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[QUOTE=DC248;2264154]There's been some discussion about Breanna on the Brevard forums:
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[/QUOTE]I have seen pix of her in the civilian world. That is really her, just my kind of body in a 40's year old MILF. Haven't tried her over here in brevard yet, my only pause is she may not be GFE. Still might give her a try!
[QUOTE=Ryan82;2265510]Had a date set with Nana several weeks back. Drove an hour to the spot she said to wait at. Then. Nothing. Drove an hour home. If you see her, you may want a back up plan, but then maybe I hit her on a bad day. She text me a day later about some reason why she stopped responding. You know the old saying. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. I would love to meet her, but don't want to be a fool twice.[/QUOTE]I am sorry this happened to you but I am sure if you give her another chance she will make it up to you. I had my first dream with NaNa over four years ago when she first appeared on USA. On that first meeting she became my ATF and has remained #1 over the past four years. You can search back and you will find the only negative reports is in scheduling. Even after four years I run into an occasional scheduling problem but she makes up for it every time. I have over all these years NEVER read a negative review concerning her performance. I know her goal is to make every session the best you have ever had and will stop at almost nothing to make that happen. It is entirely up to you if you want to try to reschedule. If you do you will thank yourself because it will be an experience you won't soon forget. Meanwhile you will have to excuse me. I am going to contact her now and try to set something later this week.
[QUOTE=OldEnough;2266755]I am sorry this happened to you but I am sure if you give her another chance she will make it up to you. I had my first dream with NaNa over four years ago when she first appeared on USA. On that first meeting she became my ATF and has remained #1 over the past four years. You can search back and you will find the only negative reports is in scheduling. Even after four years I run into an occasional scheduling problem but she makes up for it every time. I have over all these years NEVER read a negative review concerning her performance. I know her goal is to make every session the best you have ever had and will stop at almost nothing to make that happen. It is entirely up to you if you want to try to reschedule. If you do you will thank yourself because it will be an experience you won't soon forget. Meanwhile you will have to excuse me. I am going to contact her now and try to set something later this week.[/QUOTE]NaNa can def miss some appts. The service is off the hook when you do get to see her. I mean, she is amazing. I think that's part of her problems with NCNS's. Her skill level and expectations are so high with her reputation, that sometimes she feels as if she can't live up to her own rep and cancels rather than give a subpar (by her and other monger's standards) dream. My. 02.
Melissa is a very cool girl, level headed, and safe all around. So far she has been the best SP I've met when it comes to service. Hit all the marks, especially afterwards, definitely worth the coin and treating her well. It was very nice to meet her finally.
[QUOTE=ProMonger1998;2266596]Checked out Just Jenna who advertises here. She actually looks younger than her pics. She is very obedient and seems like she enjoys it. Had a great time would repeat.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the great review. I had lots of fun. You're welcome at my place anytime.
[QUOTE=ILuvWomen2;2266634]Hard to say who was the best, but for me the most memorable and erotic kissers I have had the pleasure of locking lips with would be Jersey (WOW), Maxine (we had chemistry), and Nicki Baby. There is Nothing better than a woman who can kiss! Well maybe a woman who can give a great BBBJ. LOL.[/QUOTE]Only had the pleasure 1 time but it was a very nice time.
[QUOTE=Gruglok;2266899]Melissa is a very cool girl, level headed, and safe all around. So far she has been the best SP I've met when it comes to service. Hit all the marks, especially afterwards, definitely worth the coin and treating her well. It was very nice to meet her finally.[/QUOTE]I had such a great time with you I can't wait to see you again. Xoxo.
[QUOTE=Vetgas33;2265178]I would also add Ashley. She is a great one.[/QUOTE]Momma always told me that one excels if they are doing something they truly enjoy. (Really don't think she would of approve of my extracurricular activities in proving her right). LOL.
Much Love To ALL.
Xo Ashley.
Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.
I have to agree with a couple of members Nana is just great and when she does not feel good for what she is to do she will let you know!
Now she can miss some appointments due to personal issues or phone issues (I know she has had a few with her phone).
Do not give up or give her a bad review! I can attest to the fact that when you see her she will rock your bones.
Just my 2 cents also.
Good luck and regards.
Ee.
