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[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]I'd just call you... in fact, I think I might. :)[/QUOTE]It figures, some smart ass figures out an answer I haven't thought of... And I get a phone call... Simple SOB anyway... However, Box, you are not quite right, I'd call JJJ. ;)

From the mail bag:
[QUOTE=Jake Jj 1492]Let's see, at last count there was a Bebe at Royal, a Bebe at Gold, a Bebe at IHC, and I'm sure a few more...and that's just in the last month.

I'd say it's closer to a 1% chance that it's the Bebe we know so well...[/QUOTE]
I hate to say it, he's probably right... but there are worse things that can happen to you than TOFTT at a DC AMP.

You know the really sad thing about Bebe? She left some of us trinkets, and many of us memories of a lifetime; but don't we all wish we were the guy who had her cell number right now...
LL

I knew that Bebe has been with many of you guys obviously and I do not deny the fact that she did a hell of a lot of cheating (She's an AMP girl after all), but to tell you the truth, she was the only girl that truly made me feel like a man that had the world in his hands, no girl has ever treated me so good in my life, it is truly a shame that she does a job like this. She would have been the PERFECT woman. But now the bliss is over and those times will never return I'm afraid, I only hope that the good times return, just like before black wednsday so happiness can be back again.

Went to Supra and saw "Happiness". She was VERY concerned about LE, apparently some sort of visit recently. I opted to leave because she said there was increased LE activity and so nervous it made me feel uncomfortable. I felt sorry for her leaving her there.

On a completely different note, got back from LA; if you visit look up a place called the Paris House. You walk in right off the street and there are only extremely hot russians. Will run you about 1 ben above the AMPs, but worth the treat.

I forgot to add in last post, before supra went to 2nd floor M street; was offered a very unattractive girl. The worsti've seen with terrible skin condition. I told her I wanted to see someone else and she became very hostile and aggressive; don't know where mamsan was so opted to leave. To supra. And I noticed that Jasime next door is now closed.

[QUOTE=Chaz]So Paychex, you say you tried SUN and found it closed? I'm wondering where you've been. Let's see; I'd like to catch you up on things. Well, for starters, do you know that we invaded Iraq to take control of its oil reserves? That was in 2003, about the time Sun closed (or it might as well be).[/QUOTE]I hope you were being witty, because SUN has only recently closed, like within the last few months.

I guess I was trying to be witty, but when something "recently closed", I think in terms of days, not months. It has been many months since Sun closed, and was well reported on this site. The fact is, with all the renovation in that area, I'm surprised the building is still there.

Just after I paid the house fee the Kgirl asked "Do you know we are a love shop?" I thought that was an odd thing to say. Maybe I looked like a rookie.

After 45 minutes of bliss, she asks if I'll marry her so she can stay in this country. Her technique worked and she will get what she really wanted, I'll come back next week and give her another tip.

Horsetrader

Was in St Louis at conference, had incall with asian, (american born). Had a prolonged cession, when I withdrew, no rubber band. (gave her a bad review, hygeine issue) Now three months latter I am contacted (by email)by her asking if I had a vasectomy. I did not answer, more threatin this time, and listed by cell phone number. She email me saying congrads, I am father of daughter in feburary. I finally answer, with no. She said thank god. I'm shaking in by briefs, wife, kids, successful business, anyone know how this might proceed? Simular expriences?

Navy One,

Sounds like a shake down to me. Ask her if she's heard of genetic paternity testing and if she has ever thought about how jail would suit her.

How did she get your email address?

LexLuther

Go get one of those "throw away" cell phones over at Best Buy or almost anywhere else and use that for you messing around. I like the Virgin phones, seems to go with the purposes.

Get the email address I just invited you to have and use that one for these things.

Check yourself from time to time if the feeling changes to be sure the condom is in place!

BE CAREFUL!!!!!!

JJ

[QUOTE=Navy One]Was in St Louis at conference, had incall with asian, (american born). Had a prolonged cession, when I withdrew, no rubber band. (gave her a bad review, hygeine issue) Now three months latter I am contacted (by email)by her asking if I had a vasectomy. I did not answer, more threatin this time, and listed by cell phone number. She email me saying congrads, I am father of daughter in feburary. I finally answer, with no. She said thank god. I'm shaking in by briefs, wife, kids, successful business, anyone know how this might proceed? Simular expriences?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Navy One]Was in St Louis at conference, had incall with asian, (american born). Had a prolonged cession, when I withdrew, no rubber band. (gave her a bad review, hygeine issue) Now three months latter I am contacted (by email)by her asking if I had a vasectomy. I did not answer, more threatin this time, and listed by cell phone number. She email me saying congrads, I am father of daughter in feburary. I finally answer, with no. She said thank god. I'm shaking in by briefs, wife, kids, successful business, anyone know how this might proceed? Simular expriences?[/QUOTE]Who gives their email address to someone they don't care to see again?

