Massage Parlor Reports

I have not seen this place written up much. I believe they try to run a legit massage place. As I have tried a few times without he’s here. However, the place does warrant a comment for the most unique and intense massages I have ever had. Lisa took care of me at my most recent visit. I had her massages in the past. Her massages are very therapeutic and somewhat medicinal. So when the neck or shoulder ache, Lisa is my go to therapist. The other therapists I have had there are younger and also give a uniquely strong and intense massage. But, there is a lot of teasing and no breaking the rules.

Lisa works very hard. She will walk on you, get on the table and stretch you out with her feet in all kinds of unusual ways. She is sweating, grunting and working hard while I am squirming and groaning with pain. This time she used her special intense smelling Chinese ointment. Felt like my back was on fire from the ointment. Then she shows me 2 boxes with about twelve 3" round glass bulbs with lips. Not much English so I just thought those are unusual and had no idea what she was about to do. Next thing I know she has a charcoal lighter out and is heating up these glass cups inside before sticking them on my back. Between the ointment and the lighter, I had some concerns. I have no idea as to their benefits. She also has a scraper comb like device that she uses to find and rub out all your kinks. She seems so pleased to find those kinks as I cringe with pain. Add hot towel treatment to this whole process, and the usual monger requests, and it’s a great experience. The usual important parts of the massage just become a sideshow to this whole intense massage.65 for an hour. 1.5 hour is the best at around.90. Tip at.5 is received well. Probably more economical to pay for the 1.5 hour up front at a better price rather than getting an extension of time while on the table. Not sure about this. Someone will find the best way for a more economical package. Let me know.

And my back ache is gone!

Went to Harvest a week ago. Drew Lisa. Looks about a 5 early 30s well muscled with a litle fat.

Table shower OK but not great.

Massage good. On the flip she asks if I will give her tip for HJ. Sure. OK. Willing to pull up her top to reveal As with good nips, I was expecting more from the very artful Wonder Bra she was wearing.

Tried to get her pants off "Oh No, period. Maybe next time." Sucked on a nip a little but took quite a while to finish. She really had to work it.

Left her 0.40. She seemed OK with that.

OK experience but nothing compared to my Benchmark and ATF girl, Monica from the old VIP on Milwaukee.

[QUOTE=Bebop60](Posted this in the worng place before)

Went for a nooner at Relax on Archer. Met Sissy (pronounced see-see), 5'6"-5'7", mid 20's?, athletic body. Took half hour for .4 and no shower (cost extra .2). Did an excellent massage and spent a lot of time teasing the boys. On the flip, she wanted .6 for HR, told her I only had .4 and she began to give me a great slow HR and my hands were free to roam. After the finish, she cleaned with hot towel, massaged my legs, neck and scalp, and then wiped me down to get the lotion off my entire body. Sissy is a pretty young spinner and wasn't in a hurry - my half hour lasted almost 50 minutes, all in the room with her. Left very happy, will definitely repeat.[/QUOTE]I think you're talking about Cici. She's around 40. She usually wear high heels which makes her look taller.

Good one antonio.

[QUOTE=Antonio]Some of you know of "Gina"'s Chinese apartments advertised on CL. Usually she has overweight, overaged girls, but this time she has a real young looker at her Lake/Halsted locale, though she's not the girl featured in the photo. Ask for the hh rate at 1.2. NB: she often misspells "Halsted".[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Antonio]but this time she has a real young looker at her Lake/Halsted locale...[/QUOTE]This was my first "apartment" experience. The girl is quite attractive, and she was friendly to me, possibly because I speak a little Chinese. It was a very thorough session, totally satisfactory but a little mechanical, perhaps.

Am I to understand that if I try different apartments in the future, I probably won't do as well?

100 percent accurate. Lisa is the best legit massuse I have had in a long time. She has had me in tears a couple of times as she has pushed her thumbs into my back and calves.

First time at Relax on Archer so I didn't know what to expect; didn't get a chance to read up first.

