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WTF....... are you lookin for a wife or a fuck


[QUOTE=Bunker Buster]New Asian girl claiming to be "Japanese and Hawaiian" posted an ad on BP and CP, so I called to do a bit of recon. I use the one-minute conversation to tell me if it's worth going to see someone. Terrible phone manners, rude, curt and immature. Right out of the gate, she's asking how long I want to stay, which is 100% guarantee that the all-business attitude will carry through the entire session.

Her ad says "Special today-100 h, " so when she told me it was 100/15, I asked what the "h" in her ad meant. At this point, she angrily said "it don't mean nothing. " Going from bad to worse.

Is it so hard to say "I hope to see you" or something similar at the end of a brief conversation, and not just hang up?

I called her back and gently suggested that a little bit of courtesy might make more people want to see her, at which point she let loose with a string of profanity and insults. I'm not up to date on urban slang, but I don't remember "the girl next door" being so trashy.

"I mean, good manners don't cost nothing, do they? "

202-413-9986

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Brahmabull, you're treating me like I haven't called and seen a thousand girls at all ends of the hobby for the past few decades. I don't expect scintillating conversation from a bargain provider, but more often than not, most are at least friendly enough to give you a bit of information without interjecting "what time do you want your appointment" after each sentence.

I've found many, many girls at bargain prices who are pleasant and friendly, and even warm and affectionate. I'm not looking for extended GFE sessions, but want. And know how to find. Pleasant girls who will take care of business at a reasonable rate.

I don't need girls who would rate at 9/9 on the oThER board; but 6s and 7s are attainable for $.

Example 1: the slender Eurasion Kristina, is really sexy, and is an excellent sensual stop-by for 100/15. No GFE, so she can't be graded above a 7, but at least an 8+ in appearance, and a great attitude.

Example 2: Rebecca/Linda, the Latin girl on BP/CP. Maybe a 6 in appearance (some post-baby flab), and about a 6-7 in performance, but friendly, and doesn't rush you. At 80/15, you take care of business, have a friendly chat while undressing and dressing, and leave less stressed than when you arrive.

If a girl is rude right out the starting gate, you're going to be in for a session of "hurry up, " "did you come yet, " "that costs more, " and the even one-position rule. Her manner on the phone will tell you that.

And the guy at Jiffy Lube will be polite enough on the phone to not alienate potential customers, and they'll even clean your windows, fill your tires, and check the belts and fluids.

As the man says on Dark Side of the Moon: "Good manners don't cost nothing, do they? "

[QUOTE=Brahmabull]See here is the problem you are looking in the wrong place for a quality provider. You can not look at the 100/hr or girls who have 15min rates and expect anything but business.

You called a HIGH VOLUME PROVIDER, thats why they have the rates for the times they have. See as many people as quickly as possible.

And you wanted to waste her time with a get to know you call? Come on, in this hobby girls offering quicky rates do not have time for get to know you calls. There are reports all over this forum detailing this and most of the regular girls with the rates you listed put right in their ad things like this.

"Everything you need to know is in the ad" or "will not discuss rates or services" "call only when you are ready to schedule".

They get a lot of calls and do not need to give you time to get to know them on the phone. You want to get a feel for someone like that you need to step up to a 200-300hr escort who sees far less clients per day. They will go the extra mile because you pay for it.

The guy at jiffy lube is not going to spend any time discussing your car either, but go to the dealership and they will talk to you all you want. Get it?[/QUOTE]

I could ask you the same question; why do you spend $$$ for a woman to pretend she loves you?

I posted my report so guys who prefer reasonably friendly girls can avoid this one. If that doesn't suit your tastes, preferences, or ideal image of how and why I go about finding what I'm looking for, so be it, but for every guy like you who feels the need to chastise or ridicule others for how they pursue the hobby, there are 500 readers who will appreciate my tip.

To answer your question: I'm not looking for a wife or a fuck. I'm looking for a friendly girl to have a pleasant time with at a reasonable rate. The fact that I frequently succeed is its own validation.

