Strip Club Reports

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[QUOTE=Crazyazn23;1341778]I just got home from spearmint rhino and I just realize how stupid I am. I got a VIP lap dance with a girl call "Jackie" if that is in fact her real name. She said she could do everthing for $300 in the VIP room / booth. After she said all that we went in and she dance and I grabbed her tits and ass. Then she told me that there was too many people and we could do anything. That was another sign that something was wrong! I guess all those rum and coke caught up to me. Then she said she would meet me at my hotel for FS. Then she asked for an extra tip. I then told her that I would give it to her at the hotel. But she keep saying she had to pay the bouncer for leaving early. Well stupid me fell for that line and I gave her $200. So she gave me her number and told me to go out first so no one would know we were leaving together. Once got to my hotel I called her and she told me she was getting changed. After 45mins I called her back and she turn off her phone. Then I knew for sure that I was ripped off. I don't know what to do now. Does anyone have any suggestions? Or should I just suck it up and learn not to be such a dumbass?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Crazyazn23;1341778]I just got home from spearmint rhino and I just realize how stupid I am. I got a VIP lap dance with a girl call "Jackie" if that is in fact her real name. She said she could do everthing for $300 in the VIP room / booth. After she said all that we went in and she dance and I grabbed her tits and ass. Then she told me that there was too many people and we could do anything. That was another sign that something was wrong! I guess all those rum and coke caught up to me. Then she said she would meet me at my hotel for FS. Then she asked for an extra tip. I then told her that I would give it to her at the hotel. But she keep saying she had to pay the bouncer for leaving early. Well stupid me fell for that line and I gave her $200. So she gave me her number and told me to go out first so no one would know we were leaving together. Once got to my hotel I called her and she told me she was getting changed. After 45mins I called her back and she turn off her phone. Then I knew for sure that I was ripped off. I don't know what to do now. Does anyone have any suggestions? Or should I just suck it up and learn not to be such a dumbass?[/QUOTE]I think she'll show up. She's probably just running late. You know how women are,

[QUOTE=Crazyazn23;1341778]I just got home from spearmint rhino and I just realize how stupid I am. I got a VIP lap dance with a girl call "Jackie" if that is in fact her real name. She said she could do everthing for $300 in the VIP room / booth. After she said all that we went in and she dance and I grabbed her tits and ass. Then she told me that there was too many people and we could do anything. That was another sign that something was wrong! I guess all those rum and coke caught up to me. Then she said she would meet me at my hotel for FS. Then she asked for an extra tip. I then told her that I would give it to her at the hotel. But she keep saying she had to pay the bouncer for leaving early. Well stupid me fell for that line and I gave her $200. So she gave me her number and told me to go out first so no one would know we were leaving together. Once got to my hotel I called her and she told me she was getting changed. After 45mins I called her back and she turn off her phone. Then I knew for sure that I was ripped off. I don't know what to do now. Does anyone have any suggestions? Or should I just suck it up and learn not to be such a dumbass?[/QUOTE]You might consider filing a complaint with the better business bureau. Or you can take the TripAdvisor "My bed wasn't turned down on time" approach and write a letter directly to the CEO / Owner of Spearmint Rhino Companies, John Gray. Or, you can use her phone number to sign up for call backs from credit counseling companies, timeshares, etc.

[QUOTE=Crazyazn23;1341778]I just got home from spearmint rhino and I just realize how stupid I am. I got a VIP lap dance with a girl call "Jackie" if that is in fact her real name. She said she could do everthing for $300 in the VIP room / booth. After she said all that we went in and she dance and I grabbed her tits and ass. Then she told me that there was too many people and we could do anything. That was another sign that something was wrong! I guess all those rum and coke caught up to me. Then she said she would meet me at my hotel for FS. Then she asked for an extra tip. I then told her that I would give it to her at the hotel. But she keep saying she had to pay the bouncer for leaving early. Well stupid me fell for that line and I gave her $200. So she gave me her number and told me to go out first so no one would know we were leaving together. Once got to my hotel I called her and she told me she was getting changed. After 45mins I called her back and she turn off her phone. Then I knew for sure that I was ripped off. I don't know what to do now. Does anyone have any suggestions? Or should I just suck it up and learn not to be such a dumbass?[/QUOTE]I'm sure it doesn't help, but we've all been stolen from. Thankfully, it's possible to figure out who the robs are, but it takes time to develop an association. Given the transient nature of Vegas, I bet that this is hard to build up.

