Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=********;5538352]Are more and more places using the hand sanitizer wipe down. It might be fine for the hands but my god the shaft and balls hurt like hell when doused in that. We all need to say no to that or use some neutral substance.

Others have the same experience.

Feeling backed up. Might hit up any fun places this weekend.[/QUOTE]I haven't experienced this myself, I try to frequent primarily the west side. Not sure if it's becoming a trend all over, but I would definitely subtract from a tip for getting subjected to such treatment!

Has anyone ever manage to get a 4 hand massage and finish? I brought it up with my regular and she said she was up for it but the charge would be double as well as double the tip, feel like at that point I should just scope out cheap pussy on TNA.

Also, fuck that hand sanitizer shit. I make it known to not use the sanitizer on my dick and balls as soon as I lay down LOL.

I was out on 92nd when I spotted this place next to a Vietnamese restaurant. Had some time to kill so I dropped in. Nothing really special to look at. Fuck it, time ain't going to kill itself. 30 minutes at. 4 not too bad. Get in, change, and lay down. Linens are a little damp. Maybe the dryer is fried? Get my 30 minutes, drop my tip, and start changing back. Lady walks in and STRAIGHTENED THE LINENS!! Not stripped and changed, straightened. So I'm not sure if they sprayed the shit down with disinfectant or if I was laying on previous dude's juice. Either way, I'mma head home and dump a gallon of Clorox on myself. Be safe out there, and avoid this place like the plague ('cause they probably spreading it!

[QUOTE=JonB2301;5539654]I was out on 92nd when I spotted this place next to a Vietnamese restaurant. Had some time to kill so I dropped in. Nothing really special to look at. Fuck it, time ain't going to kill itself. 30 minutes at. 4 not too bad. Get in, change, and lay down. Linens are a little damp. Maybe the dryer is fried? Get my 30 minutes, drop my tip, and start changing back. Lady walks in and STRAIGHTENED THE LINENS!! Not stripped and changed, straightened. So I'm not sure if they sprayed the shit down with disinfectant or if I was laying on previous dude's juice. Either way, I'mma head home and dump a gallon of Clorox on myself. Be safe out there, and avoid this place like the plague ('cause they probably spreading it![/QUOTE]They DO NOT change linens there or spray anything down. Ever.

Noticed a new place by a tattoo shop. Stopped by to grab a card and see who was available. Wasnt feeling any attraction, so I moved on.

[QUOTE=Agdro17;5516583]This place.

Qiujun Wellness Spa. (next to dollar store).

Good luck everyone. Be safe out there.[/QUOTE]Took your advice and went to see Ruby at QJ Spa next to Dollar store. Very nice girl. Full services provided.

[QUOTE=Agdro17;5516583]This place.

Qiujun Wellness Spa. (next to dollar store).

Good luck everyone. Be safe out there.[/QUOTE]Took your advice and went to see Ruby at QJ Spa next to Dollar store. Very nice girl. Full services provided.

Near the hospital and fireplace shop. Hard bodied nice girl. Very cute super skills and knows what she likes and wants. Enjoy. I left happy. Reminded me some of the scene of Platoon. " Me love you long time HONEY HOW YOU HONEY OOOH HONEY .

Anyway. Felt good was wonderful. Super nice girl. Clean and accommodating.

You all must have a better memory than me. So many places. Cannot keep track of where I had a good time vs great time vs bad time. But it changes so often.

Have a great day.

Be safe out there. Its a wild world.

[QUOTE=WarpFactor69;5535530]After trying (no) Joy several times recently and being tired their nonsense and BS, decided to try the place a few blocks south, same side of street.

As far as average looks go for AMP workers, I would give the older one a 7, the younger one an 8. Ms 8 has a pretty face and nice body with enhancements. Both requested 200 tip but I got what I was looking for from each, for less than 140. I've been there 3 times in the past 2 weeks.

No plans to return to Joy, until the sticks come out of their greedy entitled asses.

Datycfs.[/QUOTE]Any chance you are saying to yourself the old rhyme "starlight, starbright." When you think of going to this place? Trying to figure out the correct location, because that location didn't provide that vibe, but would be nice to know otherwise.

