Massage Parlor Reports

You have to have seen the actual name of this web site. I mean you did click on it so I have to believe you knew what your looking at to begin with.

Try your local yellow pages or as I mentioned before use a search engine to find what your looking for.

Happy Hunting..


[QUOTE=Exec Talent]There is a stated purpose of this forum. And, you are right, that is not to report about the quality of legitimate massages since those do not encompass a sexual act (as defined by the law, not Bill Clinton).

Since I am interested in the quality of the massage, attitude of the massage therapist and not "extras," I guess I have been posting on the wrong forum all this time. Are you aware of any other forums that cater to sharing information about legitimate massage therapists?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Exec Talent]
Since I am interested in the quality of the massage, attitude of the massage therapist and not "extras," I guess I have been posting on the wrong forum all this time. Are you aware of any other forums that cater to sharing information about legitimate massage therapists?[/QUOTE]

Try this one to see if it's to your liking.

[url]http://www.massageresource.com/ubbcgi/ultimatebb.cgi[/url]

[QUOTE=TopGun9181]Well guys I picked ASSA over TOA the other night and well the massage was good thee girl asian gal was 26 GREAT TS but when we got to the end she said ok TIME UP the problem was she spoke NO ENGLISH so as I stood up she sat next to me I put her hand on MR JOHNSON she played with it for a mind rubbin it and allowed me to rub her ALL OVER for a few extra min but she said I had to go as time was up. I don't know guys I'm not sure if I should take the risk of going next time and not getting a good H. E.

Tipped her. 20 for the reason she did rub him for a few min. Tried to ask her if she does personal massage at my home but like I said VERY BAD ENGLISH. Anyways this was my second trip to a AMP and the first one was offered by the lady. How can I tell the lady I need service without being rude.[/QUOTE]When she started rubbing Mr. Johnson, that was your signal that time wasn't really up. You missed it. I have been to ASSA three times, and twice the extras didn't start until after the therapist told me "time was up. " What else is she going to say after she's done massaging, "Are you ready for your HE now? " Better luck next time.

[QUOTE=CoolinUSA]What the hell is wrong with you, so you don't want to read ha... then you know what... this ain't the place for you.But to answer your question: Record this in your thick skull, E/W=NO Extras get it! In the times I've seen her (and they were a few) never was offered. So are you happy now, what's your next question?

End of story....let's move on.

CIU[/QUOTE]Okay,

My experience at East West was from a few months ago (before the Longwood PD decided that it did not like this place).

IMHO, East West has the best massage in the area. Before the raids, I always left very relaxed and satisfied. I do not know about now, but after the next time I visit, I will report about my experience.

Also, for postings, I believe that it is better to hint than to spell out. Good providers should not be harassed by LE because those of us who have a great time and want to share.

I have not seen recently any experiences that were outstanding at NT. Does anyone have any recent experiences there that would make me want to stop by and visit?

Thanks and be safe.

Yesterday I stopped by ToA and asked for a new therapist, Jessica. She is pleasant enough and probably in her mid-20s.

I forgot to cover myself with the towel, but she made sure I was covered the whole time. The massage itself was 6/10 (somewhat clinical).

As I expected, I TOFTT. My past experiences with Jenna there were much better, so I would recommend Jenna over Jessica.

House Fee: $.9
Tip: $.2*

*I know I should have tipped nothing, but she may learn.

Be safe.

Assa is a decent place with skilled ladies. I stopped by after work. There was a short wait, but I was eventually assigned Nancy.

Nancy is typical AMP therapist, probably in her mid-30s and slim with (my guess) B+ to C- cups.

Nancy was very skilled at getting me thoroughly relaxed. I am not yet convinced that this place has a full dessert menu, but they do have a good relaxation technique that left me very satisfied.

BTW, if you need a pedicure, they are having a $25 special there (I declined).

Be safe out there.

I read a report recently (I wish I can remember where) on AMPs in New Orleans being harassed by local LE for "protection insurance" (I. E. Payoffs/bribes). When a particular AMP did not pay, they got raided, even though there was no illegal activity going on at the AMP.

It would not suprise me to find out that the recent LE activity in Longwood is the same sort of corruption that goes on elsewhere. Think about it. LE do not get paid commensurate with the type of work they do, so you get a few sergeants or captains who find an easy way to supplement their income (and crap rolls down hill to junior officers as well). It is possible that the other legitimate businesses had to pay as well, and they were ratting out the AMPs that were not ponying up.

Because of this alleged corruption in Longwood, probably the FDLE is investigating the area agencies right now.

Of the Longwood AMPs that got raided, I had only visited East West. I can tell you that there was no hanky-panky going on there ever. It was a very good, relaxing massage. The therapist was very careful not to do anything improper, and I felt very relaxed, refreshed, and satisfied afterwards.

I would be disappointed to find out that LE in Seminole County is taking bribes and focussing their efforts on legitimate businesses that refuse to participate in this sort of graft.

I only hope that honest LE would look inwards and consider the possibility that some of their own are doing bad things. It makes the hardworking, honest LE look very bad (after all, we pay their salaries).

