Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=TheBBCMonger860;7386991]I am writing this review while sitting in the parking lot in front of Sunshine Spa in Woodbridge, CT. I just had a 12:30 appointment with Summer. Yesterday I read what I thought was an accurate and honest review by another monger. Unfortunately none of the expectations that I was looking forward to were accurate or honest.

Start off with the phone conversation that I had with Summer at 11:45 AM. There's clearly a language barrier. But at the same time she was extremely rude on the phone again; there's a language barrier that's part of the problem. Quite frankly, she should not be answering the phone. Anyways, I book an appointment for 12:30 PM. I ring the doorbell, waiting approximately 7 minutes from the door. That would be strike number one. Summer answers the door and proceeds to pat me down. Doesn't greet me or ask who I am or who I am here to see.

I asked what seems to be the issue with "Why are you patting me down?" I get no response. Summer stops patting me down, smiles, grabs my hand, and proceeds to walk me to the room. That would be strike number 2!

On the walk to the room, on the way to the room, I see what appears to be drywall, paint, and wood flooring that hasn't been installed yet.

Finally we get to the room. Summer states a 30-minute message. I reply, "I called you at 12:30, and I booked an appointment for an hour. I get this dead look, like a deer in the headlights staring at me. Again, clearly a language barrier, so I then decide to break out Google Translate. Showed her that I was her 12:30 appointment, and then I'm looking for the hour.

Summer shakes her hand, grabs my phone, and puts in 70. I can't hear the money. I grabbed the phone back, and then I said, "Here's $80; please bring me back my change. Summer comes back, no change. The $10 bill was nowhere in sight. At this point I know exactly where this is headed: to a complete and utter clusterfuck. I pick up my phone; where's my change? In Google Translate, she smacks her head and pretends like she forgot, leaving the room again. Comes back with my $10.00 and apologizes.

Then proceed to ask me to get undressed while she's standing there looking awkward, like she's never seen a tall, dark-skinned Black, well-endowed Black man before. This was awkward; this should have been my sign to leave!

I get undressed and lie on the table. Summer proceeds to grab the oil. There's no blanket, nothing, no pillow to rest my face on. Doesn't even ask how I want the massage and what areas I need massaged. Proceed to pour a massive amount of oil on my back and on my legs. To the point that it was overflowing and landing on the sheets.

I ask Sumer to get a towel and clean some of the oil up; no response. Proceed to start to give a lazy, half-assed massage for the next 35 minutes. During that 35-minute period her phone rang approximately six times. During the 35-minute massage I try to rub her legs away on two different occasions. That, my friends, would be strike number three. At that point I should have gotten up and left.

Summer leaves the room, doesn't say anything, comes back with a hot towel, removes the oil from my back and legs, and then asks me to flip over.

I flip over, and she starts massaging my chest, complimenting me on my arms and legs. Compliments me on the one-legged snake in between my legs. Summer walks over to her desk, grabs the oil, and proceeds to start to rub it on my chest. Reaches down and grabs my dick and starts stroking it with this weak one-handed motion. At this point I'm pissed off to the MAX!
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I asked Summer to take her bra off and her pants off; Summer understood that. Mind you, there was no discussion of any extra compensation. Somewhere to proceed to pull her khaki shorts down no panties definitely some baby damage on the tummy really nice rat at least a C, possibly a D cup. I reach up to touch, and she immediately pulls away. Still has my dick in one hand with this weak motion, and now she has this * face on like I killed her cat or something.

I asked her what the problem was; she didn't say anything. I then grabbed my phone and put in extras. She shakes her head and continues with the weak one-handed HJ. At this point I sit up. I answer my phone. We're all done here. I reached into my pocket, and I gave her $40. The look on her face was priceless.

I get dressed; she leaves the room, tries to come back and offer me a cookie and a water, and I say, "No thanks. " She leaves the room again. I proceed to get photos of the room and the massage table in the ceiling, where the massive duct system is blowing cold air during the whole massage. I get dressed as quickly as possible and put my shoes on. I don't say bye. I brush by her, and I head towards the door, unlocking it, and I walk out.

My fellow mongers I am furious. I am currently sitting in my car writing this review. I normally wait until I get home, process my thoughts, and then submit the review. I've been visiting AMP parlors for the last 20-plus years; this, without question, is the worst experience I have ever had.