Nice clean place, lots of rooms and I saw three girls none of them real old and all looking pretty good for a Chicago AMP.

Paid .4 for 30 minutes and was sent back with Cherry who was cute and probably in her 30's. No mention of TS, but I asked for a shower and was offered a stand-up.

Good legit massage. On flip, no mention of tip and I got a pretty good tug. Cherry didn't really want to play, but with a little pursuit I managed to get a nip in my mouth. That was about it though, she said they only give HJ there, nothing else. Is that true? Cherry had a nice bod that I really wanted explore.

Left .4, got my bottle of water and left happy about 45 minutes later.

[QUOTE=Friendofjill]This was my first "apartment" experience. The girl is quite attractive, and she was friendly to me, possibly because I speak a little Chinese. It was a very thorough session, totally satisfactory but a little mechanical, perhaps. Am I to understand that if I try different apartments in the future, I probably won't do as well?[/QUOTE]

You got it, at least as far as Gina's places are concerned. Thai Palace is more reliable in terms of quality, but you'll spend 1.6 I've been to all of Gina's locations and she always promises girls that are young, beautiful, and a good likeness to the photos--almost never happens. She must think that if you bat .200, you can qualify for the all-star game. The good side: if you don't like what you see, she won't hassle you about turning around and leaving.

I went the second day they were open. I got a SMOKIN' HOT polish gal in her very early twenties. The massage was ok, the handshake was fair. The girl was a solid 8 or 9.

Good Luck!

[QUOTE=Orangecrush]Is anyone having any luck at the Bella location on Western (north of Armitage)? I was there once and struck out. Got no vibe from the girl, but tried anyway.

OC[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Slim]First time at Relax on Archer so I didn't know what to expect; didn't get a chance to read up first.

Nice clean place, lots of rooms and I saw three girls none of them real old and all looking pretty good for a Chicago AMP.

Paid .4 for 30 minutes and was sent back with Cherry who was cute and probably in her 30's. No mention of TS, but I asked for a shower and was offered a stand-up.

Good legit massage. On flip, no mention of tip and I got a pretty good tug. Cherry didn't really want to play, but with a little pursuit I managed to get a nip in my mouth. That was about it though, she said they only give HJ there, nothing else. Is that true? Cherry had a nice bod that I really wanted explore.

Left .4, got my bottle of water and left happy about 45 minutes later.[/QUOTE]I would guess that is all they give. You can tell by the clothes they wear. Not easy off, easy on indicates they stay on.

Saw an ad on CL the other day for massage at Peterson & Cicero. This is on the way home so I thought why not. I had a vague feeling that I had read a report about this location. Could not remember if it was good or bad and unfortunately did not get time to RTFF.

Door was opened by a not very attractive chunky Asian lady who it turns out is Mongolian. She is very friendly so I just decided to close my eyes and go along for the ride. Massage was a combination of Swedish and feather touch bouncing continually from one to the other.

Turned over and she could see my enjoyment of the feather touch. She said "you want massage here". I replied in the affirmative and she turned around and here is where I had the AHA moment when the previous mongers report came back to me. She had slipped on some gloves and proceeded to oil me up and go to town. The HJ was okay until the finish. I hate it when a chick has got some momentum going and just when you start to cum she changes what she is doing. She moved her hands down to the base and squeezed like she was grabbing a rope while hanging off a cliff. I am not into pain during pleasure so that kind of put a damper on the finish.

Price was .6 and I gave her .4 tip. By the way she asked for this after the flip and before she grabbed the johnson. This is another pet peeve as I think it is a mood spoiler. Anyway I would not repeat and would not recommend.

[QUOTE=Nighthawk55]I would guess that is all they give. You can tell by the clothes they wear. Not easy off, easy on indicates they stay on.[/QUOTE]

There's this variation also, which I see at Rose & other AMP's.
The short dress (a good sign) with the tights or knickers underneath
(a bad sign or a signal at least that they're not going to make things
easy for you.)
The wearing of panties underneath the tights are pretty much a
forgetaboutit scenario, along with long pants, heavy sweaters.

