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[QUOTE=Allknight;2378394]I have see a review on this on but can't find it. Anyone have any.

[URL]http://queens.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/unforgettable-absolutely-real-lady-violet/49544427[/URL][/QUOTE]Yeah I saw her at an LIC hotel back in Spring or Summer. As you can see from the pics she's a pretty cute chubby girl, not even what I'd call a small BBW really, so I wasn't dissappointed when she opened the door. Turns out we grew up near each other and chatted a bit about our trashy home. I went for her quickie price which meant an ok, if a little uninspired, CBJ. Overall it was nothing to write home about, but if her photos really push your buttons or her price is up your alley, maybe repeat visits will result in something more memorable. As always YMMV.

Stopped by this place after a long week to relieve some much needed stress. Nothing in my opinion calms you down more than busting a nut except for maybe a nice cold one. Wouldn't be a bad idea to put those two together for some weeks that are really stressful.

Walked in and saw two chicas, both were stacked and looked good O. O. Good enough to get a nut off anyways. I decided to go with the one that wore the fish net outfit hoping she would be sluttier. I was wrong sadly. I'm not sure if it was my poor spanish that made her uninterested or if she was making money on the side sexting someone else. Either way she was on that thing while we were doing it and that is no bueno. But man. That ass was the bomb. It was firm, firm like she did 50 squats a day firm. HOwever after reading the report about band-aids on the butt, I'm starting to doubt whether these chicas booty are for real or enhanced. Either way I guess it don't matter.

Happy hunting yall, the-beards.

[QUOTE=Dumdums;2381541]Yeah I saw her at an LIC hotel back in Spring or Summer. As you can see from the pics she's a pretty cute chubby girl, not even what I'd call a small BBW really, so I wasn't dissappointed when she opened the door. Turns out we grew up near each other and chatted a bit about our trashy home. I went for her quickie price which meant an ok, if a little uninspired, CBJ. Overall it was nothing to write home about, but if her photos really push your buttons or her price is up your alley, maybe repeat visits will result in something more memorable. As always YMMV.[/QUOTE]Personally, I would stay away. Any girl trying to advertise and takes pics with a cigarette tells me she doesn't give a fuck. And if she doesn't give a fuck what type of shitty ass service is she going to give? Plus she probably smells like cigarettes too which I hate with a fucking passion.

[QUOTE=BlackBeards;2382104]Stopped by this place after a long week.......[/QUOTE]Any info on how to find this place. I am interested in visiting.

Stopped by the spot a few weeks ago. They had 2 girls there with real nice asses. Went with the light skinned MILF I think she said she was Christy or something. Big mistake. He head game was weak. She refused to get on top and ride and didn't want her titties played with while I'm pounding her in mish. I got tired of her attitude and flipped her over in doggie and busted a nut watching her ass jiggle. Definitely won't be going back to see her again. You win some you lose some, that how the game is. So what's up with this booty ranch I've been hearing about? I'm been trying to check it out but couldn't find much info.

[QUOTE=Peter41;2384401]Stopped by the spot a few weeks ago. They had 2 girls there with real nice asses. Went with the light skinned MILF I think she said she was Christy or something. Big mistake. He head game was weak. She refused to get on top and ride and didn't want her titties played with while I'm pounding her in mish. I got tired of her attitude and flipped her over in doggie and busted a nut watching her ass jiggle. Definitely won't be going back to see her again. You win some you lose some, that how the game is. So what's up with this booty ranch I've been hearing about? I'm been trying to check it out but couldn't find much info.[/QUOTE]Booty Ranch is cool. Girls a pricey. 80 to. 10 but you can bargain in the late hours. Its a rough crowd so be careful for those fair skinned folks. Good quality product in my opinion.

[QUOTE=Jofronic;2384880]Booty Ranch is cool. Girls a pricey. 80 to. 10 but you can bargain in the late hours. Its a rough crowd so be careful for those fair skinned folks. Good quality product in my opinion.[/QUOTE]Is the booty ranch a place anyone can find or do you have to know someone?

At the door you're asked if you got the text. They are picky with who they let in. You have to know someone, or the owner, or get lucky and lie saying you got the text. LOL. I go to the one on farmers blvd on Mondays.

There are a few in the BK and the BX. My friend is a bouncer at each one. They have a nice selection of girls but some girls are just for show. They give you an incredible wall, or lap dance and make you think they would be worth the money then you get disappointed. With the amount of girls walking around, you have options, so you just have to choose wisely. The price is a bit much because you have to pay .1 before 12 and more after at the door, then you have to pay for the girl which is from .8+ and a room which is .2. If they have an event, it may be more at the door. Not a cheap place, but you can find some nice girls there. I went a few times and was never disappointed. The girls there do out / in calls so you can get their number. Some even bargain with you to do the service in your vehicle to save you the .2 room price. LOL. Later in the night, before closing, some drop their price but not many.

[QUOTE=RohanCid;2385962]Is the booty ranch a place anyone can find or do you have to know someone?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MyStrodman;2386061]At the door you're asked if you got the text. They are picky with who they let in. You have to know someone, or the owner, or get lucky and lie saying you got the text. LOL. I go to the one on farmers blvd on Mondays.

There are a few in the BK and the BX. My friend is a bouncer at each one. They have a nice selection of girls but some girls are just for show. They give you an incredible wall, or lap dance and make you think they would be worth the money then you get disappointed. With the amount of girls walking around, you have options, so you just have to choose wisely. The price is a bit much because you have to pay .1 before 12 and more after at the door, then you have to pay for the girl which is from .8+ and a room which is .2. If they have an event, it may be more at the door. Not a cheap place, but you can find some nice girls there. I went a few times and was never disappointed. The girls there do out / in calls so you can get their number. Some even bargain with you to do the service in your vehicle to save you the .2 room price. LOL. Later in the night, before closing, some drop their price but not many.[/QUOTE]How do you get their text? Do you have to sign up for something?

I have to ask. I went with someone the first time so they know me.

[QUOTE=RohanCid;2387272]How do you get their text? Do you have to sign up for something?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PussyDriller;2373514]Commenting on Vandenburg report.

Jamaica CDP is still operating? LOL It is no longer speculation they are definitely LAW ENFORCEMENT backed. They definetly are paying some of their funds to operate. Just be careful fellow mongers never know if they are looking to set you up. Just got word four weeks ago that a fellow monger who use to frequent Jamaica cdp caught herpes 1 and 2 from one of the chicas. Man that sucks.[/QUOTE]Had to bump this post. Has the person who got it told you which girl it was? Whether its a regular girl that is there or new I think we should have an idea on how to avoid.

Has anyone seen this chick yet?

I see her post a lot but haven't seen any reviews of her online. Looks like she has a great body.

It says Erotic touch but she is very picky and careful so I don't even know if she offers any sex.

Hopefully one of yall know.

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Does anybody got the 411 on her!?

[QUOTE=Cool86;2404798][URL]http://newyork.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/50-morning-special-white-bbw-hosting/[/URL]

Does anybody got the 411 on her!?[/QUOTE]Either that's a bad link or she deleted her ad.

So what kind of girls do they got there? I'm down with all different types just don't want the sloppy ones. And how do you get the text list? Can you just walk up to the spot or do you got to know somebody there?