Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=SpiderMan;1933317]You're going to leave there with blue nuts everytime unless you want to take matters in your own hands. That foot shit feels good in certain spots, but it's really just a lazy ass way to do a massage. And without a good massage at these places, you have nothing to show for the money you've spent. So, they're not going to do anything sexual wih you. Their objective is to do what they are doing with you. Tease you a little and get you to come back. Maybe tease you some more, get you to come back. And by then with the money you've spent you could've went to VIP and got balls deep in something.[/QUOTE]I know it worked for me. Get massage with a tease, draws me back few more time only for the same tease or stroking my own schlong. I believe the next time I end up power stroking my own schlong, I might have to leave my mark on a wall as she steps out and get a towel to clean up. So next time you're laying face up and you see dried pearls on the ceiling or high on a wall, you'll know Tidelover wuz here..

[QUOTE=TideLover;1933434]Mr. Houling owns H, Hoover FA, and Houling in Vestavia. I went in and he was there along with two girls from Hoover FA. Hour massage is 75, there is no ts and I saw four massage rooms, 3 with curtain doors and one with regular door. Massage wasn't great and I had to be draped the whole time. There wasn't even a tease. I won't be going back for 75, especially when you can go to Panda for 50.[/QUOTE]Is that the tubby guy?

[QUOTE=Bully;1934094]Is that the tubby guy?[/QUOTE]He's older guy I'd say late 60's.

Has anyone been to see this provider, her add sounds iteresting. She's got a local number!

Looking for a report before I take a chance.

Tug.

[QUOTE=RubnTugn;1937332]Has anyone been to see this provider, her add sounds iteresting. She's got a local number!

Looking for a report before I take a chance.

Tug.[/QUOTE]I've called multiple times and no answer or option to leave VM. I've texted and got response a week later.. So no I haven't.

That's funny. I tried to call her a few days ago and got no answer and no VM had been set up. No call back or nothing. Anyway went to Foot as I wanted to try Halen out. I called beforehand to make sure she was there. When I got there the small chick I had last time seemed really disapointed that I was seeing someone else. I had to piss when I got there and she led me all the way back to the bathroom, holding my hand, and being very flirtatious. You'll never figure these girls out, so why try. told her I wanted an hour. Anyway Halen comes in. She's probably in her 40's. Not bad. Has a nice tight figure. I wasn't draped when she came in and she put the sheet over my ass and legs. My first thought was "great, another ball buster." Massage was so-so. More of a firm rub, than anything clinical. She gets down to my lower half and leaves the sheet on to massage. After about 2-3 minutes of this I just take the sheet and throw it right off. She didn't put it back on and continued to massage. It had felt about that time to flip over and all of a sudden she says something that resembled "more time." Isaid "excuse me" and she pulls out 2 sheets of paper out of her pocket that had 4-5 different amounts of time. Such as 15 min, 30, etc. I said "what the hell is that?" And when I say she knows zero English, it would be an understatement. I looked at the clock and I had been there about 40 mins, and tried to tell her that with a 60 min massage, you get 30 min front, and 30 back. Well, trying to get her to understand that, it would've been easier to teach Calculus to a newborn. All sshe kept saying was more time and pointing at this paper. At this point I was beginning to get a little pissed. Well, she leaves and call out something in Chinese or whatever she was speaking. Well in comes another woman, who btw was hot as shit. I don't know who she was but she was fine. Was wearing a tight t-shirt and had some big fucking titties. Anyway these two go to jabbring back and forth. Big tittied girl tells me "more time" and I tell her I had 60 min and my time wasn't up. She didn't do anything on the frontside. Well she jabbers at her again then leaves and Halen motions to turn over. So I do and she starts with the face massage and scalp deal, which is the least of my reasons for being there. And again I'm draped. After 5 min or so, she gives me the paper and starts with the more time shit again. At that point I just got up, threw the sheet of and pointed at my dick, and motioned her over. I'm sitting at the edge of the table and she is in the middle of me holding a towel around my unit, as if there was going to be overspray. I knew she wasn't going to understand a damn word I said, so I just pointe at her tits and to my surprise, she lifted her shirt up and I proceeded to suck on her titties. Meanwhile she takes my cock in her hand, albeit coverd with a towel and jacks on it a little bit. I made a motion, waving off the towel and she takes it incovered for a stroke or 10. When she was doing that I motioned at her belt, and again to my surprise she undid her belt and pulled her pants and her pantied down very slightly. Just far enough where I could play with her button and finger bang her some. After about 3-4 min of this she starts to pull up her pants, pull her shirt down and points at the clock. At this point I had been there past an hour. I knew that in about a min or so I was going to be a little lighter. I motioned her back over and she starts jacking and in about 45 secs, I completely ruin one of their towels. She goes over and gets a hot towel, hands it to me and starts asking for a tip. Well, I wasn't going tot tell her all I had was $60. So I just motion ok and get dressed. When i got done she's waiting outside and still asking about a tip.Well, nothing I could do. Should've had one for her, but what the hell. We go up to the counter and small girl says "59" and I give her $60 and drink my cup of water. Well Halen comes over and starts pointing at the fucking at the fucking price list again and small girl says "have a nice evening." I say thank you and start to leave. And from the time I got arms length from the door to about the steps, all I heard behind me was "tip", "tip", "tip" and at that point I was the one that couldn't understand English. So give it a shot. Maybe there is more to be had with her. Maybe buying extra time will lead to something else. who knows. At least she might not be so worried about looking at the clock.
QUOTE=RubnTugn;1937332]Has anyone been to see this provider, her add sounds iteresting. She's got a local number!

