Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;5757700]I wouldn't be surprised by this at all. A few years ago they threw out the Chinese. Then the Koreans opened up shop and are now in danger of being exterminated. I am pretty sure that they have enough money to make a donation to the city and stay open for a while. Take a look at the mayor, he's a character straight out of the Soprano's. He's the mayor and he owns some type of vending machine business. I am sure that he would be happy to meet up with the Koreans and make a deal. LOL. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]So what's a fan supposed to do?

Squeeze in visits now to fill the memory spank bank?

Don't visit at all due to heightened busy risk?

Guess I'll save some coins for an eventual return to exercise.

[QUOTE=Subotai64;5759034]So what's a fan supposed to do?

Squeeze in visits now to fill the memory spank bank?

Don't visit at all due to heightened busy risk?

Guess I'll save some coins for an eventual return to exercise.[/QUOTE]As long as Willow has the doors open I am sure that it will be business as usual. Even if they go out of business it's not the end of the world. There are plenty of other places around, it might just add an extra 15 minutes to your drive time. I remember in 2016 when the tight asses in St Charles shut down all of the spa's. I was sad for about a week and then I just branched out and found new territory. Spa's are like weeds in your lawn. You are standing there drinking a beer and looking at your beautifully manicured lawn after you finished mowing and pulling weeds. Then 2 days later you walk outside and find a few new weeds growing in your lawn. It's the same thing with the Spa's, they shut 1 down and eventually 2 new one's open. Right now the Aurora / Naperville area has more than enough Spa's to keep most Mongers happy. SaintChuck.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;5759713]As long as Willow has the doors open I am sure that it will be business as usual. Even if they go out of business it's not the end of the world. There are plenty of other places around, it might just add an extra 15 minutes to your drive time. I remember in 2016 when the tight asses in St Charles shut down all of the spa's. I was sad for about a week and then I just branched out and found new territory. Spa's are like weeds in your lawn. You are standing there drinking a beer and looking at your beautifully manicured lawn after you finished mowing and pulling weeds. Then 2 days later you walk outside and find a few new weeds growing in your lawn. It's the same thing with the Spa's, they shut 1 down and eventually 2 new one's open. Right now the Aurora / Naperville area has more than enough Spa's to keep most Mongers happy. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]Yes sir, I totally agree. Willow will most likely be forced to close within 3 months just like Luna. However, there are plenty of other spas nearby on top of the news ones that will be popping up soon. Maybe not in CS, but across the border.

[QUOTE=Squat;5760154]Yes sir, I totally agree. Willow will most likely be forced to close within 3 months just like Luna. However, there are plenty of other spas nearby on top of the news ones that will be popping up soon. Maybe not in CS, but across the border.[/QUOTE]I hadn't been to Luna since end of November and wrote a report on it then. It doesn't surprise me it is gone. It kind of had the "we are being watched" vibe to it then. It was awful service and not what it used to be, It formerly was my number one spot in the early days of Covid.

As for Willow, I kind of feel like the Yogi Berra wisdom of "Nobody goes there anymore, it is too crowded. " I have gone there so many times in the last month and gotten mostly shut out. I did get in once and saw Mimi (and was introduced to Penny, who I have been wanting to see, but it is always busy). And now it sounds like Willow will be gone soon. I would also suspect service will diminish in the meantime. I have been meaning to make location adjustments for a while and I guess this will force me to.

Still, it blows, because these two places WERE (at different times) fantastic and they are very close to both home and work, which made them easy to get to unnoticed.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;5759713] Spa's are like weeds in your lawn. You are standing there drinking a beer and looking at your beautifully manicured lawn after you finished mowing and pulling weeds. Then 2 days later you walk outside and find a few new weeds growing in your lawn. It's the same thing with the Spa's, they shut 1 down and eventually 2 new one's open.[/QUOTE]A Reading from the Gospel of Saint Chuck LOL.

You mentioned you were in a spa during a bust. How'd that go down? How should one conduct oneself if that happens?.

[QUOTE=Subotai64;5769879]A Reading from the Gospel of Saint Chuck LOL.