[QUOTE=ILuvWomen2;2266634]Hard to say who was the best, but for me the most memorable and erotic kissers I have had the pleasure of locking lips with would be Jersey (WOW), Maxine (we had chemistry), and Nicki Baby. There is Nothing better than a woman who can kiss! Well maybe a woman who can give a great BBBJ. LOL.[/QUOTE]Thank you sweetie for the nice compliment, but you my Dear, is also a damn good Kisser.
Saw Michelle this morning. Wow. Incredibly sexy. Great body. Great service. I hope to see her again and again.
I am away on a long business trip and missing the O-town crow. As I sat in my hotel room I started making up an ATF out of all the ladies. This is what I came up with although some I have not seen (NS) but fantasies have no limitation. My ATF will has Dallas looks (NS), Jersy's menue (NS), Jenna Jewl BBBJ, Paige sweet-stuff laid back friendless, Michele 1 L consistency (NS), Nana / Ginger party (NS), LoveLee companionship, Melissa3 DFK and Ashley Monroe naughtieness.
I think I am being greedy so I will save the other ladies for another companation next time. This is my dream team. This is only a dream.
If we have met thanks for the good times and if we have not, I hope to see you soon.
[QUOTE=FloridaSun;2269017]I am away on a long business trip and missing the O-town crow. As I sat in my hotel room I started making up an ATF out of all the ladies. This is what I came up with although some I have not seen (NS) but fantasies have no limitation. My ATF will has Dallas looks (NS), Jersy's menue (NS), Jenna Jewl BBBJ, Paige sweet-stuff laid back friendless, Michele 1 L consistency (NS), Nana / Ginger party (NS), LoveLee companionship, Melissa3 DFK and Ashley Monroe naughtieness.
I think I am being greedy so I will save the other ladies for another companation next time. This is my dream team. This is only a dream.
If we have met thanks for the good times and if we have not, I hope to see you soon.[/QUOTE]I'm so glad I was able to make your list. I hope to see you again soon. Xoxo.
I would have to put nikkibaby up at the top but if you ever get the chance for the duo of jersey and mystical you are in for a treat as both are great kissers and throw a hell of a good time.
[QUOTE=ILuvWomen2;2266634]Hard to say who was the best, but for me the most memorable and erotic kissers I have had the pleasure of locking lips with would be Jersey (WOW), Maxine (we had chemistry), and Nicki Baby. There is Nothing better than a woman who can kiss! Well maybe a woman who can give a great BBBJ. LOL.[/QUOTE]
I've been in the hobby for a while now and don't really at all, decided to do a post today. More to come!! I. had a dream with Michele1 L recently and man it was top notch! She is located near WetWild, not hard to find. Total GFE, awesome BBBJ and cover FS. After the awesome BBBJ she got on top for CG then some K9 for the view, pounded away until the release. Once again top notch experience! Then I woke up. Until next time fellow mongers!
[QUOTE=Melissa3;2269110]I'm so glad I was able to make your list. I hope to see you again soon. Xoxo.[/QUOTE]You don't just make the list you top the list as I always want to start with your DFK.
Okay, I've been seeing sexifun ad's for a while now, and while I have read both good, and bad things, I decided to TOFT and be my own judge.
(what can I say, busty, redhead, and a MILF! Its like she was put here just for me too tempting to not try).
I first attempted to get in touch with her two weeks back. Now, I will be the1st guy who says "hobby 2nd, real life 1st" so I understood it when her schedule was all wonky. Got in touch, she explained what was going on, and we said another time.
My 2nd attempt was this past Tuesday. Her ad from the previous day said "7 days 12 - 10 availability" so I figure I'm good. After calling from 11 am (what to make sure I could get in) she returned my call around 2 pm. Told her I was about to head into a meeting, and ask if I could return her call within the hour. She said fine, and we hung up.
Man of my word, I called with the hour and got no response. Called several more times and no answer. Still feeling the itch, I called another provider and made arrangements to meet.
About 530 I here back from Summer, it's a holiday, and she's got family coming to see her tonight. I understand, just happy I finally got in touch with her. We schedule a meeting for a couple days away, at a specific time. Tell each to stay in touch to make sure we don't miss each other again.
