Massage Parlor Reports

The police made a visit last night, but not for a sting, but for a noise complaint by neighbors. Luna is located on the street level of what appears to be an apartment building. Apparently the neighbors complained about the noise and it must have been a slow night because the police actually came out. After talking to my masseuse they left without incident. My masseuse said that the neighbors will sometime bang on the ceiling when things get too loud. I guess they had enough. Not a good situation. Recommend places that are less likely to raise ire.

Magnolia spa.

Magnolia has Candy, Yoyo, and Lala. Candy is older, pretty face, medium body, not quite what I was looking for. Yoyo is sizeable, about twice the plumpness of most Asians, not bad looking, just wide. Lala is in shape and I've tried her before, and wasn't impressed. So I passed on all three.

Katie massage.

Katie massage is a few buildings down from Magnolia. Met Joey, middle aged, doesn't smile, face is just average, wears normal clothes that I guessed meant no FS, and I was right. I should've left. Her body is nice and petite so I stayed.

After an awkwardly bad massage with zero teasing in total silence, no music, she offered HJ for 60. I asked if anything else was available and she said no. I didn't get the impression she'd be any good at it, so I passed. Sort of a waste time.

[QUOTE=SayOcean;7292911]Thanks for the share AF.

I couldn't find a [I]Q Spa[/I] on rubmaps or google for Shoreline. Only place that comes up close is [I]Q Massage[/I] located at 1216 NE 145th St (nearby a Starbucks and Subway). Is this the place you are referring to?[/QUOTE]Q Spa. Q Massage. It's all a blur. LOL.

Yes that's where Victoria is.

[QUOTE=RoadHazard;7292939]Going off memory here over the past few months.

West Seattle.

Sun. Sandy both times, 30's-40's MILF, decent massage, FS covered but enthusiastic. April 2025.

Jasmine. No name sorry but it's always the same lady 40/50's average looks but slim, about 5'4", LMT massage w / vanilla happy ending, clothes stay on. March 2025 but have been back since to see if there's new talent but same lady.

East West. Summer, younger 20'something nice body, very friendly & engaging, mid massage but enthusiastic DATY & she's reached orgasm from mish with was fun & unusual, tho I did give her a hard pounding. Came back for round two but was different girl so I passed. April 2025.

4 hands. Mamasan gives the massage but if you want extras she'll swap in a slutty looking younger fucktoy to finish you off while MMS listens in on your action. Kinky. Late March 2025.

Ocean. Too old granny, passed on her multiple times, but last visit she said new girl starts tomorrow (which was last week). March 2025.

White Center.

Mia Spa. Mia, 20/30's something Vietnamese Jessica Rabbit Stunner w / slight case of GPS. No massage skip to the action. DATY, mish, multiple positions, covered, insists on 260 or she'll give you the stink eye. Late April 2025.

Beijing. Granny. Good massage, will offer CBJ but I passed. Feb 2025.

Cozy Spa. Sorry no names but it's been the same crew for about 4 months now, younger curvy attractive talent, very vocal & loves to fuck. They do have a table shower here. Feb / March 2025.

Burien.

Cloud6 - LOL I think they meant 9 but got it flipped. GILF Emma wearing strappy red lingerie, very enthusiastic DATY & camel slides but it was my 3 adventure for the day & funds where running low so hard no on FS with my the paltry 100 tip (understandable). May 2025.

Lin. Spinner Cici, very enthusiastic FS, CBJ, forgot how fun it is to toss around a 80 lb fucktoy. Late April 2025.

Phenix. Lilly, a bit thick but playful. Typical FS, light pecks, prob won't be back until they rotate. Bummed I missed out on Yao from AF's reports. March 2025.

Garden. Scouting mission, plump 40-50's something, didn't partake. Early May 2025.

NW Bliss. Mostly LMT / legit but offers occasional extras depending on who you pull. Same owner for years (tiny mamasan w / hard boundaries) but recently hired 2 fit & tone GILFs, one of them MeiMei, the other didn't catch her name. MeiMei is the taller one with purple hair, pushed boundaries but managed camel slides & DATY but always a hard no on FS here. The other one with abs of steel (sorry didn't catch name) loves OTC pussy play but never anything more than oiled up happy ending (if that). April 2025.[/QUOTE]You beat me to it. I hit all the known FS spots in Burien last week and saw non-stop chubbies and fatties.

I've never stayed at Lin, tho. MMS with tattoo on her shoulder answered the door. She's a bit past her shelf life for me. Can you tell us more about Cici at Lins?