[QUOTE=A John]WTF....... are you lookin for a wife or a fuck[/QUOTE]

Ain't it a shame that one woman cannot be both?!

JJ

[QUOTE=A John]WTF....... are you lookin for a wife or a fuck[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bunker Buster]I could ask you the same question; why do you spend $$$ for a woman to pretend she loves you?

I posted my report so guys who prefer reasonably friendly girls can avoid this one. If that doesn't suit your tastes, preferences, or ideal image of how and why I go about finding what I'm looking for, so be it, but for every guy like you who feels the need to chastise or ridicule others for how they pursue the hobby, there are 500 readers who will appreciate my tip.

To answer your question: I'm not looking for a wife or a fuck. I'm looking for a friendly girl to have a pleasant time with at a reasonable rate. The fact that I frequently succeed is its own validation.[/QUOTE]

Sure it would be nice. But I am just saying your expectations are unrealistic in this hobby, you listed 2 girls on BP or CL, out of hundreds.

Fact of the hobby is that bargain girls will spend exactly as much time on the phone with as is needed to schedule you and if they cant schedule you in 2 mins or less guess what? THE next guy is probably already calling and all they have to do is click over. If you want go with the cheaper "dates" then you need to get over this and accept it or pay more thats the plain truth of it.

We are not paying for love, we pay so they leave afterwards.

I had been hoping to see Cassie for some time, but I kept hesitating for some reason. The other day I finally decided to see her. I saw her post that she would be leaving soon, So I didn't want to miss her. Glad I contacted her!!

I filled out her contact form on her website, and our appt was set. She had called to confirm in the atfernoon. I was pretty excited as from her pics I was pretty sure she was my type of woman. She let me know the location in springfield, and It ended up being very easy to get to. I called her when I was about a couple minutes away, and she needed a few extra minutes which was perfectly fine with me. Once she was ready she gave me a call to come up! Some one was behind going towards her room so I pretended I had a hotel key I gently knocked and she opened the door hiding behind the door. I turned around and said hello, and there stood a tall beautiful brunette!

She shook my hand which I thought was kinna funny. LOL Then she hugged and kissed me gently. She welcomed me to the bedroom, and I noticed there were some candles lit and soft music playing. We stood and kissed again, and boy did she look good! Her boobs were poping out and she had on a black corset with no panties. I sat on the bed and she excused herself to the bathroom, while I got confortable. She come out and sat next to me then leaned in for some LFK/DFK. Hands were roaming all over the place! I rubbed her puss a little and she stroked me some. Next she had me lay back and kissed my body down to a nice BBBJ. a little of BLS and she spit it too. I told her she was a bad girl. lol

After a few minutes I wanted to bang that pussy. I said Doggie was my favorite, she said she likes it too. Covered and started a little DATY before I entered. The view was nice and she was vocal I smacked that ass and pumped and she got wet Pulled her hair, by her request. I had never done that before it was fun. After some doggie I kissed her body and booty and said I wanted to do some Spooning! It was good, but I didn't stay up long. Stopped and kissed some more then went right to mish, it was kinna intense, She encouraged me the whole time!

She blew me some more then we did CG, it felt great with her on top of me with her boobs in my face and I grabbed her ass firmly. I put my legs on top and her feet to get a better and deeper positioning and boy was it fun!! She said she came, and she seemed to really be enjoying it. We stopped breifly and she sucked me some more and I said we could do Doggie a little more, we did but I kinna went down again so we went back to CG. She felt so good on top and she said she came really hard. I dont know but she felt real good. We stopped that and she went back to BBBJ, she tried a BJ/HJ mix. It wasn't meant to be, but I had a wonderful time with Cassie. She was willing and is complete GFE!!. I will repeat!!!! over and over

I know from experience that there are more than a few bargain girls who will be pleasant on the phone for a minute or two, which is what it takes to entice me to see them - and be rewarded with a pleasant visit. I enjoy the phone recon - it's the modern equivalent of cruising the SWs or walking in and out of spas for lineups - except no one can ID you while you're doing it.