Day comes, and I text her about 4 hours before I'm supposed to meet her and she says we're still on. Yay boy, I'm vibrating with anticipation for the next couple of hours. Start to head out to her place, about 45 minutes before we said we'd meet, give her call to make sure everything's still a go.
Uh oh, she let's me know that more family is coming in tonight, and she's actually on her way to airport to pick them up. That they had called her no more than 15 minutes prior to let her know they were here.
Talk about a let down. Was super excited for this to go down, and just ended up with a disappointed night. Didn't even have the heart to try to call anyone else, just left it at that.
Will I try again? IDK.
If I do, does that make me a fool?
What can I say, those pics sure do paint a pretty picture.
I have seen sexifun many times, but her family wasnt coming down. She don't get to see them that often so the holiday probably not going to be the best time. I'm waiting for all these holiday to pass on by. I'm buying a house too so I have to calm down a bit. LOL But ladies I will see you soon.
[QUOTE=MrOrlando;2270215]Okay, I've been seeing sexifun ad's for a while now, and while I have read both good, and bad things, I decided to TOFT and be my own judge.
(what can I say, busty, redhead, and a MILF! Its like she was put here just for me too tempting to not try).
I first attempted to get in touch with her two weeks back. Now, I will be the1st guy who says "hobby 2nd, real life 1st" so I understood it when her schedule was all wonky. Got in touch, she explained what was going on, and we said another time.
My 2nd attempt was this past Tuesday. Her ad from the previous day said "7 days 12 - 10 availability" so I figure I'm good. After calling from 11 am (what to make sure I could get in) she returned my call around 2 pm. Told her I was about to head into a meeting, and ask if I could return her call within the hour. She said fine, and we hung up.
Man of my word, I called with the hour and got no response. Called several more times and no answer. Still feeling the itch, I called another provider and made arrangements to meet.
About 530 I here back from Summer, it's a holiday, and she's got family coming to see her tonight. I understand, just happy I finally got in touch with her. We schedule a meeting for a couple days away, at a specific time. Tell each to stay in touch to make sure we don't miss each other again.
Day comes, and I text her about 4 hours before I'm supposed to meet her and she says we're still on. Yay boy, I'm vibrating with anticipation for the next couple of hours. Start to head out to her place, about 45 minutes before we said we'd meet, give her call to make sure everything's still a go.
Uh oh, she let's me know that more family is coming in tonight, and she's actually on her way to airport to pick them up. That they had called her no more than 15 minutes prior to let her know they were here.
Talk about a let down. Was super excited for this to go down, and just ended up with a disappointed night. Didn't even have the heart to try to call anyone else, just left it at that.
Will I try again? IDK.
If I do, does that make me a fool?
What can I say, those pics sure do paint a pretty picture.[/QUOTE]
Not to quote any country song "but what's a guy got to do to get a girl in this town"? Just relocated here from the panhandle. I used ECCIE exclusively while I was there. That board is pretty dead here. Anyway probably the wrong way to do this, any ladies in south ORL or kiss, I'm up for early morning fun.
Sox man out.
And yes I've PMed a few ladies with no response or they are to far away. Thanks and have a great day.
There are so many hot! Providers here in Orlando that I could dream with a different one every day of the week if I had the time & funds for their time. Can't understand how anyone would have trouble dreaming of a lady. Maybe you need to RTFF or your just being really really picky? If your looking for only tens then that would slow you down a little but there are some tens out here. The more time you spend on this forum reading & looking the more you will be rewarded. Go on the classified section and read & look. Oh, and if you are not in Orange or Osceola counties then it will be a little more difficult for you. You will have to travel to O-town or try to find someone that will come to you but they are out there you just have to work at it and don't give up so easy.
Good Luck!
Jazak.
[QUOTE=Redsox2005;2270459]Not to quote any country song "but what's a guy got to do to get a girl in this town"? Just relocated here from the panhandle. I used ECCIE exclusively while I was there. That board is pretty dead here. Anyway probably the wrong way to do this, any ladies in south ORL or kiss, I'm up for early morning fun.
Sox man out.
And yes I've PMed a few ladies with no response or they are to far away. Thanks and have a great day.[/QUOTE]Last I was in Orlando I found it very easy to find a date. Was a quality date also at a much better rate then the eccie girls. The welcome wagon here was also very friendly. Give Frogy a try. When this girl goes-down you've got to pry her off if you want to try something different. See gave no quit and no rush a new meaning.