T-man

I know some of you guys are gonna think I'm a shill or somethin' for Gina, but in this case I'm simply the purveyor of reliable info: I just dropped by Gina's latest location on S. Wabash) and saw "BeBe". If you like Asian rimming and dirty talking (in English), she's well worth a visit--less mechanical than the younger YoYo at "Lake/Halsted", but not as good looking. Always ask for the half hour rate (1.2)

I saw an ad in the June GP for Oriental Spa. The ad showed a map, of an area around Harlem and I90, with instructions to exit on Harlem.

I searched this thread for Oriental Spa, and saw some posts from early 2008 indicating that it had closed (and some posters indicated some regret, since they though it was a nice place).

I was in the area today, so I thought I would check it out. The ad states $1.6 flat, which is sorta like appartment pricing more than an AMP. Anyway, I could not even find the place. I drove on Harlem around I-90 in each direction looking for it, but did not see it. Then I called the number, and I could not understand the Asian lady who answered. I kept repeating questions regarding whether I needed an appointment, or what was their address, and I could not understand her reply. After repeating my questions several times and not being able to understand her, I gave up trying.

If any one can tell me where this place is at (and whether I can just walk in or if I need an appointment), I will eventually get back there and will report on my experience.

[QUOTE=Talk Turkey]There's this variation also, which I see at Rose & other AMP's. The short dress (a good sign) with the tights or knickers underneath (a bad sign or a signal at least that they're not going to make things easy for you.)

The wearing of panties underneath the tights are pretty much a forgetaboutit scenario, along with long pants, heavy sweaters.

T-man[/QUOTE]One more critical layer you forgot to mention: If when feeling in the saddle, you discover a pad; game over.

[QUOTE=Horny Dog #2]I saw an ad in the June GP for Oriental Spa. The ad showed a map, of an area around Harlem and I90, with instructions to exit on Harlem.

I searched this thread for Oriental Spa, and saw some posts from early 2008 indicating that it had closed (and some posters indicated some regret, since they though it was a nice place).

I was in the area today, so I thought I would check it out. The ad states $1.6 flat, which is sorta like appartment pricing more than an AMP. Anyway, I could not even find the place. I drove on Harlem around I-90 in each direction looking for it, but did not see it. Then I called the number, and I could not understand the Asian lady who answered. I kept repeating questions regarding whether I needed an appointment, or what was their address, and I could not understand her reply. After repeating my questions several times and not being able to understand her, I gave up trying.

If any one can tell me where this place is at (and whether I can just walk in or if I need an appointment), I will eventually get back there and will report on my experience.[/QUOTE]
Judging by the fact that they advertise "$160 flat," I'd say it's an Asian apartment. Getting someone on the phone who doesn't speak very good English goes with the territory.

[QUOTE=Horny Dog #2]I saw an ad in the June GP for Oriental Spa. The ad showed a map, of an area around Harlem and I90, with instructions to exit on Harlem.

I searched this thread for Oriental Spa, and saw some posts from early 2008 indicating that it had closed (and some posters indicated some regret, since they though it was a nice place).

I was in the area today, so I thought I would check it out. The ad states $1.6 flat, which is sorta like appartment pricing more than an AMP. Anyway, I could not even find the place. I drove on Harlem around I-90 in each direction looking for it, but did not see it. Then I called the number, and I could not understand the Asian lady who answered. I kept repeating questions regarding whether I needed an appointment, or what was their address, and I could not understand her reply. After repeating my questions several times and not being able to understand her, I gave up trying.

If any one can tell me where this place is at (and whether I can just walk in or if I need an appointment), I will eventually get back there and will report on my experience.[/QUOTE]Sounds like an apartment to me. She was probably telling you where to go to make the next phone call.

[QUOTE=Marak5]I have had many experiences around Chicago MP's. No luck at all!

I do not think that "luck" is involved as much as your vibes.

