I seldom keep anything from people
[QUOTE=Asphalt;4744374]He's only got 9 posts. I wonder if we're being trolled. He could just post it for everyone.[/QUOTE]To be honest I hate the "PM me guys more info!" Bullshit. Just post it that's what the whole damn board is for.
It's simple. I get a massage. If it's worth posting about. I post. IN DETAIL.
Here's an example because I'm about to show ya how it’s done
Thai my neck around a noose——Not worth the money, the risk in this air, or the time
The dreaded C-virus has me itching, and I think staying inside has a greater chance of turning me into a zombie than going outside of this little Racoon City. So, I caught wind of this post and she had my eye.
[URL]https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/mclean-tyson/9624573.html[/URL]
So she says she's new and a quick investigation of the number I discover she's from honolulu. It was late at night, and she was the only gal who responded to my text so I opted for the hour massage and made my way to 1500 Lin Cr in McLean. Folks who have tried Thai candy-already know this location well. And it was not my first time here.
The pics are obviously fake and the girl who met me at the door was ok, good body but face was meh. Gave the $. 2 fee and proceeded to lie down naked on the massage bed / table, the familiar routine.
Requested a hard massage and got a medium with minor back walking. It was a fairly lackluster massage. Thai candy is a much better LMT. But this girl tried. Honestly it's been a while since I had one so even a shit massage would still feel good I guess. 40 minutes of muscle rub and kneading and then she began a slight tickling of the groin area, and a few minutes of teasing before asking me to flip.
She started tickling the boys from the front and fellas, I was like a dog being shown a juicy T-bone steak. I was hungry and salivating at the mouth. Then she spoiled the moment and said "how much tip?" and I said well that depends if I get to give you a massage too? She shook her head which I thought was surprising. She motioned to remove her top with her hands and said "100" I looked at her blankly and said are you out of your fucking mind? Lady, for a 100 I can have a much cuter Thai girl nosh on my cock and get a nice BJ with my massage. I ain't paying you more than 40 for that top to come off. She gave me a hard no and I said fine well this is NoVA so I'll take the standard HJ and I'll be on my way. She said no HJ 120 fee is just massage. I said you're going to have a damn hard time finding business here if your model is 120+100 for a mediocre massage and HJ. She told me she sees many customers who pay this asinine price. Really? In the middle of this pandemic where the vast majority of denizens are staying inside on lockdown? You're getting that kind of valuation? Well I wasn't going to fork up the dough so I opted to just finish the massage, lucky enough to get my full hour and cut my losses.
Now I'm going to pause my story to give you a hard glare. To the nameless monger (s) who is actually paying a Benji for this ***** to show you her half-ass surgically augmented tit while she jack hammers your tiny dick. My brother, there are far better options out there. Nobody should 220 for a HJ. I have it on pretty good authority from Moses that Thou shall not empty thine wallet for Thai thots was the 11th commandment from upstairs.
So I left $.20 bucks lighter and made my way downstairs, my big blue balls slappin each step of the way there, to my car which wasn't there because it got fucking towed. So I got fucked twice and not in the way I had intended. I hard TOFTT boys. Stay away from this one. It's simply not worth it on any level.