Saturday report- Stacy (AVOID)
I was out Saturday night on the south loop. Yes, a lot of LEO on 20ish and GF due to that accident on the corner. Anyhow- I saw all BSW's for the first 1hourish. Not my cup of tea. I found a WSW on national. She had on pants with short black "bra" top on with a white hat. I did some recon and went in. She comes up to car and I ask if she wanted a ride. She said are you cop. Prove it. So had to show her I wasn't. She jumped in and I made her show me. She was drunk. Was not strug out on anything but, maybe weed. Nice body, had a tattoo on left rotator cuff. She had kinda a crater face but, prolly a 7 ON the streetwalker scene.
Well, she wanted to go into a ally off national. I said no thanks and we can go to my spot. About 20 blocks away. We get to my spot. I give her. 25 and said I'll tip if its nice. She asks to take my pants down to my knees and says put your seat back further. As soon as I did she jumped out (first time for me!). I was kinda shocked and laughed. Now, I'm a pretty athletic guy. Well I drive out on national and she's running LOL. She cuts threw some yards. I kept going. I do know she has to make it back to 25 and national. So, this hoe has to run 20 some blocks. Anyways, I get to 25 and national I decided what the hell. I'm going to see if I can scare this trailorpark hoe.
I figured she wouldn't be on national. I figured she'd be one block south. Heading up the side street. Well. Low and behold there she is LOL. She doesn't see me as she runs by. I park and get out. At this time she is about half block ahead of me. I sprint behind her. I get right behind her when she turns around and falls over on a lawn WHICH 2 people where on the porch so, I kept running by and didn't say anything. 10 secounds later I turned she got up and ran threw a yard. All of a sudden you hear a dog just going ape shit in a back yard. LOL! This idiot must have ran into a yard with a dog. I got my fun and took a different route back to my car.
In all honestly I'm glad those people where on there porch. I would've prolly knocked this thief out or would have took her iphone and busted it right there. NEEDLESS to say avoid this hoe at ALL costs. I did learn a lesson though. I will never give a hoe the goods before the deed is done!