Rants, Raves and Opinions AKA "The Octagon"

[QUOTE=Glockman;1851283]You will never guess what Michelle likes to do! That's right, yoga.[/QUOTE]When it appears that the whole world has fallen off it's axis and there is nothing left to do but speculate on who's whom and who said what when and where. There you are with some gifts from the south to put it all back in perspective.

Chit dude, you're making a real case to move to Memphis. I haven't picked my fav yet but I'll vote soon, after I've had a little more time to take in the sights. Thanks.

Have a great day.

Dz

[QUOTE=Glockman;1851283]You will never guess what Michelle likes to do! That's right, yoga.[/QUOTE]I'm proud to say that I have had my face in the cheeks if that lovely ass. Damn it tasted good.

[QUOTE=Glockman;1850961]Did someone mention out-of-town pun-nay-nay and Glockman? I know that this may be temporarily off topic, but here is a sample of some Memphis area pun-nay-nay for you Cincinnati mongers to consider.[/QUOTE]But I've looked in the Memphis threads on USA and other sites, and I'm not finding anything remotely like this available. Are they really pay for play girls working Memphis? If so, where do we find them?

It was a business doing pleasure with them.

[QUOTE=Scup1958;1851528]But I've looked in the Memphis threads on USA and other sites, and I'm not finding anything remotely like this available. Are they really pay for play girls working Memphis? If so, where do we find them?[/QUOTE]You can't go wrong with Tennessee ladies. You may not find the best sources here, but if you go to ECCIE or P411, you will find great descriptions on NR, P411 or ECCIE. Hopefully this board's venue for that region will soon improve. With that said, if you scan that region on here and contact their senior members, they are more willing than even here in our region to give you the inside scoop for that area. I have never had a bad experience in TN.

For the record, never doubt Glock. When it comes to finding great women outside of our region, especially when headed south, I have never been let down by his reports. He is one of the few guys on here that avoids drama and bullshit regularly and gives VERY actionable intel.

I have had fantastic experience with his leads over the years whenever I am doing a southbound business trip.

I have been with several of the ladies he has illustrated lately and they are all fantastic. The only one he missed is just over the state line from Memphis and will travel there if you pay for her gas to do an outcall named Ginger Doll. I met with her this spring when going down to the annual mud musical festival this spring (well actually three straight years) and for the price of a tank of gas, and taking her out for dinner and a few music venues she only charged me $250 plus dinner and admission to the festival for an overnight:


[url]https://www.preferred411.com/Provider_Page_Client2.cfm?Cid=41798[/url]


Memphis is one of the few places that you can find better service and prices than you will find here in the Queen City. You can't go wrong with any lady Glock gives his "thumbs up" approval of.


PS: Take any gal you book with to Beale St., even if the festival is not going on, and you will be treated to some provocative "dirty dancing" followed by one hell of a time BCD!

[QUOTE=Scup1958;1851528]But I've looked in the Memphis threads on USA and other sites, and I'm not finding anything remotely like this available. Are they really pay for play girls working Memphis? If so, where do we find them?[/QUOTE]They've Got The Time. I'm not quite sure where you are coming from. If you are questioning whether or not the girls are working girls who were actually available in Memphis, they are all indeed working girls. I personally took all of the photos and to the best of my recollection, received a BBBJ from all the ladies. The attached photos verify that they are working girls. All the photos but two were taken in Memphis. Jillian Foxxx's was taken in Los Angeles and the lady only identified as 'glock' was taken in nearby North Mississippi. You seem to say that you looked long and hard on the Memphis USA Board and other Memphis sites, but could not find anything as appealing like them. You seem to doubt whether they are real Memphis working girls. You must not have looked hard. The two ladies in the photo called '2-girls' are Mimi and Chrissy. Mimi advertises on BP in Memphis and uses my photos. Chrissy advertises on the USA Memphis Board under the name 'wetpink' or wetpinkfreak' and uses my photos. Nicole advertises on the USA Memphis Board under the name 'Memphis Nicole' and uses my photos. Monica advertises on both the USA Memphis Board and on Memphis BP under the name 'Classy Monica' and uses my photos. Molly advertises on Memphis BP under the name 'Molly' and sometimes uses my photos. Lea Madisson advertises on E**IE occasionally but usually just lets her regulars know by email when she is in town. You probably can't find her anymore on the web. Ella is now in Nashville and, after having a fallout with her former partner, no longer comes to Memphis. The girl I identified only as 'glock' advertises on BP North Mississippi. When I reviewed her in the Memphis Board, I specifically advised anyone who wanted to contact her to go to the appropriate BP page. Most Memphis mongers seemed to be able to understand that. Michelle and 'K' are both on administrative leave until early 2014. Jessica, Sara, Redd and Sam are all UTR and don't advertise anywhere. However, I have posted and reviewed them regularly on the USA Memphis Escort Report Board and all my reviews contain the statement "BootyCall has their contact information." So if you couldn't find any information on them, you just did not look at the right places. Now you know where to find them.