I hope that this posting will spark some conversations within LE circles to clean up any corruption in their part of Central Florida.

Have a nice day.

I made a one hour appointment (with no specific therapist) at 2 p.m. a week or so ago. When I arrived, the lady said someone had messed up and didn't write down my appointment and she could only give me 30 minutes. I agreed but later wished I hadn't. I have to admit I was pissed and not enjoying the massage. After about 15 minutes I told the lady I didn't want to complete the session because it seemed too rushed. She was very apologetic and obviously didn't want to to feel bad about my experience and went overboard with apologies and being nice as I was getting dressed. At one point she said, "OK, I'll tell you the truth. We had two appointments at 2 o'clock, and at 10 'till 2 a walk-in came and the other therapist took him, leaving me with two clients." She seemed miffed at the other therapist and said if I ever made an appointment with her (I'll not mention the name) I would get the full time. If you go to NT, don't be surprised if you encounter problems because other problematic situations have been reported here.

[QUOTE=Gentleman 100]I have not seen recently any experiences that were outstanding at NT. Does anyone have any recent experiences there that would make me want to stop by and visit?

Thanks and be safe.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Gentleman 100]I have not seen recently any experiences that were outstanding at NT. Does anyone have any recent experiences there that would make me want to stop by and visit?

Thanks and be safe.[/QUOTE]This dream was about a month ago.

I had the same appointment issues that the previous poster mentioned. I made an appointment, then when I got there, they had no record of it and could not see me.

So I decided to go early on a Saturday morning to make certain that they were available. When I got there all of the therapists were standing around waiting for customers. I chose an hour massage, I was led into the room and they made sure that the lighting and temperature were good. I got everyone's favorite girl as my therapist. She was very nice and gave a decent massage. She eventually let her hands roam and once she saw my reaction, she told me to flip. After a brief conversation, we agreed that she would need some saran wrap. Afterwards, she helped me get dressed and I tipped $. The tip was higher than other places but I didn't mind.

When I woke up from my dream I had a big smile on my face.

[QUOTE=Nobull1]I made a one hour appointment (with no specific therapist) at 2 p.m. a week or so ago. When I arrived, the lady said someone had messed up and didn't write down my appointment and she could only give me 30 minutes. I agreed but later wished I hadn't. I have to admit I was pissed and not enjoying the massage. After about 15 minutes I told the lady I didn't want to complete the session because it seemed too rushed. She was very apologetic and obviously didn't want to to feel bad about my experience and went overboard with apologies and being nice as I was getting dressed. At one point she said, "OK, I'll tell you the truth. We had two appointments at 2 o'clock, and at 10 'till 2 a walk-in came and the other therapist took him, leaving me with two clients." She seemed miffed at the other therapist and said if I ever made an appointment with her (I'll not mention the name) I would get the full time. If you go to NT, don't be surprised if you encounter problems because other problematic situations have been reported here.[/QUOTE]
It's been like 8 months or more since my last visit there and that also happened to me; they either double book or simply the "other monger" got there before me and you how it is, first come, first served basis I was locked out to simply put it. Lilly used to be my fav there until that day, but you know what... better things have happened since so I guess the old adage that "things happen for a reason" totally applies. Good customer service should be found in every business, don't you think?

[QUOTE=CoolinUSA]better things have happened since[/QUOTE]What happened?

I finally made it to Assa yesterday and I am slowly but surely starting to consider the escort route. I realise that everything in Seminole is bad because Uncle LEO has been on a rampage, but I didn't think it would make it over to the south side of town. I know I have been out of the game a while, but I got a mediocre TS, a miserable massage, and no release. I made it quite clear several times what I was interested in and I got the old "this not that place" response. 90 at the door and 5 for a tip (charma) and I was out of there. I also failed to mention that it was only 42 minutes after I paid for an hour. I have seen good reports out of this place and was completely thrown by this unexpected poor service. I will give it one more try, but for what it is starting to cost I would much rather take a road that I am guaranteed to reach my destination.

[QUOTE=CoolinUSA]It's been like 8 months or more since my last visit there and that also happened to me; they either double book or simply the "other monger" got there before me and you how it is, first come, first served basis I was locked out to simply put it. Lilly used to be my fav there until that day, but you know what... better things have happened since so I guess the old adage that "things happen for a reason" totally applies. Good customer service should be found in every business, don't you think?[/QUOTE]


My last time there was about 9 months ago, made an appointment, they overbooked and asked me to return in 30 minutes. I had nothing else to do that day so I returned 30 minuts later. I doubt I'll go back, I'm not real big on waiting in line like McDonalds.

Visited yesterday and was assigned Jenna. Not a spinner but the most pleasant and accomodating therapist yet. Perfect English, great massage, hot rocks, hot towels, special treatment with hot rocks and a moist hotpad on my sore knee, and on the flip did a great job on the legs, arms, shoulder and head. Fun to talk to, happy and singing, joking. Finally a very long, relaxed topless HR. $90 less $10 discount (thanks Mike) and $40 tip, well worth it. Warning-she will be on cacation on and off the next month so call ahead on availability.