My failed non-erotic trip up the 405
I was desperate for a real good massage. I know a few places but you don't get a good massage if you don't turn up every now and then, and half of the staff ask you to donate to a sperm bank. I had an online listing with non-erotic MP's. And the Google Assistant knows to read addresses so I can navigate right away.
Triton Lake Forest looked so desperate on a Friday evening. #125 are long gone. The one still around looked too depressing. I drove past OC Massage but I was turned off by the big signs ". Man & Woman. ", even though I just wanted a good massage. I even tried Simple Massage. Price is high but not so much if tips are included. But she is closed.
So I want to the Thai one at Lake Forest. At the front, A couple was asking for a discount for regulars. A horizontally huge biker type went in soon after me. When it was my turn, she said they were fully booked for the evening. I might return because the receptionist wasn't bad. She was not pretty but she was not old either. She is the type that grows on you. The name of a flower was on her T-shirt so I think she does massages. She's half way between the ugliest / oldest and the youngest / prettiest women on their website. Her good manner did it for me.
The traffic hadn't died down so I settled for the next town, Irvine. I went to another Thai place there but I was surprised that it was next to the ATM that I frequented for the Chinese AMP across the road. Never noticed the name before. It was the same, fully booked for the evening. Hopefully, the receptionist is the owner or the manager. Old and ugly.
The other one on the list surprised me because it was obviously inside Hotel Irvine. Why did they include it in the list? Can you possibly find HE there?
The list on Costa Mesa is probably too long to get to the non-erotic ones at the end.
Next stop, Fountain Valley close to the freeway. Was I desperate enough? I was willing to try Pain Free for $70 but they were closed. The next one close to 405 was Origins. I was so desperate that I went in, even though it was next to a workout joint, a middle aged Asian woman customer was talking at the reception, and two young blonds were the receptionists. At least I found out they don't need appointments but they were also fully booked for the evening.
About the only one left was Massage Enjoy. It was a bit off the freeway but not far from Origins. I was greeted by an attractive Asian girl. Not teen young but about mid 20's. She is Chinese but looked Vietnamese. Stylish shoulder length hair, naked look makeup or almost no makeup, attractive casual attire. She's too pretty to do real massage, but I had prettier and younger Viet girls who refused to do any extras, surviving on the meager room rate split and tips.
It wasn't a bait and switch since she came in to do the massage. But that time I had only 30 minutes left and I didn't expect much of the massage. The massage was good but it seemed that she hated the towel. The first thing she did was pull down my towel to uncover most of my butt. Could she see my erection at that angle? It felt good when she rubbed my thighs thoroughly. But then she couldn't avoid touching my balls. The towel was long gone and she didn't bother with it on the flip. She went straight to massage my lower abdomen and watched the reaction at my cock closely.
I was in a vulnerable position. My erection hadn't come up yet but she is pretty, watching my cock. I instinctively moved her hands down a few inches gently. There's no resistance and she seemed to be happy taking up the extra job. I tried her bra and pants to see which way she preferred. Can't get into her pants so I sat up on the massage table, face to face with her holding my cock. She allowed my to push up her bra for a good tip that we didn't discuss. She looked younger with that teen girl flat chest with a bit of pencil nipple. I had the left girl in my mouth and the right in my hand. I squeezed them both, hard. She wasn't grabbing my cock hard so as for me to donate sperm ASAP. But I didn't last long anyway.
It was fun and I gave her a good tip. But for that money, I could screw somebody good in Anaheim. It's Chinese roulette but quite decent. I got them to text me "real" pictures first because their pictures at classified looked a bit too good.