[QUOTE=Glockman;1852314]to the best of my recollection, received a BBBJ from all the ladies.[/QUOTE]'Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is. '

Barbara Bush

[QUOTE=Varoom; 1852345]'Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is. '

Barbara Bush[/QUOTE]And thanks Glockman for the contributions, even if it is hard for me to believe Tennessee has produced that many hot providers. Porn is a much better use for this section than whatever it is this section is normally used for.

[QUOTE=Bucks97;1852790]And thanks Glockman for the contributions, even if it is hard for me to believe Tennessee has produced that many hot providers.[/QUOTE]Yes, they found it hard too. Very hard, especially for a guy my age!

[QUOTE=TheGoodSh;1853532]I get it. I like pussy. I like tits.[/QUOTE]Me too but this was my favorite part;

[quote]Last edited by TheGoodSh; Today at 00:16. Reason: adding more contempt[/quote]It's not often I see something new here. Literally coffee on the keyboard from my nose!

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[QUOTE=TheGoodSh; 1853532]So:

Fuck you, you hack piece of shit. If you were just honest and said: "Hey, I just want an excuse to fuck these girls. I know I suck at photography". I guess I could accept that. But the fact that you go on and on about your post-processing skills and your "art". Ugh. You can't even write coherently AND you're full of shit. What a dick. You refer to photography and graphic design as two of your "favorite past-times". Really? REALLY? Read a fucking book you moron.

So fuck you, local hack photographer. FUCK you in your stupid untalented bald cracker ass with a big rusty shovel. You make the world a shittier place to live in. Not as much as Rwandan genocide, or crack, or race-hate. But in your own small pathetic way, your ineptitude and tacky photography are killing this world.

The end.[/QUOTE]Absolutely f'ing hilarious. I had to see for myself because, honestly, it's hard to imagine how any pics of T&A could elicit such a primal response. But, your right. Pretty weird chit there. For me the funniest part of it all was the session prices. They start with HS Photos. Like I'm going to page through all the pseudo-porn and rush home screaming "HONEY, I found the photographer for little Betty's HS graduation portrait". LOL.

I like Glock's approach better. Much more straight forward. [i]Dick. Mouth. Camera. Any questions? [/i] (I'm sure he's much smoother but dems the cliff notes)

Very fun read. It's there's a greatest page still floating around here. I nominate TheGoodSh on this one.

Have a great day.

Dz

[QUOTE=TheGoodSh; 1853532][b]Glock, this has nothing to do with your photos. [/b]

However, there's a dude in this town who's work has stung my eyes for too long. Some of the girls in Cincinnati have used him. I know, because he puts his lame "logo" watermark on the photos, and the girls don't bother to crop that out. I'm a curious guy, I like art and good photography. So, I've gone and checked this guy's work out. I won't name him, but anyone who pays any attention will probably have noted his stuff.

All I can say is: Jesus. Really?

Bleargh! That's me fucking vomiting on his shitty artless attempt at erotic photography. He's such a fucking hack. [i]It actually hurts me[/i], he's so very bad. If you look at his site, you'll see an unending string of poorly lit, badly composed images. Add to that the blundering post-processing he's done in photoshop and you get some truly terrible photos.

He's taken modeling pics of at least 3 girls who've advertised on this site. NONE of them come off looking as good as they do in real life, as far as I've seen first hand. Instead of looking beautiful, they often look like there is something wrong. Never smiling. Never looking as sultry as I would guess he is going for. Never posed in appealing ways. They'll be sort of half-posed in weird awkward ways. I mean, go look at some fucking art, dude. Dynamic posing is all around you in print, film, and classic painting and sculpture.

What is worse? He's surely taken tons of digital shots. He surely has many options to choose from. And, yet he actually SELECTED these piss-poor poses. These really attractive women, who can take better self-shots than he can with his pro-gear, look clumsy and slightly uncomfortable. Except where he's airbrushed them into oblivion so they don't even look real.

