Streetwalker Reports

Was cruising Penn around 5:00 am and only saw Ce Ce standing in Dave's yard, I just waved and moved on, no time for that drama. I decided to just jump on the highway and head on into work, I get to the corner of PA and Lough when I see a thick BSW bopping down the sidewalk, I am thinking a newbie? Well let's check this shit out pronto.

I do the block and snatch her up. Michelle is a very friendly BBW with an awesome rack and a good personality. Says she usually cruises in a white Land Rover and she stays up at Morganford and Miami. Incalls available and wants me to share her # with you fuckers, lol. Yeah I know, some of us have to do all the work.

Very wet and sloppy BBBJCIMWS with a little too much hand but took direction well and even asked if I was done before she pulled off, that'll get 'em a tip every time in my book. .20 + .05 for a job well done. Did I mention she had an incredible rack with big ole' firm 'uns and huge nips, she whipped those bad boys out right away too, nice! Under 30 I would guess with shorter straight hair. Wednesday to be continued in General Reports.

Too dark for pix LO, sorry bro. Damn Buck, I am sensing some rage my man, if we can find a way to have a few home games in these freakin' playoffs maybe these fucks will be busy downtown and we can run rampant on the SS, lol.

Lay low,

Bill

[QUOTE=Lookingstl]I still have a hard time spotting SW's, plus I get so nervous about getting arested. So I jumped atn the chance to get a phone number from So IL Bill.

I called Donna and she gave me directions, never even asked about money. Made me feel at home, even took her top off while she did BBBJCIM, After she finnished she cleaned me up with warm wash rag. I wasn't sure what to give her so I gave her.40.

I enjoyd it a lot. I am sure I will be back.

Thanks for the number So IL Bill.[/QUOTE]


Just so y'all know, I checked this newbie out pretty good before I hooked him up and since he is my namesake, I cut him some slack. So Seniors don't get your panties in a twist, 10 quality posts is still the key. So Lookingstl, you owe us some posts my brother.

Lay low,

Bill

That ball didn't really hit him in the nads, did it? Tell me I was fucking dreaming, please tell me now!

Well there goes the hopes of a prolonged playoff run with lots of home games, this is sucking donkey dick Buck.

A personal thanks from yours truly, the humble SS mongering idiot himself, to all my brothers who helped Donna out in her hour of need. I appreciate it and I also do return favors, although no reach arounds, lol.

Excuse me now while I puke and pray to the porcelain goddess about where it all went wrong and contemplate who the fuck will play left field next year while Brett Wallace wins the AL Rookie of the Year and Albert decides where his next team will be. My guess is there will be a Pujols 5 coming to your favorite Bronx and Manhattan locales real soon.

I am too sick to troll this morning my brothers, fuck the rain and the SS.

Lay low,

Bill

[QUOTE=So Ill Bill]I am too sick to troll this morning my brothers, fuck the rain and the SS.
Lay low,

Bill[/QUOTE]

Add another fuck or two in there...will make you feel a bit better dude.

"Fuck the fucking rain and the fucking south fucking side..."

Strange start to the weekend. I musta told about 6 different girls during the week that I wouldn't be doing anything till the weekend, however the monger phone was silent most of the day. I did get a call from Blonde Jen who is out, no I didn't post her bond, made a date for Friday and she said she had a friend to hook me up with as well.

Made my way to the South Side last night about 11pm…kept getting calls from Stroller Girl and kept telling her "in 30 mins" while I drove around looking for someone new.

Penn/Broadway…WTF is going on @ Penn/Koeln now? Cars lined up on Penn a full block on each side of Koeln? Have seen this a couple times now…lasted past 1am. Party or something? Anyway, I saw no one out in this area.

Grand/Meramec…nothing. Turned down Chippe and saw someone walking with a big overcoat, hood up, with umbrella. Didn't pay much attention till I saw the legs that came out of the big coat. Tight jeans, thighs so thin that they were about the size of my forearms. I could probably put my head between her thighs and there would still be air between my ears and her legs. Anyway, on first pass just made out the legs and the fact that she was white and had a big nose….didn't even know if she was working. Circled around the block and caught her right at the corner of Tenn/Chippe. Motioned towards the door and had an ordeal getting her over-clothed ass, umbrella, coffee, etc in the ride.

Name was "TT" and 31…real weird case, extremely soft spoken. Talked about being homeless, working the street, blah blah blah. Agreed to bbbj for $30 and went to Buck's favorite spot. Spent first 10 mins getting her stuff put away, and out of that coat. Not much to speak of chest wise, but nice and slim. Started a very lame bj and she asked not to nut in her mouth. Whatever, I started roaming my hands down south and her ass was tiny and very soft. She unbuttoned her jeans so I could roam easier. Getting close to nut time and she pulls off and basically leaves lil' Buck hanging out in the wind. Apologetic and helpful in the cleanup but the mess was made. She asked for a ride to nearest gas station but after talking to the dopeman she wanted a ride to Nebraska/Jefferson. She could tell I wasn't going for that so she asked to be dropped off at the Phillips on Grand at Gravois.