Looking for a report before I take a chance.

Tug.[/QUOTE]

So up for thanksgiving, if I go to foot is there any suggestions or someone I should ask for? Thanks on advance for the advice.

Went for just a massage today got a new chick. Her massage was terrible rubbing the same place over and over. Then on the ts as soon as she saw my cock she was done.

So I went to foot and Hoover had Fiona hour and a half massage with the scrub and when I answed for anymore she said no. Decent massage lots of teasing which is a little bit frustrating.

[QUOTE=PentDragon5;1940809]So I went to foot and Hoover had Fiona hour and a half massage with the scrub and when I answed for anymore she said no. Decent massage lots of teasing which is a little bit frustrating.[/QUOTE]Yes, that's about all you get. Not the mention the rib crushing massage with her feet. Then on your back, she'll tease like hell.

[QUOTE=DirtySouth19;1940630]Went for just a massage today got a new chick. Her massage was terrible rubbing the same place over and over. Then on the ts as soon as she saw my cock she was done.[/QUOTE]Thanks, that just confirms why I'm Done with that place.

[QUOTE=TideLover;1940925]Yes, that's about all you get. Not the mention the rib crushing massage with her feet. Then on your back, she'll tease like hell.[/QUOTE]Have had Fiona a couple of times. The rough massage for me was what I wanted so it was fine. She definitely will put the tease on but just can't / won't grasp the pointer during massage but will a little with the glove during ts. Will do a nice upper groin rub and rub the twins a little while I finished the pointer and that also was fine cause I hate leaving blue.

Why didn't you try Halen? I gave ya'll the inside info. That Fiona chick I think is related to the owner. Or maybe the owner doesn't know wha goes on there sometimes. The last time I saw Fiona there was an older man and woman there when I arrived and Fiona was on her best behavior. Everything covered. Legit deal. Maybe mommy and daddy was there that day.

[QUOTE=PentDragon5;1940809]So I went to foot and Hoover had Fiona hour and a half massage with the scrub and when I answed for anymore she said no. Decent massage lots of teasing which is a little bit frustrating.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SpiderMan;1941607]Why didn't you try Halen? I gave ya'll the inside info. That Fiona chick I think is related to the owner. Or maybe the owner doesn't know wha goes on there sometimes. The last time I saw Fiona there was an older man and woman there when I arrived and Fiona was on her best behavior. Everything covered. Legit deal. Maybe mommy and daddy was there that day.[/QUOTE]Halen don't work there anymore.

I believe I'm done going to this place. It has the best ts around but the massage quality sux donkey balls. I went in and got the hour, young chick comes in to give massage. She sits on my ass as she rubs my back, which wasn't too bad. Then she slides down and sits between my legs and uses her feet on my ass that is very half passed.. I became bord after 5 minutes on that. Then she get off the table and does a quick leg rub and spends a lot of time on my feet, so much time, she falls asleep. I wake her, she says flip over and does quick massage on my head and face and little chest and belly. Then says done, no leg / thigh rub at all..WTF.