I'll agree that the quality of BP/CL girls has gone down the past few years, with a lot more really trashy ones, but considering that I've found girls who fit the bill, my expectations are both realistic, and satisfied. It's like going to the discount clothing stores; you have to sift through a lot of junk to find the gems, but they're there, if you dig a bit.

If two examples aren't enough, here are a few more quality, friendly bargain girls I've seen the past year or two:

Penny - Goth girl who recently took time off.
Ashley/Brooke - petite, smoking-hot NJ girl.
"Eve from Argentinia" - Latina who sadly left the business last year.
Diana - slightly older Colombian lady.
Spanish apts. in Fairfax (several women answer the phones)
Loe - heavier Italian girl who does a great 3BJ
Michelle Passions - petite cutie from Oregon
Rheyven - Off-beat Seattle visitor
Valorie - tiny spinner who used to work with Kellie Starr, who was also awesome in her day.

Here are a few more I haven't yet seen; they have good reviews, and I've spoken to them, so they're on the list to meet:

Ms. Vanity
Whitney in Manassas
Ester - Latina on CL
KT and friends

Some of us prefer quantity over the highest quality. Even if you eat in the most expensive Chinese restaurant in town, you're still going to be hungry 3 hours later.

I'd rather spend $ 3 times; maybe for 2 FS sessions and 1 nice massage.

This end of the hobby may not be your thing, but I'm very familiar with it, and do pretty well with what I care to budget for it. Likewise, my reports will appeal to some, but not to others.

[QUOTE=Brahmabull]Sure it would be nice. But I am just saying your expectations are unrealistic in this hobby, you listed 2 girls on BP or CL, out of hundreds.

Fact of the hobby is that bargain girls will spend exactly as much time on the phone with as is needed to schedule you and if they cant schedule you in 2 mins or less guess what? THE next guy is probably already calling and all they have to do is click over. If you want go with the cheaper "dates" then you need to get over this and accept it or pay more thats the plain truth of it.

We are not paying for love, we pay so they leave afterwards.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bunker Buster]I know from experience that there are more than a few bargain girls who will be pleasant on the phone for a minute or two, which is what it takes to entice me to see them - and be rewarded with a pleasant visit. .[/QUOTE]


Exactly what I said. 1-2 mins on the phone with the bargain girls is all you are likely to get, if it is enough for you good, don't expect a longer converstation from most of them.

A lot of the girls you just listed are not advertising anymore or have not advertised for a long time.

The current crop of advertises tend to be short and to the point, all business from the bargain providers.

I have nothing against bargain providers, I just don't expect much. As the adage, you get what you pay for is always true. You pay 80 for a 15min F***, you get a 15min f*** that may be worth 80.00 (stress MAY).

This whole chain of discussion started because I criticized a girl who couldn't give 20 seconds of polite conversation on the phone. If I get a full minute or two, the girl is worth taking a chance on seeing. Some of them are a bit disappointing, in that they rush or are trashier than hoped for, but I've always at least gotten the basics of what I went for, and sometimes much more.

It's something of a gamble, with the odds at least tipped in my favor. I doubt I'm the only one who enjoys the adventure and roll of the dice.

I gave the list as examples of my recent successes, past and present. It's not comprehensive, and a fair number of them are currently available, or visit DC regularly.

I agree with you that the current crop is slimmer pickings, but the gems are still there to be found. I'm trying to do my part in helping others who are interested in weeding through the crop.

That was the entire point of my post about a rude girl in the first place.

By the way, all the talk about great bargains prompted me to go visit Marina/Kristina, the tall, slinky Eurasian girl with incredibly seductive eyes. Try looking directly into them and not spilling your cup. Anyone not familiar with her can b/c for info.

[QUOTE=Brahmabull]Exactly what I said. 1-2 mins on the phone with the bargain girls is all you are likely to get, if it is enough for you good, don't expect a longer converstation from most of them.

A lot of the girls you just listed are not advertising anymore or have not advertised for a long time.

The current crop of advertises tend to be short and to the point, all business from the bargain providers.