Gents, any recommendations for a really good massage near Bellevue, Issaquah? Doesn't need to be too much more than that, maybe a hint of a handy LOL at the end. Just need a very good massage that is less than a hundred LOL. Thank you in advance.

[QUOTE=RoadHazard;7292939]Going off memory here over the past few months.

White Center.

Mia Spa. Mia, 20/30's something Vietnamese Jessica Rabbit Stunner w / slight case of GPS. No massage skip to the action. DATY, mish, multiple positions, covered, insists on 260 or she'll give you the stink eye. Late April 2025.
[/QUOTE]Went to go check it out, and girl I saw said she was Mia but said she was Korean. Looked viet to me, but I kinda see a more square Korean face but skin tone, lips, all else point viet.

Different girl opened the door, she looked a bit skinnier big man mades, pale skin veiny chest. Slim but all chest if you like skinny with big veiny breasts. I asked to see if any other girls are working with a bit more booty. She brought Mia.

Only had the standard $$, she said normally $$. 6 because of her boss but she took it anyways. She didn't seem bothered by it. Not sure if I would get a better massage or better experience if I did the added tip.

Minimal massage before the flip, flip side she lays her torso across you light teasing, then it's CBJ. Honestly good skill, almost released early.

Had her lie down and did standing mish. The table is almost too tall, she has a beautiful box, slim waist with curvy hips, beautiful face. Turned her over for K9 and man that view is amazing. So much to jiggle and soft for deep strokes. She reached under and did some ball teasing, god I love that. I grabbed her arm and put it behind her and went in hard to finish.

Cleaned up walked out and given small water.

Would recommend if you want a slim but curvy beautiful Asian girl with what I would call a fat booty. If you want bbj, a great massage, GFE this place is not it.

[QUOTE=LeftForDawn;7293754]Went to go check it out, and girl I saw said she was Mia but said she was Korean. Looked viet to me, but I kinda see a more square Korean face but skin tone, lips, all else point viet.

Different girl opened the door, she looked a bit skinnier big man mades, pale skin veiny chest. Slim but all chest if you like skinny with big veiny breasts. I asked to see if any other girls are working with a bit more booty. She brought Mia.

Only had the standard $$, she said normally $$. 6 because of her boss but she took it anyways. She didn't seem bothered by it. Not sure if I would get a better massage or better experience if I did the added tip.

Minimal massage before the flip, flip side she lays her torso across you light teasing, then it's CBJ. Honestly good skill, almost released early.

Had her lie down and did standing mish. The table is almost too tall, she has a beautiful box, slim waist with curvy hips, beautiful face. Turned her over for K9 and man that view is amazing. So much to jiggle and soft for deep strokes. She reached under and did some ball teasing, god I love that. I grabbed her arm and put it behind her and went in hard to finish.

Cleaned up walked out and given small water.

Would recommend if you want a slim but curvy beautiful Asian girl with what I would call a fat booty. If you want bbj, a great massage, GFE this place is not it.[/QUOTE]Mia's doggie view is top 3 all time.

Too bad she's not super into it. Chill and nice but I'm not convinced she's stoked for me to be there.

Burien was an absolute bust with fatties galore when I scouted last week. But when I was at Lins, the "other girl" was busy so I never got to peep her.

That inkling of fomo paired with RoadHazard's report of a spinner there was enough for ne to swing back. And super glad I did.

I don't know if it's the same girl who RH reviewed as Cici but she told me her name was Lulu. Tiny spinner. Tiny. Her face immediately looked very familiar so I asked if maybe I knew her as a different name. She said she also goes by Lisa.

200 dropped and no problem. Smiled and left, came back and dropped the dress. God damn.

She looks like a ballerina. Tiny taught tight. Fully natural body, shaved + trimmed beautiful snatch (which was very very tite). Amazing smile. Decent English.

CBJ was fine, but FS is the highlight. MPCFS with acrobatics. Loved being picked up and fucked slomo. Finished in ACG as she pounded it out of me with a massive smile on her very pretty face.

Then I realized why she looked familiar. Her face is a doppelganger for supermilf Kathy. Lulu looks younger, way shorter and thinner, but a gorgeous face that reminded me of Kathy. Imagine that face on Fia's body and that's a fair image. Her body looks 20-something (no joke). Her face is EARLY MILF, and only belies her MILF status because it's seen some sun. I'd guess her true age 30 something. She looks like a 20 something who hangs at the beach.