[QUOTE=Redsox2005;2270459]Not to quote any country song "but what's a guy got to do to get a girl in this town"? Just relocated here from the panhandle. I used ECCIE exclusively while I was there. That board is pretty dead here. Anyway probably the wrong way to do this, any ladies in south ORL or kiss, I'm up for early morning fun.
Sox man out.
And yes I've PMed a few ladies with no response or they are to far away. Thanks and have a great day.[/QUOTE]Like you, I have a list of things I'm looking for and each item on the list makes the candidate pool that much smaller. If you start with 50 ladies in the area and then specify S Orlando or Kissimmee, you immediately reduce the pool to, say, 15 ladies. Adding a criteria of early morning cuts it down significantly as a lot of the ladies stay up way past my bedtime. No doubt you have criteria regarding looks, build and price so slice, slice, slice and your quickly down to a handful or less. I know this based on doing it so much and even then, I'm driving 2 hrs minimum from East Bumf*ck.
Good luck.
EG.
Thanks for all the info. I'll keep reading the forums. I got a live in so my time is limited for research. But I'm looking. I am hoping for a out of the blue PM from one of the sexy ladies on here.
Had a dream of Ginger yesterday early morning. Had a great time. Easy verification via PM and text. Chatted a bit to get to know her a little and got down to business. Worked her spot over till she O'd and flip for BBBJ and then CG till finish. Cleaned up and chatted some more before saying g-bye. Ginger is very vivacious, upbeat and super horny. She has a very nice discrete incall and I emensely enjoyed our dream.
This info is 100% correct unless you hit backpage and hit the I drive or airport area.
[QUOTE=EndGame;2270800]Like you, I have a list of things I'm looking for and each item on the list makes the candidate pool that much smaller. If you start with 50 ladies in the area and then specify S Orlando or Kissimmee, you immediately reduce the pool to, say, 15 ladies. Adding a criteria of early morning cuts it down significantly as a lot of the ladies stay up way past my bedtime. No doubt you have criteria regarding looks, build and price so slice, slice, slice and your quickly down to a handful or less. I know this based on doing it so much and even then, I'm driving 2 hrs minimum from East Bumf*ck.
Good luck.
EG.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Tinyt;2270987]Had a dream of Ginger yesterday early morning. Had a great time. Easy verification via PM and text. Chatted a bit to get to know her a little and got down to business. Worked her spot over till she O'd and flip for BBBJ and then CG till finish. Cleaned up and chatted some more before saying g-bye. Ginger is very vivacious, upbeat and super horny. She has a very nice discrete incall and I emensely enjoyed our dream.[/QUOTE]Hey love, TY for the review. I had a super great time. Can't wait until the next get together. You were a lot of fun. .
Kiss kiss! Until we meet again. Xoxo luv, Gingett1.
[QUOTE=EndGame;2270800]Like you, I have a list of things I'm looking for and each item on the list makes the candidate pool that much smaller. If you start with 50 ladies in the area and then specify S Orlando or Kissimmee, you immediately reduce the pool to, say, 15 ladies. Adding a criteria of early morning cuts it down significantly as a lot of the ladies stay up way past my bedtime. No doubt you have criteria regarding looks, build and price so slice, slice, slice and your quickly down to a handful or less. I know this based on doing it so much and even then, I'm driving 2 hrs minimum from East Bumf*ck.
Good luck.
EG.[/QUOTE]Suggestion: Move closer to town or keep doing what your doing now. It's all about how bad you want the PooTang! : o).
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It's all been said before so I will be brief. Shot her a message early Friday afternoon, as usual set up is easy. I have seen Jerzygirl twice already, and every visit just seems to get better and better. She makes you feel at ease and comfortable right away. She has a great personality and her skills are top notch!
Hey guys most of you know me, I have a new UTR looking to expand, she a ebony woman 5'2 cute average build, 120 lbs She is in your Orlando area, full GFE, she's clean and drug free. Just needs help with home and schooling, only senior members at this time. And friends of forum of course PM me, I just want to add I am just helping to get her started, and am no way benefitting from this. MF.