I was getting overdue for a trip to Tijuana (Mexico). It's only a five hour drive from Vegas. I'm posting here in hopes to convince some of you vegas guys to make the trip.

Vegas is great, but I get sick of all the bouncers and all the rules. Sometimes it's nice to take a walk on the wild side.

The best club down here is called Hong Kong. This is one of the best strip clubs on earth. The atmosphere ranges from jubilant orgy on a great night to slightly bored on a slow day shift. But, the club is open 24 hours which is surprisingly comforting to me.

Grab your passport. Tell the wife you're going to meet a client down in San Diego. Drive down the 15 all the way til you hit the 5. Keep going through San Diego til the "Last exit before the border." Exit. Park in the large, fenced $7 per day lot on your immediate right as you exit.

Walk toward the border. Signage is lacking, but you can figure out where to go. Ask somebody if you need to. Or just follow.

Walk through the border. Grab a cab as soon as you get across. It's a $2 ride to "Hong Kong" Gentleman's Club. No need to change money. Dollars are easier.

Get a room at Hotel Cascades (right next to Hong Kong). It's $45 a night. If you're on a day-trip skip this step and head straight into the club.

Consider buying a "Platinum" card from Hong Kong for $60 (good for 6 months or one year, can't remember). That will save you 20% on the hotel room, get you free admission, get you some free drinks (one per day) , and get you your first dance of each day for $11 (rather than $21). My Platinum card was very worth it, but if you're just here for one day it may not be worth it.

There are tons of girls at Hong Kong. Usually between 40 and 100. They'll all do "private dances" for $21. Almost all of them will go to a room and fuck for $60-$100.

I haven't been to Tijuana since I got my Liquid Lapdance "Lap Dance Pants". My goal this trip was not to fuck, but to see how much fun I could have with Liquid Lapdance.

The private dances are about five minutes long. They feel much longer than dances in vegas and you're in a completely private little booth. My first day I found an amazing 21 year old hottie. Skinny. Great face. Exactly my style. Got two dances and came hard during the second dance.

I was out $32 (thanks to my discount with the platinum card).

Felt awesome. Loved getting out of there completely satisfied for very little money.

Today I was in the mood for an epic day. My buddy is down here with me sharing a room, so when he was in the room fucking I was stuck in the club which led me to get more dances than I really needed, but anyway, here's how it went down.

First dance ($11). Went downstairs to check out "Club Miami" which is a new VIP room they have at Hong Kong. On the way down I saw a hottie I liked. Skinny, short hair, great face, great smile. Looked bubbly and fun, almost like she was on e. Couple of tats. Waiter told me she was 19. I told him I wanted a "privado" with her. Turned out to be better than expected. Could have cum, but held out.

Second dance ($21). Was eying a girl who reminded me of a hottie I used to bang. Asked the waiter to bring her over. Immediately got a privado and came. Wasn't the best dance ever, but very high contact. The funny thing was at the end there was a wet spot on my pants. She looked down and said,"you finish". The truth was I had, but I came in my Lap Dance Pants so I wasn't expecting any leakage. I smiled and said "a little bit". I still have no idea where that wet spot came from. I went back to my room and examined my pants. There was no leakage from the Liquid Lapdance. The only thing I can think of is that it was from my drink earlier or maybe from her pussy.

Third dance ($29). Found a skinny blond 19 year old. Looked like Paris Hilton back when she was hot. Couldn't resist. Bought her a drink for $8 (had to because I kinda stole her away from another guy) and then got a privado. Loved sucking on those small natural extremely firm titties. Could have come but held out.

Fourth dance ($21). The Paris Hilton girl had introduced me to her 18 year old little friend. Could not resist the braces and amazingly cute face. Told the friend to wait for me and ran to the ATM. Got a great dance and came again.