Overall I would rate my experience a -5. Summer is attractive. She does have a nice rack, but that attitude, the lack of effort, the disorganization, the language barrier, and the very, very limited service make her a zero!

I normally don't say this, but I sincerely hope that Sunshine Spa in Woodbridge, CT, gets shut down. Quite frankly it's only a matter of time; they're in a plaza where multiple other businesses are with a big green sign that says SPA.

One final thing: I'm sure most of you know this already. I do not advise any of you fellow mongers to listen to non-senior members' reviews because typically they're inaccurate and full of lies.

I have attached photos of the ceiling, the massage table, and the bright green sign as proof that I was there.

Thank you for reading this review.[/QUOTE]BBCMonger. Enjoyable review but you lost sympathy when you said Tall, Well-Endowed and One Legged Snake. HAHAHA.

DMF.

[QUOTE=DaddyMcFatty;7387564]BBCMonger. Enjoyable review but you lost sympathy when you said Tall, Well-Endowed and One Legged Snake. HAHAHA..[/QUOTE]Thanks.

I should really create an avoid AMP thread list.

Starting with Sunshine Spa in Woodbridge, CT.

Hopefully bu the time I create the thread Sunshine Spa in Woodbridge, CT will be permanently closed by the town of Woodbridge, CT.

[QUOTE=TheBBCMonger860;7386991]I am writing this review while sitting in the parking lot in front of Sunshine Spa in Woodbridge, CT. I just had a 12:30 appointment with Summer. Yesterday I read what I thought was an accurate and honest review by another monger. Unfortunately none of the expectations that I was looking forward to were accurate or honest.

Start off with the phone conversation that I had with Summer at 11:45 AM. There's clearly a language barrier. But at the same time she was extremely rude on the phone again; there's a language barrier that's part of the problem. Quite frankly, she should not be answering the phone. Anyways, I book an appointment for 12:30 PM. I ring the doorbell, waiting approximately 7 minutes from the door. That would be strike number one. Summer answers the door and proceeds to pat me down. Doesn't greet me or ask who I am or who I am here to see.

I asked what seems to be the issue with "Why are you patting me down?" I get no response. Summer stops patting me down, smiles, grabs my hand, and proceeds to walk me to the room. That would be strike number 2!

On the walk to the room, on the way to the room, I see what appears to be drywall, paint, and wood flooring that hasn't been installed yet.[/QUOTE]Well sorry to hear you had a lousy time.

That being said, nothing that I reported was a lie or misinformation. I only reported my experience. Perhaps she wasn't into you. Just because you're packing doesn't mean they all want you.

It seems that Lisa is on vacation for a little while. Lily and YuYu are there and they are both gorgeous. Lily's massage has improved a lot. She seems to have built up some muscle. She has a slamming body and is such a sweetheart. YuYu has great massage skills. Very therapeutic and feels great. I left feeling so relaxed. She is a cutey and speaks pretty good english. Standard finish from both girls with some top off or pants down. These girls are great 70 hr.

This place is advertising on STG now. Located on Dixwell Ave. In Hamden next to Tommy's location in a strip mall.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/new-haven/female-escorts/asian/203-887-8787sweet-sexy-cute--b/328759647769[/URL]

I visited and reported a few months ago. Place was totally legit and served by old hags. Total waste of time and money.

Anyone know if the script has changed now that they're advertising on STG? Will I leave happy if I try again?

I was looking for a good massage, with attractive women that I haven't been to in a while or someone new. I remembered about Pleasant Dreams and I made the call. Amy and Ella were working. They are the 2 that run the show over there. They are both attractive with great bodies. I had Ella again and the massage was excellent. Topless HJ for the finish. 50/70 out the door. I have to say that it is a pleasant place to visit and they are very, very nice. They tell me that business has been slow. So, if you are in the Milford / West Haven area give them a visit.

[QUOTE=ZMan73;7398840]I was looking for a good massage, with attractive women that I haven't been to in a while or someone new. I remembered about Pleasant Dreams and I made the call. Amy and Ella were working. They are the 2 that run the show over there. They are both attractive with great bodies. I had Ella again and the massage was excellent. Topless HJ for the finish. 50/70 out the door. I have to say that it is a pleasant place to visit and they are very, very nice. They tell me that business has been slow. So, if you are in the Milford / West Haven area give them a visit.[/QUOTE]Would paying more result in more than just a HJ?

