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[QUOTE=GripNSip;4744656]The dreaded C-virus has me itching, and I think staying inside has a greater chance of turning me into a zombie than going outside of this little Racoon City. So, I caught wind of this post and she had my eye.

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So she says she's new and a quick investigation of the number I discover she's from honolulu. It was late at night, and she was the only gal who responded to my text so I opted for the hour massage and made my way to 1500 Lin Cr in McLean. Folks who have tried Thai candy-already know this location well. And it was not my first time here.

The pics are obviously fake and the girl who met me at the door was ok, good body but face was meh. Gave the $. 2 fee and proceeded to lie down naked on the massage bed / table, the familiar routine.

Requested a hard massage and got a medium with minor back walking. It was a fairly lackluster massage. Thai candy is a much better LMT. But this girl tried. Honestly it's been a while since I had one so even a shit massage would still feel good I guess. 40 minutes of muscle rub and kneading and then she began a slight tickling of the groin area, and a few minutes of teasing before asking me to flip.

She started tickling the boys from the front and fellas, I was like a dog being shown a juicy T-bone steak. I was hungry and salivating at the mouth. Then she spoiled the moment and said "how much tip?" and I said well that depends if I get to give you a massage too? She shook her head which I thought was surprising. She motioned to remove her top with her hands and said "100" I looked at her blankly and said are you out of your fucking mind? Lady, for a 100 I can have a much cuter Thai girl nosh on my cock and get a nice BJ with my massage. I ain't paying you more than 40 for that top to come off. She gave me a hard no and I said fine well this is NoVA so I'll take the standard HJ and I'll be on my way. She said no HJ 120 fee is just massage. I said you're going to have a damn hard time finding business here if your model is 120+100 for a mediocre massage and HJ. She told me she sees many customers who pay this asinine price. Really? In the middle of this pandemic where the vast majority of denizens are staying inside on lockdown? You're getting that kind of valuation? Well I wasn't going to fork up the dough so I opted to just finish the massage, lucky enough to get my full hour and cut my losses.[/QUOTE]Yikes, what a disaster. Grip you're one of the solid ones I trust on here so I'm definitely not doing business with this ripoff. Appreciate you TOFTT.

[QUOTE=GripNSip;4744656]The dreaded C-virus has me itching, and I think staying inside has a greater chance of turning me into a zombie than going outside of this little Racoon City. So, I caught wind of this post and she had my eye.

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So she says she's new and a quick investigation of the number I discover she's from honolulu. It was late at night, and she was the only gal who responded to my text so I opted for the hour massage and made my way to 1500 Lin Cr in McLean. Folks who have tried Thai candy-already know this location well. And it was not my first time here.

The pics are obviously fake and the girl who met me at the door was ok, good body but face was meh. Gave the $. 2 fee and proceeded to lie down naked on the massage bed / table, the familiar routine.

Requested a hard massage and got a medium with minor back walking. It was a fairly lackluster massage. Thai candy is a much better LMT. But this girl tried. Honestly it's been a while since I had one so even a shit massage would still feel good I guess. 40 minutes of muscle rub and kneading and then she began a slight tickling of the groin area, and a few minutes of teasing before asking me to flip.

She started tickling the boys from the front and fellas, I was like a dog being shown a juicy T-bone steak. I was hungry and salivating at the mouth. Then she spoiled the moment and said "how much tip?" and I said well that depends if I get to give you a massage too? She shook her head which I thought was surprising. She motioned to remove her top with her hands and said "100" I looked at her blankly and said are you out of your fucking mind? Lady, for a 100 I can have a much cuter Thai girl nosh on my cock and get a nice BJ with my massage. I ain't paying you more than 40 for that top to come off. She gave me a hard no and I said fine well this is NoVA so I'll take the standard HJ and I'll be on my way. She said no HJ 120 fee is just massage. I said you're going to have a damn hard time finding business here if your model is 120+100 for a mediocre massage and HJ. She told me she sees many customers who pay this asinine price. Really? In the middle of this pandemic where the vast majority of denizens are staying inside on lockdown? You're getting that kind of valuation? Well I wasn't going to fork up the dough so I opted to just finish the massage, lucky enough to get my full hour and cut my losses.

Now I'm going to pause my story to give you a hard glare. To the nameless monger (s) who is actually paying a Benji for this ***** to show you her half-ass surgically augmented tit while she jack hammers your tiny dick. My brother, there are far better options out there. Nobody should 220 for a HJ. I have it on pretty good authority from Moses that Thou shall not empty thine wallet for Thai thots was the 11th commandment from upstairs.

