Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=The Wanderer; 1783905]I'm with the group, and think that ethnicity is a factor that can be considered. The SW thread would be impossible to navigate if we spoke in vague terms instead of HSW, LSW, BSW, or WSW. For others, race is a preference, and we can make generalizations without being racist.

I like white girls, but I'm not going to pretend that they don't tend to work for a different reason than black girls. There are exceptions, but the likelihood of the one in the picture aging much faster than most is high.

I like Asian girls, but I'm not going to pretend that they are proportionally represented out there. Low supply + high demand = more green for less effort.

I like black girls, but I'm not going to pretend that they don't ask for tips more than others, even though their rate+tip is still better than most. It's something a newbie coming to this site for info should be aware of and prepared for.[/QUOTE]I've seen pics of Lashonta out on the town and the girl does look good. She is the only AA massage therapist I would consider in Milwaukee. The others that operate those sensual trantra new age massages are all obese and use fake pics in their ads.

Regardless of race, it seems once a girl is in the passenger seat, the little head's one eye doesn't see so good and they are all Miss America as each second passes by. Or that not so flattering looking women gets better by the minute while on the massage table. Some of my all time favorite AMP girls would probably look horrible and closer to their real age if you saw them in the sun. For some reason when you pay someone you convince yourself they are better than what they are. The one that still behooves me is Big Red. I can't believe I paid for the experience, did all the nasty things to her, made sure she got her pleasure, and did it all in Satan's basement with her kids upstairs. They must all be with different fathers because I can't imagine a man tapping that twice.

Never bothered going but they sure advertised enough up here.

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Is there a way to book with Lashonta or do you have to take who is available? I'm very interested to meet her now that I've had the experience with Ann and Abbie. Anyone who knows, please PM me. Thanks!

[QUOTE=Hobbyvalley; 1782551]I understand what you mean, upselling sucks. Abby and Ann are legends, they let you know exactly what you're getting and exactly what you're paying. But you need an appointment because they don't have a walk-in store or studio.

Water street has a walk-in massage studio, they can't just shake hands with every man that comes through the door. Next time we can talk at the front about what I want and what I will be paying because I'm a client now.

As for the guy that said $500 for FS, that's because you're propositioning a massage therapist, not an escort. For $500 she'd be willing to cross that line, but I don't blame her for not wanting to do that.

The AMPs all upsell now too, .7 to walk in for an hour and another. 3.4 for he. This massage was only. 55 +.35 so under $ is worth it in my book. Abbie is $.2 as a "special" and Ann is right up there too.

Good massage. Good looking therapist. Good ending (great technique BTW, no jack-hammer, very similar to Abbie). Will repeat and recommend to all to try.[/QUOTE]

Found myself on the southwest side this afternoon, so I stopped in at Asian Massage on Hwy 100. I've been there enough to know the drill. I was greeted by a petite 30 something Asian woman. Very hot body and average face. Much younger woman than the last time I visited. I opted for the $70 half-hour table massage. This time I actually handed her 70 dollars (the last time I gave her 4 twenties and the woman just stuck it in her pocket and never even offered change. FYI if you've never been there). The table shower was pretty rushed. A ton of attention to the boys while I was laying face down. Much more than after the flip, actually. When she was done, she dried me off and walked me to my room. It was as usual, but she did seem to be rushing a bit. Back in the room, I was laying face down. She stood next to my head and massaged my back. She let my hands roam wherever I wanted. She had a very small and cute ass. Very petite lady, which I like. Upon the flip she did the usual holding up of six fingers to up-sell for the HE. I held up four. She repeated with six, I repeated with four. Finally, she ended the hilarity of the silent negotiating with five fingers. I nodded. She once allowed my roaming hands and she finished the job. It wasn't of the jackhammer variety, but it wasn't exactly slow and tantalizing either. Overall, it was pretty much what I expected. AMP's aren't bad if you set your expectations low and just enjoy what you do get. Can you get more for the money on the street or from BP girls? Sure and usually I do. But once in awhile I just opt for the safe and sure thing.

I had the same thing happen at Eastern. Gave her 4 twenties and never got change. I guess I should have known better as I've been to many AMP's the past few years.

[QUOTE=Amplover69;1789857]I had the same thing happen at Eastern. Gave her 4 twenties and never got change. I guess I should have known better as I've been to many AMP's the past few years.[/QUOTE]Always go with plenty of cash, more than you need, and is multiple denominations. If they charge 70 and you give 80, that 10 always goes towards the tip and make it clear. Nothing makes an AMP experience more awkward than worrying about money, change, and negotiation. Best case is you pay your fee exactly, you get want you want, and you leave an appropriate amount without discussion. And all following visits go the same way.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;1789864]Always go with plenty of cash, more than you need, and is multiple denominations. If they charge 70 and you give 80, that 10 always goes towards the tip and make it clear. Nothing makes an AMP experience more awkward than worrying about money, change, and negotiation. Best case is you pay your fee exactly, you get want you want, and you leave an appropriate amount without discussion. And all following visits go the same way.[/QUOTE]AMPs can suck a dick if they expect money to flow in like that in order to give service you expect anyway. A tip upfront has no leverage. Do that and she just marked you a sucker. Lefty you sound like you've gone softy. If I listened to this kind of advice I'd have went broke years ago dealing with working girls. If the girl can't handle being negotiated with she in the wrong business. They would love us guys to be zombie cash dispensing ATM machines.