Fifth dance ($21). Was not even horny but was hunting for a hottie for my buddy. I had convinced him to strap on some Liquids and get dances rather than fucking. He was reluctant because he really felt like fucking, but he finally put them on because I promised to pay for his dance. I picked one great-looking girl for him, but she gave the worst dance ever. Just too in-demand to care. So I owed him another. I went hunting and found a great girl. Brought her upstairs but he didn't get a good look at her. He had his eye on another girl so I took mine myself. Didn't need another dance, but she had big natural tits and a gorgeous face. Ass was as good as it gets with tits that big. She sucked my finger and kissed me while ramming her ass into my lap and I came midway through the dance.

Three pops, but it was spread out over about 6 hours.

Final verdict. Worth the drive. We'll be down here for a couple more days if anyone wants to meet up.

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[QUOTE=VegasLarry; 1347390]I was getting overdue for a trip to Tijuana (Mexico). It's only a five hour drive from Vegas. I'm posting here in hopes to convince some of you vegas guys to make the trip.

Third dance ($29). Found a skinny blond 19 year old. Looked like Paris Hilton back when she was hot. Couldn't resist. Bought her a drink for $8 (had to because I kinda stole her away from another guy) and then got a privado. Loved sucking on those small natural extremely firm titties. Could have come but held out.

Three pops, but it was spread out over about 6 hours.[/QUOTE]1) Want to go but concerned about the drug war violence.

2) They have white girls?

3) Three pops from straight dances? How is that possible?

WHY WOULD I DRIVE to Tijuana for no SEX? I can get that in vegas. LOL.

[QUOTE=VegasLarry; 1347390]I was getting overdue for a trip to Tijuana (Mexico). It's only a five hour drive from Vegas. I'm posting here in hopes to convince some of you vegas guys to make the trip.

Vegas is great, but I get sick of all the bouncers and all the rules. Sometimes it's nice to take a walk on the wild side.

The best club down here is called Hong Kong. This is one of the best strip clubs on earth. The atmosphere ranges from jubilant orgy on a great night to slightly bored on a slow day shift. But, the club is open 24 hours which is surprisingly comforting to me.

Grab your passport. Tell the wife you're going to meet a client down in San Diego. Drive down the 15 all the way til you hit the 5. Keep going through San Diego til the "Last exit before the border." Exit. Park in the large, fenced $7 per day lot on your immediate right as you exit.

Walk toward the border. Signage is lacking, but you can figure out where to go. Ask somebody if you need to. Or just follow.

Walk through the border. Grab a cab as soon as you get across. It's a $2 ride to "Hong Kong" Gentleman's Club. No need to change money. Dollars are easier.

Get a room at Hotel Cascades (right next to Hong Kong). It's $45 a night. If you're on a day-trip skip this step and head straight into the club.

Consider buying a "Platinum" card from Hong Kong for $60 (good for 6 months or one year, can't remember). That will save you 20% on the hotel room, get you free admission, get you some free drinks (one per day) , and get you your first dance of each day for $11 (rather than $21). My Platinum card was very worth it, but if you're just here for one day it may not be worth it.

There are tons of girls at Hong Kong. Usually between 40 and 100. They'll all do "private dances" for $21. Almost all of them will go to a room and fuck for $60-$100.

I haven't been to Tijuana since I got my Liquid Lapdance "Lap Dance Pants". My goal this trip was not to fuck, but to see how much fun I could have with Liquid Lapdance.

The private dances are about five minutes long. They feel much longer than dances in vegas and you're in a completely private little booth. My first day I found an amazing 21 year old hottie. Skinny. Great face. Exactly my style. Got two dances and came hard during the second dance.

I was out $32 (thanks to my discount with the platinum card).

Felt awesome. Loved getting out of there completely satisfied for very little money.

Today I was in the mood for an epic day. My buddy is down here with me sharing a room, so when he was in the room fucking I was stuck in the club which led me to get more dances than I really needed, but anyway, here's how it went down.