[QUOTE=********;5540801]Near the hospital and fireplace shop. Hard bodied nice girl. Very cute super skills and knows what she likes and wants. Enjoy. I left happy. Reminded me some of the scene of Platoon. " Me love you long time HONEY HOW YOU HONEY OOOH HONEY .

Anyway. Felt good was wonderful. Super nice girl. Clean and accommodating.

You all must have a better memory than me. So many places. Cannot keep track of where I had a good time vs great time vs bad time. But it changes so often.

Have a great day.

Be safe out there. Its a wild world.[/QUOTE]I have had a few good times at this one and a couple not as fun. They have a table shower, haven't tried it out yet.

[QUOTE=FunGuy6;5541046]Any chance you are saying to yourself the old rhyme "starlight, starbright." When you think of going to this place? Trying to figure out the correct location, because that location didn't provide that vibe, but would be nice to know otherwise.[/QUOTE]Yes, it is the first AMP south of (no)Joy, same side of street.

[QUOTE=WarpFactor69;5535530]After trying (no) Joy several times recently and being tired their nonsense and BS, decided to try the place a few blocks south, same side of street.

As far as average looks go for AMP workers, I would give the older one a 7, the younger one an 8. Ms 8 has a pretty face and nice body with enhancements. Both requested 200 tip but I got what I was looking for from each, for less than 140. I've been there 3 times in the past 2 weeks.[/QUOTE]Confirm this. Although I don't think the younger one has enhancements.

Stopped by Angel tonight. Didn't care for the first one, and second one was even less attractive. Headed for the door and the second one grabbed me by the arm, and tried stop me from walking out. Yikes.

[QUOTE=TerraGone;5542008]Stopped by Angel tonight. Didn't care for the first one, and second one was even less attractive. Headed for the door and the second one grabbed me by the arm, and tried stop me from walking out. Yikes.[/QUOTE]Lala, the tall tattooed lady wasn't there? We've had so many great fucks. She goes crazy when I eat her pussy, definitely one of my favorite ladies to see.

[QUOTE=WarpFactor69;5542083]Lala, the tall tattooed lady wasn't there? [ / tQUOTE].

No, no one with tats.

I think I know who you speak of tho.

[QUOTE=Monkeyboy1977;5540015]Took your advice and went to see Ruby at QJ Spa next to Dollar store. Very nice girl. Full services provided.[/QUOTE]Ruby was well enhanced and the surgeon did an outstanding job on petite woman. Probably one of the best looking I have seen. Interesting that the location changed prices to 40/60 for house fee, but she said for her it is 50/70. The HH is all you need because the massage isn't the reason to see her. 140 will get the job down.

A nice AMP at a Plaza on 14X. Went there couple days ago, a very young attractive girl Bel*a, good massage, did a decent HJ. She has nice boobs and soft skins. Looks like not a FS place.

[QUOTE=WarpFactor69;5541513]Yes, it is the first AMP south of (no)Joy, same side of street.[/QUOTE]His initial directions were pretty spot on. IDK I think the helicopter parented kids have landed on the Sex Guide.

Two attractive ladies here. 200 plus house fee gets you anything you want. That is more than I'm willing to tip, so I went elsewhere. The other thing that turned me off was insisting I get up, go to my pants, and pay tip in advance. By then, I had lost my flag pole and now had a miniature fire hydrant. Some take all the fun away. Gentleman, don't give in to entitled greedy pussy.

[QUOTE=Sancho1999;5532362]I work down town. I spotted a place I don't believe I've seen posted here before. It's at the end of the Broadway bridge on the East side. Right on the corner.[/QUOTE]Went there once and had a good time, but the girl I saw is hopping shops. She gave me her number so I can track her down, though, and if she settles, I'll leave a hint.

Anyway, might hit it up again. 50/70 for time, and the rooms are pretty well spaced out. Don't think the walls are too thin, as the owners (mama+papa), I think, were out in a corner room by the entrance and didn't even look my way as I opened my room's door and stepped out to leave.