During the waste of time with TT, Nikki was burning the phone with call after call. Then got a message from Jen who told me her friend bailed on her. Fuck…cleaned up as best I could and made my way over to Jen.

After that, I cruised some more and Jen calls and says her friend is back. After some more calls, finally made a connection with new girl. Ended up at her place for bbbj and then it was back on the streets as I'm down 3 nuts in less than 2 hours.

Dead set on busting #4 but the fucking streets were deserted. Kept driving for over another hour and I called it a night.

Got down to the SS about 10pm and nothing shaking on Penn. Called up dark haired Jennifer and left a VM. Cruised Grand/Meramec...nothing.

Jennifer called back and said wasn't available for a while...fine, call me when you get home. An hour turned to two and I'm burning gas and seeing nothing but cops.

Cruised Jefferson and pass a bbw redhead in front of the hospital (Lutheran?). She was walking south as I passed the first time. I went around the block and she was now walking north. Went around again and parked off Potomac and she walks up to the ride checking me out. Got in and did the po-po check. Turns out...name is Jennifer. I will refer to her as "Redhead Jennifer." About 5'5" and 150...fairly big girl. But young enough for me to still want to date her.

She says she lives just up the street from QT on Jefferson and is always on her doorstep trying to make money. We find a side street and decent bbbj for $30. She warned ahead that she'll catch it but won't swallow...well shit, what more can I ask for? Dropped her off in the same spot and was still waiting on dark haired Jennifer to call.

Cruised another hour, absolutely no one out. Got chased off the Penn stroll by cops, went back to look for Redhead Jennifer cuz I was still fiending. Got a text from blonde Jennifer but wasn't feeling it.

Totally bummed and disgusted at this point...called it a night.

[QUOTE=Knucklebuck]Got down to the SS about 10pm and nothing shaking on Penn. Called up dark haired Jennifer and left a VM. Cruised Grand/Meramec...nothing.

Jennifer called back and said wasn't available for a while...fine, call me when you get home. An hour turned to two and I'm burning gas and seeing nothing but cops.

Cruised Jefferson and pass a bbw redhead in front of the hospital (Lutheran?). She was walking south as I passed the first time. I went around the block and she was now walking north. Went around again and parked off Potomac and she walks up to the ride checking me out. Got in and did the po-po check. Turns out...name is Jennifer. I will refer to her as "Redhead Jennifer." About 5'5" and 150...fairly big girl. But young enough for me to still want to date her.

She says she lives just up the street from QT on Jefferson and is always on her doorstep trying to make money. We find a side street and decent bbbj for $30. She warned ahead that she'll catch it but won't swallow...well shit, what more can I ask for? Dropped her off in the same spot and was still waiting on dark haired Jennifer to call.

Cruised another hour, absolutely no one out. Got chased off the Penn stroll by cops, went back to look for Redhead Jennifer cuz I was still fiending. Got a text from blonde Jennifer but wasn't feeling it.

Totally bummed and disgusted at this point...called it a night.[/QUOTE]


It was the Cardinals not the chicks bro. Johnny J. Law was prob driving around pissed off too. Good thing you bolted or you might be having a fucking honey bun this morning instead of reading this, lol. If you want real "doom and gloom" read Ken Rosenthal's column on MSN Sports today, the headline reads "Bye Bye Birdies". Freakin' disgusting.

I am sure glad we didn't name our daughter Jennifer (or Ashley for that matter), these hoes have a pre-disposition for being SW's it seems, no offense to those of you who have Jen's or Ash's in your life, I'm just saying.

The east side forums are losing it my friends, lucky to get a decent post a week. I may have to broaden my horizons this winter and give 'em somethin' to talk about.

Lemay Laura suddenly thinks she is high rent from what I hear, fuck her boys, low ball her ass every time for awhile to put her back into her place. She quoted a friend .40 for a BJ and less than 6 weeks ago she did FS with me for .35 and 5 vikes and was freakin' happy to do it. She quit calling me after I ignored her for a month, now she hasn't even texted me her new #, good for me I guess.

As my team ended it's run with a whimper and the Redskins suck out loud, all hope turns to the Blues. I am going to have a little confab with JD soon and set his ass straight. Oh yea, did I mention that the Illini are a disgrace to the Big Ten and Division One football? I turn to Bruce Webber and say come on man, hook a brother up, lmao.

That's all I got boys, sorry it was all just useless dribble, I will post you fuckers up with some real skinny soon I promise. I am stuck on the sidelines and feeling like I was Tebow'd right about now.

Lay low,

Bill

Tammy was on Broadway last night around 8pm, in front of the laundry mat. Decent looking older gal with a petite body. She wanted $25 for some head. It started out ok. I offered another 20 for FS. Service was ok, but rushed. I dropped her back off by the laundrymat. I got her digits if you need 'em.