So I left $.20 bucks lighter and made my way downstairs, my big blue balls slappin each step of the way there, to my car which wasn't there because it got fucking towed. So I got fucked twice and not in the way I had intended. I hard TOFTT boys. Stay away from this one. It's simply not worth it on any level.[/QUOTE]Go see this one JiJi. Decent looking with nice breasts. Gives you a scrub down in the shower and a great massage. Room is clean with nice soft music. On the flip she'll be naked and direct you to the bed next to the massage table. I was hard as a rock so she climbed on top and slid her pussy up and down my cock. I almost slid it inside her bare but she stopped and put on the cover. CBJ then Cowgirl, Mish and I was done. She cleaned me up and I left. 200 total for the hour. Very nice apartment in Annandale. NaNa works there too.

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[QUOTE=SlowBlo;4744784]Go see this one JiJi. Decent looking with nice breasts. Gives you a scrub down in the shower and a great massage. Room is clean with nice soft music. On the flip she'll be naked and direct you to the bed next to the massage table. I was hard as a rock so she climbed on top and slid her pussy up and down my cock. I almost slid it inside her bare but she stopped and put on the cover. CBJ then Cowgirl, Mish and I was done. She cleaned me up and I left. 200 total for the hour. Very nice apartment in Annandale. NaNa works there too.

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[URL]https://bodyrubshop.com/ads/new-in-town-the-best-massage-by-nana-text-me-571-222-5881-39517033[/URL][/QUOTE]Do you know if BBBJ was available with JiJi because I was considering her. And that's make or break for me. Lmk thanks.

[QUOTE=SlowBlo;4744784]Go see this one JiJi. Decent looking with nice breasts. Gives you a scrub down in the shower and a great massage. Room is clean with nice soft music. On the flip she'll be naked and direct you to the bed next to the massage table. I was hard as a rock so she climbed on top and slid her pussy up and down my cock. I almost slid it inside her bare but she stopped and put on the cover. CBJ then Cowgirl, Mish and I was done. She cleaned me up and I left. 200 total for the hour. Very nice apartment in Annandale. NaNa works there too.

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[URL]https://bodyrubshop.com/ads/new-in-town-the-best-massage-by-nana-text-me-571-222-5881-39517033[/URL][/QUOTE]Did you negotiate after the flip or just pay upfront?

I'm sorry bro.

I learned the hard way a while ago at that location and I never see anyone there now.

All the providers there say $120 is only the massage and then expect you to have to tip more even for a standard HJ!

Last time I was there, I told them their pricing is outrageous and let them know they will not be seeing me any more.

I mean you can get a quick BBJ with CFS for $120 at some of the crapshoot locations! You can get a beautiful kgirl from one of the agencies to give BBJ and CFS for $220. So yeah. That place is ridonkulous!

[QUOTE=GripNSip;4744656]The dreaded C-virus has me itching, and I think staying inside has a greater chance of turning me into a zombie than going outside of this little Racoon City. So, I caught wind of this post and she had my eye.

[URL]https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/mclean-tyson/9624573.html[/URL]

So she says she's new and a quick investigation of the number I discover she's from honolulu. It was late at night, and she was the only gal who responded to my text so I opted for the hour massage and made my way to 1500 Lin Cr in McLean. Folks who have tried Thai candy-already know this location well. And it was not my first time here.

The pics are obviously fake and the girl who met me at the door was ok, good body but face was meh. Gave the $. 2 fee and proceeded to lie down naked on the massage bed / table, the familiar routine.

Requested a hard massage and got a medium with minor back walking. It was a fairly lackluster massage. Thai candy is a much better LMT. But this girl tried. Honestly it's been a while since I had one so even a shit massage would still feel good I guess. 40 minutes of muscle rub and kneading and then she began a slight tickling of the groin area, and a few minutes of teasing before asking me to flip.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WalterKovacs;4744860]Do you know if BBBJ was available with JiJi because I was considering her. And that's make or break for me. Lmk thanks.[/QUOTE]When she was still working with Luna, BBBJ was offered as a 'favor' and not for very long. But no up charge. Would imagine a more enthusiastic rendition is on the menu for additional tip.

[QUOTE=DonQuiote;4745184]I'm sorry bro.

I learned the hard way a while ago at that location and I never see anyone there now.

All the providers there say $120 is only the massage and then expect you to have to tip more even for a standard HJ!

Last time I was there, I told them their pricing is outrageous and let them know they will not be seeing me any more.