[QUOTE=FamilyGuy1;2272461]It's all been said before so I will be brief. Shot her a message early Friday afternoon, as usual set up is easy. I have seen Jerzygirl twice already, and every visit just seems to get better and better. She makes you feel at ease and comfortable right away. She has a great personality and her skills are top notch![/QUOTE]Wow that was so hot Baby, I hope your enjoying your sexy video, I'm sure you were able to capture some really good footage. Oh my that was such a turn on! Can't wait to see you again sweetie.
Ahh nice and I'm also your very first review on here, what an honor.
I saw Joan at her new location which is an upgrade over the little suite she used before. Plenty of room to stretch out and a shower. She still has those magic hands to work out all the knots and stiffness. She's lost a little weight and looks sexy fit. Easy to set up with a phone call and no rush for the session. I enjoyed and would repeat. Here's her current ad.
[URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?5679-Escort-Classified-Ads-Posted-by-Escorts-No-Reviews-or-Commentary[/URL]
[QUOTE=DawgLeg;2270605]Last I was in Orlando I found it very easy to find a date. Was a quality date also at a much better rate then the eccie girls. The welcome wagon here was also very friendly. Give Frogy a try. When this girl goes-down you've got to pry her off if you want to try something different. See gave no quit and no rush a new meaning.[/QUOTE]Got to agree, Feeling Frogy can't be beat if your looking for a fine lady in S. Orlando or Kissimmee. I've had dreams with her several times and look her up whenever I'm in that area.
If any of you guys have a fetish with pregnant women, like I have, you have to see Ginger. She's epic. And time is really of the essence, she is due soon. GFE, clean and discreet incall, very worth the fee.
And Ginger, thank you for a great start of the day. Hope to see you soon.
Here's one for the books. After my last post, a couple people reached out and said to give a summer another chance, that she was well worth it. I debated it my head for a while, finally decided to go for it. (small head won out).
While waiting for the best time, summer actually messaged me, apologizing and promise that she would come through this time.
I check her ad, to see what times she has listed, and make sure availability is good for me.
I give her a call at noon, one, two, and three. No answer. I leave a message with the last call, letting her know that I'm her side of town for a short while, and I will be leaving soon, that if she wants to meet, please return my call.
She returns my call at 330, apologize for the late return, she had an issue come up, and got a late start today. That's fine, but I was getting ready to leave so we would have to meet soon. She asks for 45 minutes to get ready. Perfectly fine for me, we lock down a time and her incall.
I get there, and call for the room number, she tells me she needs an extra 5 minutes, to put her make up on. I Say sure, No problem.
At this point practically vibrating with anticipation, this provider has had me in a tizzy for awhile, trying to get a time (or just a answer to a phone call).
Fellas, I shit you not here, as I'm walking to her room, there's a guy in front of me, maybe fifteen feet, walking in the same direction. He stops at her room while I'm still two doors and knocks on her door. He turns towards me, and I see the fucking BADGE hanging from his neck.
In my head, I jumped the railing, landed on random car, and booked it.
What really happened was, I used every ounce of will power not to freeze, or hesitate, or give away that I'm supposed to be where he's standing. I give him a nod, and a "how do you do" while the door opens, and Summer looks at him. I never stop moving, walk past him, and fly down the stairs at the other end. At this point, I'm practically shaking. Head to the car and I'm gone.
15 minutes later she calls and and says he was there for some reason that has nothing to do with what I was there for, but now she's nervous and would like to reschedule.
While I'm putting the miles between us, she's talking about me coming back another day. Yeah, that's not going to happen.
[QUOTE=Petroff;2273419]If any of you guys have a fetish with pregnant women, like I have, you have to see Ginger. She's epic. And time is really of the essence, she is due soon. GFE, clean and discreet incall, very worth the fee.
And Ginger, thank you for a great start of the day. Hope to see you soon.[/QUOTE]I had a wonderful time as well can't wait to see you again, maybe plus one?
Our little secret I had lots of fun. Call again soon. . Xoxoxo all my loving, Gingett1.
[QUOTE=Petroff;2273419]If any of you guys have a fetish with pregnant women, like I have, you have to see Ginger. She's epic. And time is really of the essence, she is due soon. GFE, clean and discreet incall, very worth the fee.
And Ginger, thank you for a great start of the day. Hope to see you soon.[/QUOTE]I had a wonderful time as well can't wait to see you again, maybe plus one?