This does not compute.

[QUOTE=Navy One]Was in St Louis at conference, had incall with asian, (american born). Had a prolonged cession, when I withdrew, no rubber band. (gave her a bad review, hygeine issue) Now three months latter I am contacted (by email)by her asking if I had a vasectomy. I did not answer, more threatin this time, and listed by cell phone number. She email me saying congrads, I am father of daughter in feburary. I finally answer, with no. She said thank god. I'm shaking in by briefs, wife, kids, successful business, anyone know how this might proceed? Simular expriences?[/QUOTE]

I recall my first AMP experience, the spa girl was beautiful and she could see that I was a newbie.

When it came time for playing she took out a condom and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, "No."

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it on her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused.

She locked the door unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside.

I was dumbstruck . She then said, it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and laid down on the massage table.

I climbed on her.

It was so wonderful that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and pow, I was done within a few minutes.

She looked at me with a frown. "Did you put that condom on?"

I said, "I sure did," and held up my thumb to show her.

[QUOTE=Navy One]Was in St Louis at conference, had incall with asian, (american born). Had a prolonged cession, when I withdrew, no rubber band. (gave her a bad review, hygeine issue) Now three months latter I am contacted (by email)by her asking if I had a vasectomy. I did not answer, more threatin this time, and listed by cell phone number. She email me saying congrads, I am father of daughter in feburary. I finally answer, with no. She said thank god. I'm shaking in by briefs, wife, kids, successful business, anyone know how this might proceed? Simular expriences?[/QUOTE]
She waited THREE MONTHS to contact you? Poor girl; one of the hazards that come with the job. A real pro is on the pill. Mine is!

How the fuck did she get your email address?

This is how YOU proceed: change your email and throw your cell phone in the river.

Then: get a fucking vasectomy!

[QUOTE=Navy One]Was in St Louis at conference, had incall with asian, (american born). Had a prolonged cession, when I withdrew, no rubber band. (gave her a bad review, hygeine issue) Now three months latter I am contacted (by email)by her asking if I had a vasectomy. I did not answer, more threatin this time, and listed by cell phone number. She email me saying congrads, I am father of daughter in feburary. I finally answer, with no. She said thank god. I'm shaking in by briefs, wife, kids, successful business, anyone know how this might proceed? Simular expriences?[/QUOTE]

Obviously N1 gave her his phone number AND e-mail address or business card. Surely a no-no, especially under the circumstances (broken condom). If she was not using birth control, then she was a fool or looking for a sucker/meal ticket.

If she is an American citizen, then she has the legal system at her disposal and she can get a DNA test, if she really thinks you are it. If she isn't then the likelihood of her going that route is slim. Even if she is a citizen, it may be slim. Given her line of work, the likelihood that it is you, if she is telling the truth. Still, you should probably contact an attorney to protect yourself. I know you may feel some obligation if the child is yours, assuming there is a child. You did some stupid things already. Don't compound those mistakes by making any more.

[QUOTE=Navy One]Was in St Louis at conference, had incall with asian, (american born). Had a prolonged cession, when I withdrew, no rubber band. (gave her a bad review, hygeine issue) Now three months latter I am contacted (by email)by her asking if I had a vasectomy. I did not answer, more threatin this time, and listed by cell phone number. She email me saying congrads, I am father of daughter in feburary. I finally answer, with no. She said thank god. I'm shaking in by briefs, wife, kids, successful business, anyone know how this might proceed? Simular expriences?[/QUOTE

Sounds like a scam.She's probably a wack job( no pun intended)and just looking to give you a hard time.

Under the circumstances that you met you probably have nothing to worry about.
I can't say don't give a girl your number.Guilty.But I have to agree with the throw away phone.$20.00 at Wal Mart.I thought that was just a common monger practice.
Not your home land line or real E-mail.

They are not all gems and just like any other group of women some of them are trouble.I just got lucky.

Don't sweat it.Good luck.