Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Zeemahd;5538835]Well boys, I've been around for a long time but don't post much. I'm officially out of the game.

Went to Relax Spa today like I usually do when I feel like getting rubbed down. I asked for May and got her. The other 2 new girls are ogres. It started by waiting for 20 minutes in the room. The guy who works there insisted on giving me coffee late as hell at night and I kept refusing, so what does he do? Brings it in the room when I'm naked on the table. WTF?

Then the guy in the room next to me paid for a massage and just tried to learn mandarin the entire time, WTF is wrong with you? It's a massage parlor not Rosetta Stone. So that was annoying to listen to.

Next came down to business. May is a FS girl and what I normally do. So we finish I look down and I see Aunt Flo came to town. Holy shit I about puked everywhere I'm still shuttering at seeing that. All over me. I'm disgusted. I didn't pay the house fee, I didn't tip and May tried arguing with me over it. I said no no no no no. BLOOD! And she got quiet and bowed her head and let me go. I'm done with this "hobby" oh man was that one of the nastiest things to ever happen to me.[/QUOTE]Well I have to say I'm not a big fan of Ragtime either, but I've done it even when they've told me they're on the rag. I prefer the lubrication to be clear and not red but close your eyes and not look, it feels the same. There's a provider in Chicago who is / was really hot but won't go bareback unless she's on the rag because she doesn't want to take the pill. I tried to catch her just as she's coming off of menstruation little bit of spotting never hurt anyone.

Yuyu from the old Sunflowers would pull her panties open to show you her Kotex. That could have been the invitation for some of you guys. She didn't say she wouldn't, she just wanted you to know. The other thing is I'll do they know when it's coming they don't know when it's going to start flowing oh, so they could have been maybe she wasn't aware?

I think it's unanimous here that you could have paid least part of the house for you until after sounds like at least you got off.

I've never had a bad experience there. In fact, it was always an above the ordinary experience. In fact after great sessions, May always load me up with all kinds of extra stuff, Red Bull, Cheez-Its, some Chinese candies and also Starbucks Frappuccinos!

[QUOTE=NitroPimp;5544558]Well I have to say I'm not a big fan of Ragtime either, but I've done it even when they've told me they're on the rag. I prefer the lubrication to be clear and not red but close your eyes and not look, it feels the same. There's a provider in Chicago who is / was really hot but won't go bareback unless she's on the rag because she doesn't want to take the pill. I tried to catch her just as she's coming off of menstruation little bit of spotting never hurt anyone.

Yuyu from the old Sunflowers would pull her panties open to show you her Kotex. That could have been the invitation for some of you guys. She didn't say she wouldn't, she just wanted you to know. The other thing is I'll do they know when it's coming they don't know when it's going to start flowing oh, so they could have been maybe she wasn't aware?

I think it's unanimous here that you could have paid least part of the house for you until after sounds like at least you got off.

I've never had a bad experience there. In fact, it was always an above the ordinary experience. In fact after great sessions, May always load me up with all kinds of extra stuff, Red Bull, Cheez-Its, some Chinese candies and also Starbucks Frappuccinos![/QUOTE]I think Yuyu just stuck that thing in everyday. She ALWAYS had it in. And I'm guessing she was probably post menopause.

[QUOTE=Lemeduyu;5546021]I think Yuyu just stuck that thing in everyday. She ALWAYS had it in. And I'm guessing she was probably post menopause.[/QUOTE]It wasn't there to stop my finger and I didn't feel it up in there. I was the goose myself for the first time within the last few months. Girl was embarrassed aren't the jimmies at the k-spas red or pink?

[QUOTE=DomCorazon;5547014]It wasn't there to stop my finger and I didn't feel it up in there. I was the goose myself for the first time within the last few months. Girl was embarrassed aren't the jimmies at the k-spas red or pink?[/QUOTE]I might have to get my translator out for this one Dom. You speak in riddles many times.

[QUOTE=NitroPimp;5547588]I might have to get my translator out for this one Dom. You speak in riddles many times.[/QUOTE]Fingered Yuyu the one time I saw her. No tampon that day. At a different establishment I also for the first time recently pulled out and had blood on the condom. Goose! As in duck, duck, Goose! Mt was embarrassed. Then my last deep thought was on the K spa covers. They are normally red or pink. Sorry, riddles are sometimes brought to you by my buddy John Jameson.

[QUOTE=Lemeduyu;5546021]I think Yuyu just stuck that thing in everyday. She ALWAYS had it in. And I'm guessing she was probably post menopause.[/QUOTE]It may have been due to BBFS and the runoff from CIP.

Visited relax Spa a week ago for the first time parking was easy. Walked in and was greeted by may massage was not bad have had worse. I was not sure so I tested with roaming hands and figured out fast I would be leaving happy. On the flip went for l3 service was not bad tip was 100 will revisit.

