[QUOTE=BrokeBad;4202571] Short chubby lady with fake titties takes me to a room, then tells me she's the only girl working and needs to finish session with another customer. "Ten minutes". Sit in the room and hear a steady stream of doorbell rings. After 20 minutes, no sign of her. She didn't appear worth waiting for, so I bolted. [/QUOTE]I'm with you. I see a chubby Asian lady greeting me with fake boobs who is my only option for a massage, and I'm out the door. I'm more a traditionalist when it comes to Asians and prefer them natural and on the lean side.