First dance ($11). Went downstairs to check out "Club Miami" which is a new VIP room they have at Hong Kong. On the way down I saw a hottie I liked. Skinny, short hair, great face, great smile. Looked bubbly and fun, almost like she was on e. Couple of tats. Waiter told me she was 19. I told him I wanted a "privado" with her. Turned out to be better than expected. Could have cum, but held out.

Second dance ($21). Was eying a girl who reminded me of a hottie I used to bang. Asked the waiter to bring her over. Immediately got a privado and came. Wasn't the best dance ever, but very high contact. The funny thing was at the end there was a wet spot on my pants. She looked down and said,"you finish". The truth was I had, but I came in my Lap Dance Pants so I wasn't expecting any leakage. I smiled and said "a little bit". I still have no idea where that wet spot came from. I went back to my room and examined my pants. There was no leakage from the Liquid Lapdance. The only thing I can think of is that it was from my drink earlier or maybe from her pussy.

Third dance ($29). Found a skinny blond 19 year old. Looked like Paris Hilton back when she was hot. Couldn't resist. Bought her a drink for $8 (had to because I kinda stole her away from another guy) and then got a privado. Loved sucking on those small natural extremely firm titties. Could have come but held out.

Fourth dance ($21). The Paris Hilton girl had introduced me to her 18 year old little friend. Could not resist the braces and amazingly cute face. Told the friend to wait for me and ran to the ATM. Got a great dance and came again.

Fifth dance ($21). Was not even horny but was hunting for a hottie for my buddy. I had convinced him to strap on some Liquids and get dances rather than fucking. He was reluctant because he really felt like fucking, but he finally put them on because I promised to pay for his dance. I picked one great-looking girl for him, but she gave the worst dance ever. Just too in-demand to care. So I owed him another. I went hunting and found a great girl. Brought her upstairs but he didn't get a good look at her. He had his eye on another girl so I took mine myself. Didn't need another dance, but she had big natural tits and a gorgeous face. Ass was as good as it gets with tits that big. She sucked my finger and kissed me while ramming her ass into my lap and I came midway through the dance.

Three pops, but it was spread out over about 6 hours.

Final verdict. Worth the drive. We'll be down here for a couple more days if anyone wants to meet up.

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If you want to discuss traveling to international destinations to get laid, please use my International Sex Guide forum at:

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[QUOTE=Harry Plopper;1347763]WHY WOULD I DRIVE to Tijuana for no SEX? I can get that in vegas. LOL.[/QUOTE]Hey Harry, I forgot to mention I love Latinas. And I guess I'm weird, I would rather have lap dances from several different girls than fuck one.

Just came in for the night (from Hong Kongs). Had three dances from a HOT 19 year old.

Spent $52. Was more contact than you can get in Vegas without dropping 10x the money. Ate her pussy, finger-banged. Came in my Liquid Lapdance Lap Dance Pants.

On a busy night the atmosphere is more fun and sexual than any club in Vegas.

[QUOTE=Loverboy69; 1347747]1) Want to go but concerned about the drug war violence.

2) They have white girls?

3) Three pops from straight dances? How is that possible?[/QUOTE]1) It sounds scary til you do the math. Thousands and thousands of people come down here and party. Virtually nobody gets hurt. Per capita the risk of being caught in drug violence is extremely low. We're not the target of the violence.

2) No, only Latinas.

3) I'd say it was because I was wearing Liquid Lapdance, but the truth is I could always do it. I don't think it's just me, though. Most of my buddies can do it too. Maybe not three pops, but at least one. Tonight my buddy got a 2 for 1 (2 girls) and jizzed midway through the second song. We were up the road at another club called Amnesia. Went there and played some pool and he couldn't resist a big blond chick and her short haired friend. He was wearing Liquids too so no spillage and the girls had no idea he came.

I don't mean to talk about Tijuana in the Vegas thread. But I've been pretty bummed out with the Vegas clubs lately. Went to Crazy Horse III last week and the only true hottie I saw wanted huge money and there were a lot of older girls working. I think they like it because they keep it so dark in there. They were hot for their age, but nothing on my lap that's over 21 please!

