Massage Parlor Reports

Most of the Thai ladies are not go to girls for a good massage. There are some exceptions. However, most are bad service for too much money.

Honestly, if you have found an attractive provider at a crapshoot, that is a better deal.

If you are looking for a FBSM with happy ending, I would recommend going to a Korean AMP that has been recommended on here. Go for the full hour, you will pay $80, and get a good table shower and a good massage.

Normally, she will tease you as she massages around your lower back, butt and thighs. Lift your butt up when she is there to give her access. She will then do a light finger nail touch before having you flip.

At the flip, if you just want a hand job, it will be $40. If you want her to shed some clothing that will be a bit more. Some will go all the way to FS, but that will be costly compared to the crapshoot. Probably between $160-200 tip for FS.

So if you want a good erotic massage, go for the full hour at a K AMP.

Many of the Thai providers are now $120 for the hour with no extras. And the massage is crap. If you pay a lot, you may get FS, but you won't have received a decent massage. And now you will be out around $300, and you could have had a much better expeyat one of the K agencies where for $300 you get a young, hot provider with MSOG.

[QUOTE=IntrepidD;4733476]I know this is the reports thread, but I'm new so the system won't let me post a thread.

What can I expect from a thai massage? I usually just do QV with escorts but wanted to try something new and hit up this girl:

[URL]https://cityxguide.com/escorts/sexy-andhot-let-s-me-pamper-you-i-m-new-323-744-3510-mclean-tyson-39592360[/URL]

She wants $80 for the massage and $80 for the tip so it must be something really good for $160 in total. I've never gotten an erotic massage before so I'm not sure what to expect. Will she give a massage then fuck me? Or, will she give me a massage and then just jerk me off / CBJ? Thanks.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WillyBetten;4733659]I have been seeing KK and Tara since about 2011. I was an idiot and took a risk to go see her a couple weeks ago (before the real lock downs) because wfh was killing my posture and shoulders. I guess not as risky as going to some AMP where they don't take pride in their services and not clean up thoroughly. Anyway her massage was A+ as always. Got to tell ya, fellas. She got HUGE. I hadn't seen her in a few years. She was never slip. Always short and thick. But THICC, not fat. She now has a huge gut that really hangs down below the waste line. Her ass is maybe only a little phatter than it used to be, so the weight went all to her gut.

Just a little info. I know some of you like them "thick" and rounder, but oh man. I was a little disappointed.

Her massage definitely did work wonders as always. Just an FYI.[/QUOTE]Your speaking of Tara right? I'm a big fan of hers so sad to learn of her diet issues. She gives a wonderful massage and is a very enjoyable person to be around.

[QUOTE=SlowBlo;4734094]You won't get everything for 80 tip. Maybe just a topless HJ. These women want 120 for massage and 200 for massage and everything. Good deal in my book. All located within walking distance from each other in a nice Apartment complex. I've seen two of them. Not bad looking, decent massage on a real massage table and playful FS on a bed.

[URL]https://bodyrubshop.com/ads/new-in-town-the-best-massage-by-nana-text-me-571-222-5881-39517033[/URL]

[URL]https://bodyrubshop.com/ads/massage-therapy-by-ji-ji-text-me-571-835-1295-real-pics-38476154[/URL]

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[URL]https://bodyrubshop.com/ads/new-in-town-massage-therapy-by-lita-text-me-571-440-3871-real-pics-ann-38945302[/URL][/QUOTE]Are the pics in these ads accurate?

[QUOTE=Sswede;4734275]Your speaking of Tara right? I'm a big fan of hers so sad to learn of her diet issues. She gives a wonderful massage and is a very enjoyable person to be around.[/QUOTE]Sorry, I meant KK. Tara also got bigger but not as much proportionately. I love her massive tatas tho.

KK's now legitimately got the Fat Bastard gut going. She jokingly asked why she can't lose weight. I. didn't say anything.

[QUOTE=JayLovesJenny;4734522]Are the pics in these ads accurate?[/QUOTE]No, pretty much every Asian provider uses fake ads. I can confirm the girl I linked is attractive though.

Just curious if any mongers on here had luck sneaking into their favorite AMP "clandestinely". Of course back channel if you know of a spot that is accepting discreet appointments. Two providers I have in rotation are out of town so I can't try to hook up anything on the side with them and I called a couple of places to see if anyone would pick-up and allow appointment-only visit but no luck. I can't take the plunge with the Thai apartment providers as they are not my cup of tea. If no luck, I'll just keep fapping to pornhub until the shut down ends.