[QUOTE=NononJ2;7400427]Would paying more result in more than just a HJ?[/QUOTE]I didn't try. You should go and check it out. They are attractive.

I called ahead to check if Cherry was available and was told she is. Walked in, paid the house, checked again that I called ahead and asked for Cherry. Mamasan didn't say anything, takes the fee, comes back with an older lady and goes "Cherry on vacation, next time I get lineup for you". I wanted to walk out but since I'd already made the trip, decided to stay. Worst experience at DD yet. Massage was a joke and she was all sweaty by the end of it. Looks were 4/10. Did not bother asking her name. Non enthusiastic main event, and I was in and out in half an hour including the table shower. Not the first time they lied on the phone about a particular provider being there. That was it for DD, will not be visiting again. Anyone else have similar experience there?

When you call, consider asking who is working that day; don't ask about a specific provider. It forces them to tell you who is there instead of lying to you just to get you to come. Good luck. I learned that years ago after Lisa tried to scoop me saying she was Jin. Thank you Crutches.

[QUOTE=BLorenzo651;7401042]I called ahead to check if Cherry was available and was told she is. Walked in, paid the house, checked again that I called ahead and asked for Cherry. Mamasan didn't say anything, takes the fee, comes back with an older lady and goes "Cherry on vacation, next time I get lineup for you". I wanted to walk out but since I'd already made the trip, decided to stay. Worst experience at DD yet. Massage was a joke and she was all sweaty by the end of it. Looks were 4/10. Did not bother asking her name. Non enthusiastic main event, and I was in and out in half an hour including the table shower. Not the first time they lied on the phone about a particular provider being there. That was it for DD, will not be visiting again. Anyone else have similar experience there?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BLorenzo651;7401042]I called ahead to check if Cherry was available and was told she is. Walked in, paid the house, checked again that I called ahead and asked for Cherry. Mamasan didn't say anything, takes the fee, comes back with an older lady and goes "Cherry on vacation, next time I get lineup for you". I wanted to walk out but since I'd already made the trip, decided to stay. Worst experience at DD yet. Massage was a joke and she was all sweaty by the end of it. Looks were 4/10. Did not bother asking her name. Non enthusiastic main event, and I was in and out in half an hour including the table shower. Not the first time they lied on the phone about a particular provider being there. That was it for DD, will not be visiting again. Anyone else have similar experience there?[/QUOTE]Why waste your time? It's over priced, all business and the girls are washed up.

Has anyone seen the woman running this CL add.

It's still up as of this post.

I'm pretty tired of the APM scene though I have a couple I will stop by occasionally.

You can PM me if you don't want the Info going to lurkers and non-contributors.

Thanks.

Swm.

[QUOTE=ZMan73;7400534]I didn't try. You should go and check it out. They are attractive.[/QUOTE]Asians or nah? Looking for NAMP.

[QUOTE=Swm11;7401783]Has anyone seen the woman running this CL add.

It's still up as of this post.

I'm pretty tired of the APM scene though I have a couple I will stop by occasionally.

You can PM me if you don't want the Info going to lurkers and non-contributors.

Thanks.

Swm.[/QUOTE]I sent a message the other day, no response. Going to be trying again and see, but losing faith.

Lisa got a boyfriend and retired, she was replaced at the SPA by Lalya who is the ugliest masseuse I have ever met LOL. She has clients so she must be doing something right LOL.

[QUOTE=Newbie58;7401096]When you call, consider asking who is working that day; don't ask about a specific provider. It forces them to tell you who is there instead of lying to you just to get you to come. Good luck. I learned that years ago after Lisa tried to scoop me saying she was Jin. Thank you Crutches.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Swm11;7401783]Has anyone seen the woman running this CL add.

It's still up as of this post.

I'm pretty tired of the APM scene though I have a couple I will stop by occasionally.

You can PM me if you don't want the Info going to lurkers and non-contributors.

Thanks.

Swm.[/QUOTE]I text to the number in the ad. Reply was small deposit required for booking.

[QUOTE=Swm11;7401783]Has anyone seen the woman running this CL add.