Might be worth noting, but the number for the Broadway place is the same for what used to be a little hidden spot in Beaverton, which is empty now.

Speaking of Beaverton, anyone tried out Bigfoot or Shangri-la recently?

[QUOTE=SnAppleMgfm;5546160]Went there once and had a good time, but the girl I saw is hopping shops. She gave me her number so I can track her down, though, and if she settles, I'll leave a hint.

Anyway, might hit it up again. 50/70 for time, and the rooms are pretty well spaced out. Don't think the walls are too thin, as the owners (mama+papa), I think, were out in a corner room by the entrance and didn't even look my way as I opened my room's door and stepped out to leave.

Might be worth noting, but the number for the Broadway place is the same for what used to be a little hidden spot in Beaverton, which is empty now.

Speaking of Beaverton, anyone tried out Bigfoot or Shangri-la recently?[/QUOTE]I recently hit up Shanghai-La, I had seen the lady at another parlor and it was well worth my time. Unfortunately upon a return visit she wasn't there and my masseuse Helen was a hard pass. So YMMV, but good luck!

[QUOTE=SnAppleMgfm;5546160]Went there once and had a good time, but the girl I saw is hopping shops. She gave me her number so I can track her down, though, and if she settles, I'll leave a hint.

Anyway, might hit it up again. 50/70 for time, and the rooms are pretty well spaced out. Don't think the walls are too thin, as the owners (mama+papa), I think, were out in a corner room by the entrance and didn't even look my way as I opened my room's door and stepped out to leave.

Might be worth noting, but the number for the Broadway place is the same for what used to be a little hidden spot in Beaverton, which is empty now.

Speaking of Beaverton, anyone tried out Bigfoot or Shangri-la recently?[/QUOTE]Bigfoot, basic HE, Shangri depends on who is there, up to FS, if you like them older.

[QUOTE=SnAppleMgfm;5546160]Speaking of Beaverton, anyone tried out Bigfoot or Shangri-la recently?[/QUOTE]The latter, was 30's petite, but nothing beyond a HE.

[QUOTE=WarpFactor69;5544767]Two attractive ladies here. 200 plus house fee gets you anything you want. That is more than I'm willing to tip, so I went elsewhere. The other thing that turned me off was insisting I get up, go to my pants, and pay tip in advance. By then, I had lost my flag pole and now had a miniature fire hydrant. Some take all the fun away. Gentleman, don't give in to entitled greedy pussy.[/QUOTE]Oh, I got a BJ for $100 there a month ago from the shorter girl. Didn't know they are FS. $200 is high though.

[QUOTE=WarpFactor69;5544767]Two attractive ladies here. 200 plus house fee gets you anything you want. That is more than I'm willing to tip, so I went elsewhere. The other thing that turned me off was insisting I get up, go to my pants, and pay tip in advance. By then, I had lost my flag pole and now had a miniature fire hydrant. Some take all the fun away. Gentleman, don't give in to entitled greedy pussy.[/QUOTE]Do the walls go to the ceiling yet?

[QUOTE=PacketFull;5543325]A nice AMP at a Plaza on 14X. Went there couple days ago, a very young attractive girl Bel*a, good massage, did a decent HJ. She has nice boobs and soft skins. Looks like not a FS place.[/QUOTE]I went today. Young very pretty girl. Under 30 for sure. In shape. Decent massage. Maybe a 6 or 7 out of 10. A little teasing before the flip. On the flip lots of eye contact and went at it slowly. OTC roaming, I didn't try UTC. Great English. More eye contact during the HJ. Nice pace. No jack hammer. After hot towel clean up kneeled between my legs and massaged thighs and calfs. More eye contact. Very engaging. Walls don't go all the way to the ceiling. I doubt FS is on the table, but I think more will be available on second visit. She suggested I call ahead to get her next time. . 5 for the tip. I'll probably give it another try.

Any recommendations for the east side? Preferably places where the women speak proper English LOL.