Our little secret I had lots of fun. Call again soon. . Xoxoxo all my loving, Gingett1.
[QUOTE=MrOrlando;2274615]Here's one for the books. After my last post, a couple people reached out and said to give a summer another chance, that she was well worth it. I debated it my head for a while, finally decided to go for it. (small head won out).
While waiting for the best time, summer actually messaged me, apologizing and promise that she would come through this time.
I check her ad, to see what times she has listed, and make sure availability is good for me.
I give her a call at noon, one, two, and three. No answer. I leave a message with the last call, letting her know that I'm her side of town for a short while, and I will be leaving soon, that if she wants to meet, please return my call.
She returns my call at 330, apologize for the late return, she had an issue come up, and got a late start today. That's fine, but I was getting ready to leave so we would have to meet soon. She asks for 45 minutes to get ready. Perfectly fine for me, we lock down a time and her incall.
I get there, and call for the room number, she tells me she needs an extra 5 minutes, to put her make up on. I Say sure, No problem.
At this point practically vibrating with anticipation, this provider has had me in a tizzy for awhile, trying to get a time (or just a answer to a phone call).
Fellas, I shit you not here, as I'm walking to her room, there's a guy in front of me, maybe fifteen feet, walking in the same direction. He stops at her room while I'm still two doors and knocks on her door. He turns towards me, and I see the fucking BADGE hanging from his neck.
In my head, I jumped the railing, landed on random car, and booked it.
What really happened was, I used every ounce of will power not to freeze, or hesitate, or give away that I'm supposed to be where he's standing. I give him a nod, and a "how do you do" while the door opens, and Summer looks at him. I never stop moving, walk past him, and fly down the stairs at the other end. At this point, I'm practically shaking. Head to the car and I'm gone.
15 minutes later she calls and and says he was there for some reason that has nothing to do with what I was there for, but now she's nervous and would like to reschedule.
While I'm putting the miles between us, she's talking about me coming back another day. Yeah, that's not going to happen.[/QUOTE]I do apologize for this but as I stated in the phone call, the officer was NOT here for me. I work at the hotel where I stay and there has been a recent rash of robberies in the area (magnuson hotel, applebees) he came to ask me about a girl that lived here as she is somehow involved and I told him just what I knew. Nothing. He was here for about 10 minutes total, he's a warrants officer (hence why he was in plainclothes. And not all in black like vice). You make it seem as if there was something more going on here which wasn't as evidenced by both me not stopping you and also me cancelling. I am sorry this happened but it again has nothing to do with me, I do work a regular job here and since it's a hotel I do have dealings with law enforcement when necessary. I would be happy to meet you outside of osceola county to make it up to you with NO donation required just to keep my rep intact. I had received a call that the officer wanted to talk to me from the office but I didn't have enough time to give you a heads up again I'm sorry.
Sir,
I would give Summer another chance myself. I have seen her with no issues and highly doubt she would be working with le.
DW.
[QUOTE=Sexifun;2274748]I do apologize for this but as I stated in the phone call, the officer was NOT here for me. I work at the hotel where I stay and there has been a recent rash of robberies in the area (magnuson hotel, applebees) he came to ask me about a girl that lived here as she is somehow involved and I told him just what I knew. Nothing. He was here for about 10 minutes total, he's a warrants officer (hence why he was in plainclothes. And not all in black like vice). You make it seem as if there was something more going on here which wasn't as evidenced by both me not stopping you and also me cancelling. I am sorry this happened but it again has nothing to do with me, I do work a regular job here and since it's a hotel I do have dealings with law enforcement when necessary. I would be happy to meet you outside of osceola county to make it up to you with NO donation required just to keep my rep intact. I had received a call that the officer wanted to talk to me from the office but I didn't have enough time to give you a heads up again I'm sorry.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Sexifun;2274748]I would be happy to meet you outside of osceola county to make it up to you with NO donation required just to keep my rep intact.[/QUOTE]I can understand the fear that was created from this incident, and I could not run away from the provider fast enough. However, the offer on the table has no exchange and would be totally legal activity between consenting adults. If I were you I would take it and settle this face to face. If you are not sure about dropping your pants, go for drinks and this should calm things down for all concerned.
Your call.