[QUOTE=Serpico99;4734797]Just curious if any mongers on here had luck sneaking into their favorite AMP "clandestinely". Of course back channel if you know of a spot that is accepting discreet appointments. Two providers I have in rotation are out of town so I can't try to hook up anything on the side with them and I called a couple of places to see if anyone would pick-up and allow appointment-only visit but no luck. I can't take the plunge with the Thai apartment providers as they are not my cup of tea. If no luck, I'll just keep fapping to pornhub until the shut down ends.[/QUOTE]I know they aren't in NOVA, but if you go on Rubmaps, it looks like a few places in Laurel have had recent reviews. I don't have premium, so I don't know if they're still open, but they could be worth a try to call up.

[QUOTE=WillyBetten;4734624]Sorry, I meant KK. Tara also got bigger but not as much proportionately. I love her massive tatas tho.

KK's now legitimately got the Fat Bastard gut going. She jokingly asked why she can't lose weight. I. didn't say anything.[/QUOTE]Massages not enough sweat for all they belly. Stays in booty shorts and top the whole session. Massage great.

But I would've told her big ass. Start sucking dick and fucking for a change!

[QUOTE=WillyBetten;4733659]I have been seeing KK and Tara since about 2011. I was an idiot and took a risk to go see her a couple weeks ago (before the real lock downs) because wfh was killing my posture and shoulders. I guess not as risky as going to some AMP where they don't take pride in their services and not clean up thoroughly. Anyway her massage was A+ as always. Got to tell ya, fellas. She got HUGE. I hadn't seen her in a few years. She was never slip. Always short and thick. But THICC, not fat. She now has a huge gut that really hangs down below the waste line. Her ass is maybe only a little phatter than it used to be, so the weight went all to her gut.

Just a little info. I know some of you like them "thick" and rounder, but oh man. I was a little disappointed.

Her massage definitely did work wonders as always. Just an FYI.[/QUOTE]Yes, I've heard that Tara is fat and that her boobs sag. Not at all like some people have described. Maybe they worked with her or are playing games. But her pics are heavily doctored to make her look thin and curvy. From what I heard, you also won't get more than a HE.

[QUOTE=JayLovesJenny;4734522]Are the pics in these ads accurate?[/QUOTE]They are the girls in the ad I think but all the pictures are old. The massage is decent and they all love to fuck. Nita was pretty wild.

[QUOTE=WillyBetten;4734624]Sorry, I meant KK. Tara also got bigger but not as much proportionately. I love her massive tatas tho.

KK's now legitimately got the Fat Bastard gut going. She jokingly asked why she can't lose weight. I. didn't say anything.[/QUOTE]We were texting back and forth a while ago about her diet and she was doing great! Its hard to believe as she seems to really have her act together.

[QUOTE=FloorHump422;4734955]I know they aren't in NOVA, but if you go on Rubmaps, it looks like a few places in Laurel have had recent reviews. I don't have premium, so I don't know if they're still open, but they could be worth a try to call up.[/QUOTE]Yeah I saw that too. I think people are just posting reviews when they visited before the big lockdown to get their post count up / in. If I am up near Laurel I'll give a couple of those places a ring.

[QUOTE=Sswede;4735495]We were texting back and forth a while ago about her diet and she was doing great! Its hard to believe as she seems to really have her act together.[/QUOTE]KK and Tara are two of the best massages in NOVA. They are friendly and pretty as well. They have always had limited menus, but can be fun and as I said two of the best at massage.

Before the 2010's I saw someone named KK. She was Thai and did massage and hair removal. She gave a good massage but only offered a hangshake at the finish. I also had her remove hair from my back.

The seconda time I went I met an associate of hers. She gave a good massage and shook more than a hand.

KK was heavy by my standards but not sloppy fat. The other one was thin but I cannot remember her name.

KK was nice and so was her associate.

Would have reconnect but then met a petite beauty who I became excluaive to. She ran with a group led by Pinky and they offered free Nuru. Those were the days. This woman went back to Thailand and I followed her on Facebook for a minute. After her it was hard to find another who would cuddle at a fair exchange. I wished she had stayed I offered my home to her.

Anyway, I guess I am still living in the past and we know we cannot go back.

[QUOTE=NyHornet;4736026]KK and Tara are two of the best massages in NOVA. They are friendly and pretty as well. They have always had limited menus, but can be fun and as I said two of the best at massage.[/QUOTE]

I guess business is down but I started noticing legit massage therapist offering HJ with the session. If you pm me then I can send you the info. I will note that HJ sucks but massage alone is worth it.