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[QUOTE=KingOfFours;4759669]OK, gents, I managed to reach the criminals who run that site using their cryptic "contact" link, and directly from the whorse's' mouth, they have indeed discontinued the "write a review, get 7 days free" policy. I STRONGLY suggest that you NEVER pay a cent to them, and now, I recommend that you not feed the troll--that is to say, don't submit reviews to those brain dead dishonest fucktards! Instead, post them here on USA!

If any TRUSTWORTHY, cuntribulting USASG seniors, or, those I already know well, and trust, want to read my reviews on there, which of course are 100% honest (lthough some, like me, are quite old. LOL), let me know, and I will send you my screen name on that crooked erotic monkey vomit site. I have about 70 reviews on there under that handle, all fairly detailed, and, although not always explicitly stated, all bareback full service of course. I don't review them otherwise. Because, truth be told, I really don't like to have to write such bad reviews.

Of course, do to their new assinine policy, you won't be able to read any reviews on there unless you already have a paid account. So this really is only relevant for those who have already been burned by that crooked site.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TrolleyDodger;4931590]Wish I had read this sooner. I submitted my review expecting my free 7 day premium pass and I didn't get shit. I just helped them out and got shit in return. I have also had my TER reviews stolen and placed there. I made sure to review the provider in question and called them out on it. I will never contribute to that site again.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Nrlmus;4932057]Apparently some very bad people are running Erotic Monkey. They commonly steal reviews from TER and even publish them under different names. They don't honor their promises to members. We all should try to discourage escorts from posting on Erotic Monkey because TER would no longer cite any ads from there. I reviewed someone on TER whose only ad was on them. They published the review but not the link. Bad news.[/QUOTE]From now on, I'm going to post my old MonkeyShit reviews in their entiity on this board, whenever discussions of those specific girls arise. I think this is only fair, since I've submitted dozens of reviews to those crooks, with the promise that I'd get 7 days VIP each time I submit one. So they basically lied, in order to get my reviews.

So, if anyone wants to see my MonkeyShit reviews on any particular girl that I've posted about on here before, just let me know, and if I have a monkeyshit review on her, I'll post it publically. Lets give those Monkeyshits a taste of their own goddam whoreshit!

So, here's my first installment: Alex the vintage spinner, who was recently discussed on this forum, about a month ago. Here's my Monkeyshit review, in its entiity, cut and pasted.

My Monkeyshit review of spinner Alex (cum4alex) in Rhode Island:

General Description: She's a cute little vintage spinner. Full GFE and then some. Read on for the detailed debauchery!

The Juicy Details: She opened the door completely naked, right out of the shower dripping wet! Then let the towel drop to the floor. Passionate DFK, and clearly horny, as soon as the door was closed.

She likes booze, so I fed her some. She was already frisky, but the booze made it even better! Then, off to the bedroom.

Then, an intense blur of pure sexual depravity! Squirting during DATY and finger spelunking! Mutual ass rimming! Fucking all 3 holes, ass to mouth, ass to vagina, first deposit was deep into her pulsating pussy! Then a breather, more intense DFK, 69, more mutual rimming, and once again rotating thru all positions, more back and forth ass to mouth and ass to twat!

I came deep in her ass this second time, and we went WAY over the hour. And after I finally went soft in her now cum-laden asshole, with sperm and squirt dripping everywhere, she spun around and licked all the remaining sperm and her own salty-sweet squirt off of my dick! So, she swallows--and literally took my sperm in all 3 holes!

She was hard to contact, but finally responded by email. After that, easy to hook up with. Worth the wait. Mature face but smokin' spinner body.

Just eat your fuckin' Wheaties dudes!

[QUOTE=Nerevar1;4848307]I'm assuming this was your first time seeing her. Joelle is known for providing BB everything, but at least for me, the first time we met she did mention that she had condoms for me whenever I was ready. After getting a BBBJ, I said I was ready and then just flipped her over. She got the hint and then guided me in BB. I've seen her twice, and both times it was BBFS. She even offered BBA but I didn't partake in that.

It might be like you said. Maybe for newbies she offers condoms in case they want to use them. If you take the initiative though, she should be receptive to BBFS. But I can only speak for myself though. As always YMMV, even for those ladies who are seen as slam dunk BBFS.[/QUOTE]

She was recently discussed on the Providence board--the post above was from a discussion a couple months ago--so I moved it over here to the current context.

So here is my old MonkeyShit review of her. (Again, re-appropriating my own property from that disgusting crooked site!)

General Description.

Joelle is an ultra-GFE, but only selectively. Read on for the details, premium dudes!

The Juicy Details.

I've seen her numerous times. Bareback fucking her is simply fabulous! Bareback ass fucking, bareback pussy fucking, and bareback ass to pussy action were always available, since the first time I saw her several years ago, and, at least for me, and all holes were open for sperm deposits.

In this most recent visit, I went ass to pussy, back and forth, while she got herself off with her trusty pocket rocket. Came deep in her ass this time, but in the past she's taken CIP and CIM as well.

DFKs nicely, but mainly she's PSE.

She's an older provider, but I personally like her looks. Former model in her heyday. Tall, over 6 feet barefoot.

Great fun, great sex.

But only if you like vintage. Treat her with respect, and she will pay you back by being the nastiest hoe (in a GOOD way!) that you can imagine!

And eat your fuckin' wheaties, dudes! This is an experienced, no-holes-barred, bold, bareback, anything goes pleaser! :).