You mentioned you were in a spa during a bust. How'd that go down? How should one conduct oneself if that happens?.[/QUOTE]I got a bit lucky due to Uncle LEO's bad timing. I was at the spa to see a woman that I knew very well. If Uncle LEO would have busted down that door 5 minutes later they would have caught me in the middle of BBFS. I had only been in the room a few minutes when they busted in the room and luckily I was laying on the table fully covered with a towel and my friend was messing with the CD player and not even near the massage table, so they couldn't do shit to me. Turned out they weren't there to bust my chops anyway, they wanted the woman in the next room. It turns out that Uncle LEO was coming to the spa every few months just to bust her. I know that a lot of Mongers fear getting busted at a spa and spending the rest of their lives in a hard labor camp. LOL. If guy's are really concerned about a spa getting busted, then just go on a Sunday. No town, city or village is going to approve overtime for these Navy Seal wannabees to bust a spa on a Sunday, so that they can issue a few misdemeanor tickets. I am not going to say that I am 100% correct, but I think that I am 99% correct. I haven't seen 1 spa bust in Illinois in the past 30 years that happened on a Sunday. On Sunday Uncle LEO is either at church or spending his day off at the spa just like the rest of us. SaintChuck.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;5770547]I got a bit lucky due to Uncle LEO's bad timing. I was at the spa to see a woman that I knew very well. If Uncle LEO would have busted down that door 5 minutes later they would have caught me in the middle of BBFS. I had only been in the room a few minutes when they busted in the room and luckily I was laying on the table fully covered with a towel and my friend was messing with the CD player and not even near the massage table, so they couldn't do shit to me. Turned out they weren't there to bust my chops anyway, they wanted the woman in the next room. It turns out that Uncle LEO was coming to the spa every few months just to bust her. I know that a lot of Mongers fear getting busted at a spa and spending the rest of their lives in a hard labor camp. LOL. If guy's are really concerned about a spa getting busted, then just go on a Sunday. No town, city or village is going to approve overtime for these Navy Seal wannabees to bust a spa on a Sunday, so that they can issue a few misdemeanor tickets. I am not going to say that I am 100% correct, but I think that I am 99% correct. I haven't seen 1 spa bust in Illinois in the past 30 years that happened on a Sunday. On Sunday Uncle LEO is either at church or spending his day off at the spa just like the rest of us. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]Depending on the town the cops also want to bust a spa early enough in the day that it makes the 6 pm news. Now around here spa busts don't make the tv news very often but if you're a smaller community where they don't have kids killing kids everyday it would be the lead story when they take down an establisment giving handjobs to married guys. Because that's the most serious crime these small towns in middle America experience.

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Went to see Eva at marigold in GE. Put on a couple lbs since I saw her last as Linda in carol stream. Still looks good for older lady. Very soft skin, Boobs are still rock hard, she can take it pretty good. Didn't even need lube. Pretty flexible, had her knees almost touching her shoulders. She's pretty loud but probably just theater. Would repeat.

[QUOTE=Chorizo1;5773228]Went to see Eva at marigold in GE. Put on a couple lbs since I saw her last as Linda in carol stream. Still looks good for older lady. Very soft skin, Boobs are still rock hard, she can take it pretty good. Didn't even need lube. Pretty flexible, had her knees almost touching her shoulders. She's pretty loud but probably just theater. Would repeat.[/QUOTE]I remember Linda, nice lady. Will have to go visit her. Speaking of MG does anyone know what happened to Bella or where she ended up?

Stay safe boys!

-MJ.

Stopped by for a visit. Since there is no real massage I went with the half for 60 and ended up with Candy. Older petite lady with tan skin and a bad boob job. Tipped 120 as I always do and was on my way. They will be moving mid April but I probably wouldn't repeat with Candy. I can get a BBBJ and cfs for 170 with much younger talent in Chinatown. The table shower was ok and the place is clean but I wasn't there for that.

[QUOTE=WoodStreet;5799373]Stopped by for a visit. Since there is no real massage I went with the half for 60 and ended up with Candy. Older petite lady with tan skin and a bad boob job. Tipped 120 as I always do and was on my way. They will be moving mid April but I probably wouldn't repeat with Candy. I can get a BBBJ and cfs for 170 with much younger talent in Chinatown. The table shower was ok and the place is clean but I wasn't there for that.[/QUOTE]Do you mean and Apt in Chinatown, or an AMP?

I know there are AMPs close to Chinatown, but any in it?

And do they have safe parking? Chinatown parking is ok, but I worry about the surrounding area these days. Never did before.

[QUOTE=HenryA77;5801227]Do you mean and Apt in Chinatown, or an AMP?

I know there are AMPs close to Chinatown, but any in it?

And do they have safe parking? Chinatown parking is ok, but I worry about the surrounding area these days. Never did before.[/QUOTE]I always park at the secure lot on Wentworth at Wentworth and Cermak. The lot is very secure and has fair prices. If you are only staying in Chinatown for 2 or 3 hours you can get a restaurant to validate the parking and then it's free. Yes, there are AMP's in Chinatown. There are a few AMP's on Wentworth and a few on Archer. SaintChuck.

[QUOTE=HenryA77;5801227]Do you mean and Apt in Chinatown, or an AMP?

I know there are AMPs close to Chinatown, but any in it?

And do they have safe parking? Chinatown parking is ok, but I worry about the surrounding area these days. Never did before.[/QUOTE]Chinatown has both apartments and parlors that do business just like the apartments. I prefer not paying a door fee for a non existing massage at a parlor.

There has been plenty of safe parking for both.

Anyone been to NV lately? Been feeling the need to do a TF.

New spa in Bartlett. Same owner as Zen. Nina from Sunshine was working.