I mean you can get a quick BBJ with CFS for $120 at some of the crapshoot locations! You can get a beautiful kgirl from one of the agencies to give BBJ and CFS for $220. So yeah. That place is ridonkulous![/QUOTE]Apple is the one exception at 15x0 Lincoln.

[QUOTE=DonQuiote;4745184]I'm sorry bro.

I learned the hard way a while ago at that location and I never see anyone there now.

All the providers there say $120 is only the massage and then expect you to have to tip more even for a standard HJ!

Last time I was there, I told them their pricing is outrageous and let them know they will not be seeing me any more.

I mean you can get a quick BBJ with CFS for $120 at some of the crapshoot locations! You can get a beautiful kgirl from one of the agencies to give BBJ and CFS for $220. So yeah. That place is ridonkulous![/QUOTE]Thanks for the heads up guys. I was thinking about taking a stab at this place. I believe these are also from the same location. I'm a sucker for Thai girls and will look elsewhere.

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Fellas is she the real deal? Been eyeing on her for a minute haven't been ready to pull the trigger or is this a fake pic and waste of time.

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[QUOTE=JustJuice;4745641]Apple is the one exception at 15x0 Lincoln.[/QUOTE]This. Apple is rad. I had the itch over two weeks ago and had her scratch it. She looks like she lost a couple of pounds but the teddies are still full and soft as ever. She gave me a nice and strong massage, and remembered I loved a good ted bang despite her brief break from the game. Had a fantastic time and Nickelodeon slimed all hell out of those HOFers before my departure. Over ten business days later and I'm COVID free. I gave her the Thai independent rate + 4. For you brahs who are unaware, she'll also let you knock her boots, but I'm not sure how much she charges for that as FS isn't really my thing. Just take extra bread if you want to see if she's down.

Frankie.

[QUOTE=FloorHump422;4744899]Did you negotiate after the flip or just pay upfront?[/QUOTE]They will text you 120 massage and 200 everything. Then ask your name and ethnicity. Not sure if you can tip more for BBBJ or Daty. Worth trying.

Reading forum there are multiply Lucys amd varying reports. I'm interested in seeing thia lady, but wondering if the 200 chargw with her will be like JiJi and Lita. Were you are all in?? Don't want to shell out 200 and them. Be up charged another $. LMK.

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[QUOTE=JustJuice;4745641]Apple is the one exception at 15x0 Lincoln.[/QUOTE]But when I saw Apple. Granted, it may have been a year ago. She was in that apartment complex, but it was a different apartment.

BTW, when I saw Apple, she was referred to me by KK. She provided FS, it wasn't a K-agency type experience. I remember getting a massage, and then on the flip, she gave a CBJ, and then CG and then doggie where I quickly finished in the bag. I don't remember the cost as it was a while ago. I never went back to her because she was too heavy for my liking.

[QUOTE=DCraven;4746347]Reading forum there are multiply Lucys amd varying reports. I'm interested in seeing thia lady, but wondering if the 200 chargw with her will be like JiJi and Lita. Were you are all in?? Don't want to shell out 200 and them. Be up charged another $. LMK.

[URL]https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/gallows-road-tysons-va-usa/9160755.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Lucy has some of the strongest hands that I've ever encountered. She's the first non-LMT after whom I felt physically sore the next morning. So very different experience from the non-existent body rub that JiJi (never tried Lita) offers. Lucy's rate will not get you the same type of service either. Nude nova finish with light body to body contact. Especially if it's your first time seeing her and depending on what kind of mood she happens to be in that day. She does become much more comfortable in future visits but if you're looking for a cheap FS experience like you'll find in Annandale, Lucy's not the one for you.

[QUOTE=FrankDigitola;4746198]This. Apple is rad. I had the itch over two weeks ago and had her scratch it. She looks like she lost a couple of pounds but the teddies are still full and soft as ever. She gave me a nice and strong massage, and remembered I loved a good ted bang despite her brief break from the game. Had a fantastic time and Nickelodeon slimed all hell out of those HOFers before my departure. Over ten business days later and I'm COVID free. I gave her the Thai independent rate + 4. For you brahs who are unaware, she'll also let you knock her boots, but I'm not sure how much she charges for that as FS isn't really my thing. Just take extra bread if you want to see if she's down.

Frankie.[/QUOTE]I spent some time with Apple in February (just prior to Candy's return) and agree. She's still thick but looking much healthier than before her break in 2019. Apple's nuru rate should get you FS if that's what you seek. Not generally my cup of tea but she was an absolutely wild time so highly recommend if that's your primary dream objective. The post-coitus shower and scrub is worth it alone.