Once I went to an AMP with a Hollywood producer and a Navy officer. I was known there and went back for massagees immediately with Bob Hollywood. Joe Navy had to wait for an available girl. An hour later Bob and my times were up (with happy endings) and we found Joe still in the waiting room. It turned out that he was ignored while other customers came in after him and were bumped to the front of the line. Joe Navy left with blue balls that day.

At a different AMP, I once brought a newbee with me to get a massage. We both went back to our rooms and I had a happy ending but my friend was just rubbed not tugged. I was well known at this AMP as well, so there was no reason not to give my friend the happy slappy.

My point is, you must be doing something wrong. If you go to an AMP with good reviews on this site and are still shot down, then you must somehow be doing something berry, berry wong. The AMPs red flag you for a reason.

[QUOTE=Talk Turkey]There's this variation also, which I see at Rose & other AMP's. The short dress (a good sign) with the tights or knickers underneath (a bad sign or a signal at least that they're not going to make things easy for you.)

The wearing of panties underneath the tights are pretty much a forgetaboutit scenario, along with long pants, heavy sweaters.

T-man[/QUOTE]I know we just hit the hotter days but since your on the topic. What about the winter? This is my 1st year mongering, Do we just depend on what we know? Or do they dress the same. Ish.? I had one with long pants on, spandex like. And that went no where quick.

Thanks in advance

[QUOTE=Softswap]One more critical layer you forgot to mention: If when feeling in the saddle, you discover a pad; game over.[/QUOTE]


About the only instance when a "padded saddle" is bad for "riding"!!!

[QUOTE=Nighthawk55]Sounds like an apartment to me. She was probably telling you where to go to make the next phone call.[/QUOTE]


Oriental Beauty Spa on Harlem has been closed for a couple of years - the place is still for rent. It became famous as it was busted with webcams concealed in some of the rooms.

On Harlem near Montrose you can find United (AMP), which advertises that they have new talent, or the famous Lisunia's (EMP) in the mall on Harlem just north of Grand on the west side. Both are reviewed on this board and a good time for MP's

I just looked at the PDF version of the magazine, and it shows it being around Harlem and 290, not 90. If you look you'll see Roosevelt south of there.

[QUOTE=George W. Bush]I just looked at the PDF version of the magazine, and it shows it being around Harlem and 290, not 90. If you look you'll see Roosevelt south of there.[/QUOTE]I made a typo on my original post. I meant 290, not 90. I was definitely in the area shown on the map, on Harlem between Roosevelt and 290.

I'm guessing it must be an apartment, but when I saw the name "spa", I thought it might be an AMP.

I understand the difficult to understand English at these places, but in the past I've at least understood enough to get by. Not this time. (Maybe I need to clean the wax out of my ears.)

Scratched my asian itch at Violet tonight. Paid .6 +.1 for table shower. very nice looking 30 y.o. Grace gave me a nice shower and a pretty good massage. On ther flip, the full menu was offered and very pricey (FS was available too). She wanted 1.2 tip for french and .8 for handshake, I offered her .6 if she was topless and she refused but said I could touch her. Wanted tip upfront, and gave a very nice handshake, followed by a good de-oiling with some hot towels. .6 for hour, .1 for shower, .6 for tip. A little expensive I think. Except for ambitious tip requests, was excellent - I would recommend.

So after reading the reviews on the board I had to check it out for myself. And I was not dissapointed. Promised as delievered.

Went to a few places recently. Relax, had wendy. Very good massage. Table shower was a bit weird but I haven't had many good table showers. She really scrubbed the he'll out of me. I felt really clean when I was done. Her massage was really good. I like alot of pressure and she delivered. Did a little back walking, dug in with her feet and elbows. I would go back for the massage. Ending was also very good. Inspired technique.

Also recent visit to tropical. I won't mention her name here because she asked me not to. I always wonder which providers know this board exists. Adequate massage and ts. Not great but good. Very attractive girl with a good technique for ending. Options seem to be available depending on the vibe they get from you. Of course they start ridiculously high and then go down.