Hello all, hope all is well for the weekend. Has anyone tried this new Oopsy Daisy massage? The girls look hot and appear to be Asian, definitely looks too good to be true: [url]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/BodyRubs/new-oopsy-daisy-sensual-massage-80-25/8126284[/url]

[QUOTE=Permanent Wood;1789884]AMPs can suck a dick if they expect money to flow in like that in order to give service you expect anyway. A tip upfront has no leverage. Do that and she just marked you a sucker. Lefty you sound like you've gone softy. If I listened to this kind of advice I'd have went broke years ago dealing with working girls. If the girl can't handle being negotiated with she in the wrong business. They would love us guys to be zombie cash dispensing ATM machines.[/QUOTE]Look, if the going rate is 60 + 60, 100 or 140, then I bring that in. If she comes back and wants 200 instead of 140, its a no go. But I'm not going to be a jerk and offer 80 or 100 for FS. Especially if she is a hot Korean spinner. My advice is to know what the expected fee is and bring that amount. And bring it in exact change.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;1790184]Look, if the going rate is 60 + 60, 100 or 140, then I bring that in. If she comes back and wants 200 instead of 140, its a no go. But I'm not going to be a jerk and offer 80 or 100 for FS. Especially if she is a hot Korean spinner. My advice is to know what the expected fee is and bring that amount. And bring it in exact change.[/QUOTE]

I go with lefty on this one. Of course we are talking about a first time visit which can be dicey at times, but a second or subsequent visits you should know what the deal is. If a regular changes the game, like one did on me once, I walk. I do not have to discuss $ with a regular. I never give money up front. Get the goods first, if it is good quality, then you pay. Just like a nice restaurant you eat the meal first and then you pay. If the service was good, then you tip. Never pull out a wad and try to negotiate. My advice is to touch the money one time, when you leave it on the table and pay after service has been rendered. Never before. Besides, a quality provider will expect you to pay after she has rendered service before she knows her shit is good and you will be satisfied.

Be safe out there. May Zeus bless you all.

[QUOTE=Member #4201; 1790334]I go with lefty on this one. Of course we are talking about a first time visit which can be dicey at times, but a second or subsequent visits you should know what the deal is. If a regular changes the game, like one did on me once, I walk. I do not have to discuss $ with a regular. I never give money up front. Get the goods first, if it is good quality, then you pay. Just like a nice restaurant you eat the meal first and then you pay. If the service was good, then you tip. Never pull out a wad and try to negotiate. My advice is to touch the money one time, when you leave it on the table and pay after service has been rendered. Never before. Besides, a quality provider will expect you to pay after she has rendered service before she knows her shit is good and you will be satisfied.

Be safe out there. May Zeus bless you all.[/QUOTE]About half require a tip before extras are performed. Half don't. Usually the Chinese jack shacks give a massage and hope you will be generous. Sometimes they will ask a specific amount from 40-60. 40 is normal and 60 is too much for a Chinese granny. The FS Korean spinner shops, look at 140 being the magic number. None of them are going to trust you on this one. 140, they want to see it laying out on the table at some point, nice and spread out. You should get no argument. You put down 120, they might take it but won't be happy and you would get sent off like a little boy going to school by his mom.

[QUOTE=TAndrews414; 1789952]Hello all, hope all is well for the weekend. Has anyone tried this new Oopsy Daisy massage? The girls look hot and appear to be Asian, definitely looks too good to be true:

[url]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/BodyRubs/new-oopsy-daisy-sensual-massage-80-25/8126284[/url][/QUOTE]The pics are fake. They are all over the internet. Take one for the team and report back.

[QUOTE=TAndrews414; 1789952]Hello all, hope all is well for the weekend. Has anyone tried this new Oopsy Daisy massage? The girls look hot and appear to be Asian, definitely looks too good to be true:

[url]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/BodyRubs/new-oopsy-daisy-sensual-massage-80-25/8126284[/url][/QUOTE]Pics are fake. Only one girl but good massage service for the money.

Good luck and let us know how it went for you as YMMV.

Do they ever offer more than HE? And I keep seeing asian apartments, anyone know how to get in touch?

[QUOTE=OneDownAsian;1792785]Do they ever offer more than HE? And I keep seeing asian apartments, anyone know how to get in touch?[/QUOTE]If only there was an entire thread dedicated to massage parlors and AMPs in Milwaukee. Someplace where you could read about what others had said.