I have nothing against bargain providers, I just don't expect much. As the adage, you get what you pay for is always true. You pay 80 for a 15min F***, you get a 15min f*** that may be worth 80. 00 (stress MAY).[/QUOTE]

At the very least this provider is very rude. Bad attitude is the first red flag to poor service. I sent her an email to see if she had a more revealing photo. I don't know about you, but if you say you have something(ie big breasts) it would be smart to post a picture proving that. Call me crazy. She responded that she had more photos on BP. Initially I couldn't find searching under name and phone number. Now, I did find it doing a google search of her phone number.

This was her response to my second email explaining that I could not find her pics:

"it's on there I don't know how you can't find it but I don't give a fuck"

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/ads/1708444402.html[/url]

I am not saying that she doesn't provide good service, cause honestly I am not TOFTT. But in this economy talent shoud AT LEAST pretend they give a crap. Just my opinion.

Lovejugs

Badly done fake eyebrows is a sign of insanity. Another red flag.

Lovejugs

[QUOTE=Lovejugs]Badly done fake eyebrows is a sign of insanity. Another red flag.

Lovejugs[/QUOTE]
The big red flag for me would be the weight. At 5' 7" with 145 lbs (they never tell the truth about this, its usually more) she must be a fat chick. But then again YMMV, and some mongers prefer them that way. In any case if she was that rude, she probably is not in the business of pleasing clients.

[QUOTE=Lovejugs]At the very least this provider is very rude. Bad attitude is the first red flag to poor service. I sent her an email to see if she had a more revealing photo. I don't know about you, but if you say you have something(ie big breasts) it would be smart to post a picture proving that. Call me crazy. She responded that she had more photos on BP. Initially I couldn't find searching under name and phone number. Now, I did find it doing a google search of her phone number.

This was her response to my second email explaining that I could not find her pics:

"it's on there I don't know how you can't find it but I don't give a fuck"

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/ads/1708444402.html[/url]

I am not saying that she doesn't provide good service, cause honestly I am not TOFTT. But in this economy talent shoud AT LEAST pretend they give a crap. Just my opinion.

Lovejugs[/QUOTE]

Here's her eros ad.

[url]http://www.eros-virginia.com/files/163552.htm[/url]

her BP ad. [url]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/o-ogorgeous-busty-asian-visitingo-o-23/3237806[/url]

I was very interested until you mentioned how she responded from the email. I still may TOFTT.... but probably not

Edit: here reviews on redbook aren't good either!

[QUOTE=Free Mickey]My god, this one is right up there in my all time top 3. Usual location, you know the one where the room number doesnt really match up with the floor you are on..smoking hot 25 year old from LA, loves to kiss, loves to lick ass, loves putting baby oil all over her perfect natual C/D cups and rubbing your johnson in between them and on them and all over them. This chick will ride you like she is riding for her life, the grinding is unreal. any position you want welcomed with open arms and open legs. Offered a shower afterwards to bad I didnt have the time cause I would have loved to have her join me just to see her soap up her perfect tits. Where in the hell do these hot petite asian chicks with perfect natural large breasts come from???? Run, dont walk to see this one, you aint got much time.[/QUOTE]


Saw Vivian today and can't help but agree 100%. The girls from sky consistently have the best looks, service and attitude hands down. My only concern is that they may one day become a victim of their own success.

She did tell me today that most girls only hit DC one or two times, after that revenue falls flat and they are better off going to another town.

1 post wonders, do not waste your time sending me a PM asking for info about sky.

I know there have been some reports recently on Vivian of Sky but I followed the good advice and got an appointment. This (Sunday) is her last day! If you're reading this and there's still time, go see her right now!

I'm still new to the hobby but hands down the best experience I've ever had with a provider. Great attitude, playful, teasing, did everything I asked, pretty much GFE. And no rush! When I was done with standard I asked for and received a pretty enthusiastic massage all the way up until my 45 minutes. Tipped her extra for overall outstanding service.

If you miss her she may be back in DC in a few months but she heads to Chicago next. If you have any friends up there you might want to tell them to be on the lookout.