To ALL you newbies out there I once more say.
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To ALL you newbies out there I once more say.
[QUOTE=Lisiano;1444437]Could you please post your picture. I might be interested.[/QUOTE]I am the Alpha and the Omega of Nowatney you heard!
Peace out,
813's Style™
[QUOTE=Look813;1445521]To ALL you newbies out there I once more say.[/QUOTE]Wow 813! You got paid for your time with the girls taking all those pictures? Your naked statue MUST be standing in some museum. And I'm sure they couldn't find a fig leaf big enough.
[QUOTE=Look813; 1445535]I am the Alpha and the Omega of Nowatney you heard!
Peace out,
813's Style™[/QUOTE]Yes. I Googled "813 God Statue" and found that there are many cultures which have incorporated various interpretations of your visage into their art.
[QUOTE=Look813; 1446032]You thin (redacted text)
813's Style™ you heard![/QUOTE]Kat is Mindy's sister
[QUOTE=Look813;1445521]To ALL you out there I once more say.[/QUOTE]Kind HO with a heart of gold!
[QUOTE=Look813;1445512]813's Style™ baby![/QUOTE]Crystal, always in a hurry!
[QUOTE=Look813;1445501]Like you never seen them before: 813's Style.[/QUOTE]Is this Amanda from Boston?
[QUOTE=Look813;1445497]Like you never seen them before: 813's Style.[/QUOTE]CeCe, I thought you told us she was H+!
[QUOTE=Look813;1445493]What "a fan" missed.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I caught her cousin Gina too!
[QUOTE=Look813;1445489]It's called: 813's Style.[/QUOTE]Now here is one I did miss, her smile says it all!
Did I get her name right? It's been a long time ago that I saw her.
[QUOTE=Look813; 1445535]I am the Alpha and the Omega of Nowatney you heard!
Peace out,
813's Style™[/QUOTE]There will never be another guy show up like this, he comes put of nowhere and posts a million pics!
Wow! Amazing! The beginning and the end! The next My Vice, trademarked like Skiper! Are we seeing the birth of the next CookyJar?
Don't you hate it when a monger shows up, posts a ton of pictures and no names, locations or other helpful information?
Welcome to the jungle, we got fun and games!
[QUOTE=Nowatney;1446100]Welcome to the jungle, we got fun and games![/QUOTE]Of all the pictures I've seen of Laura there have only been a couple of her in action. I'd love to see more. This is a girl I would travel to Florida to visit!
[QUOTE=Cls9637;1446136]Of all the pictures I've seen of Laura there have only been a couple of her in action. I'd love to see more. This is a girl I would travel to Florida to visit![/QUOTE]You know, mongers all over the country love Laura. This is a HO that photographs well, she looks better on the web than in person. I can't explain it, just an observation.
[QUOTE=Asock Fan;1446203]You know, mongers all over the country love Laura. This is a HO that photographs well, she looks better on the web than in person. I can't explain it, just an observation.[/QUOTE]I don't post much, but read this forum several times per day.
Asock is correct and I'll offer my own opinion on Laura. I think she's one of the ugliest women I've ever seen, with a face that could stop a clock! She also usually appears to be dirty in the "I haven't taken a shower in 5 days" kind of way.
Most of us have been around a bit and can usually say "I've done worse" when discussing an ugly woman, but the truth is, I haven't done worse and honestly don't think I could raise a stiffy while looking at this girl.
No offense to those who patronize Laura, but personally, I'd rather spank the monkey than be with her!
[QUOTE=Nowatney;1446100]Welcome to the jungle, we got fun and games![/QUOTE]I just want to know how he's dealing with the mosquitos!
[QUOTE=Cls9637;1446136]Of all the pictures I've seen of Laura there have only been a couple of her in action. I'd love to see more. This is a girl I would travel to Florida to visit![/QUOTE]Really? You have to be kidding.
[QUOTE=Cls9637;1446136]Of all the pictures I've seen of Laura there have only been a couple of her in action. I'd love to see more. This is a girl I would travel to Florida to visit![/QUOTE]813 Style™ says."Enjoy your hobby Cls9637"
[QUOTE=Bugatti; 1446220]I don't post much, but read this forum several times per day.
Asock is correct and I'll offer my own opinion on Laura. I think she's one of the ugliest women I've ever seen, (text redacted)
Most of us have been around a bit and can usually say "I've done worse" when discussing an ugly woman, but the truth is, I haven't done worse and honestly don't think I could raise a stiffy while looking at this girl.
No offense to those who patronize Laura, but personally, I'd rather spank the monkey than be with her![/QUOTE]
Ugliest woman you have ever seen? Come on!
What about Sea Hag? And that girl who begs for money at Fowler, with the deformed face?
Kristina the HO with dolphin tattoo on her belly, just left 142nd to go visit her mean uncle at the Orient Hilton.
