[QUOTE=Niteluvr;2199595]Went to Empress today by Sugarloaf Mills. Was greeted by Nina, a cute Chinese with a suspicious stare. I have never met this woman. Told her I wanted a foot massage. I expected she would do it and sat down but then Sarah, an older, plain-looking woman, came out with the soaking water. I then asked an old woman working (manager?) to give me a menu. Decided to get an hour combo session instead which was 40 min. Massage and 20 min. Hydrotherapy for $75. About that time an Asian dude walked in and Nina led him to the curtained-off massage room area. Guess that's why she didn't service me?
Sarah led me to the massage room in the back of the parlor, got undressed and laid face down on the table. Sarah came in and said we'd be doing the hydrotherapy (table shower) first. WTF? Went along with it and followed her to the TS room. Laid face down and she covered my ass crack with a wet towel. The hydrotherapy is nothing more than a swing-arm shower device with 6 shower heads. Not exactly thrilling. Sarah left the room for a few minutes and returned. She scrubbed my backside with something that felt like a Scotch-brite pad and followed that up with body wash on a luffa sponge. On the flip, she covered junior with a wet hand towel, which felt like a heavy diaper. Hate that so I removed it. She put it back. I removed it again and she put it back again.
Me: Why are you covering my dick with a towel?
Sarah: I'm shy.
Me: My balls are stinky and need to be washed.
Sarah: (no comment).
I removed the towel and washed my shit. Got up off the table and Sarah towel-dried me, being sure not to get near my dick. As we headed back toward the room, Sarah told me to turn around and led me to the massage room closest to the front desk. I asked why and she said, "We change room. " I asked why but got no answer. Both rooms are exactly the same, so WTF? Someone had moved my clothes and shit to the new room. The massage was nothing memorable and I was covered the whole time; however, Sarah used her elbows too vigorously on sensitive areas which pissed me off. She spent the entire 40 minutes of massage time on my backside; no flip. She then brought some hot towels and wiped me down. I got dressed and then realized my keys and phone were missing. I was pissed.
Me: Where the fuck are my keys and phone?
Sarah: I don't know.
Me: Must be in the other massage room (headed that way).
Sarah walked past me to the massage room, said something in Chinese, then turned to me and said, "Customer there," implying that I would have to wait. Bullshit. I told her either she go in there right now and find my keys and phone or I was going in there and embarrass someone. She went in, came out a minute later, brushing off my phone in the process like it had been on the floor. I was really pissed at that point. I bet the Asian dude was in there with Nina getting "special treatment. ".
Me: Who moved my stuff?
Sarah: I don't know.
Me: (speaking loud enough for everyone to hear) Nobody should be touching my stuff and there is NO reason to move to another massage room. Both are the same!
Went to the front desk and slapped down $80. My intent was to tip $5 as I didn't know if Sarah had moved my stuff or someone else did. Of course nobody owned up to it and the manager lady was nowhere to be found. Sarah looked at me disappointed and said, "$5 for me?" I replied, "If you don't want it, give me change," and left.
Note that, in addition to Nina, there were two other cuties working. Didn't get names but someone should be banging them.[/QUOTE]Two crimes against humanity occurred here.
1. They moved your shit.
2. They used the dreaded loufa.