Massage was decent too. Tell her Big Monkey sent you and you'll probably see that megawatt smile.

Only complaint is the bathroom smelled like it housed a litterbox years ago and the cat peed on the walls. There's literally a spot under the sink where I think it used to be.

Anyway, Lulu at Lins is the only current Burien FS provider I want to see again. In a single word, it was FUN.

Does anyone know where she went?

She used to offer good CBJ. Any alternatives in Kirkland / Bellevue area.

[QUOTE=AussieFury;7293782]Burien was an absolute bust with fatties galore when I scouted last week. But when I was at Lins, the "other girl" was busy so I never got to peep her.

That inkling of fomo paired with RoadHazard's report of a spinner there was enough for ne to swing back. And super glad I did.

I don't know if it's the same girl who RH reviewed as Cici but she told me her name was Lulu. Tiny spinner. Tiny. Her face immediately looked very familiar so I asked if maybe I knew her as a different name. She said she also goes by Lisa.

200 dropped and no problem. Smiled and left, came back and dropped the dress. God damn.

She looks like a ballerina. Tiny taught tight. Fully natural body, shaved + trimmed beautiful snatch (which was very very tite). Amazing smile. Decent English.

CBJ was fine, but FS is the highlight. MPCFS with acrobatics. Loved being picked up and fucked slomo. Finished in ACG as she pounded it out of me with a massive smile on her very pretty face.[/QUOTE]I will defer to AF's report here as far as the Lin spinner's name. I shouldn't wait so long to review so I can keep track of all the names. Cici, Coco, Lulu, Meme, Yaya, Feefee, Fafa can't keep track. At any rate, this for sure sounds like the same gal. Only thing I have to add is that she outlasted me during DATY which was a rare treat and she grabbed the back of my head like she was fucking my face with her shaved snatch. Good times. Next time I plan on pinning her to the wall during mish, she's fun size enough for that.

After business trip on east coast, I needed to find a place to release. This is my second time trying this Spa, but my 1st time trying 4 hands here. Sometimes there no substitution for the experience of sex with 2 girls at once. Today was that kind of day.

I booked Rachael but when I arrived, Rachael and Mia were both available. Both Rachael and Mia look pretty and young with dark hair. Mia is slim with nice shaped C cups, and Rachael has perfect B or C cups tits. After some chatting with 2 girls, the not so tough decision was made and the damage was 370 total (70 house fee for an hour and 300 tips for total, they gave me a discount haha) for these 2 girls for the hour. A good deal in my book.

I asked to skipped the massage because I knew I was going to need every minute with these two.

They helped me undress and Mia cleaned my johnson with wipes. Then they closed in on me from the front and back and scrubbed me with their perfect tops, hands roaming everywhere, I was at full attention and as soon as Rachael got on her knees I knew it was going to be a nice CIM which she took well.

Then Mia got a chance to show off surprising DT skills. Her BBBJ is fine but she excels at DT. And her skills got my recovery quickly.

I wanted to daty both at the same time so the only thing we could do to try to achieve that was side by side doggy, they each got their turn at some rim and daty, I only stopped digging my face because I was too hard and it was time to start the main course.

Both wide open in mish with their legs up just for the visual. Covered up, I just had to try Rachael first, she was tight and a few tries persistence paid off, naturally wet, just the right amount of moans, not over the top, she grabbed her big breasts and pinched her own nipples, Mia kept telling me to suck them so I reached down and did just that with repositioning for better posture and deeper thrusts.

Mia had enough of playing a supporting role and went back to the same position with wet fingers playing with herself, pulling me into her with her legs. A quick cover swap and did the same exact thing to Mia who was even louder and tighter. She loved getting pounded and not letting me out. She locked her legs around me and asked me to push deeper while Rachael was dfk me. Finally after like 15 minutes of poundings, I unloaded my second dose on Mia's tits and face.

Nearly collapsed, had some rest, they helped me dress, and I left as a happy man.

Very enjoyable session. No annoying doorbells ringing constantly or neighbors to worry about disturbing. Super nice deal! (for Seattle) I will be back.

[QUOTE=Captainpussymo;7294318]. and the damage was 370 total (70 house fee for an hour and 300 tips for total, they gave me a discount haha) for these 2 girls for the hour.[/QUOTE]Great review. Never been to JM, only fantasies of Tokyo. Is JM similar with $$/ hh all in, or is it house plus $$/ hh? I've heard Tokyo is $$$ for 4 hands all in, but maybe because you had an hour?