On a side note. I've heard it discussed a few times here about mongers not getting the girl you want and being stuck with the line up. I think I've always asked to see the girls and picked the one I wanted. Or at least do the research and ask for the one I want. You should never be stuck with the ugly one when the young hot chick is sitting right next to her.

Hello fellow mongers. Vegas member headed out there Monday. Staying near Roosevelt and Michigan Ave. Are there any AMPs or apartments you would reccomend?

PM me, please!

Thanks in advance

Visited Elegant yesterday. Was active considering the day. Picked "sdkeowpf" (could not figure out her name and she said it several times)

Anyway, picked her because she was sitting on the couch with a micro mini (almost like a skaters dress) and no spandex shorts. Got into the room and she had no body armour to protect the mid section - just nice panites

Massage was fair to poor which is suprising for Elegant. Got my usual for .7 I told her that I had .8 but I was mistaken. I discovered that I had only .7 in my pocket. We did agree on .8 and I told her that I would pay her when we finished. Regardless, when I gave her the .7 I said that I would make it up to her on the next visit. She responded that she was going to Los Angeles the next day.

What is the point here? Business is poor right now at these places. You all might be suprised at the discounts available.

Elegant is still the best bang for the buck + new lineup

May will play on a second visit if she likes you. She has a nice body, and does a very good legitimate massage. She is a bit old for my tastes, but dimming the lights takes a few years off. Bring a raincoat because the weather is unpredictable.

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/1233692965.html[/url]

The picture of the lady is legit, she was even wearing the same outfit!

Great massage, 10/10. Used a sheet the entire time but the jr. Member fell out several times. She dreses very sugjestive and is hot. Anyone got anywhere with this place, I searched an can't find any posts? PM me if nesc. I can share other info.

[QUOTE=Original Sin][url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/1233692965.html[/url]

The picture of the lady is legit, she was even wearing the same outfit!

Great massage, 10/10. Used a sheet the entire time but the jr. Member fell out several times. She dreses very sugjestive and is hot. Anyone got anywhere with this place, I searched an can't find any posts? PM me if nesc. I can share other info.[/QUOTE]
Every single review of this place (ElleHomme) seems to suggest that they are nothing other than an overpriced tease. I'll be keeping my distance.

Seven Heaven Spa has always been a sure bet for my (limited) needs. So when I walked in for another what I thought would be a routine visit, I was greeted by Tiffany, an Eastern European girl. She is young, pretty, and gives an excellent massage. She is clearly trained in what she is doing. But no extras whatsoever, not even any accidental touching. I asked her, and she apologized and said that she doesn’t go there.

I tipped her .2 for skills, friendliness and her (otherwise) positive attitude. Recommended as long as you know what to expect.

But I still had to deal with my blue balls. So I decided to try out Julia on the Gold Coast. I’m not sure how to rate her in the looks department, and I have not sampled all of her skills. But she is one of the sweetest girls I have ever met – almost like an instant friend. It’s not all perfect (PM for details), but I’ll probably see her again before she moves out West later this summer.

Usually they're OK if you ask to see what the other girls look like. I haven't been to tropical in quite some time. Too pricey and if the prices are dropped you're very limited to the roaming.
[QUOTE=Humpty Hump]Went to a few places recently. Relax, had wendy. Very good massage. Table shower was a bit weird but I haven't had many good table showers. She really scrubbed the he'll out of me. I felt really clean when I was done. Her massage was really good. I like alot of pressure and she delivered. Did a little back walking, dug in with her feet and elbows. I would go back for the massage. Ending was also very good. Inspired technique.

Also recent visit to tropical. I won't mention her name here because she asked me not to. I always wonder which providers know this board exists. Adequate massage and ts. Not great but good. Very attractive girl with a good technique for ending. Options seem to be available depending on the vibe they get from you. Of course they start ridiculously high and then go down.