[QUOTE=Style20;4931940]Cute girls. Nice big breast and a nice ass doggy. She can take a good pound. But if you do text her. Her screening process is to know what kind of car you driving. But she's legit. Cover blowjob and fall service. $100 qv, $150 hh.

[URL]https://quincy.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/sweetsexy-sabrinaoutcall-speci/144624359874[/URL][/QUOTE]Venmo deposit? Come on man.

[QUOTE=ThizzleHats;4932855]Venmo deposit? Come on man.[/QUOTE]I didn't do deposit. I think she have it there for outcall but she never ask for deposit. I will never do deposit.

[QUOTE=RegnetExitium;4718390][URL]http://boston.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/same-chick-new-pics-lets-have/706624559680[/URL]

New pics looks juicy has anyone seen her recently.[/QUOTE]Going back a ways but I have seen Tiffany. Pics are real, bit of a PAWG, Face is cute enough. She is friendly and legit, but everything is covered and she is only a so / so fuck.

I may repeat only because everything in the Dedham area is absolutely fucking dead. Last year at this time I had like 5 regulars, now there is nothing.

Anyone have any girls in Dedham, Norwood or Randolph, let me know.

Anyone tried this agency?

[QUOTE=Cumisher;4933166]Anyone tried this agency?[/QUOTE]Googled the number and a list of reviews came up for the the other review site. All girls had one or two reviews and all high marks for looks and mediocre service at a very high price point. Also, all from three years ago and every thing covered.

Any info on this one? Took a 30 minute drive to see her last week, and waited outside in the parking lot of her hotel for 30 minutes after she said something was wrong with her room key and she was trying to get it figured out. Off looks I want to try again, but from that first experience I feel like she was double booked, and I don't want to waste any more time on this one if it's not worth it.

[URL]https://independent.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/massachusetts/boston/53323840/[/URL]#.

[QUOTE=NicosWave24;4928782]So idk about the bukkake that's not really my thing but I have seen this chick solo and she's legit. Sort of a late 30's MILF type with a little chubs, nothing major. She's reasonably priced, GFE and can suck a mean dick. In fact probly one of the best bbjs I've had in this area. She can take it up, down, sideways, and down her throat like a champ.

[URL]https://boston.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/planning-a-bukkake-group-meeti/305911932210[/URL][/QUOTE]I texted her to see if she was planning a bukkake or other kind of gangbang party like her ad says. She texted me back saying she is trying to organize it but having trouble. I said I have experience with swinger parties if she wants advice. She immediately asks if I can help plan it. So I guess I'm her manager, now? But, hey, I haven't been to a swinger party in a legit year (fucking Covid), so I'm game. She said she is open to all holes, covered, and no water or hard sports. Everything else is fine. She initially said she was planning on charging 100 per person for the gangbang but if I can get enough definites or definite maybes with a lower price point, I'm sure she'll budge. In the UK the going rate for gangbang entry for single men was 40 pounds, roughly 55 US dollars.

[QUOTE=Adiabatic;4933934]I texted her to see if she was planning a bukkake or other kind of gangbang party like her ad says. She texted me back saying she is trying to organize it but having trouble. I said I have experience with swinger parties if she wants advice. She immediately asks if I can help plan it. So I guess I'm her manager, now? But, hey, I haven't been to a swinger party in a legit year (fucking Covid), so I'm game. She said she is open to all holes, covered, and no water or hard sports. Everything else is fine. She initially said she was planning on charging 100 per person for the gangbang but if I can get enough definites or definite maybes with a lower price point, I'm sure she'll budge. In the UK the going rate for gangbang entry for single men was 40 pounds, roughly 55 US dollars.[/QUOTE]FWIW, I would recommend a Sunday afternoon at a mid range hotel. Sunday afternoons seems to be when the AMPs are all hopping. Constant monger interruptions on the phone or walk ins, and longer waits. Sunday between Noon and 5:00 seem to be peak hours where she can get the most gangbang for her buck. I would be in.

[QUOTE=Vintage68;4933983]FWIW, I would recommend a Sunday afternoon at a mid range hotel. Sunday afternoons seems to be when the AMPs are all hopping. Constant monger interruptions on the phone or walk ins, and longer waits. Sunday between Noon and 5:00 seem to be peak hours where she can get the most gangbang for her buck. I would be in.[/QUOTE]Count me in. I also have a a buddy who would be down as well.

[URL]http://boston.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/waiting-2-please-u/246420726766[/URL]

Sorry to interrupt the gang bang talk. I always thought that girl was spam. Always changing her location. . Or posting over the top shit. Anyways back to my inquiry. . Anyone see the girl in the link I posted? . she has been posting ads for 5 months or more. Don't recall any one posting anything about her.

Has anyone had experience with this one. [URL]https://www.eros.com/massachusetts/boston/files/2419133.htm[/URL].

[QUOTE=Vintage68;4933983]FWIW, I would recommend a Sunday afternoon at a mid range hotel. Sunday afternoons seems to be when the AMPs are all hopping. Constant monger interruptions on the phone or walk ins, and longer waits. Sunday between Noon and 5:00 seem to be peak hours where she can get the most gangbang for her buck. I would be in.[/QUOTE]For you and others interested, what would be an ideal location? I did one of these years ago in a nice suite at a Waltham hotel. Her ad says Salisbury but she isn't tied to it.

[QUOTE=JoeBellone;4934298]Has anyone had experience with this one. [URL]https://www.eros.com/massachusetts/boston/files/2419133.htm[/URL].[/QUOTE]They use the same photo, but every time you visit, you might see different girl. I never visited them, but it was reviewed several times in this forum before the pandemic. You could search with "Framingham Asian".