It's still up as of this post.

I'm pretty tired of the APM scene though I have a couple I will stop by occasionally.

You can PM me if you don't want the Info going to lurkers and non-contributors.

Thanks.

Swm.[/QUOTE]Got reply. No deposit. Standard massage, no extras, always use draping.

Does bodyworks milford offer couple massage?

Hello friends old and new. Everytime I tried to quit the game I just can't and keep coming back to it. Over the years I found out I love it. I've been in multiple places all over CT and NY and I'll be leaving reports in the towns I've visited.

Here at Marys88 in North Haven my go to granny LOL is Wendy, petite asian older lady I'd say upper 40's early 50's, nice set of tits, good massage and noticed on my last few visits she got a hole in the back of her leggings so you can finger her kitty, she never refused that, at the end always ended up taking her clothes off but never allowed me to fuck her, bbj was the max coming in her tits but most of the times just hand release, house fee + 60 to 100 depending on my mood, she never complaint about that.

Recommended if you are looking for a regular that delivers good massage and some fun, good enough English to communicate.

[QUOTE=DubletduBlow;7394250]This place is advertising on STG now. Located on Dixwell Ave. In Hamden next to Tommy's location in a strip mall.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/new-haven/female-escorts/asian/203-887-8787sweet-sexy-cute--b/328759647769[/URL]

I visited and reported a few months ago. Place was totally legit and served by old hags. Total waste of time and money.

Anyone know if the script has changed now that they're advertising on STG? Will I leave happy if I try again?[/QUOTE]As of today 10/02/25, still legit.

[QUOTE=Kimbsl1998;7403820]Got reply. No deposit. Standard massage, no extras, always use draping.[/QUOTE]So she answered all the questions from a stranger legally? I'm not saying there's more to be had, but a small town civvie has to be careful. If I were closer, I'd give her a try.

I will write a more detailed review when I have time. With that said Key or Kay did a great job she's very attractive and gave a decent BJ.

Photos attached.

Again I'll go into a little bit more detail when I have the to write the review.

Also the Mamasan is obnoxious and rude I had to tell her about herself.

Has anyone visited this new spa in Milford? Looking for some intel. Thanks.

[QUOTE=ZMan73;7413878]Has anyone visited this new spa in Milford? Looking for some intel. Thanks.[/QUOTE]I've been there multiple times, pretty sure they only have 2 girls working there, my choosen one is Yummy, I'd say mid 40's Korea lady, pretty enough and skillful enough to get the job done, the furthest I got was a hand j. With some over the clothes touch, nothing else and seems that you won't get anything beyond that. House fee 70 always 60 tips no complaints, BTW they have a table shower I do opt in for it. Good luck.

[QUOTE=MiguelGrau0716;7414009]I've been there multiple times, pretty sure they only have 2 girls working there, my choosen one is Yummy, I'd say mid 40's Korea lady, pretty enough and skillful enough to get the job done, the furthest I got was a hand j. With some over the clothes touch, nothing else and seems that you won't get anything beyond that. House fee 70 always 60 tips no complaints, BTW they have a table shower I do opt in for it. Good luck.[/QUOTE]Thanks, went and checked it out. I got Yumi. Older but attractive and everything you said is true. Very Nice place, standard service. I will try the shower next time. Left wit a soda, candy and chocolate. This is a good standard option in Milford.

Has anyone had any success for trips after 10 PM I see the hours state that they close at 1:00 am?

I'm considering going up there late in the evening but I wasn't sure if it was worth the trip.

Also I didn't forget about the review regarding K or whatever her name is I'll try to get it up this week. I try to make my reviews as detailed as possible with all the information that's needed for other AMP mongers. So please bear with me.

Have driven by Twinkle several times over the past five days. Lights out. No OPEN sign. There are the normal cars in front and back but no sign of life. No one answers the phone either. Does anyone know anything further. Was hoping to visit Tina again.

[QUOTE=Pjd012;7419564]Have driven by Twinkle several times over the past five days. Lights out. No OPEN sign. There are the normal cars in front and back but no sign of life. No one answers the phone either. Does anyone know anything further. Was hoping to visit Tina again.[/QUOTE]I was there last weekend. Saw Yoko. She was new. Lots of fun. Just walked in, no appointment.