On a side note. I've heard it discussed a few times here about mongers not getting the girl you want and being stuck with the line up. I think I've always asked to see the girls and picked the one I wanted. Or at least do the research and ask for the one I want. You should never be stuck with the ugly one when the young hot chick is sitting right next to her.[/QUOTE]

I went to bella again the other day. Sabrina, the very hot polish girl, was not there but I was pleasantly suprised by Marina. Marina is a really pretty early twenties Russian girl who will finish you right off with a smile. Where did this new crop of highly accomodating Euros come from?

What Evs. I likey

JMFC

What kind of tip gets that smile?

My experience was also good there.

However, $ seems to be the initial request.

[QUOTE=John Coctoston]I went to bella again the other day. Sabrina, the very hot polish girl, was not there but I was pleasantly suprised by Marina. Marina is a really pretty early twenties Russian girl who will finish you right off with a smile. Where did this new crop of highly accomodating Euros come from?

What Evs. I likey

JMFC[/QUOTE]

I was torn, do I hit an AMP for the sure thing, try for an EMP with the usual case of the blues ( based on post below, I will now have to hit Bella and go for an Euro) or go Latin and get overcharged.

Well I am getting tired of eating Chop Suey all the time so I tought I might try some spicy food, but not get the combo meal.

I booked a flight to the Carribean. Water problems, so no TS or Sauna. Flight cost .6. I get a young Mexican flight attendant. Decent massage for about 15 minutes, the next 15 are spent teasing little Al. I was almost finished before the flip. On the flip, I am told .5 for a topless HR, wow half price, without any haggling. Nice set of perky young brown ones. I leave very happy.

I did try to upgrade to First Class, I was told no seats available, so I did not push it. I will book another flight.

Have been a frequent reader and have tried a few AMP and EMP's in the area and haven't been interested in anything beyond leaving happy and have no interest in a full menu. based on posts from the forum... Here is what I can share as a first time post:

Ashland/Division
Is a sure thing for a HR if you stick with the asian flavor. I have tried both Russian gals and have been left totally covered and found it to be a crappy legit massage. Talent leaves something to be desired, but isn't awful. Expect to pay .40HH plus .30tip

Lisunia's
Expensive, but a nice change from the AMP and had a good VIP experience. Steam shower is nice to freshen up post massage. Sunk 1.4 for HH into the topless experience, which is to much, but worth a splurge for the talent though the gal I had was a little mechanical. Seems this place has not been getting good reviews as of late. Have not gone back.

KM
Just recently checked this place out. Had Julie once, and another gal Sue XXX? This place is clean, and much care has been given to the experience. No haggling or discussions needed if you provide a good vibe. .45 for HH with TS, plus .30 tip for a relaxing time and you will leave happy.

Will report more as time goes on. Would be interested in other EMP experiences seems Bella has some of that action as of late.

TMT

Now that CL has been nuetered, where can a guy go online to keep up with the latest offerings in Asian Apts?

This place is relatively new, so I decided to check it out. It’s located near Archer and Sacramento.

They advertize VIP and standard rooms on CL. I’m not sure what this is all about. I paid .65 for the hour (including .1 for the TS). The room was spacious, adjacent to a private bathroom and shower.

Besides Mamasan, I believe only one therapist was working at the time. Her name was Cici, and she is clearly a well trained masseuse. She is thin, petite, and very easy on the eyes. She worked hard, I was totally relaxed, and I didn’t want the massage to end. Even though the massage was undraped, there were no ‘accidents’.

So at the end I asked her about massaging that last muscle. She was reluctant, but agreed to do it for the standard tip. I almost felt sorry for the girl, because it’s not her thing and I will not ask her again on my next visit. Recommended for a legit massage.

[QUOTE=Nighthawk55]Now that CL has been nuetered, where can a guy go online to keep up with the latest offerings in Asian Apts?[/QUOTE]

Hey, Jackson! Should we start a new thread for Asian Apartment info? Or should we just lump it in with the Massage thread?