Went here after reading reviews on Rub Maps. Lily was busy so I settled for Lisa. Small thin 40+ year old very average looking lady wearing a V neck blouse with a push-up bra showing some cleavage. She took to a room, and I paid for 60 for an hour. She started on my shoulders and moved around my torso and gave a decent massage. Immediately I realized that this was only going to be a massage with NO extras. About 20 minutes into it she started on my feet and calves and moved up to my quads. When she got to my ass, she began to tease pretty good, and it started to get better than she just stopped and left the room. I didn't hear the doorbell ring or anything, so I am like, WTF? She came back 5 minutes later with a hot towel and began to wipe the oil off my back. While I was lying there waiting for her to return, I was anticipating my next move, if she continued with the teasing I would stay and short the tip if she wiped down, I would leave no tip. I almost asked for some money back, but I just left. I won't return there. I headed to my my reliable Sun Asian right down the road.

I have only been two MPs in the same outing once or twice the entire time since I started mongering but, I had abstained from FAPPING for a week so I could enjoy this outing. After my failed outing at Sunshine, I headed down the road to see my old friend CiCi at Sunny Asian. Upon walking in there no one was in the lobby so I stood there and after a moment I heard the girls talking to each other from behind the doors. Then a short, large breasted Asian girl came out from her room pulling up her tight-fitting dress and directed me to an empty room. Without thinking I asked her if CiCi was there. I got a hard on seeing her adjust her top and wiggle around as she ushered me to my room. I excused myself and went to drain the lizard before going in then went and sat on the edge of the bed. I wish I had caught the providers name, but she was short and thick in good way and cute. So Cici came in about 5 minutes later and I paid her for 30 minutes. She took the money and then we got right to business. CBJ, 69 Reverse CG, CG. Then I guided her so she was straddling my face. From there it went to MISH and DATY then MISH. After a few thrusts I rolled over and she started HJ and working my nips. I guess her hand got tired, so she went back to straddling my face and I finished myself while she was there. I haven't done that in a long time. After I was done, she said. "I go get hot towel" So I am lying there and shortly after she returns and just drops the towel on my face and rubs it down. It caught me by surprise, but it made me laugh. Its going to be hard not return there and try other places. 40/150. YMMV.

Any recommendations for good places to go for a decent massage, decent girls, decent "ending?" preferably something east of I-205, don't really want to drive all over, or too far into town. Thanks for any help.

Hi. Very cute girls. Super nice and pleasant. Had a good time. I will return. This place had some of the best looking girls I have seen in a long time. I am excited to return when I get a few days of build up back.

Note walls are thick but stop about a foot from the ceiling. As such. To the Loud talker. Shut the fuck up as everyone in the joint can here you. I do not get why some people do not have the common decency to be on the soft spoken side. The GIRLS ARE NOT DEAF. And I know its an American thing. Speak louder to a foreigner as they think speaking louder will make them understand your English when they do not speak english. The girls are super nice and do speak english better than most Mericans. LOL.

I like to be humble and super nice. Seems you get better service that way.

[QUOTE=********;5551927]Hi. Very cute girls. Super nice and pleasant. Had a good time. I will return. This place had some of the best looking girls I have seen in a long time. I am excited to return when I get a few days of build up back.

Note walls are thick but stop about a foot from the ceiling. [/QUOTE]Checked it out as well. You can definitely hear the other rooms, so it's not ideal. Only HE offered, if anyone got more, please PM.

[QUOTE=********;5551927]Hi. Very cute girls. Super nice and pleasant. Had a good time. I will return. This place had some of the best looking girls I have seen in a long time. I am excited to return when I get a few days of build up back.

Note walls are thick but stop about a foot from the ceiling. As such. To the Loud talker. Shut the fuck up as everyone in the joint can here you. I do not get why some people do not have the common decency to be on the soft spoken side. The GIRLS ARE NOT DEAF. And I know its an American thing. Speak louder to a foreigner as they think speaking louder will make them understand your English when they do not speak english. The girls are super nice and do speak english better than most Mericans. LOL.

I like to be humble and super nice. Seems you get better service that way.[/QUOTE]Agree about the loud talkers. I went there about 3 weeks ago and did not receive any extra Services. Maybe they have some new girls, I would go back if FS was available.

Has anybody had any luck here in Hillsboro? Had a massage there and it seemed like more could be on the table. PM if you like.

