you think you've seen the limit of stupidity, Swagstinky and Toby5 prove there is no limit.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2511806]I ain't going nowhere much less know a Toby5, you need mental help big time. And luv I've NEVER received 40 donation, that's your thing.

Checkmate.[/QUOTE]I'm in some serious shit? LMAO. Sorry Grandma. Don't punish me. PLEASE! You did this all to yourself. No one forced you to be batshit crazy, that is all you babygirl!

That was hilarious. That may have been one of the most comical post in the Rat Trap. All those ands, no punctuation, over modified and a big ole run on sentence.

I admit I misspell word often and post jacked up sentences, but I don't claim to be astute in grammar. Plus this iPad will type whatever it wants.

[QUOTE=AncientOne;2511228]You may not like anything I have to write here on this board but at least I know how to spell and use punctuation and write full coherent sentences. You and Grandma Swags on the other hand surely failed to get a graduation diploma from elementary school. Let me buy you two some Dr. Seuss books that you can try to read to each other on your next hot date! Checkmate.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JustJenna;2510649]For someone who doesn't have a pot to piss in, or a window to throw it out of, you sure are creating a lot of enemies for yourself. I'm willing to bet there isn't one provider in Central Florida who will verify a reference for you. I will also tell you that Cindy does not exist. I've known Tina since 2007, and can tell you that you're making a fool of yourself. I'm sure your delusions will make for an interesting response tho. I'm sure your little friend Toby can help you out.[/QUOTE]Porky let's talk on the real. This is between ME and YOU ok? What the hell is going on with you and your pathetic life? A few weeks ago you advised everyone here to put me and Savanna on fucking IGNORE and to not communicate with us. Then you disappear for a while to EAT yourself to death and then yesterday you suddenly reappear here in the Trap. My question is WHY? You hate everything me and Savanna stand for yet you continue to engage with us. You claim you put us on IGNORE and pledged to not listen to anything we say. What happened Porky? You are especially retarded and the one and only SP to ever most my covenant douche bag of the month list. My question is WHY engage us? Are we here for your entertainment? Does your IGNORE feature not work? OR is it you really NEED me and Savanna in your pathetic life? You disappoint me Porky. Savanna has always been a doll with everyone here on this board until you mother fuckers crossed her and you all made her shit list. Now lets talk FACTS Porky! It is indeed a face that Savanna does and has had for a while a very nice place of her own near the ocean. It is a FACT that Savanna does own her own vehicle. It is a FACT that she does indeed have a avid drivers license. How ridiculous is that.

It is a FACT that Savanna has a apartment full of very nice things and closets full of new clothes and purses and shoes. I am there every weekend so I should know these things Porky, Savanna is doing very very well in her life and you and everyone else seem to be very jealous of that FACT. You make up lies and continue to try and put her down and it will never work. Savanna is a LEADER not a follower like yourself. You seem very angry Porky. Life is too short to waste hating people Porky. I know you may not have many friends in your pathetic life and trust me I sympathize with you on that issue as I really have am in the same boat. I was lucky enough to meet Savanna and she has changed my life! In a good way Porky. So here is my advice to you. STOP obsessing over Savanna. You will NEVER be Savanna. And another fact is Savanna does not do any drugs at all! Do you? I smoke weed all day everyday but hey a man has to relax right Porky? So do everyone a favor and USE the IGNORE feature. If not you will continue to get shitted on by me.

Douche bag city.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2511806]I ain't going nowhere much less know a Toby5, you need mental help big time. And luv I've NEVER received 40 donation, that's your thing.

Checkmate.[/QUOTE]Savanna luv I need a favor. I need for you to IGNORE Porky. She is mentally ill and obsessed with you! I think she really wants to fuck you! Ignore her and let me deal with her crazy ass! I deal with crazy people all the time.

Please trust me on this.

Xoxo.

You are getting so many well deserved new reviews there in Daytona! I saw a new one today and I couldn't be happier for you love. Orlando is douche bag city. So glad you left this shithole. I am stuck here dealing with people like AncientASS and that cocksucker YRAG and the likes of JustJenna and that moron Sexi not so fun aka Cindy! Again Congrats love!

Xoxo.

It was just brought to my attention that you have a BIRTHDAY JustJenna! Let me take a minute out of my day to wish you a very Happy Birthday! Enjoy your birthday and many more.

Chris5.

Hey A2, how about them Cavs!