Look, broadly speaking, I know you guys have pretty low standards. Some of the providers on here post horrible photos of themselves which aren't very flattering, but you get all excited because you see pussy or tits. I get it. I like pussy. I like tits. But still, you've got to have some standards. This guy's the fucking photographer equivalent to Nickelback. Scratch that. He's not even [i]that[/i] Good. He's Mr. Nickelback's little-known side project, trying to be novel with 2 bass players, a kazoo, and doing some sort of rock-rap-ska fusion.

I am disgusted by this guy's pathetic "art". The fact that there are hundreds of legitimate, decent photographers both amateur and pro who could do better than his glamourshots bullshit without much effort, and probably without trying to fuck the models. Which I am guessing this guy tries to do.

Come to think of it, he's probably a member on these boards. So:

Fuck you, you hack piece of shit. If you were just honest and said: "Hey, I just want an excuse to fuck these girls. I know I suck at photography". I guess I could accept that. But the fact that you go on and on about your post-processing skills and your "art". Ugh. You can't even write coherently AND you're full of shit. What a dick. You refer to photography and graphic design as two of your "favorite past-times". Really? REALLY? Read a fucking book you moron.

So fuck you, local hack photographer. FUCK you in your stupid untalented bald cracker ass with a big rusty shovel. You make the world a shittier place to live in. Not as much as Rwandan genocide, or crack, or race-hate. But in your own small pathetic way, your ineptitude and tacky photography are killing this world.

The end.[/QUOTE]That was great. I haven't been a poster here long but have been observing for some time and I have also noticed there was a lack of skill in most photos uploaded. I assumed it was par for the course and just went along with it. Good on you for pointing out the atrocity.

FF25

[QUOTE=Glockman;1852314]They've Got The Time. I'm not quite sure where you are coming from. If you are questioning whether or not the girls are working girls who were actually available in Memphis, they are all indeed working girls. I personally took all of the photos and to the best of my recollection, received a BBBJ from all the ladies. The attached photos verify that they are working girls. All the photos but two were taken in Memphis. Jillian Foxxx's was taken in Los Angeles and the lady only identified as 'glock' was taken in nearby North Mississippi. You seem to say that you looked long and hard on the Memphis USA Board and other Memphis sites, but could not find anything as appealing like them. You seem to doubt whether they are real Memphis working girls. You must not have looked hard. The two ladies in the photo called '2-girls' are Mimi and Chrissy. Mimi advertises on BP in Memphis and uses my photos. Chrissy advertises on the USA Memphis Board under the name 'wetpink' or wetpinkfreak' and uses my photos. Nicole advertises on the USA Memphis Board under the name 'Memphis Nicole' and uses my photos. Monica advertises on both the USA Memphis Board and on Memphis BP under the name 'Classy Monica' and uses my photos. Molly advertises on Memphis BP under the name 'Molly' and sometimes uses my photos. Lea Madisson advertises on E**IE occasionally but usually just lets her regulars know by email when she is in town. You probably can't find her anymore on the web. Ella is now in Nashville and, after having a fallout with her former partner, no longer comes to Memphis. The girl I identified only as 'glock' advertises on BP North Mississippi. When I reviewed her in the Memphis Board, I specifically advised anyone who wanted to contact her to go to the appropriate BP page. Most Memphis mongers seemed to be able to understand that. Michelle and 'K' are both on administrative leave until early 2014. Jessica, Sara, Redd and Sam are all UTR and don't advertise anywhere. However, I have posted and reviewed them regularly on the USA Memphis Escort Report Board and all my reviews contain the statement "BootyCall has their contact information." So if you couldn't find any information on them, you just did not look at the right places. Now you know where to find them.[/QUOTE]I just want to say, lighting, positioning all means nothing to me, all I see is a few ladies who can't give a good BBBJ.

You can see it in their eyes when they do it good, when they love doing it it will disappear and all you see is lips and balls and every once in a while you get a great one that will lick your balls tongue out while all the way into her throat.

Brrrrrrrrrr! Gave me a cold chill remembering that shit!

Excuse me gentleman, I have a sexy lady to call.

[QUOTE=WhyBuyTheCow; 1854305]I just want to say, lighting, positioning all means nothing to me, all I see is a few ladies who can't give a good BBBJ.

You can see it in their eyes when they do it good, when they love doing it it will disappear and all you see is lips and balls and every once in a while you get a great one that will lick your balls tongue out while all the way into her throat.

Brrrrrrrrrr! Gave me a cold chill remembering that shit!

Excuse me gentleman, I have a sexy lady to call.[/QUOTE]You sir, are full of shit. Excuse me, I have one to take.