Got he "We have new girl, welcome here" text. Anybody had the pleasure? I have to go up today so maybe take one for the team but last few times were a struggle to finish. Bad technique and really taxing my imagination.

Anybody?

[QUOTE=HankyDaPanky;5589034]Got he "We have new girl, welcome here" text. Anybody had the pleasure? I have to go up today so maybe take one for the team but last few times were a struggle to finish. Bad technique and really taxing my imagination.

Anybody?[/QUOTE]I would skip it. Relax is a little better. A little! That whole area is lousy. I am glad to be working in Texas. Good luck.

[QUOTE=MiluvuLongTime;5589258]I would skip it. Relax is a little better. A little! That whole area is lousy. I am glad to be working in Texas. Good luck.[/QUOTE]Jealous! I fekin moved from there. Even subAMPs were well worth the money. Get a good L3 on my behalf from Mapleshade LOL.

I remember once, in July I was driving out of Austin, stopped for gas, randomly searched if anything was open at 2 am. One was, the best FS I've ever had, one hour for $2. They close at 9 pm here ffs (I wonder if there are any 24 hr AMPs in mid-west at all).

Hope at least in the winter time when traffic gets slow, the services gets better.

[QUOTE=HankyDaPanky;5589034]Got he "We have new girl, welcome here" text. Anybody had the pleasure? I have to go up today so maybe take one for the team but last few times were a struggle to finish. Bad technique and really taxing my imagination.

Anybody?[/QUOTE]I actually did go to A1 to try the new girl recently, and I was really disappointed, and then she tried to screw me out of over 20 minutes. Actually, first I was told to go, but when I got there I was told to wait in a room for 10 min. Which I waited over 20 min in. The teasing was great, but the massage was average at best and she talked about how I came on a busy day several times. On the flip, I ended up doing a bit of it because reasons, but then all of a sudden she was like "OK done," and it had been almost exactly 60 min even though I paid for 90 min. She tried to tell me "no no, I text my boss when I start" but that was bullshit. Then she went and got me 20 back for the time I complained about. So then when I go to give her a tip, I gave her 50 just because of the great teasing and OTC roaming, and she fucking complained that she should be getting 60 because that's how much L1 is now, and that everything has gone up now. I gave her the most WTF stare and told her that no, Kenosha and everywhere has NOT changed, and she tried to push me for another 10 again saying she did L1 a long time.

Absolutely will not be going back while she is there.

[QUOTE=LukeSky737;5590157]I actually did go to A1 to try the new girl recently, and I was really disappointed, and then she tried to screw me out of over 20 minutes. Actually, first I was told to go, but when I got there I was told to wait in a room for 10 min. Which I waited over 20 min in. The teasing was great, but the massage was average at best and she talked about how I came on a busy day several times. On the flip, I ended up doing a bit of it because reasons, but then all of a sudden she was like "OK done," and it had been almost exactly 60 min even though I paid for 90 min. She tried to tell me "no no, I text my boss when I start" but that was bullshit. Then she went and got me 20 back for the time I complained about. So then when I go to give her a tip, I gave her 50 just because of the great teasing and OTC roaming, and she fucking complained that she should be getting 60 because that's how much L1 is now, and that everything has gone up now. I gave her the most WTF stare and told her that no, Kenosha and everywhere has NOT changed, and she tried to push me for another 10 again saying she did L1 a long time.

Absolutely will not be going back while she is there.[/QUOTE]I just ran into the same thing at violet with her telling me that it's 60 for L1. Fuck that, I'll go to an independent and get a lot more before I give it to an old lady. Don't give in to that BS. I've been reading on these boards that some of you mongers are complying with their rate increases.

This day (29th), way back in 1976, visited Valley Health Club, 1st venture to a MP. Over the years, three name changes there, and numerous visits to MPs world wide. Now at 65, I look back and miss the old Racine, Rockford, and near O'Hare Triangle of 76-89 ish the most. Did go to Racine one last time just before closing few years back. Just not the same & knew it was on last legs. For us "old goats," l guess only historical place left is in Madison. Where has the time gone.

Stopped at a Racine place recently as I am too chicken shot to head over to Mt. P and get some good exercise due to all the talk. In my eyes. It's only a matter of time. Well anyways, received L2 60 hr 100 tip. Good service, not great but good enough.

[QUOTE=DarthVaperzz;5662189]Stopped at a Racine place recently as I am too chicken shot to head over to Mt. P and get some good exercise due to all the talk. In my eyes. It's only a matter of time. Well anyways, received L2 60 hr 100 tip. Good service, not great but good enough.[/QUOTE]You guys need to stop overpaying. $ at a local MP should get you level 3.