Country Boy #3, I'm thinking that you picked Tammy up right after I dropped her off. I was doing the stroll up and down Penn and getting ready to call a night. I was on Broadway headed south and saw her walking. I didn't think they walked on Broadway anymore. Made a couple turns and found her at the payphone. I was parked at the light and rolled down my window. She asked if I had a cig, I said no but offered her a ride. She finished her call as I sat at the light. She wanted.25, I offered.20. She told me she had no phone, and that nothing else was avail. I would have taken her up on FS if it was avail. What did you do different Country? I should call her, she would wonder how on earth I got her #. See my other post in escort classified ads for my first nut of the day.

Sunday,6:00 to 6:30, Didn`t see anything on Broadway, Penn., or Grand.

Sunday,10:00 to 10:30, The only person I saw was the Gal in the black explorer. It`s the first time that the light has been just right to see her face. She was looking a little intense.

Had a dream that I needed to take a late night ride on the SS and found a pair of nice looking legs in some jean shorts and a heavy jean jacket w/hoodie. Figured this had to be someone looking for a ride since it was late, and very cold. Pulled over after offering a ride I realized as she got in it was Ashley. Figured, wtf, it's late and cold, nobody else out and needing to feel some release. Short story shorter, disappointing as usual but kept her from pulling off too soon and managed to keep the full load in the mouth. A quick spit out the window and some statements of disgust and she offered me her digits for a fs visit sometime. Not likely. With the cold weather gonna have to check what's under that hoodie a little more next time around. Need to do some meditating or something to get better dreams going!

Happy dreaming!

Cruised all the SS strolls early this morning til about 6:30, nada fuckin' thing stirrin', not even a cop. First time in a long time that I been shut out in the AM. Oh well, no big, my heart wasn't in it anyway. Sorry so lame.

Lay low,

Bill

Made a lap through the SS strolls tonight between 7 - 7:30. Nothing on Broadway/Penn or Meramec and Grand or Chippewa. Saw one probable on Jefferson at Potomac. Only saw one LE.

I made the trek to SS tonight. Left a VM for dark haired Jennifer and never got a callback. Got down about 10pm and Penn/Broadway was deserted.

Hit Jefferson, got a call from Redhead Jennifer and hooked up next to old Hollywood Video.

This chick is a weird case...both times she seems so depressed, close to suicidal. Keeps thanking me for "helping her out." I'm like, "you ain't getting this money loaned to you." and that'll get a smile out of her.

Decent bbbj again...puts a suction grip on the top half of your pecker and gives you several tugs...nice technique. Blew a big load and it sounded more like vomit when she spit.

Drove around some more and turned on Penn at Nagel. Waaaay up by the park I could see someone walking with the ho sa-shay, flipping her hair. Stood on the gas and covered several blocks in the blink of an eye. Turns out to be the So Ill Man's Donna.

Chatted about her rent being due, Renee & Ce Ce both burned out on her today and she needed $100 by morning. I did my part (but not on the CSI Sofa [DNA joke] at her crib) to help with funds and she took care of lil' buck.

Sorry guys this report is so late my computer got a trojan and had to get rid of it before I could post anything!

Strolled the SS on sat morning at about 10: 30. I wanted to make it a short trip so I promised myself that after two rounds of the hot spots I would just dial lemay laura and call it! Well I did exactly that and now laura is to good for the regular pay she wants more and turns me down! Oh no she will be callin soon and its time for lowballin'! Went down grand to start out saw a possible new one at grand and chip but wanted to see what was out so passed up on that one. BIG MISTAKE! Drove the grand to meremac. Virginia to bates to broadway to tracks to penn and back for close to two hours before I saw anything!

Finally spotted Liz my favorite on the grand stroll walking to virginia on meremac as soon as I try to make the scoop LE comes out of the blue in front of me and had someone pulled over so I have to bail on the pickup and turn down virginia and I try and make it around the block and as soon as I get back not even a minute later Liz is ghost! Nowhere to be found! And What do I see now? LE's everywhere! WTF!

I leave the scene and head to the MLK stroll havnt been down that way in a while didn't see anything on that stroll as well decide after a couple round I will pull an old trick I used to do. So I head to page and go the the page motel off of page and. Oh shit I forgot the street name but you all know what place I'm talkin about right there next to the store on page! I pull in there and anytime I do that heads are peeking out of the blinds and doors to catch a john lurking. And I see one. Not really a looker but I was in need so I fuck with her. Offers me BBBJCIM for.15 I drop a 10 and say if its good I'll give you the other.05 she jumps at the deal. Now I thought I was gonna have to take one for the team but boys she gave me one of the best BBBJ I ever had and I took my time and she didn't complain once. She did however renig on the cim but I ask her if I can put it on her chest she sd ok so she get on her back and giving it to me good and shes like "tell me when your about to cum" and I say ok but boys I don't know about yall but when a ho renigs with me I get what I want now matter now! So I let loose in her mouth and she couldn't do anything but take it and this one was a biggie. She couldn't spit it out cause she was on her back and she took it like a champ. Thought the last shot got on her chest! We clean up I toss her the.05 cause I'm a kind man LOL! And I leave.

Oh and she says her name was sunshine in room 12! YMMV gentlemen!

So-Crates