[QUOTE=Batman8899;7291961]Looking for a spa with FS near Redmond or within a short Uber. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Short walk from the hotel so I gave it a try.

MILF with nat Bs.

Ok massage. On the flip it was on. Aunt Flo was visiting so activities were limited. No doubt the menu is open.

Just wanted to bring up a recent experience I had maybe a month ago. I've been getting some of these massage girls' numbers here and there. Not that I ever ask for them, they just ask me for mine so we exchange. My experiences with that has been pretty standard; girls texting me where they are, they miss me, come visit, etc all to build more of a regular clientele. Of course, I only accept to exchange with ones I believe are attractive, but I did exchange numbers with some chick named Zuzu or susu from Good. Some of you may remember her. Pretty plain, just an ok body. Probably 5/10 and 6. 5/10, respectively. In any case, a month or two back, she started texting me saying she was staying in Bellevue and that I should come visit. I thought, ok, interesting. Massage chick turned escort, I'm interested. Something pretty uncharacteristic of me, I began telling her I wanted BBFS. She would not reply, but then a day later or so say she missed me and to come visit. So I decided to head over because I live in the area and pulled up to a shitty extended stay. Took 3 Benjis thinking that's more than she would ever make off of one session at the AMP and didn't really have any expectations.

She greeted and I walked in. Took a shower and she asked for money. Starting to think I could've gotten away with less because she seemed pleased. She started sucking me off BBBJ etc. When it got to the deed, I said no condom. She gave me a look and kind of resisted and as I was ready to give up, she said okay. Five minutes. So she jumped on BBFS and I'm pumped at this point. I can get BBFS from other places, but this was a first, and a relatively low price point. Then started in mish BBFS and as she was getting into it, she stopped me saying she was scared (that I'd finish inside). I said no I won't, outside, and we'd been going for almost 10 minutes anyway, but still she persisted and told me to fuck her ass. LOL. Ok. So deposited a load into her ass and washed up and was out of there. BBBJ, BBFS, Greek, all for. 3.

All is to say, it is worth it to get numbers when you can. You never know when you'll find yourself in a situation like mine. Not a brag, just a word of advice. I'm sure it may never happen again. But there is always a possibility for the stars to align on your horndog activities. Happy mongering. And don't ask me for her number, she's long gone and I blocked it because she kept sending texts to me. Not hot enough to deal with.

[QUOTE=DRock120;7295156]Just wanted to bring up a recent experience I had maybe a month ago. I've been getting some of these massage girls' numbers here and there. Not that I ever ask for them, they just ask me for mine so we exchange. My experiences with that has been pretty standard; girls texting me where they are, they miss me, come visit, etc all to build more of a regular clientele. Of course, I only accept to exchange with ones I believe are attractive, but I did exchange numbers with some chick named Zuzu or susu from Good. Some of you may remember her. Pretty plain, just an ok body. Probably 5/10 and 6. 5/10, respectively. In any case, a month or two back, she started texting me saying she was staying in Bellevue and that I should come visit. I thought, ok, interesting. Massage chick turned escort, I'm interested. Something pretty uncharacteristic of me, I began telling her I wanted BBFS. She would not reply, but then a day later or so say she missed me and to come visit. So I decided to head over because I live in the area and pulled up to a shitty extended stay. Took 3 Benjis thinking that's more than she would ever make off of one session at the AMP and didn't really have any expectations.

She greeted and I walked in. Took a shower and she asked for money. Starting to think I could've gotten away with less because she seemed pleased. She started sucking me off BBBJ etc. When it got to the deed, I said no condom. She gave me a look and kind of resisted and as I was ready to give up, she said okay. Five minutes. So she jumped on BBFS and I'm pumped at this point. I can get BBFS from other places, but this was a first, and a relatively low price point. Then started in mish BBFS and as she was getting into it, she stopped me saying she was scared (that I'd finish inside). I said no I won't, outside, and we'd been going for almost 10 minutes anyway, but still she persisted and told me to fuck her ass. LOL. Ok. So deposited a load into her ass and washed up and was out of there. BBBJ, BBFS, Greek, all for. 3.

All is to say, it is worth it to get numbers when you can. You never know when you'll find yourself in a situation like mine. Not a brag, just a word of advice. I'm sure it may never happen again. But there is always a possibility for the stars to align on your horndog activities. Happy mongering. And don't ask me for her number, she's long gone and I blocked it because she kept sending texts to me. Not hot enough to deal with.[/QUOTE]And if you are worried about giving your number away, just download an English version of Wechat LOL.