To each his own. Not my thing.

[QUOTE=VegasLarry; 1348160]Hey Harry, I forgot to mention I love Latinas. And I guess I'm weird, I would rather have lap dances from several different girls than fuck one.

Just came in for the night (from Hong Kongs). Had three dances from a HOT 19 year old.

Spent $52. Was more contact than you can get in Vegas without dropping 10x the money. Ate her pussy, finger-banged. Came in my Liquid Lapdance Lap Dance Pants.

On a busy night the atmosphere is more fun and sexual than any club in Vegas.[/QUOTE]

BTW: Check out the Tijuana thread on Jackson's ISG site. And there is also a thread on USASG in San Diego. I post on both when I go to SD.

Tijuana is a microcosm. I have never had a bad experience there and it's easy to find girls at places like Adelitas or Hong Kong who speak English. It's like shooting ducks in a barrel. It will completely change the way you approach girls in Vegas after going to Tijuana. In so far as prices, if you have a regular that you can get for $100 a pop, you'll actually do better just staying in Vegas. The quality is higher in Tijuana, period. But. There's a lot to be said for that local squeeze that takes care of business.

If you go to Tijuana and don't get laid, it's your own fault. But he same could be said for Vegas. Kilo for kilo, if you're smart and the stars are aligned, you can get a deal in Vegas which rivals Tijuana. Tijuana is just easier w / o the worry of uncle LEO.

[QUOTE=VegasLarry; 1348173]1) It sounds scary til you do the math. Thousands and thousands of people come down here and party. Virtually nobody gets hurt. Per capita the risk of being caught in drug violence is extremely low. We're not the target of the violence.

2) No, only Latinas.

3) I'd say it was because I was wearing Liquid Lapdance, but the truth is I could always do it. I don't think it's just me, though. Most of my buddies can do it too. Maybe not three pops, but at least one. Tonight my buddy got a 2 for 1 (2 girls) and jizzed midway through the second song. We were up the road at another club called Amnesia. Went there and played some pool and he couldn't resist a big blond chick and her short haired friend. He was wearing Liquids too so no spillage and the girls had no idea he came.

I don't mean to talk about Tijuana in the Vegas thread. But I've been pretty bummed out with the Vegas clubs lately. Went to Crazy Horse III last week and the only true hottie I saw wanted huge money and there were a lot of older girls working. I think they like it because they keep it so dark in there. They were hot for their age, but nothing on my lap that's over 21 please![/QUOTE]

Has anybody been to a strip club in a while? I will be planning on visiting your fine city in 2 weeks and would love some advice?

[QUOTE=Frank69;1354875]Has anybody been to a strip club in a while? I will be planning on visiting your fine city in 2 weeks and would love some advice?[/QUOTE]Before you get slam with one of those RTFF, here's the link to list and reviews.

[url]https://www.tuscl.net/c.php?CID=122[/url]

Hope that help.

DJP

[QUOTE=Dj Platinum; 1355120]Before you get slam with one of those RTFF, here's the link to list and reviews.

[url]https://www.tuscl.net/c.php?CID=122[/url]

Hope that help.

DJP[/QUOTE]Are there are extras to be had in LV clubs? Don't need specific club or girl names. I've seen threads for other cities where it's impossible NOT to get extras. I checked back a bunch of months and didn't see much reference to it here. The pants staining posts from a couple months ago were hilarious.

[QUOTE=JuanBee;1358026]Are there are extras to be had in LV clubs? Don't need specific club or girl names. I've seen threads for other cities where it's impossible NOT to get extras. I checked back a bunch of months and didn't see much reference to it here. The pants staining posts from a couple months ago were hilarious.[/QUOTE]The clubs, I have found, are hit or miss but mostly misses. I have been to 14 clubs over the past 12 years I have been to vegas and most have been "no extras". Good mileage at most clubs but YMMV.

Your best bet is to get a decent reviewed escort and spend the same amount of money if you were to try for a stripper. You will spend over 300 trying to land a stripper by the time you add up cover, get to know you dances and drinks. Etc.

Good Luck and Stay Safe.

Harry