In an unrelated Incident, a girl named Sara was busted on Lotus, she threw a bottle at someone. I drove by just as the law arrived! This is a young cute thing, I hope she can be lured to the dark side!
As far as this Nowatney the monger goes, I like the picture of Bree. Any of you old timers doing her still? She has been gone from Nowatney for a long time, years!
We miss you "Bread".
[QUOTE=Asock Fan; 1446419]Ugliest woman you have ever seen? Come on!
What about Sea Hag? And that girl who begs for money at Fowler, with the deformed face?[/QUOTE]I said she was "one of the ugliest".
Those you mention are also in the "I'd rather do myself than her" category!
Hi, I'm Gregg. Live off 140th. And decided to post for the first time at this great site (you guys have given me the courage to do so!).
So I will start with this big beautiful lady I found about a mile south from my house. BBW is the term some of you would use to describe her (sorry I'm still learning the lingo here).
She was not too very photogenic but I managed to take this snap shot of her.
Said she needed a donation to cover her late electric bill."50 minutes" sealed the deal!
Mongers enjoy!
P. S. : Marbella apts.
[QUOTE=Look813;1446556]We miss you "Bread".[/QUOTE]I miss her, those tattoos, stunning! If any of you are still in contact please let her know I would love to say hi to her some time.
Steph, a regular I have seen for a few years is now 'Blessed'
JJ
[QUOTE=Nowatney;1446052]Kat is Mindy's sister[/QUOTE]Where did Kat go? That was a good picture too!
[QUOTE=Nephi Pl; 1446608]Hi, I'm Gregg. Live off 140th. And decided to post for the first time at this great site (you guys have given me the courage to do so!).
So I will start with this big beautiful lady I found about a mile south from my house. BBW is the term some of you would use to describe her (sorry I'm still learning the lingo here).
She was not too very photogenic but I managed to take this snap shot of her.
Said she needed a donation to cover her late electric bill."50 minutes" sealed the deal!
Mongers enjoy!
P. S. : Marbella apts.[/QUOTE]First. Great pictures by the all the guys who posted.
Now! Nephi, This is your first post and you posted that? You tell us where you live and you posted that? You tell us your name and you posted that? You are still learning the lingo, but you know how to post pictures. And you posted that?
To each their own I guess.
[QUOTE=JimJames; 1446663]Steph, a regular I have seen for a few years is now 'Blessed'
JJ[/QUOTE]Forgot about her over the bridge. Share more of this one.
[QUOTE=Space101; 1446860]First. Great pictures by the all the guys who posted.
Now! Nephi, This is your first post and you posted that? You tell us where you live and you posted that? You tell us your name and you posted that? You are still learning the lingo, but you know how to post pictures. And you posted that?
To each their own I guess.[/QUOTE]
I believe this Nephi thing is a joke post, a sick joke but a joke none the less. If you view the gallery, you can see the names of the uploaded files. I it is like another poster's photos. It might be nothing but I smell a rat.
Tampa seems my kinnda town.
I would like to visit this fine place. Fukin fine looker walkers.
[QUOTE=DarkRaijin; 1447191]Tampa seems my kinnda town.
I would like to visit this fine place. Fukin fine looker walkers.[/QUOTE]Hey Dark! I will be in your neck of the woods on Friday.
JJ
[QUOTE=Nowatney;1446100]Welcome to the jungle, we got fun and games![/QUOTE]Who's the dark haired girl with the cherry tattoo?
Morning shift I saw Kat scooped at Frontier, I scooped Jaime, alway worth giving a ride. She gave me a hand massage while we drove to a spot. Then I bought her a breakfast and dropped her off.
After day shift I saw Jaimie again, I skipped her this time. Crystal was out, mongers who are smart enough to RTFF know she has a cherry tattoo. Flo-Yvette, is back out, yuck. There was a new one on 140th, she looked a little like Gio. Ti think I saw Spanish Laura near Sound Advice, I gave them all a miss though.
Stay tuned for your next SELP HO!
813 Style™
Why are people posting pictures horizontaly? Are they just to dum to do it right? Or is there a reason for this? Bill Ho.
[QUOTE=Look813; 1448463]Stay tuned for your next SELP HO!
813 Style™[/QUOTE]
"And before we proceeded to get started, she asked. Daddy what's your style?"
"And I replied. 813 baby!"
Mongers enjoy,
813 Style™
[QUOTE=Look813; 1448585]I thought you were the TRICKMASTA DAWG!
Peace out,
813[/QUOTE]Good answer.
I think?
[QUOTE=Look813; 1448463]Stay tuned for your next SELP HO!
813 Style™[/QUOTE]Thank you for the expression of esteem, respect, affection, or admiration. However, I will pick the SELPs. You need to find your own term. Also I like pictures, but this business of posting pictures with no information is total crap. Give a name, a location, and a date or this is just some fantasy girl tapping on my chamber door only this and nothing more!