[QUOTE=********;5551927]Hi. Very cute girls. Super nice and pleasant. Had a good time. I will return. This place had some of the best looking girls I have seen in a long time. I am excited to return when I get a few days of build up back.

Note walls are thick but stop about a foot from the ceiling. As such. To the Loud talker.[/QUOTE]I did not go out in couple month and on Powell have many mushrooms pop up. I am so behind. Would you share the info?

On millplain thanks sancho for the recommendation.

This is a copy and paste of my review from an AMP forum.

The place is neat and clean.

Walked in was met by a very cute a little on the plump side (not fat) with great tits monica English not great but very friendly. Took the hours asked if they had a table shower was told yes so payed the extra for that. Taken to a room undressed and gave a robe that was a tad to small but did the job. On with the table shower nice hot water just how I like it lots of playing with my butt and turn over washe the front played special attention to my dick almost had me finished pn the table had to make her stop I usually don't get off that quickly but them tits were really turning me on. Rinse off and she dried me off and back to the room for massage. Massage was ok I have had better and far worse. She gets up on the table and starts rubbing her beautiful tits on my ass about 15-20 minutes in so I just rolled over and let her rub them on my rod that was really great. She puts the condom I brought on and starts to ride me rcg was a great looking ass nice and round and firm she gets up lets me get on top in mish for a few then her bent over the table from behind and then finish with her on top with her tits in my face. Cleaned my up with hot towel and then foot and head massage. Not the greatest lay in an AMP I have had but pretty good she seemed to be always moving and half assed attempt as dirty talk with her limited English I might go back to try cici but monicas tits might draw me in again I'm going to have to say one of the best natural pairs I have seen in an AMP nice girl little bit of kissing was great to.

[QUOTE=Zizix;5552422]On millplain thanks sancho for the recommendation.

This is a copy and paste of my review from an AMP forum.

The place is neat and clean.

Walked in was met by a very cute a little on the plump side (not fat) with great tits monica English not great but very friendly. Took the hours asked if they had a table shower was told yes so payed the extra for that. Taken to a room undressed and gave a robe that was a tad to small but did the job. On with the table shower nice hot water just how I like it lots of playing with my butt and turn over washe the front played special attention to my dick almost had me finished pn the table had to make her stop I usually don't get off that quickly but them tits were really turning me on. Rinse off and she dried me off and back to the room for massage. Massage was ok I have had better and far worse. She gets up on the table and starts rubbing her beautiful tits on my ass about 15-20 minutes in so I just rolled over and let her rub them on my rod that was really great. She puts the condom I brought on and starts to ride me rcg was a great looking ass nice and round and firm she gets up lets me get on top in mish for a few then her bent over the table from behind and then finish with her on top with her tits in my face. Cleaned my up with hot towel and then foot and head massage. Not the greatest lay in an AMP I have had but pretty good she seemed to be always moving and half assed attempt as dirty talk with her limited English I might go back to try cici but monicas tits might draw me in again I'm going to have to say one of the best natural pairs I have seen in an AMP nice girl little bit of kissing was great to.[/QUOTE]Seems that 1. 4 to 1. 6 is the going rate there. True?

[QUOTE=Zippy69;5549555]I went today. Young very pretty girl. Under 30 for sure. In shape. Decent massage. Maybe a 6 or 7 out of 10. A little teasing before the flip. On the flip lots of eye contact and went at it slowly. OTC roaming, I didn't try UTC. Great English. More eye contact during the HJ. Nice pace. No jack hammer. After hot towel clean up kneeled between my legs and massaged thighs and calfs. More eye contact. Very engaging. Walls don't go all the way to the ceiling. I doubt FS is on the table, but I think more will be available on second visit. She suggested I call ahead to get her next time. . 5 for the tip. I'll probably give it another try.[/QUOTE]They told me Be** left.

[QUOTE=Bhanson475;5549184]Do the walls go to the ceiling yet?[/QUOTE]The wall is up for a while now.

[QUOTE=PacketFull;5552550]They told me Be** left.[/QUOTE]I didn't see her. It was another girl.